#“ yep” “uh-hu'

[mimomian]

*que King of the Hill intro*

#All I can think of is the #“ yep” “uh-hu' #the band ghost #unmasked ghouls #per errikson #jutty taylor

[slayfics]

You know how you did You get caught trying to sneak into Katsuki’s room. Can you do a reverse one? Like, one where the guys get caught sneaking into the readers room? I feel like it be a chaotic mess and super funny lol 😂

Katsuki gets caught sneaking into your room.

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Chapter Two

"Man, are you sure we won't get caught?" Eijiro said, following Katsuki reluctantly to the girl's side of the dorms.

"We will if you keep complaining so loud shitty hair!" Katsuki barked back at him.

"Sorry, I'm just nervous, you know?" Eijiro said in a much quieter voice.

"It's fine, trust me," Katsuki reassured his friend. "Besides, they both miserably failed and got caught by Iida last time so- it has to be us to sneak over this time," Katsuki explained as he hit the button for the girl's elevator.

Eijiro laughed at the thought of the girls getting scolded by Iida for trying to sneak into the boy's dorms, "It makes it easier that both of our girls are on the same floor, hu?" Eijiro said, smiling at his friend.

"I guess. It doesn't matter either way. We're not going to get caught like they did!" Finally, the elevator dinged open. However, to Katsuki's and Eijiro's surprise, it was not empty.

"Oh, um- hi," Shoto greeted the two boys, surprised to see them waiting for the girl's elevator.

"The hell are you doing here, Icy Hot?!" Katsuki asked.

"I'm just leaving from studying with Yayarozu," he answered.

"Studyinggg~ right," Eijiro said, laughing.

Shoto looked at Eijiro, confused by his statement.

Katsuki let out an annoyed huff, "Well, get out of the damn elevator then," he demanded.

"Oh- actually I forgot to give her back her book so- I was going to go back up," Shoto said, holding and pointing to a book in his hand.

"Well, guess we are all going up then," Eijiro said, cheerfully stepping into the elevator.

"Ugh- fine," Katsuki groaned and stepped in.

"Where are you two going?" Shoto asked as he waited to hear what button to press for everyone.

"None of your damn business!" Katsuki yelled.

At the same time, Eijiro politely said, "Fourth floor please."

"God damn it shitty hair!" Katsuki yelled.

"It's fine- I'm not going to say anything," Shoto said. "But um- what are you two doing up here this late?"

"Studying!" Eijiro answered too hastily, voice filled with anxiety. However, Shoto didn't question the two boys' motives any further.

"The fuck?" Katsuki remarked as the elevator stopped and dinged on the third floor.

"Oh- someone is getting in," Shoto mused.

The three boys stood uncomfortably in the elevator as the doors opened and revealed Denki on the third floor.

"Ohhhh~ hey you guys! What are you all doing here, hmm?" he said, giving the boys a wink.

"Shut the hell up and get in Dunce Face!" Katsuki yelled.

"Why are you acting so weird?" Shoto asked.

Denki just laughed and entered the elevator, then glanced over at the buttons.

"Hmm ok, so the fourth and fifth floor. I think I can guess what rooms everyone's headed to," He teased.

"Hey man, don't make it weird, ok?" Eijiro pleaded.

"What's weird about studying?" Shoto asked.

"Uh," Denki murmured, but before he could make a comment Katsuki intervened.

"Where the hell were you anyway?" Katsuki asked.

"I think it's only Jiro and Hagakure on the third floor, so- my guess is Jiro?" Eijiro said, turning to his friend.

Before Denki could confirm or deny, the elevator opened up to the fourth floor.

"Finally, I can get away from you morons," Katsuki grumbled, but before he could step out, Izuku came from around the corner and crashed into him.

"THE HELL?!" Katsuki hollered.

"Oh! Kacchan! I'm sorry!" Izuku said, apologizing frantically.

"The fuck are you doing here, nerd?!" Katsuki questioned.

"I was just leaving! I was um- studying with Uraraka!" Izuku explained.

Denki laughed, "A lot of 'studying' going on tonight hu?"

"UH- I guess so. Is that why you're all here?" Izuku asked.

"Yep! Just um- about to get started," Eijiro said, laughing nervously and rubbing the back of his neck.

