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crazyforhwa · 9 months

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Between hard and soft hours tbh but I really can’t stop thinking about a lazy make out session with Seonghwa… with lots of tongue obviously because come on, it’s Seonghwa.

It’d feel so amazing to just have a whole make out session with him, hands on each other’s face or neck.. and maybe an other member (*cough* Choi San) witnessing it and ending up joining the fun……

✩LAZY MAKE OUT SESSIONS WITH SEONGHWA✩

anon, that's so fucking hot.. (seonghwa is just hot yk)

I feel like lazy make out sessions with him usually happen during gloomy or winter days, as he thinks it feels the most romantic that way. He would be the one to initiate them by doing seemingly innocent things that end with him pushing his tongue past your lips in no time.

It would be such a mess, the perfect contrast between lust and love. Just two bodies laying on the bed, some rnb music playing quietly in the background to spice up the mood.

I feel like he's the 'breathy moans' type of guy. Whining into your mouth, describing how much he desires you.. that's what he's into. He isn't afraid of letting out sounds, and he expects you to let out some too, especially when other members are around. It definitely makes him hard as a rock, knowing that his colleagues are listening.

And oh boy.. talking about exhibitionism, I feel like he would purposely leave his door not fully closed, BEGGING in his mind that somebody(ehem, San) would catch you guys in the act. And don't even start on joining. I don't think he would be 100% comfortable with every member, but he would definitely share you with San, Hongjoong or Wooyoung (boy would be already close just by seeing them play with you).

We all have seen that fucking tongue of his. it's long, pointy, and he knows how to use it. he constantly sticks it out during performances, so I imagine him to be an absolute freak. He wins every battle for dominance, even at such slow paced moments.

Spit. SPIT. He loves when your make out sessions are messy, long strings of saliva forming whenever he detaches his plump lips from yours. He would randomly pull away just to stick his tongue out and let his spit slowly drip into your mouth, quickly getting back to business after.

Let's also mention that not every make out session with him is just lips. Oh no no, he is paying attention to everything. Sometimes he lowers himself and plants soft pecks against your neck. Sometimes he gently bites your earlobe, his warm breath tickling your skin. And sometimes he just smothers your whole face with smooches, grinning while he does so. He is a man of passion, but in these moments he just loves to chill out and show you love in a slightly different way.

Oh, and that smirk of his. He would grab different parts of your body unexpectedly, making you let out soft gasps that would trigger his cocky smile. Sometimes it'd be an innocent booty grab, but one second later his hand is slowly sliding under your shirt, his warm fingers exploring your body, getting closer to the sensitive areas on your chest.

After about half an hour, he will lose the ability to think straight. His hand would slide into your pants and quickly find your opening, slowly forcing two fingers into your tight hole. He would hit every sweet spot while still kissing you, getting "annoyed" and spanking you every time you get distracted by the pleasure.

Oh, yes.

I love him, man😭😭😭😭

should I make it a fic? 👀 (I feel like this is way too short, I'm sorry)

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faetreides · 1 month

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summary: king!aegon ii targaryen x afab rhaenyra’s child!reader

cw: CANON TYPICAL incest/targcest, boot worship, free use, public, voyeurism/exhibitionism (non con on the guards part 💀), hints of reader being just as much of a weirdo i’m sorry (rhaenyra can’t blame them tho), used a valyrian translator so if there’s any mistakes no there’s not <3, fucking on the iron throne as a celebratory end of work day thing, everything is 100% consensual on reader’s part, one use of “whore”, aegon’s pet names are all food related 🥴 (deadass almost had him call reader beer for the joke)

wc: 888 (🎱✨)

block & move on if uncomfortable !!

do not repost, translate, or give ai my work

last hotd fic for a bit bc i’m out of ideas

kinktober masterlist

“Ry paktot, ilagon ao jikagon, jorrāelagon (all right, down you go love).”

You and your uncle Aegon have the strangest end of day ritual. It always starts with you being shoved on your knees, his hands cradling your shoulders to protect you from the sharp iron throne.

All others are sent away from the room, save for a few guards that had been eyeing your body far too much for his liking. You were yet to be married but numerous whispers of your sexual exploits ran through the castle like wildfire. Aegon II Targaryen, was a king that one could not even sneeze in front of for fear of setting him off. So he is careful to keep those shrews' musings away from you, it was a feat of strength to coerce you into being as bold as you are now.

“Come now, elilla (honey). Clean my shoes so i can give your cunt the fucking it deserves.” He orders you, and you are all too eager, especially with the eyes of the uncomfortable guards on you.

You pray to the Gods that Aegon does not catch them looking with their peripheral vision, pausing your fun to murder more of the staff would really rain on your parade.

The shoes of your king are cleaned before you put your tongue to them, something that you’re almost disappointed by at this point. You are tempted to ask him to turn away the shoe shiner for next time.

His crown has the same red haze surrounding it that lives deep within Aegon, and it commands your attention all the same. You let your eyes softly fall shut as you run your wet tongue along the edge of his boot. The metallic tang has become an old friend, as well as any paltry specs of blood you find. You fear that you could possibly develop a craving for it.

You prostrate yourself before your betrothed as if you were a humming bird that had come face to face with Balerion himself. A house kitten mewling for the attention of a tiger. It is not unlike performing a blow job. Your lashes become the sheer curtains you look out of and your mouth fulfills its purpose.

You flatten your tongue and begin to dip into the crevices, getting every inch of his shoes slick with your spit. Aegon has his weeping cock in the firm hold of both of his hands, and he times his strokes to every flick of your tongue.

Your “services” last for what feels like an eternity. Your uncle’s eyes wander to keep the forcibly voyeuristic guards in check. You can hear their feet shuffling on the ground as they squirm behind you, and Aegon is so pleased by this that he returns his attention to his beloved pet.

“Prūbres (apple), that is quite enough. Come back up, darling.” He says while gingerly rubbing the heel of his boot into your cheek.

“Yes, qȳbor (uncle).”

You clamor into his lap, taking the initiative by lifting your previously stretched hole over his cock. One of his hands claws into the flesh of your hip to steady you, and the other positions his cock upright. Once you get past the pink tip, your walls are snugly wrapped around his entire length in seconds. You both groan as he bottoms out. Aegon wastes no time and digs his nails into your other hip, lifting you off of his cock until the tip catches against your entrance and swiftly dropping you back down.

“My whore, a jewel worth more than any found in my crown.” The word comes out between gritted teeth, but the thumb drawing loose circles on your pearl is kinder. “Not one of those filthy dogs will ever know the pleasure of a cunny as sweet as the one made for me.”

“They will not.” You whined, relishing in the red marks his nails were no doubt leaving on your jiggling ass as you bounced on his girthy cock. “Only you, qȳbor (uncle), only my king. They could hang for all I care.”

You have an awful habit for letting words flow from your mouth with no thought of their consequences. It’s not your fault though, you muse as Aegon scratches at your moving globes of flesh, your cunt takes priority more often than not. You ignore the spark that ignites in his soul at the foolish declaration.

His thumb stops teasing your clit and rubs it harshly up and down until your rapid bouncing ceases in favor of chasing that high. He only has to spank you a single time for you to shatter around his cock with an angelic and blissfully soft moan. You let your torso fall to his and you bury your face in his neck as his other hand travels to grope your other ass cheek.

Aegon spills into you with an embarrassingly long and loud groan, licking at the pulse point of your neck as he fucks himself into overstimulation. This is the only time he will allow the guards to drink your sex in, so they can gawk at the pure amount of spend that leaks out of your ravaged cunny. He pretends not to notice or enjoy the stares, spreading your fat cheeks to give them a better view.

“Leave us be.”

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epelletea · 2 years

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Your TWST S/O reacts to you singing a familiar tune !! Part 2

Wow I didn’t expect the first part to get a lot of attention so thank you for that!! I decided to do a second part with some more dorms I didn’t do! :) might not do Heartslaybul because I have no idea for it.

Part 1 Part 3

• For context on “Familiar tune” : Basically you sing a song from their story.

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Kalim Al Asim

It is never a dull day with this particular lover. Kalim never fails to make your day always 100x better with his joyful personality.

Oh you’re feeling sad?? Not allowed! Kalim is already preparing a surprise party for you later so he can turn that frown upside down! Sad about failing a test? Don’t worry about it! He’ll help you study along with Jamil to make sure you ace that next test.

Oh? How the tables have turned? Looks it was your turn to cheer your poor lover up.

You find your lover sulking to himself in his room about something? You rarely ever see Kalim upset about anything, he usually always takes himself out of the dumps. But looks like today wasn’t that case.

You tried your best to cooing at him telling him you love him too pecking his face all over with kisses.

But this sour mood just wouldn’t budge.

Sitting there trying to think what could help lighten your boyfriend’s mood. The lightbulb above your head lights up.

“Make way it’s Prince Kalim!~”

Why not cheer him up with a song! You remembered the song ‘Prince Ali’ and thought it would be fitting to cheer him up with. Obviously replacing the Ali part with Kalim.

Cheerfully singing the song to him while performing over the top mannerisms praising him and overall showering him with love.

Kalim’s smile soon crept onto his face once more. Happily watching you perform for him. How adorable!~

He joins in singing with you despite not knowing the full lyrics but regardless he was happy dancing with you.

Mission accomplished! You have successfully made your boyfriend happy again!

At the end of the song, he tackles you with many kisses and cuddles calling you adorable and the most best S/O in the world !!

He does ask you if you made up the song yourself. Not wanting to explain to him the whole ‘I know this song because Aladdin was the one who actually sung it’. You simply agree saying you did make it up yourself.

He now wants you to show the song off to Jamil and the others so they can all hear your wonderful song! Oh dear…

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Idia Shroud

Nothing feels better than having another video game date with your lovely boyfriend Idia!~

You knew going outside much wasn’t really India’s thing and wanted to respect that. So it’s the small things that matter with him.

But you couldn’t help but getting slightly bored with playing the same game over and over with him but you didn’t want to say that to him. He would be heartbroken.

But at the same time, after you decided to take a break from the game. Idia was still playing however. He seemed to be very focused in on the game. However you wanted attention.

First you started calling out his name, he didn’t budge only let out little ‘hm?’ Every-time you called him. Eyes still glued to the screen.

You have told him out right that you wanted attention and cuddles. But he simply replies with saying ‘Let me finish this round first.’ That one round suddenly turns into 100 rounds.

With a loud ‘Hmph’ you sat there staring at your boyfriend trying to think of ways to get his attention.

Still focused to the game Idia says a quick ‘I love you.’ Signaling that he still loves you despite being focused on the game.

That’s when the idea hits you. You don’t reply back to him which makes Idia pause his game in confusion. He looks back to you offended that you didn’t say I love you back.

Out loud and obviously in the most dramatic way. You decided to sing “I Won’t Say I’m in Love” in response to Idia not giving you attention.

Idia couldn’t help but sit there confuse but most importantly still offended that you won’t say I love you back.

While you performed, he kept whining saying I love you or telling you to say it back.

But the show must go on! Still singing on anyway, you even dodge his advances to try pull you into a cuddle or tried to kiss you on the lips.

Although, Idia does successfully finally trap your in his arms and he’s not letting go this time. Snuggling into the crook of your neck and refusing to move.

“At least out loud, I won’t say I’m in love..”

After you finish the song, he looks up at you with puppy like eyes that you can never resist. Smooching his pretty blue lips over and over reassuring him that you were only joking with him.

He questions you about the song you were singing because he felt like he had heard it before. Perhaps in a game or show? Wanting to keep your little brat attitude up, you decided to tell him that it’s your little secret and he’s going to have to figure it out himself.

You spent the rest of that day cuddling with him. <3

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Vil Schoenheit

It’s hard to keep up with your basically celebrity boyfriend Vil. He was usually always busy so you really never got the chance to do dates with him.

But today was the day! You finally were able to get a free day with him! He was free from work and was able to spend the day with his beloved S/O.

It was beautiful outside so why not have a picnic under one of the apple trees?

You decided to sing to yourself to past the time while you set up the picnic.

Singing “Whistle While You Work” due to the ironic atmosphere it only felt fitting to do so. Even the little birdies joined in around you singing with you.

Unknowing that Vil was already on his way.

Vil was dressed absolutely amazing and perfect for your date with him but doesn’t he always look so beautiful?

He hears your voice from the distance and a smile creeps onto his face as he follows the source to the voice.

His heart melts instantly at the scene in front of him.

You singing a duet with the birds around you while you were setting the picnic blanket on the ground. Petting it down for it to be fully straight and perfect.

Not noticing your boyfriend standing in front of you. You continued your song and placing down the picnic basket taking out the entries of baked goods you made for the special occasion.

Instead of calling your name to get your attention. He whistles along with you and sits down on the picnic blanket next to you.

Now noticing another pair of hands in front you. You look up shock to see your Vil staring lovingly at you.

Well wasn’t that quite a lovely surprised.

He takes your hand and places a soft kiss on top of it. Cooing at how adorable you are and how lovely the picnic looks.

Flustered and bashful at his compliments. He asks where you have heard that song?

Vil has heard the song plenty of times before due to someone named “Neige Blanche” that was practically that boy go-to song whenever he had to clean.

Not knowing how to respond, you manage to change the topic and show him each dish that you have baked yourself (with a little help from Trey but he doesn’t need to know that..)

The rest of the date went smoothly and perfectly while you two relished in each other presence.

#twst headcanons #twst fanfic #twst wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #disney #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland #idia shroud #twst imagines #kalim al asim #scarabia #ignihyde #pomefiore #vil schoenheit #writing #headcanon #A Familiar Tune

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can-ya-guess-my-curent-obsession · 1 year

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Nap/sleep? headcanons- with and without a S/O:

WRITER NOTES: Why? Because why the fuck not. Sorry if this feels more like a unhinged rant- but what'evs. Also I had thought I had deleted this for a hot sec and almost died. Its currently 11:56 PM so I did post four days in a fucking row despite what my head said

Edited: no

All art in this post is mine

TW: Curssing, Pain killers, alcohol, alcoholism, abuse/hitting, insomnia, sleeping meds, migraines, passing out, being high, nightmares, trama, cigarettes, weed

(Update: Murdocs shity behavior is not ok, its's abuse, I am nto tryingto indorse it!)

Characters:

/Gorillaz/

Noodle

-Noodle the best sleep schedule out of all of them, and gets the most good sleep out of all of them though thats not saying much

-Even if she has a good sleep schedule she likes naps

-Though as a kid it was almost impossible to get her to nap if she wasn't exhausted, though this is not to say she didn't like to nap

-Noodle just had too much energy as a kid, but she was a kid and being in a band is exhausting so she did take naps usually after performances, recording, ect.. (In a interview they had talked about something like this but I can't remember witch one)

-But as she got older she found appreciation for them way more then when she was a kid

-Noodle is one of those people who can fall asleep almost on command lucky :'[

-Noodle tends to nap to movies

-Like I said she likes to nap to movies- and even better she likes to cuddle with her S/O and to fall asleep to a movie

-Noodle also loves falling asleep on her S/O or having her S/O falling asleep on her, because she finds having her S/O play with her hair makes it 100% easier to fall asleep, and she finds it comforting to have her S/O lay on her

-Noodle has no shame she will fall asleep anywhere with her S/O- cuz no one's gonna say shit

-She loves cuddling but if its like time to go to bed- she will cuddle till she falls asleep then in her sleep she will most likely drift to her side of bed kicking you plenty of times in the process

-She shifts a lot in her sleep with has caused a lot of problems- especially if she has an overactive dream- cuz she will karate chop you in the head or kick you in your stomach

-This doesn't really happen when you two nap together

-While 2D gets the second most amount of sleep- he arguably has one of the worst schedules

-He is a heavy sleeper but he has a hard time sleeping in consecutive amounts of time

-This is mostly due to his migraines, he will wake up at the ass crack of dawn with the worst migraines- migraines that make it nearly impossible to fall back asleep no matter how many pain killers he takes

-So he does some some shit, like writing music, playing a videogame, or watching a zombie movie

-2D at one point in time he used to play instruments when this happens but Mudroc was drunk and near by and so happened to hear 2D playing a bit to loud for his liking- which resulted in Murdoc getting pissed and hitting 2D in the head making his migraine 10x worse (This was when they lived in the original Kong Studios)

-So instead of sleeping continously throughout the night- he tries to sleeps a bit during the night, and then just naps continously throughout the day

-Though eventually he tells his mom and he gets put on sleeping meds in the later phases (sometime after plastic beach) which makes him more peppy

-He still takes naps every once in a while, and he is still an incredibly heavy sleeper

-He smokes a Iot more before going to bed, both weed and cigarettes

-This lanky boi becomes strangely strong in his sleep occasionally

-His arms firmly hold his S/O to his body or he's just sprawled on top of his S/O

-Either way he wants to be touching his S/O in his sleep- but he does role away sometimes but will role back eventually

-He's incredibly unpredictable in his sleep- one night he may stay stil as a bored and another he may be rolling himself off the bed... so be careful, 2D's S/O has woken up with 2D's foot in their face many of times

-2D feels incredibly guilty if he wakes up his S/O when he wakes up in the middle of the night because he has a migraine

-But having a S/O that could comfort him when he has one of his mibble of the night migrains, makes him feel better

Russel

-Russel hardly ever naps

-Russel tries to have a consistent sleep schedule- which he achieves some what

-He tends to wake up in the middle of the night- not as often as 2D, but ever once in a while he'll wake up but won't be able to fall back asleep, so he'll will just sit in bed disgruntled