"It's kind of late to just start studying, isn't it?" Izuku asked.

"Yeah, don't you think you guys should get some rest for training tomorrow?" Shoto asked.

"Are they for real right now?" Denki asked, holding in his laughter.

"Tch, probably," Katsuki exclaimed.

"Wait so- you two," Denki said, pointing to Izuku and Shoto, "Were actually studying?"

"What else would we be doing?" Shoto asked plainly.

Before Denki could make any more comments, the boys heard a loud bang followed by-

"Almost there, the forbidden lands~"

"Is it just me or- did that sound like Mineta in the vents?" Denki asked, looking between the boys.

"He never stops, hu?" Izuku said exhaustedly.

"Fucking perv!" Katsuki yelled and stalked over to the vent. "Yeah, that's him in there... Hey! Half and Half, heat up this vent!" Katsuki demanded.

"Won't that hurt him?" Shoto asked.

"Tch- nah it'll just teach him a lesson," Katsuki replied.

"Yeah besides, it's super unmanly to try and spy on girls in their private rooms," Eijiro convinced Todoroki further.

"I suppose you're right," Shoto said as he moved closer to the vent and shot some fire down, heating up the vent red hot in the process.

"OW!" Minoru's scream came ringing out of the vent.

Katsuki, Denki, and Kirishima burst out laughing.

"LAUGH ALL YOU WANT I'M CALLING AIZAWA AND BUSTING YOU GUYS FOR BEING AT THE GIRL'S DORM SO LATE!"

The boys exchanged glances with one another.

"BACK IN THE ELEVATOR GO!" Eijiro yelled, and they all hurried back in fear of being caught by Aizawa.

"Oh, this is bad!" Izuku exclaimed shaking in the back of the elevator.

"Come on Dunce Face! Press the fucking first floor already!" Katsuki yelled.

"I'm rushing, I'm rushing!" Denki said frantically, but as he pressed the button, his anxiety overtook him, causing him to pop off his quirk. A loud buzzing sound went off as the doors closed to the elevator and the lights shut off.

"YOU SHORT CIRCUITED THE ELEVATOR DUMB ASS!" Katsuki yelled.

"OH CRAP!" Denki yelled back in response.

"You guys! We are going to get caught!" Eijiro said, panicked.

Shoto sat in the corner of the elevator calmly.

Izuku panicked, mumbling to himself, "What do you think Aizawa will think? Surly, we were just studying so- that's fine, right? But it is 9pm, he might think that we were up to no good like Mineta bu-"

"SHUT UP NERD!" Katsuki barked.

"Hu, this is worse than the girls getting caught by Iida don't you think, Bakugo?" Eijiro laughed, finding comedy in the situation now.

"I'm going to murder every last one of you," Katsuki grumbled as he sat down on the floor, accepting his fate.

The other boys shrugged and gave in, waiting for their inevitable punishment from Aizawa.

Thank you for requesting a part two! I had a lot of fun with this!

Tags: @unofficialmuilover @maddietries

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[cuethediscoandthedrinks]

When recom Quaritch fucks na’avi doggy style he prefers to grab their tail. And uses it to pull himself deeper inside.

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yep. i love how well u see this shroomie ngl !!

colonel quaritch + tail kink/sadism-

• most of the time, he fucks rough of course. and unlike jake, tonowari or tsu'tey, he's sadistic as hell when he does. therefore there's ample reason to try and crawl away from his firm, weighty grasp when he's pummelling up into your aching pussy

• at this point he's nearly balls-deep inside your abused mound, his girthy, pulsating blue length has stretched you out almost completely, and you had originally anticipated making it through this, but the sizzling burn of him forcing you open around him was hurting more and more

• the foreplay had been pretty long, as he'd been teasing you for days; delaying any gratification in the form of release. therefore, he's made sure to give you some well-earned hot, open-mouthed kisses, precum-smeared clit taps from his leaking dick, and ofc he'd made sure to expertly mock and degrade your every move that night

• be it through some stinging smacks to your now bruised cheek, grabbing your chin to face him; gripping your hair extra hard, and tugging roughly on the roots every time you went a little too quiet for his liking; and aggressively grazing his blue fingernails along the exposed skin of your thighs, stomach and neck, sure to leave many a bruise the next morning