-Also he's not one of those people who can fall asleep on command

-He takes sleeping meds, he has been taking sleeping meds- like before he joind Gorillaz but he did start taking stronger meds when he joined

-When Russel does get sleep he gets pretty shitty sleep but he pushes through the day

-Even if he wanted to nap- no one IN THIS DAMN HOUSE WILL LET HIM SLEEP(this is when they lived in the original Kong Studios)

-He's either making beats, taking care of Noodle, chores, ect.. all you need to know is that he's busy

-But if we're talking phase 7 Russel- OMG he is a total fucking insomniac- he's to busy with the static, he has to hit his own leg to keep himself from passing out sometimes

-Also Noodle crawled into bed with him whenever she had a nightmare when she was a kid- she also did this with 2D but it didn't work out as much due to 2D's sleeping problems

-Russel is way more likely to take naps if he has a S/O that takes naps

For many of reasons- if his S/O is naping and he naps with them it doesn't feel like he's being as unproductive because he will be spending time with his S/O

-Russel likes to cuddle but prefers to not cuddle in when sleeping at night due to the fact he sweats a lot- and just has a higher body temperature, so cuddle can make his already high body temperature higher and make him feel uncomfortable

-Though having his S/O in bed with him does improve his sleep due to the fact having his S/O around him in most cases makes him feel more relaxed

-When Russel and His S/O cuddle he will sometimes pass out sheerly because he is just so tired

Murdoc

-My fucking god... this man- this fucking gremlin of a man has one of the most janky ass fucking sleep schedule- at this point can you even call it a 'schedule' with how inconsistent it is

-But that mostly only applies to pre-plastic beach

-When Murdoc becomes the old man he now is, his sleep schedule mellows out

-But before that he tends to go out and drink most of the night- come home absolutely crunked or tripping balls and would pass out somewhere random- often in the middle of the house what a great role modle

-And much like 2D he will take naps throughout the day- all various in lengths- but he usually gets pissed at 2D when 2D does the weird nap schedule thing

-But like I said, in later phases he fixes his sleep up a bit- but that doesn't mean he doesn't take naps anymore-

-Now Murdoc doesn't just take naps because he's drunk or high- but also because he's an old man now

-Murdoc's definition of nap before his S/O was just passing out because he was fucked up, but when he got a S/O who forced helped him to fix his sleep schedule- he realized he was not exactly right

-Now he passes out on his bed or the couch and not the kitchen floor

-If you are able to get this man to go to bed at night with out any form fo alcohol or medicine I commend you, for you have done the impossible

-But on a more serious note Murdoc will do a lot to avoid going to bed at night- especially when he's sober

-He hates the nightmares, the nightmares that remind him of his past- and what made him.... he hates it

-So it takes a lot of comforting on his S/O's side to get him into bed

-And Murdoc's S/O has to be ready to wake up and comfort him when he wakes up from a shitty dream- cuz its either that or he goes back to the bottle

#2d x reader #gorillaz x reader #noodle x reader #stuart pot x reader #russel x reader #russel hobbs x reader #murdoc x reader #murdoc niccals #2d gorillaz #stuart pot #noodle gorillaz #russel hobbs

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papa-evershed · 10 months

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I’m curious… what do you think are the sexiest gifs of Rob EVER? 😏 I’d love to see ‘em.

I apologize for my late answer but like a weirdo, I was just convinced that my choices would somehow be disappointing. 😅🙈 I just feel like most people are going to expect gifs of kissing scenes or skin but those aren't even the ones that make me the most feral. But I'll give it a shot. 😂

As always, under a read more for length but also for cringe worthy fangirling and NSFW thirst-talk.

Immediately, my first thought was this gif. When I say I adore this man's belly I fucking mean it. He's just so deliciously man-shaped. Tall and thick and soft in all the right places. I love a belly, lets me know that a person isn't too militant and allows themselves to indulge in life's pleasures. 😏😏 (I'm reading way too much into a belly but here we are.) Add in the fact that in this specific scene, Martin Evershed is being the ultimate soft, caring Dad™. He has every reason in the world to lose his shit on Sam but instead he actively chooses to be what she needs in that moment and it's just incredibly sexy because he is a whole ass Man™. I just wrote a fucking novel about this one gif but listen, there's a reason it's first that comes to mind.

The thumb in the mouth? 🙃

Speaking of Act On This, this one too. I'm not even sure if I can put my finger on exactly why this specific gif is one of my favorites. Perhaps because he's usually so smiley (which I adore) that a rare serious/stern look wrecks me. Another reason I want him cast as a villain. Just...yes, sir.

And on the flip side, these because he's just so soft again. I fucking love soft men, ones who don't seem to have that drive to constantly perform their own personal version of hyper-masculinity. (also, I'd suck a random dick off the street to get this in HQ)

I'm a simple creature and I like profiles, noses, and tits.

Like I said, I'm a simple creature and I am no better than any man.

When the right men manspread at the right time? Yes. Yes, that.

When Dad™ shows up to save the day? Get that man a beer and a blowjob.

And while I love it when a man is great with kids...I also think it's incredibly sexy when he's tired of their bullshit cause aren't we all sometimes? 😅

FUZZY GREY NECK? say no more. Also, I'd stand in a three hour long line to wait my turn to ride his thigh like he was the carousel at Disney World. I said what I said.

Hutch. Just Hutch. Everything about the character was sexy. And bless this t-shirt. The shoulders. The arms. The fuzzy neck. The nose. He could 100% talk me into sleeping in that creepy ass cabin and much like Phil, we'd also wake up naked and calling out to God.

Annnd because I feel like it's expected and it does deserve attention, this kiss with Papa E. Listen. Listen. So many fucking onscreen kisses go from 0 to 60 in .000005 seconds. Just immediate face-fucking right out the gate. And IDK about y'all but that shit just isn't enjoyable in real life. Don't assault my fucking face like a Dallas Cowboy's linebacker. 🙃 Ease into it. Warm up. Mr. Evershed will patiently take his time making you so anxiously desperate for more that when he finally does deepen that kiss your lips will be eagerly wet and ready...heh. 🙈

Anyway. 😳 I've been really good about not being thirsty on main anymore and this is still quite tame for me but I'm gonna stop now because this post could go on all night. 🫠

#y'all can't see me like this

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daveythefool · 19 days

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something about verity doesn't make sense to me. why would they love morris if he's so devoted to the company they hate?

{This is fixing to be a long answer, I am SO SORRY, you have indulged the hyperfixation fr, I could talk for hours about this man! }

Mostly, Verity's reasoning is based around how I'm setting up the story for them, and how I head canon Morris would be as a multifaceted character. There's a few mods out there that do this already- add in more personality and reason behind him & his actions in-game than the vanilla game allows him- such as Morris Redeemed and Marry Morris. {Great mods, even if it's for the bit, I'd recommend trying them out and seeing the awesome work the people who made them put in!}

Anyway, Morris absolutely feels like a cartoonish, over-the-top bad guy. He's meant to be the overall "villain" of Stardew, a personification of Joja itself as the big scummy company, so it makes sense. Surface level personality of "he's just evil to be evil", not meant to be taken seriously at all, he's written exactly as he's intended to be for vanilla game. He's great as just that!

So, of course, it's not necessary to ask the questions "What if he's not actually just a big ol' greedy scumbag? What if there's more to it?", but it's so FUN to.

Therefore, for Verity's story, the answer is a resounding: yes, there's more to it. I'm definitely going to end up leaning into the fact that he DOES feel like the personification of Joja, not because he likes it, but because {like Verity at one point in time} he felt like Joja would bring him the life he wanted/wants.

Being over-the-top for his job just seemed like the right way to go about that for him, so he's constantly pushing for membership cards, hounding his employees to put in 100% of their effort just like he is. He's the manager of the whole store; his job rides on their performance in Joja's eyes just as much as THEIR jobs ride on his & their own performances. So, he performs. And he presses those who work with and under him to perform, too. It's a constant, monotonous, day-to-day show in order to keep the one Joja store in this small, barely-make-a-profit town floating. Those above him press him about how they'll tear the store down if that store doesn't meet the quota Joja wants- that if he doesn't get another membership to build that warehouse and please Joja corp., he's screwed, and on top of that, the employees who rely on the paycheck that Joja provides them are ALSO screwed.

Poor Shane is obviously crumbling apart at the seams as is, and the last thing Morris wants to do is fail these employees of his.

He cares about the people in the Valley, it's just that he's been made to believe that allowing a corporation like Joja to treat himself and others as less-than-human, forcing them to consistently and constantly mask any "undesirable" traits/behaviors in order to continue making the company the highest profit they can, please the company as a whole, put the store on some kind of corporate radar, will bring himself and others a good and happy existence. That the Joja brand suffering is normal, and worth it. Please the system, and the system will be good to you.

Except, it isn't, and it won't. Joja is a company that will use you up, and spit you out without care the moment you disappoint their already too-high expectations. The opening scene, after all, is of the office space Verity came from- constant surveillance to make sure every second is spent working, high turnover, and a significant lack of warmth and life in the building. It is cold, imposing, and highly stress-inducing. It's not a stretch to imagine that {playing off of some things in the Marry Morris mod} Morris had been unable to attend his father's funeral, and isn't able to visit his mother very often. That's something Verity can relate to him on. They didn't get much, if any, off-time from Joja, and their interpersonal relationships {not to mention their relationship with themself} suffered for it. Just because Verity hates the company, doesn't mean they hate or should/would be hateful to those that are still stuck working for it; they aren't the kind of person to take somebody's actions/behavior purely at face value, even if they aren't happy with what they did. It doesn't take hating a person to ask them if they're really happy with the conditions they're living under, if their job is really worth the cost it brings them- it takes actually caring enough to bother asking. That's what Verity brought to the metaphorical table for Morris; someone who could understand where he's coming from, even if they refused to fit in his static worldview. Someone willing to hold a conversation about whys and hows and what fors, instead of "you're just another shitty boss, and underneath that, you're just another shitty person; I'll do everything I can to make sure you never have your way." Verity didn't work on the community center out of spite and/or hatred. They did it because they fully felt it was the right thing to do in order to aid and uplift the community they, also, care about, instead of forcing them to submit to whatever Joja wants. That included Morris, as a member of the community. It's a whole thing, that Morris in the end doesn't actually want what Joja wants; he wants what he, as an individual, wants, and what he wants is for everyone he cares about to be happy, healthy... thriving. TL;DR Verity went a route he didn't/couldn't bring himself to take, and when the Center was refurbished, he suffered a Character Arch:tm: and frienemies to lovers shenanigans ensued.

#morris sdv #stardew valley #stardew valley morris #sdv morris #sdv shane #sdv pierre #stardew farmer #stardew #stardewvalley

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Can I request the NSFW Alphabet for Lilia?

✧ lilia nsfw alphabet

tw: corruption kink

note: this was honestly so fun to do dhjdd, nsfw alphabets are my absolute favourite so ty for the req!

extra note: reader and character assumed to be 18+!

✯; a = aftercare [what they’re like after sex]

» aftercare is a huge must do each time on lilia's list. he is very gentle with you, although he loves to tease and is the type to make comments such as; "oho~? tired already?" or "i would ask about my performance, but it seems you enjoyed yourself hm~?" will help you clean up, change the sheets and you're both definitely taking a warm bath. just make sure you prepare the food and drinks if you're in the mood for it.

✯; b = body part [their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s]

» lilia adores the faces you make during sex, especially your eyes and how they glaze over with tears or roll back when he hits a particular spot; it's an instant turn on for him and makes him want to keep going. as for his own favourite body part, he would probably go with his fangs as he absolutely loves to bite you anywhere and get a reaction out of you.

✯; c = cum [anything to do with cum basically]

» lilia prefers to come inside you because it feels very intimate and he sees it as another way to 'claim' you. isn't a fan of making a mess either, so that helps too. if you're giving oral, he would prefer for you to swallow but if you feel uncomfortable with it he is 100% fine with that. if we reverse the roles, he loves going down on you and isn't hesitant to swallow/lick anything up. (basically free cum clean up services and i'm not apologising for saying this)

✯; d = dirty secret [pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs]

» lilia wouldn't ever admit it, but he low-key has a corruption kink and if he hasn't taken your virginity initially, he pretends that he does each time. he also absolutely loves when you act innocent and enjoys dirty talking to you until you're nothing but a blubbering mess beneath him too.

✯; e = experience [how experienced are they, do they know what they’re doing?]

» lilia has a lot of experience from past lovers and knows the human body inside and out. lilia can find the spot that has you writhing and begging for more within seconds, whether it be with his tongue or other parts of his body.

✯; f = favourite position [this goes without saying]

» lilia enjoys missionary because he gets to see your face and reactions, this goes back to the favourite body part too. sometimes he's in the mood for doggy style (particularly in heat when he wants to go fast and rough).

✯; g = goofy [are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc]

» it really depends; if there is a special event, such as an anniversary or valentine's day, this man is the most passionate and serious lover you could possibly have. but if you're both fucking for the sake of it, he will definitely find some way to make you laugh and then go back to pleasuring you as if nothing happened.

✯; h = hair [how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.]

» lilia is quite well groomed, he never shaves but trims at least once every two weeks; he thinks long hair can be quite annoying and so wants to avoid any discomfort it may bring. if you express any views on appearance, he will take them into consideration though.

✯; i = intimacy [how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…]

» lilia will whisper the dirtiest things you could possibly imagine, while also praising you on being such a good girl/boy for taking him so well (if you don't use he/him or she/her pronouns he'll just say you're doing great <3). also loves pressing his body against yours in the heat of the moment and lives for how sensual and romantic it is; probably intertwines your fingers together with his when he's about to come too.

✯; j = jack off [masturbation headcanon]

» doesn't do it often unless he's in heat. but even then, he prefers to just call you and is not shy about asking either (only if you're in the mood of course). when he does masturbate, he loves to imagine you in all sorts of positions and secretly hopes you walk in on him to join though.

✯; k = kink [one or more of their kinks]

» although rare, lilia enjoys sensory depravation when it's performed on him, especially when he's in heat. he likes the feeling of having his eyesight obscured, so he can't see what you're doing or what your next move will be and absolutely loves for how excited it makes him.

» it's a little fantasy of his, but he enjoys the idea of voyeurism and would love to catch you masturbating and just watch in silence. (would probably discuss this with you beforehand and make sure you're comfortable with him doing so if the situation does happen).

» this one ties into lilia's corruption kink, but he is super into dacryphilia and watching tears run down your face as he completely ruins you. it's a major turn on for him and signifies just how of a good job he's doing.

✯; l = location [favourite places to do the do]

» mainly prefers to have sex either in yours or his bedroom but often entertains the idea of doing it somewhere semi-public, such as an empty classroom. the excitement of potentially being caught sends the blood rushing down south real quick.

✯; m = motivation [what turns them on / gets them going]

» pretty much anything you do will turn him on if he's in a more frisky mood. you could bite your lip while concentrating or accidentally brush your hands against his thigh, etc. it will get him hard insanely fast. but one way to indefinitely turn him on, is to bite his neck. he wouldn't ever admit it, but it's quite a sensitive place and when you give it hickeys or little nibbles he just gets in the mood to absolutely rail you.

✯; n = no [something they wouldn’t do, turn offs]

» lilia is quite the experimentalist, but he isn't willing to seriously hurt you, even if you're an extreme masochist. he would never inflict deep wounds onto you or roughly manhandle you, but is willing to the possibility of making small incisions with his fangs but that's as far as it would go.

✯; o = oral [preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.]

» lilia absolutely adores giving oral, it's just another way to get a rise out of you and the way your thighs shake beneath you or how you tug at his hair and the way your face just scrunches up in pleasure- it makes him go completely feral.

» has a general preference of giving head, but doesn't mind receiving it either.

✯; p = pace [are they fast and rough, slow and sensual? etc.]

» if lilia's in heat, his pace gets unnaturally fast and he doesn't stop thrusting into you. he gets quite rough and grips at your hips from behind. your skin is going to end up being a bit bruised and red from how fast he is going in and out of you.

» other than that, he enjoys going more steadily and take his time with you in a more romantic fashion as it feels more intimate.

✯; q = quickie [their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.]

» doesn't mind quickies if you're semi-public, but this doesn't happen too often so other than that he doesn't really have an opinion. but as aforementioned, he loves going slow and sensual so it never happens in the bedroom specifically.

✯; r = risk [are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.]

» lilia loves experimenting as long as it isn't something that puts you in harm's way. but if it goes the other way, he wouldn't mind if you were on the more sadistic side so he would love for you to try certain things on him (eg, whips)

✯; s = stamina [how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last etc.]

» lilia can last a good three rounds before he gets too tired. his stamina doesn't run out too quickly but it has its limits and he usually tends to go for three rounds.

» if you catch him in heat though, he tends to keep going for much longer but you'll find that he doesn't last as long - not that it matters because you're gonna end up all fucked out either way and that's a win-win situation.

✯; t = toy [do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?]

» isn't really a fan of toys, as he prefers to use his hands or tongue to pleasure you but if you were to ask him to use toys on you, he wouldn't be opposed.

» one toy he is fine using, is a vibrator if you're in public where the risk of getting caught is quite high. the idea of you squirming in your seat from the stimulation has him pretty turned on himself.

» probably wouldn't mind if you were to use a cock-ring on him if you're feeling more dominant or just want to edge him. lilia secretly enjoys the control you hold over him in that moment so go right ahead.

✯; u = unfair [how much they like to tease]

» this man is ruthless when it comes to teasing, especially when he's giving oral. he would run his tongue slowly along your sex and watch as you moan, but will suddenly pull away with a little smirk at your whine of discontent. lilia loves to edge you and watch you try and take control of the situation once you get irritated enough, only to turn it around and finally finish the job. he's a menace in bed and he enjoys it.