• although after having done so, quaritch was hard against his thigh, his weighty cock bouncing against him, balls swollen and straining from all the playing he'd done with you. having shoved your shaking legs open for him, resting all his weight onto your back, now flush against the soft mattress, he'd moved straight to thrusting deep enough for your hot, throbbing pussy to take in his entire cock

• your wanton squeals, and shamefully aroused whines echoed off of the metal walls in his quarters; he hadn't even properly begun to pump in and out of you, but merely the prospect of doing so, paired with the sharp sting and stretch of his thickened girth inside you, was enough to incite a new-found sense of desperation and urgency

• he'd had to lean all his weight down onto your splayed out, writhing figure just to keep you from crawling out from under him, but even that wasn't enough to stop you; before he knew it, he was wrapping his long, lithe blue fingers around the root of your tail; giving a strong upwards tug to the base, making your mouth let out a gasp, green eyes widening at the unexpected action

• a high-pitched yelp of shame-stained shock pulsed through you, only to swiftly be replaced with the immense pleasure of quaritch's hard, curved veiny erection hitting that spongy place inside your wet, squelching pussy; soon enough the only sounds you were making were that of the rhythmic "uh-uuuuh...fffuck, uh-uuhhh-uuh"s of him fucking in and out of your warm, sticky pussy

• he'd continue to use your tail almost as a leash in which to pull and tug as he sees fit; maybe even wrapping it around his knuckles to keep you in place, lifting the soft globes of your now pinkish-hued ass up higher to gain better access to your most sensitive of places

• maybe he'd even lean extra low and take it between his teeth; his fangs being extra careful to only slightly bite into the middle of your tail, gnawing little teeth marks into the skin, small dots of blood beginning to form (which he ofc licked up or smeared further along your tail); anything that gets you further moaning and riled up from his movements is a yes for him, i think, so tailkink foreplay is definitely on the cards for quaritch

+reqs open as usual :)

#hope u enjoyed bby! #also #can u sense the writer's block? #i can #this almost became like a non-observational writing style and i don't like it ngl #lmk ur thoughts abt that #do u like my usual style (if i even have one)? #colonel miles quaritch #avatar miles quaritch #miles quaritch x reader #miles quaritch smut #miles quaritch #colonel catboy quaritch #colonel quaritch #na'vi smut #na'vi x reader #jake sully smut #jake sully x reader #jake sully #avatar smut #avatar x reader #cuethediscoandthedrinks

[kunimix]

—NEON GUTS

Ep. 8; HE FOUND OUT?! GASP

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CW; Written chapter, timestamps don’t matter unless said otherwise, Accidental confession (?), Profanity’s

You were setting everything up for your sleepover grabbing pillows, blankets, snacks etc. Once you finished setting up you decided to wait but that didn’t last long because right as you sat down there was a knock at the door more of a bang than a knock though.

You went downstairs opened the door and Hu Tao’s fist hit you in the face so she was the one banging on the door

“Hu Tao I hate you” You said rubbing your nose

“I’m sorry!!” She said hugging you trying to apologize

“Gay” Syd said walking into the house past you two sitting down on your couch

“Also where’s your mom?”

“Your not going to hit on my mom again Syd”

“Hey you said it not me”

You just ignored the comment and let Lumine and Hu Tao in.

“So can we watch all of the halloween movies or what?” Hu Tao asked taking her shoes off and putting them into the rack.

“Hell yeah!” You and Lumine said in unison.

Your mom came downstairs and saw you four.

“Oh hello girls. Also [Name] can you guys go upstairs I have a client today and tell your siblings to stay in their rooms too” she said walking into the little storage closet.

“Oh yeah okay” you nodded to her

You ran straight to the stairs and ran up them. They all followed you running right behind you while Syd was climbing them like a dog.

“Get up you furry!” You yelled at her

“Shut up bitch!” She snapped back

Once you guys got to your room Hu Tao almost jumped into the pile of snacks. Syd was already on your bed like it was hers and Lumine was looking inside her bag for something.

“I’m bored” Hu Tao said groaning

“Congratulations?” You said shrugging

“Let’s call people”

“But why?”