✯; v = volume [how loud they are, what sounds they make]

» lilia loves to pant and give out the most dirty, sensual mewls he can directly near your ear so you can hear just how much he's enjoying completely ravaging you. if he isn't doing that, he is dirty talking but will occasionally go back to moaning if you make him feel particularly good. sometimes he gives out those very seductive giggles too, and is completely unashamed. all in all, very vocal during sex.

✯; w = wild card [get a random headcanon for the character of your choice]

» lilia could run his hands along your body 24/7. he loves squeezing your skin (particularly your thighs and ass). if you have breasts or a chest that juts out, he will be massaging and groping at it during sex. the fae just loves to feel your skin and bonus points if it's soft because he can't get enough of it.

✯; x = x-ray [let’s see what’s going on in those pants]

» lilia is comfortably, a bit larger than average sized. not enough to make anything painful but enough to fill you up and make you see the stars when he's thrusting into you.

»he is also the definition of pretty dick™. the skin is quite smooth but there are a few veins that pop out to accentuate the shape.

✯; y = yearning [how high is their sex drive?]

» lilia normally has an average libido, but it doesn't take long for him to get riled up if you're in the mood and actively trying to get him turned on. if he's on his own and not influenced by anything however, he is pretty much good.

✯; z = zzz [how quickly they fall asleep afterwards]

» lilia doesn't tire very easily, even after sex. so he either stays up with you if you're not tired either, or simply cuddles with you when you're asleep until he falls asleep himself.

#twst x reader #twst #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland #lilia vanrouge x reader #lilia vanrouge #twst lilia #twst smut #snfw

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vampiiu · 2 years

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Argyle and Jonathan x Witch! Reader

What to expect: GN! Reader, mention of 🍃

Argyle

He thinks knows you’re so awesome.

“Bro you’re like… magical.”

“BABE!!! ARE WE SUMMONING DEMONS TODAY??? :D”

He already knows the differences between a pentagram and pentacle. The bare minimum but we love him for it.

He’s already sort-of experienced since his lesbian wine aunt™ is a witch, but you’ll still have to teach him some stuff.

When I say you “have to” teach him stuff, I mean he will sit and listen to you rant about witchcraft correspondences and history for hours on end. He loves to hear about your interests.

He loves watching you set up for ritual baths. He'll even join you if you want him to.

He LOVES the smell of incense. Maybe it’s because he’s used to the weed smell, or maybe it’s because of the healing properties. You’ll never know.

He will always pick up rocks for you. Will see a rock and immediately think “Oh my god… It’s a Y/N rock.”

He’ll make jewelry for you!! Different colors for different intentions, and he’ll buy you evil eye bracelets for protection.

He’ll steal some salt and basic herbs (basil. Only basil.) from Surfer Boys’ just to see what you’ll do with it.

If you're a green witch (or own any plants) he'll water them and talk to them every day. He'll name them the cutest names.

You walk in one day and he's leaning down to a runt plant like: "C'mon little dude, you can do this! You'll grow big and strong one day, just like this guy."

He lets you perform seances in the back of his van if you’re into that kind of stuff.

He saves his blunt ashes so you can make black salt.

He’ll place little grapes, leaves, etc. on your altar so he shows the universe (or the deities you work with) that he appreciates them as much as you do.

NSFW

Always down to perform a… spicy ritual with you once you explain what it is. However you’ll also have to convince him that he’s not sleeping with an incubus/succubus (lmao).

Jonathan

“Witches are real?”

He’s confused for a minute but he doesn’t doubt you for a second. You’ll have to explain to him that witches aren’t exactly what the media depicts them to be.

Once he grasps the idea a bit, he’s 100% supportive.

He’s completely new to this newfound path, but he’s definitely willing to learn!

“Wait so… Does weed count as incense…?”

“FAIRIES ARE REAL???... Do they bite?”

He already knows a lot about herbs and crystals since he had a hyperfixation on them in second grade. He’ll tell you which herbs are toxic, which crystals don’t go in salt/water, and any other dangers. He loves your craft but needs to make sure you’re practicing safely.

Speaking of hyperfixations, he may or may not develop one on the history of witchcraft.

He’ll buy you jars and funnels whenever you need some. Actually, even when you don’t need any.

For your birthday, he’ll probably give you a book about herbs and their different properties. He’ll definitely read it with you so he’ll also learn.

He’ll be extremely happy to help in any spell you’re making. He thinks it’s so interesting what different intentions and mantras can do.

Since witchcraft wasn’t accepted in the 80s, he’ll be VERY protective over you. “You sure you should wear those sigils in public? I don’t mind coming with you-”

Although protective, he won’t be controlling.

Will gladly participate in a ritual bath, but only if you ask him. He’s too scared to ask you.

NSFW

Ngl he’ll probably refuse to do a spicy ritual with you. It’s not that he doesn’t trust you, it’s just that it’s not his kind of thing.

#this was made in memory of my poor carpet #i burned it yesterday from an offering #ofc it was for a certain god of mischief/chaos...#stranger things #jonathan byers x reader #argyle x reader #argyle franco #argyle stranger things #argyle #jonathan byers #jonathan byers is gay #jonathan byers x male reader #jonathan byers x female reader #argyle x male reader #argyle x female reader #st fanfic #fanfic #witch #witches of tumblr

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seasurfacefullofclouds1 · 5 months

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https://x.com/louiestream/status/1728960764097261792?s=46&t=3v6fUO8HxEhcPbcR8Jxopg

this makes me so much more proud of louis than i already was (which is like. the proudest i have been ever of anyone) because yeah i do love his voice on mitam but he was clearly straining to reach this note on eotd and you can hear it. the whine/moan at the end is hot to me but if they had toured this album and he had tried to hit this note it would’ve hurt him. like, comparatively, the high notes in btm are very similar but sound worlds healthier and more supported.

i feel like that just goes to show how hard he’s worked to improve and utilize the unique aspects of his voice in a healthy way that’ll be better for his voice in the long term. and then if you compare that to H’s performances of toxic or hopelessly devoted to you - who has (imo) relied on his misplaced confidence in his abilities and lack of regard for the health of his voice instead of focusing on longevity. his vocal chords sounded like they were toast to me back in 2015 if he didn’t start caring and i think we’re hearing the ramifications of that now

I agree with you to some extent, and I’ll add a few thoughts, if you don’t mind. Here’s the audio.

The thing about laying down vocals for MITAM is that … I just don’t think they put that much finesse or care into the act of recording. They tried their best, they wrote the songs that they could, but they were writing while touring and recording in hotel rooms, recording in the middle of the night after a full concert, recording while mentally and physically exhausted, and at times drunk or hung over or high because they had zero down time.

Their voices also sound nearly destroyed. In the same song, End Of The Day, Harry sounds like he’s pushing high notes out of a throat that was fried to a crisp. The notes sound like they came from a tortured animal.

Louis’ voice in I Want To Write You A Song was literally two vocal cords beaten to a pulp, rubbing on a sanding belt. I bet it took him weeks to recover.

They wanted to finish the album so they could push out a release in November, a month for big sales. Harry wanted to start his solo career. The album was heavy on autotuning and Julian Bunetta’s overproduction. It sounds heavy and noisy. Drag Me Down’s lyrics, compared to Strong or Love You Goodbye, are perfunctory and cliched.

But the album still had some real gems because 1D is 1D; their voices sound good together.

To your second point— regarding deliberative work on vocal quality.

Louis had lost so much confidence in his voice between year 1 and year 5 of One Direction that he really had to work to dig himself out of a confidence hole. Vocal cords are muscles and singing is a sport, and much like golf or baseball, yips happen. You lose control of your voice and suddenly your falsetto is gone, your chest to head transition is crap, your intonation goes off the road.

Louis is still in the process of working it out, but here’s the thing.

Even while admitting that he’s scared out of his mind, that he’s shitting bricks, that he always second-guesses himself in the first 30 minutes of a concert, Louis is fearless.

Louis sings songs like Too Young and Bigger Than Me live, in an acoustic setting, at radio stations and on television, with no electronic amps covering up mistakes or second takes.

Louis never, ever lip syncs. It’s live, with live voices and live instruments, every time.

Louis shows us the process of rehearsals. He doesn’t have to do rehearsals, and he doesn’t have to take each concert seriously, but singing is a sport, and it requires a warm up, and he does it.

As I said, Louis is still in the process. He still has moments where intonation is off, but his voice is better than it was, it is more expressive and more theatrical. His recordings are better now. He is able to tour and do three consecutive nights of 100-minute shows without ruining his voice. 80 concerts this year, and more to come. If I know Louis, I know he will continue to strive for better.