“Because I made this game that whoever is calling can’t hear and the rest have to tell them what to say but the person doesn’t get to choose who to call we have to spin a wheel”

“Great idea let’s do it. It could get me some tea” Lumine said

You were the first one up and you had to call your crush aka Scaramouche. Once you called him he answered almost immediately.

“Hello?”

“Hi” You were reading off Hu Tao’s notes app

“Did you need something?”

“No but I have something to tell you”

“What is it”

You muted the call and looked at the three.

“Bro if you make me say what I think your going to say stop”

“[Name]? Are you there?”

You unmuted and the looked back at Hu Tao’s notes app

“Yeah”

“What did you have to tell me?”

“I” you shook your head at them

“I… have a crush on you”

He was silent for a while like dead silent

“Scaramouche?”

“Yeah I’m here. I’m gonna facetime you okay?”

“Okay”

He pressed the FaceTime button and once you accepted it he saw the other three.

“Was this a prank?” He asked he sounded a little disappointed.

“Yep!” Hu Tao said looking happy

“Okay”

You hung up the call and yelled at them.

“You fucking idiots what if he actually believed that he would’ve thought I was weird!”

They laughed because they thought you getting embarrassed was funny.

“I can’t believe you almost made me confessed you shitheads”

“Uh I’m still here?” His voice chimed through your phone speaker

“Fuck”

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Summary; Scaramouche is "forced" to tutor you the "dumbass" of the class

A/n; we’re moving pretty fast and yes i know it’s late and yes I know this is a little cliche but Idgaf

Taglist; @featuredtofu @chemiru @veekoko @kamiboo @mercy-not-merci @sl-vega

#female reader #genshin impact #genshin smau #genshin x reader #kunimix #scaramouche smau #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche #genshin fanfic

[cookies-over-yonder]

i don't know how to say this, 'cause you're really my dearest friend

Five times Taylor and Link almost kissed, and one time they finally did.

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[title from Jenny (I Wanna Ruin Our Friendship) by Studio Killers]

1. The first time was after a fall.

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Taylor Swift is no stranger to coordination issues.

He manages to work his way around them with extra practice of wielding weapons, but sometimes it sneaks up on him.

Like right now.

Seemingly having tripped over nothing, Taylor falls forward and braces himself for impact.

The floor of Link's house is wooden, so Taylor can't even console himself by the idea of falling onto carpet. How did he slip? He doesn't know. It just happens. Sometimes no amount of training and practicing can prevent the air from sabotaging him.

And he knows it will hurt, because the floor is hard and it always hurts. It always hurts, but he recovers. But before he recovers, he's going to faceplant. He scrunches his face up, ready to hit the ground.

But then he stays suspended in the air.

"Are you okay?"

Taylor opens his eyes. Link is holding him by the arms and scanning his face with wide eyes.

Wide eyes… that are so close to his face.

Taylor feels a rush of heat coursing through him as he runs his gaze down Link's worried face, stopping at his lips.

They're pressed tightly together in concern, and then they're open, and saying something…

And Link is breathing, and Taylor can feel it on his face.

And Link says his name, and with the way the syllables sound on his tongue, Taylor feels like he's been put under a spell. 

Hypnotized.

Enchanted.

And he says it again, and it's just as mesmerizing as before.

They're so close together. Only a sliver of space prevents them from making contact.

There's one thought plaguing Taylor's mind and making him feel like he could melt.

What it would feel like to close that gap…

Taylor finds his body moving without his permission, chasing the pull of Link's lips like a magnet.

"Taylor!" Link shouts, and Taylor's shoulders are shaking. Link is shaking them.

"Hu—uh… yeah?" Taylor asks, dazed. The gap is wider now—Link must have made him stand upright.

"I asked if you were okay and you didn't respond," Link's lips move fast. "You looked like you were about to pass out."

Taylor's face burns.

"I—uh, I'm fine—" he winces at the way his voice cracks. "Sorry. Thanks."

"You should sit down," Link says, guiding him to the couch, hands still on his shoulders. "I'll get you some water."

"Mm, yeah," Taylor says, only half-processing Link's words because his hands are still on his shoulders…

Once Link sits Taylor down and leaves his side to get water, Taylor buries his face in his hands. God, he really is burning.

"Here," Link says, sitting next to him. Taylor lifts his head and sees a glass of water being held out to him. He takes a sip.