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punkclowngod · 11 months

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Micheal Scott has HPD

Here is my irrefutable proof

Before you read, I do have to say: I have HPD and I’m also autistic and this is 100% an infodump. Everything I’m saying about the show is from memory, so sorry if I got quotes or details wrong. Hope this makes sense and honestly if you read through this completely you have my utmost respect bcuz this is going to be long.

What is HPD?

Histrionic Personality Disorder is characterized by a pervasive pattern of excessive emotionality and attention seeking.

Symptoms and Signs of HPD:

Demands to be the center of attention and often becomes depressed when they are not. They are often lively, dramatic, enthusiastic, and flirtatious and sometimes charm new acquaintances.

So already from that, you can see Micheal in those traits if you’ve watched The Office. But lets dive in deeper.

Here are the diagnosis criteria and how Micheal fits in every single one of them:

For a diagnosis, a patient must have: a persistent pattern of excessive emotionality and attention seeking. Micheal’s entire goal in every episode is to receive attention, love and affirmation from his coworkers. Everything he does, he does for approval and attention. He’s very emotional and explosive, very outgoing and social. It’s what makes him such a good salesman. He’s comfortable with people and he’s charismatic.

Here are the patterns of excessive emotionality and attention seeking. For a diagnosis, a patient will need five or more of those:

Discomfort when they are not the center of attention. There’s many proofs of Micheal being like this but I only need one episode to prove my point: the one where Kevin is waiting to see if he has cancer and it falls on the same day of Micheal’s birthday. The entire time, Micheal is uncomfortable, jealous, aggressive and distressed by not being pampered and showered with attention.

Interaction with others that is inappropriately sexually seductive or provocative. Do I really need to put a specific example here? Micheal struggles a lot with lines, when he crosses them he doesn’t realize, he’s very provocative in what he says and struggles with staying “family friendly”. Take any episode and there’s always going to be Micheal saying something inappropriate (like his famous “that’s what she said”)

Rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions. Using the Kevin may have cancer episode again as an example, you can see Micheal exaggerates his reaction when he learns Kevin’s situation. He plays more hurt than he is to gain the approval of others, realizing that if he plays more compassionate than he is, more people will be on his side. It happens a few times where he exaggerates his emotions to gain sympathy, like when Ed Truck died and Kelly asks him if he’s okay and at first he didn’t really care but now he sees the opportunity for attention and spirals from there. While he is very genuinely emotional, some of his emotions remain shallow for the simple sake of performing for attention.

Consistent use of physical appearance to call attention to themselves. This one is less blatant. He does work out (or at least tries to, wanting to stay toned), but it’s the only trait that he does not fit in as intensely as the others. Though he does have his jeans, the ones he gets dry cleaned that make him feel super confident. He loves the way he looks in them and makes a show of it whenever he wears them; he started Casual Day solely so he could wear them at work.

Speech that is extremely impressionistic and vague. There are many examples of this. One of my favourites is when he announces that Meredith has been hit by a car and is at the hospital. He’s so vague and uses weird wording, making everyone think for a second or two that she died. There’s also every time he misuses sayings so he sounds more serious, laying heavy on with the exaggeration and lacking details so whenever he speaks it sounds more intense than it really is. He says what he thinks, with no nuance and no reflexion. He believes what he sees and says it as he lived it. Everything he says is controlled by his emotions, he struggles with being objective a lot.

Self-dramatization, theatricality, and extravagant expression of emotion. Once again, do I really need to give a specific example? So much of who he is is described in this. Describing Micheal in three words would literally be: theatrical, dramatic and emotional. Everything is a big deal, everything is bigger than it really is. There are many times where a simple plot will be escalated to something completely off the rails just because Micheal’s imagination and emotions blew everything out of proportion. Herpes that was actually just an ingrown hair? Mob boss was actually just a rude Italian guy? New guy trying to dethrone him and steal all the love and attention was actually just an ex-con that simply wanted to earn a living? So many episodes have been carried by Micheal’s explosiveness and habit to “run out of amok” as he says.

Suggestibility (easily influenced by others or situations). When Dwight says he’s going to the dentist but he’s actually going behind Micheal’s back to go see Jan and steal his job; Jan calls Micheal to say she saw Dwight and Micheal’s first thought was “you were at the dentist too?”. Of course after that it escalates but it still took him a bit to realize he has been lied to. His ignorance is also born of suggestibility, he’s gullible and doesn’t second guess new information so when Todd Packer says misogynistic and racist shit, Micheal won’t question it because he immediately takes it as the truth. He struggles making up his own stance on things and will follow what is more popular. He doesn’t have the instinct to question and second guess the information he’s been fed. He believes people when they lie to him, struggle understanding when people are making fun of him, takes everything first degree because he just believes everything. He trusts people and trusts what they say or what he sees. The new chairs vs new copier plot is also a good example of this, he’s incapable of making a choice because he’s being sweet talked by both sides and can’t make the choice himself. He’s easily swayed and his mind is easily changed - which is why Jan abused him so easily, why he did everything she wanted without fighting. He simply trusted her, he didn’t question her and he was easy to gaslight and lie to.

Interpretation of relationships as more intimate than they are. The whole plot of the [herpes is actually just an ingrown hair] episode is this. Every woman he’s been with he immediately thought was the love of his life. He proposed to Carol on what, their third date? The entire beginning of his relationship with Jan was a train wreck because he thought they were a couple while she considered it to be a one time thing. The girl that washes dogs at the bar, they talked for a few minutes and suddenly he wants her to meet his mom. The entire office he sees as his family which is a plot that drives the episode where Meredith sleeps with a client for discount on supplies. Everyone is his friend, everyone is his family, he gets infatuated with people so easily he loses sense of who he is.

So those are the criteria. The only one I wouldn’t count is the use of physical appearance to call attention to themselves one. So he has 7/8. And even then, I’m not done.

Here are some additional notes:

HPD is born from trauma (like any personality disorders). It’s shown that Micheal has had a rough childhood, notably with his step father Jeff. He felt abandoned and neglected by his mother once she found a new lover, he felt left behind and still needs to compensate for that.

Let’s all remember Micheal’s childhood dog that ran away and since then he refused to go to the park in fear he would find his dog with another kid it liked better. Big HPD moment.

Also, Micheal “the machine knows!” Scott, who “drove [his] car into a fucking lake” just because he trusted the machine and took the right turn literally instead of bearing right. That’s suggestibility right there my guy.

He resents people who actually try to be his friend and struggles with love and attention (Dwight most notably but also Andy when he first arrives in the Scranton branch), because to him it feels overwhelming since he’s not used to it. He chases attention and love and struggles with accepting it because he doesn’t know how to. Of course he also seeks attention from people he sees as “cooler” (aka Jim because in his eyes Jim is the coolest guy in the office), so Dwight’s affection doesn’t feel as fulfilling. It’s hard to explain correctly but it is very relatable, to really do everything for acceptance and then hate it once you get it because it wasn’t from the specific person you had in mind or just because it ends up feeling forced.

To elaborate on the Jan abusing him: the whole sleeping on a bench thing, filming during sex to then improve his form thing, making him wear a schoolgirl uniform thing, and all the other atrocious things she’s done to him, all she had to do to get him to do it was with a smile or simply by staying. She knew Micheal was starved for love and so she used it to her own advantage. She didn’t have to do anything difficult, she knew Micheal would stay no matter what. People with HPD are “easy victims” for abusers because we need love and attention even if it kills us.

How could I forget!!! Micheal’s reckless spending habits!! He buys so many things he doesn’t need, he struggles with saving money and thinking about how his spending affects his life long-term. The condo, the three magic sets, the muppet show (I think that was it), the Burlington coat! He buys things - very expensive things - when he doesn’t have the money for it. He’s irresponsible with his money and that’s something very common amongst people with HPD.

Micheal clearly has a binge eating disorder. He stuffs himself with food he doesn’t even like, forces himself to eat disgusting things, eats tiramisu he found in the trash, mayo and olives because they’re out of ice cream, lemon cake where he’s even asked by Ryan if he likes it and Micheal replies with “it’s not about the enjoyment” or something like this. Taking two brownies and saying he’ll save the second one for later only to end up eating both at once, eating an entire family sized chicken pot pie, bingeing on ice cream cakes, there’s so many examples of Micheal displaying clear signs of having a BED and EDs are also often comorbid with HPD.

This is all I have at the top of my head right now but I know there’s a lot more. Every episode I could quote something he says or describe something he does and link it back to HPD. He’s an accidental perfect representation of the disorder - though that is NO EXCUSE for some things he had said (like slurs, misogynistic comments, racist comments, etc). Of course his HPD is worsened by his privilege, a cishet white man isn’t taught to second guess and question things, he’s encouraged to take what he feels as the truth and to see his emotions as facts. The HPD isn’t what keeps him ignorant, it’s what made it easy for him to stay ignorant. But anyone can grow and learn and no disorders is the cause of bigotry.