"Thanks. Sorry, didn't mean to freak you out."

"It's fine, I just wanna make sure you're okay."

"I'm okay. I have coordination problems sometimes. That's why I tripped. I'm not gonna faint or anything."

Probably not, he thinks. With the way Link is looking at him, nothing is off the table.

"Okay. Just… drink some water," Link says, and Taylor takes a sip. "You look really red."

Taylor chokes.

"Slowly," Link adds, patting Taylor's back as he coughs up water.

"Yep," Taylor says between coughs. "Got it."

Oh, god.

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#dndads #swiftli #fic #5+1 #taylor swift dndads #lincoln li-wilson #yes im giving taylor all of my disabilities including my motor skills disorder LMFAOOO #cuteness of them #this chapter is p short #i'm really excited about this fic though #shout out to happi for helping me brainstorm :) #^_^♡☆~! #cookies writes and cookies wrongs

[royalwritersoftheuniverses]

The Mistake

18+ as there is talk of miscarriage READ THE WARNINGS. YOU are responsible for the content you read. Do not repost or republish or translate . Reblogs and comments are welcome

Warnings: MISCARRIAGE . A lot of talking about it. MISCARRIAGE and cheating. A lot of angst. I cried writing it. Sme fluff youll miss it if you blink It may be triggering to some people. Do not read if miscarriage is triggering

This is an Alternate Universe where you are married to your favorite Chris actor( there’s tons out there ) I chose the most popular one lately and he's a well... but hey it's an AU. Alternative universe not real don’t come for me

"Everything ok babe?"

"Hmm"

"Yea how was your uh business meeting"

"Good."

"You working on a peice?"

He kisses my shoulder?

"Yea fall decor "

"Alright dont let me interrupt."

"He kissed my shoulder again"

"Hey babe where'd you'd go?"

"Oh the uhm that place with the palm trees. By docks"

"That place by the country club called Docks?"

Yep that one why

Just wondering. Been stuck inside all day.

I expected him to ask me to go for a walk. I scoffed. Course not. Not like he loved me cause we're married. I save my draft and and grab practically all the paper towels and walk outside past the patio and I down on a chair to cry.... why here? There is no place by the country club called Docks.

"Chris is not cheating on you he loves you I'm sure it was an innocent mistake about the restaurant and the woman that stopped by the house was probably a crazy fan. " one if his friends,texted you in response to you asking: Tell me the truth is Chris cheating on me? A woman stopped by claimed he was. She wasn't vain or anger. She felt bad.

His friend then texted him

"Your wife thinks you're cheating on her. Spend some time with her. We all know you'd never do that but someone stopped at the house she said. Scared her - I know you love her we all do. But can u blame her for being scared. And get a fucking iRing!"

"Shit' he said under breath. But you heard him

"Babe?"

"Sweetheart, you do know I love you more than anything right?

"More than Dodger ?

"I said anything not anyone" he smiled

You started to sob so much. You knew it was a lost cause.

His eyes went wide.

"Hey, hey-hey-hey It was a joke a stupid silly joke. I I. An asshole. Its not even thst fun in fact not funny at all." He said as he patted your hair and smoothing it

"You know how much I love you."

" I dont know anymore."

"Do I have to show you." He smirked.

"No I'm just going to go in the living room and watch tv" you said defeated. His smirk quickly went away.

"Baby watch it here. We can cuddle I've been missing you all day. I love you I wanna spend time with you-"

You silently scoffs but Chris didn't miss your shoulders drop.

"You need sleep. I dont want to keep you up. " I'll come back later." You gave him a kiss on the cheek.

Chris was confused why it wasn't on his lips you never kissed him on the cheek ever. He knew he hurt you.

"I love you"

and you reaction was less than happy .

"Me too" Gone was your blush and slight giggle. Gone was your bright smile. All that was left was dark circles and a far off look.

"Is she sick? Maybe? No that has to be it. She's getting sick." he thought lt- in denail about everything except that he was leaving to film a movie.

The next morning Chris woke up to en empty bed. A cold empty bed. Dodger was gone too.

He went downstairs and you were sleeping with tissues scattered around you. Dodger was lying with you. He bent down to scratch Dodgers head. Dodger seemed to even be angry with him. He told himself Dodger was up all might watching out for you he needed sleep too.

"Hey Bubba taking care of mama hu? What a good dog you are. Yea Gotta watch her for me ok? I'm worried she's sick. Ok so no making her run after you."

Chris cleaned up the tissues. Let Dodger out to do his business and let him back in. Made sure his bowls were full. As for you he brought out some water and cold medicine putting it on the coffee table for you, alone with cookies and snack telling himself you were just under the weather. He took the blanket hanging over the back of the couch and carefully covered you

"And screw it" he thought "I dont care if I get sick I'm taking care of my girl."

He leaned down to give you a soft but deep loving, as far as he was concerned, kiss on the lips you scowled and moved the opposite to have you back facing him. You've done that before when you want to sleep and he's riled up or when you knows he needs to sleep. But never because of an argument you two never argued. He was proud of that you two loved eachother. He had no qualms admitting you were more than he could ever ask for even though he...but he pushed that thought out of his mind. Still... but something felt odd. Off. Diffrent.

Weeks had passed and things went back to normal. To your dismay your family told you this was the best you were going to do no one would take care of you like him even if he had done something cheated one or twice or 100 times. He still would be the best choice you'd have. Which they didnt believe he'd cheat or at least said they didn't believe. But when he got home he'd be so racked with guilt.

You were lying in bed. Bed rest common that's what you were told. Nothing strenuous to relax. Wouldn't call anyone you had no idea who'd be in the picture there alone home alone.

"Baby" he called

You weren't there to greet him neither was dodger although. Maybe you two were out.

He walked in and saw you pale and despondent . And he didn't understand why his heart broke so much. He loved you but it practically shattered- he felt more than he ever thought was possible. So many feeling at once and none of them happy ones.

Seeing his face you said one simple line.

"Bed rest doctors orders."

He froze for a moment "What happened you sick?" You hadn't told him then again he just realized you hadn't spoke in a while. It used to be FaceTime all the time but he had stopped that. He felt bad. But he was about to feel So. Much. Worse.

"No, common to be on bed rest after a miscarriage."

Chris froze. "A mis- ' his mind couldn't work it couldnt finish the sentence. He froze. He wasn't even sure if he was breathing. it

"You-"

He ran to your bed side once his legs worked again

"Oh god baby why didn't you"

'I was going to tell you when you got back. Surprise you. Told you it was hormones. The moodiness and then-"

"You you should've called why did you. Call I-" he said not finishing the sentance out loud but in his head "I would have been with you instead of her," he thought.

"Did you call anyone?"

A small almost silent "No" came out. " I didnt want to bother anyone.I lost them its ll my fault Chris."

Them? Twins it had to be twins he was going to be father to twins. He thought. He second of happiness left as soon as it came.

"Sweetheart it wasn't your fault it couldn't possibly be your fault."

"Yea it was. You know that detergent on the top shelf that I wanted moved down?"

"Yea"

'I need to wash stuff and I had to get it you-undwrsgand right? I needed to but -" you rolled your eyes at your self

"and I got dizzy and I stumbled off. I kinds fell off but I didn't fall on the fall and my belly went into the thing the handle off whatever I did I felt ok but I had gotten so tired I took a nap and I -after my nap I there was so much blood. And it was dried i slept I slept through it I dont know how I- I knew I knew I got there before I got there I lost our babies it was my family my fault." Your tears broke Chris even more. It was his fault.

Chris shook his head " no. "

You had begged him to move it down saying it was too hard for you to reach and he would roll his eyes saying use a step stool or wait for him. He always had wanted you to wait for him. He did. He hated bending down to get it. He thought you were over reacting. How hard it was for you to reach but And this way you'd two would have some funny cute banter it was always funny and cute never... He never thought.

"Who knows?" Hoping that you hadn't been lying here for who knows how long hopefully someone just left before he came in. He prayed to himself that you weren't lying here blaming yourself alone.

"No one. I was too scared too ashamed." Tears that filled her eyes rolled down her face

"Oh sweetheart" he enrolled her in a hug having her face kisses all over.

" There is no possible way it could have been your fault pregnant women bump into things all the time. My sisters did and thier babies were perfectly fine."

"So it's me? Its just me?"

He wanted to say no but before he could

"All because I wanted to wash some clothes. I should've just waited for you to come home."