So here is where I rest my case. I sincerely doubt anyone read through this godawful infodump but I’m posting it anyways because The Office is my comfort show and Micheal is just a character I really enjoy as someone with HPD.

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What would it be like dating the members of the ghost team from Girl Bradshaw?

A/n: my first side story for GB! these will mostly be little drabbles and stories that I come up with. Some will contain some lore for GB. Enjoy :>

Braidy (y/n) Bradshaw

Pros: Braidy's extremely loyal! She'll never cheat (intentionally anyway) on you. Cheating is a big no for her. She's also very open with her emotions. If she's feeling down or unsure about anything, she'll tell you. Will 100% serenade you with a song before and during your relationship. Girl is a natural born performer. Often jokes that if she didn't become a raider, that she'd be a singer.

Cons: when I said that she'd never cheat on you on purpose, I meant that she wouldn't realize that she might be emotionally cheating on you. Her and Jensen are close, like REALLY close. So close, that it may cause some issues if you aren't ok with it. You may have to settle for being the second choice sometimes. Don't make she choose between you and her team because she will choose her team without a doubt. Her job also takes her away from unknown periods of time (but this goes for all the ghost members).

2. Jensen Kay

Pros: man's is a sweet talker. Will absolutely swept you off your feet with his moves. His good looks are a huge plus. Is an amazing listener as we've seen. Will calm you down or make you feel better about anything. Had a bad day? He'll cook you dinner. Not feeling good about how you look? He'll show you just how beautiful you are to him. Sore from work or workout? He's suddenly a masseuse.

Cons: 100% will put Braidy over you. Not a doubt about it. If you're ever arguing about how he treats you different from Braidy, he'll defend her with his life. Bro is Braidy defender for life. To add salt to the wound, he'll say "(y/n) wouldn't act like this" and leave to stay with her for the night. He's bad with communicating his feelings if you're not Braidy. He's also kinda a serial dater since every girlfriend he's had doesn't approve of his relationship with Braidy and he never feels as though "they're the one".

3. Amy Clarke

Pros: affectionate to the MAX. Absolutely loves touch. Also, super chatty. Will talk on and on for hours about the things she loves. Out of the whole ghost team, the most affectionate one. She'll express her love to you through touches and words. For every little thing, she'll say "love you". Super trendy, too. Has like 5K+ on all her socials. Will do all the tiktok trends you.

Cons: because she talks so much, she's not the best listener. You can't depend on her picking up signals from you, you have to sit her down and tell her flat out.

4. Ethan Kim

Pros: workout junkie. If you ever need a workout partner, he's the best choice. Will never judge you for anything because he's very open to anything. Definitely the strong and silent type. He's also stacked from his rich family, so he likes paying for your things.

Cons: not much of a talker. He doesn't really know how to express his true feelings, so he'll keep them bottled up. Like we've seen, he's pretty blunt. This could either way honestly. Not into PDA so don't try it. He'll get upset and will distance himself. When he's upset, he'll drop off the face of the planet and then pop up like nothing happened.

5. Carlos Ruiz

Pros: the sweetest man ever. He's extremely outgoing and loving. Will kiss you like no one's looking every single time he sees you. A romantic at heart. Loves the walks on the beaches, candle-lit dinners, drives while listening to love music, etc. He's a family guy too! His family owns a restaurant that the team frequents when they're stateside.

Cons: may go a little overboard with all the love, but that's up to you if that's a con or not. Gets jealous very easily. No one should look at you the way he does because you're his.

6. Nolan Meadows

Pros: he is the father of the group. He will take of you. Anything you need, he'll do. He's a very chill guy. Much prefers a night in rather than night out. Because of his job, he takes things slow with you since he wants to appreciate you each and every day. Like a big heater so snuggling is great.

Cons: if he thinks you're unhappy in the relationship, he won't do anything about it. You have to be the one to voices any issues because he'll pretend they don't exist. He doesn't want to acknowledge that his relationship is struggling a little because it scares him. Isn't the best listener. Well, kinda. If you're ranting about something, he'll always tell you ways to fix it. Doesn't get that people vent just to vent.

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runaway bride ( ✶ ) chapter twenty four : lotte world part two

⋆ don’t forget to read the written chapter below! % word count: 1.4k

⸝⸝ SYNOPSIS ‎𐪆 right when you thought you could run away from your past life as a figure skater by being an idol, you meet the sole person who made you want to leave that life behind in the first place. ₊˚✸ ༘

you and sunghoon never actually went skating in lotte world’s ice skating rink when you two went since you both always went during rest days. though, he had told you that he did go when he was with jungwon and heeseung even before they debuted.

he told you that he was excited to go skating with you since it’s been so long and you told him you felt the same but now, you weren’t sure. would skating with him bring back memories that you definitely wanted to remove? the memories that were so good that it made you fall in love with him over and over again?

you shook away those thoughts. they were pretty much useless now considering all this time, sunghoon has been lying to you about his feelings and you definitely fell for it but for some reason your members aren’t believing the fact that sunghoon isn’t entirely in love with you.

is it because of the way he looked at you every time you were both talking to each other on cam? or was it the way he looked for you every time he was afraid like on the roller coaster or in the haunted house you two were eventually forced to go in? either way, you’re 100% certain that that was all for show just like how you were 49% certain that what you did was all for show too.

hi the rest of the story is below!

to stop the glitch

you sighed and turned your phone off before looking up to see sunghoon already on the ice. sure, there was still a few minutes before you had to get onto the rink and film but you couldn’t help but feel excited about returning to the ice after a year.

so, maybe you ran towards the rink.

sunghoon skated just as fast just so that he could hold your hand as you entered, just like how he did every single time he arrived earlier than you.

“woah, be careful.” he said while bringing out one of his hands to guide you inside the skating rink.

“what are we even going to do here?” you were obviously not going to look up at sunghoon in the eyes otherwise, you’d run away and cry.

“uh.. i don’t know. maybe skate?” you couldn’t help but smile at his comment but that was definitely just because you were happy to get back into the ice.

now, you both were just standing in the middle of the rink hand-in-hand just really awkwardly looking around at the staff who are still fixing their equipment, minus the other staff whose eyes are just on you two.

the silence was definitely not awkward but everyone just staring at you two were. which is why you immediately let go of sunghoon’s hand even if it was very difficult to do so.

“hey, i watched your performance last year. do you still remember it?”

“oh, the one where i won gold?” you looked up at sunghoon without much thought, looking at how he nodded.

“I watched it with your family, actually.”

“oh. that’s when i got casted. i think the casting director followed me there.”

“well you were amazing so there was no doubt about it. but i’m kinda disappointed.” now, he was looking at you as well.

“hey! why? i did so well.” “exactly. you did so well i’m disappointed i didn’t see it in real life.”

you were flustered, yes. maybe your cheeks were also turning red but that’s definitely because you were cold… sunghoon rarely complimented you, it just wasn’t in his blood. but when he does, you become weak.

sunghoon probably loved the reactions he gets out of you which is why you think he enjoys constantly playing with your feelings so much. so when he leans closer to your face waiting for some sort of comment from you, all the emotions come rushing back.

if felt so normal for one second until you realise everything has changed. not only the obnoxiously bright hair colors you two were probably told to have by the company, but also your attitudes. sunghoon clearly changed a lot seeing as the sunghoon you used to know and love would never play with you like how he has been doing now.

you don’t like him, you have sunoo! run away from him as fast as possible. you told yourself.

his face was inching closer to yours. you both completely forgot about all the staff who were watching you both from afar. you didn’t like him. he’s playing with your feelings. but you love him and he looks sincere…

you panicked, obviously.

“i’m sorry, i need to go.” with that, you rushed out of the rink and into the nearest bathroom.

the “wait!” coming from sunghoon was faint since all of your thoughts and doubts came running into your mind. it was definitely a bad idea.

you weren’t crying exactly, but you did run away… and you’re now hiding in one of the stalls of the girl’s bathroom.

sunghoon was gross. he went inside the girl’s bathroom just to talk to you.

“y/n? where are you? it’s really dangerous walking with skates with your eyes closed, you know?”

“what? my eye’s weren’t closed.”

“mine are.”

“oh. so get out of the girl’s bathroom!”

you saw his skates standing in front of your stall now. curse perfect park sunghoon and his perfect brain and his perfect ears.

“i can’t leave before you tell me what’s wrong.”

“nothing’s wrong. leave me alone.”

“we wouldn’t be here if nothing was wrong, you know?”

why is he so calm? it was getting annoying, definitely. you absolutely hated how he was so calm when you’re here fuming over the fact that he’s pretending to care for you when all he did was crush your heart and all the hopes of being with him?

“do you really wanna know, sunghoon? or are you playing dumb with me right now?”

“what are you even talking about, yn?”

“it doesn’t matter.”

“just tell me what’s wrong. you’ve been avoiding me for weeks and i genuinely don’t know why. i’ve been so miserable wondering what i’ve done wrong but you’re the one who isn’t responding to any of my messages.”

you let out a scoff after hearing this. “okay, so you’re blaming me now? after playing with the feelings of your best friend for 10 years? are you being serious right now?”

“what? who even said that.” sunghoon sounded shocked and defeated at this. sure, it hurt your heart a bit but sunghoon was probably a good actor so you needed to stand your ground.

“kim sunoo. someone who actually cares about me.”

“i knew it. didn’t it ever cross your pretty mind that sunoo might not know anything about how i truly feel about you? fuck, i love sunoo he’s one of my best friends but he loves you. i didn’t want to hurt him that way so maybe i lied about how i felt to them a couple of times. i thought he’d get over it by now but it seems like he didn’t. i really do love you y/n. there’s no doubt in my mind about it.”

you were so conflicted. first, was it really easy for people to get over you? did he really think that way? why did he even lie to them in the first place? shouldn’t he be confident in liking you? second, did he actually love you? you didn’t know who to trust.

“y/n? say something, please?”

“i don’t know what to say. i don’t really know who to trust. you both lied. it’s funny because you both lied about your feelings for me as if i wasn’t worthy of it. i’m not sure anymore, sunghoon. i really don’t know.”

“i promise, i’ll do anything to make it up to you.”

you opened the door to your stall and walked out with your skates in your hands. since sunghoon was even taller than you now since he was still in his skates, you had to look up to him straight in the eye.

“you do that.” you told him before leaving him dumbfounded in the bathroom.

you both didn’t meet each other after that because right after you left that bathroom you were adamant on calling this all off. after what everyone just watched, your manager probably thought it was a good idea in the end.

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⸝⸝ NOTE ‎𐪆 sorry for the kinda later update again i might’ve overslept 😅

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punk-pandame · 10 months

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for the kank hc's anon

first i love you, second i love you, and third here's some hc's"

Canonverse

used to put on little puppet shows for baby gaara <3 started with just sock puppets and a cardboard box, but as kank got better at building and started practicing to be a puppet master shinobi, he graduated to marionettes and a little wooden performance stand.

temari claimed to hate said puppet shows but every once in a while she'd give him some spare doll clothes for the puppets that she "didn't want" for her own dolls, and he caught her watching with a smile a few too many times to keep believeing her heehee <3

middle child syndrome to the max. he has a super strong older sister and an even stronger younger brother, both of whom im assuming rasa favored. his father may not have put hits out on him "more times than he can count" (6) but he sure as fuck felt neglected!

i think he never had a canon love interest not because they didn't care enough about him to give him one, but because he doesn't need or want a partner. kankurou is cool taking his time and enjoying life on his own and if he meets someone, cool! but if not its no skin off his back, he's just out here doin what he do anyway

while i love world building and think it would be so cool if they had some sort of significance, i honestly think it'd be hilarious if his face paint designs didn't mean a damn thing. he just thinks they're cool and when he finds a pattern he likes he'll stick with it for as long as he likes it

that being said, he sometimes forgets he can just? switch it up? whenever? like he'll be painting the same shit on his face for three years, thinking to himself how much he hates this design now and wishes he could do another one, and mid-paint job realizes he can just. do that. so he scrubs it off and starts over. usually becomes an all-day affair of testing different styles until he finds one he likes enough to wear for the next few years lmfao

temari and gaara are his official face paint reviewers but he doesn't actually listen to a damn thing they say. he does not want criticism he wants emotional support pls and thnx. and it is 100% mandatory. cancel your appointments, kank is having a Crisis.

when he was younger he changed looks more frequently, and would sorta treat it as a a new-year-new-me type thing. inevitably would go too hard on trying to change his whole personality along with the new look and go back to normal in a week or two, but GOD that week or two was so trying for literally everyone around him asllahdjkgha

Modern AU

obviously he's a furry. loves the "yknow like nya?" meme and still does it, without a single care in the world for who may or may not be embarrassed of it

honestly subscribes to the "i am crazy/cringe but i am free" lifestyle he'll just do and say whatever tf XD

that being said, he really doesn't do anything that crazy. like the craziest thing about him is probably being a theatre kid. he likes performing just fine, but his real passion is in the set-building.

autism be damned, my boy sure can work a nail gun

goes SO HARD for halloween you have NO fucking idea. he's building himself a gundam suit as we speak

gamer boy! loves video games and has a sleek PC set-up. started his twitch channel for gaming but his viewers were actually way more interested in all his supplies in the back and now most of his streams are just him building stuff and talking to chat, but he'll bring back the games when he gets hyperfixated on one or a new game comes out.

special interest in animatronics. he loves them so much and will ramble for HOURS if you let him (please let him please god please let him he wants to talk about them SO bad)

#kankurou #hc's #naruto #notsns #punky's fics #<<sorta #anon i hope you see this!!!!#i can't answers asks rn idk why!!!!

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Hiiii :D

1, 2 and 11 for the ask game please <3

if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?

First I would recommend to watch Suzume. I would say that from this movie my love for animated movies/shows and deep appreciation of romance can be observed. (and maybe theater play "Brokolička", that won't be really about me but my friends had roles in it and I was at nearly every performance of it > I appreciate my friends [but it's only in Slovak and I'm not sure if the recording of it was already done])

Ghost would be probably the thing to listen to as I'm ears deep in the fandom (and maybe ABBA but that would be the "undying romantic part" again).

What to read was really hard for me to choose as I have this really irritating habit of forgetting 99% of books I read if they are not right in front of me. Probably Hell Bent as in that there are some "uni problems" not too different from mine. And another romantic subplot I liked. (or maybe some of my fiction[that would have probably a lot of my traits or something], but good luck with that there's like one shitty story and few short poems from me that are accessible)

2.have you ever found a writer who thinks just like you? if so, who?

Not 100% but it felt like I could more or less foresee the character interactions in the best part of Hell Bent. For example I was working out and in my rest periods I was reading that book and (without spoiling too much) in the chapter where we can see how second main character was changed by his imprisonment in hell ( now his desires are a lot stronger) I thought "and next he will think something about wanting to really eat and fuck" . In next few lines he thought about devouring bowl of soup or the first main character. So I was pretty on the mark with my assumption.

11. describe your ideal day.

Get up more or less early. Then work out, train on a guitar, write etc. until noon. Get some lunch. Sometime in afternoon go out with friends. it does not really matter where just so that we spend some time together. And if the going out ends before 22:00 than I would pick one of the skills that I train in morning and try to better myself at it a little more before I go to sleep. Sorry that this isn't too specific.

Thanks for the ask💖, this took me a lot more time than I thought it would, but it was fun.

#ask #ask game

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i just rewatched what still remains and idk how you like peter so much, i mean, i get that it’s colin and we’re all biased but i cannot with peter.. he truly gives me the biggest ick in every scene after the “second baptism”

Well, I don't like Peter personally. I don't want to, like, know the guy or be his best buddy or anything. Dude's crazy as they get.

But I love Peter as a character. There's a big difference.

When we first meet Peter, he's very likeable. He's friendly, handsome, and you just want to like him. Then the cracks and the red flags start appearing. We see the violent side of him. The angry side of him. The (unwanted!) amorous side of him. The megalomaniac side of him. And, finally, the batshit crazy side of him.

But none of this is left unexplained. Peter isn't a bad guy because he just happens to be a bad guy, or because he has some kind of personality disorder or mental defect. Peter is 100% a product of his upbringing. Had the 'apocalypse' not occurred, he likely would've been a perfectly normal individual.

He's violent because, in this world they live in, you have to be in order to survive. His temper is volatile and dangerous because he's been taught to swallow his anger and "forgive" others. He infringes on others' boundaries because he has no idea what personal boundaries are - he's never been allowed to have any, himself. He's a megalomaniac because he (and the entire community) was built on the idea that God himself speaks directly to him and him alone. And he goes batshit crazy at the end because the only world he's ever known is lying in ashes at his feet and he lacks any real understanding of how or why that's happened because all he knows about life he learned from completely dysfunctional people.

So no, I don't like Peter. But I do feel very, very sorry for him. He couldn't become anything other than the monster he became. He never had a choice. He was built from the ground up by the REAL monsters of the film. That doesn't make him blameless in the things he does and the choices he makes, but it certainly does make his terrible choices understandable. And it makes him a ridiculously sympathetic villain.

That's why I usually refer to Peter as my crazy ass son - because I don't relate to him as a peer or a partner, but as a profoundly broken boy that needed (and still needs!) a parent - not the two psychopathic pedophiles he got.

Incidentally, I think this was one of Colin's most underrated performances, because I feel like he did a brilliant job of portraying all of the above and making Peter's darkness evident (and chilling) while still maintaining the almost child-like naivety of a man who has no idea how terrible he actually is, let alone any understanding of why his actions are wrong or, bless his heart, why the world's gone down in flames on his watch.

GAH, thanks for the ask. I could talk about Peter all day.

#what still remains #my crazy ass son #crazy ass peter

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