"Home" he thought. "I should've been home instead of with her" he'd never make that mistake again. He swore on his life.

He noticed your hair was greasy and knotty. It must have happened right after he left. You always took care of you hair making sure to use the nicest things you could could afford and this Chris bought you the best and now it was....You were....

"How about a bath hmm? You'll feel better?"

You decline with a small shake of the head.

" I'll wash your hair? You love when I do that." He smiled remembering all your giggle and instructions it took a bit time get the hang of it but once he did he was proud of himself. Yiu aways had the ability to do that make him feel good, proud of himself with even the tiniest of things.

" Come on whens the last time we took a bath together? "

You shrugged.

He did too...mentally... in fact he realized he'd been ignoring you and you both knew it. And maybe thats why you were ao...why did not call him.

"Please love come one we love doing that. First time I got you naked rember swearing the bubbles would cover you." You let out a small chuckle. It was tr us. It wasn't about sex or him wa ting to see you naked. Well he did. But it wasn't about sex. I itically he well, he is a man but once he got you in there for the first time he loved being close to you and you trusting him. The conversation you two had were deep. He used to look forward to those baths. Just to hold you to know you truested him implicitly. It meant so much to him. And right now? It started to mean even more.

He walked into the bathroom to get the bathreadt rolling up his sleeves d t he n he saw it. A dark crimson red. He lifted the sheet it was almost everywhere. He silently gasped. He almost fell over You lost so much blood he closed his eyes for a moment you had lost so much blood. Too much. Almost too much. No wonder you were so pale.

He put spoon of Epsom salt in the bath. You needed to relax and frankly so did he. He was so terrified seeing you like this. He wished he could take back so much time. He loves you he never stopped the love didn't change. He told himself that as he stared at himself in the mirror as the salt devolved. And rhat was all true. He thought a mistress would be fun to try things on. He told himself he'd try them before bringing the ideas to you but that was a bold faced lie. It wasn't even bold it was a farce. Though was he didn't know why he cheated when he loved you more than life. He never cared about her not even a little. Was she pretty maybe but eh that was what he thought of her eh. And that was the truth so was the fact that he was an asshole and he knew it.

And went to get you. You were unsteady but tried your best to hide it. Be he held on to you so tight. So very tight.

"Baby how much blood did you lose?"

"I don't know"

Kylie saw the sheets thats thats too much but going to be ok.

"I promise you you'll see itll be fine," You best friend Kylie said to you. You trusted her. Not only was she one of your best friend but your OBGYN you never told Chris that. I mean its weird as it is. She was with you as much as possible then her family had an emergency of its own and you promised you'd be ok let others know.

The seconds walk to the en suite took almost 5 minutes. And every step terrified Chris. Every step he gripped and held you tighter and tighter

"They said I almost waited too long," You said out of the blue.

"Can we throw them out the sheets?

"Of course baby"

You had wobbled and he thanked God he was holding on to you and you were in the bathroom so he could lean you on the sink. To let you breathe before he had you sit on the toilet lid. Once he did he helped get you out of clothes. He let you have a moment to breathe and took those second to send a text a long overdue to end never shoulda started

-

"It's over. I love my wife this was wrong I should've been home. "

"What?"

"It's over. Never again."

Chris blocked her number and was thankful he hadn't sent pictures with his face in them. And he deleated all of them. People accused him of dating all the time. He knew you never believed them. Hopefully you never would the one time it was true.

He held your hands as he waited for you to step in.

"Wait. Hold on."

You stopped and he came closer wrapping his arm around your waist while holding your opposite hand so he as you stepped in he had the best grip.

"Hold on to me baby." You almost slid but he had you.

"I got you. I got you." he kissed your forehead.

He-he stripped faster then he had ever done before in his life. Then quickly got behind you sighing in contempt. He was home with his girl, his wife. He was holding her and everything would be ok from now on.

He doesn't know why but he was more relaxed happier, despite the circumstances.

His wife could've died, his babies he'll never know if he could've saved them all because he was spending his time off playing hide the zucchini just for a rush. For not even fun last time. she wasn't as good as you but he tried to rationalize with himself he come to the decision he didn't even know why he did it but he knew he couldn't lose you. Then he realized he probably could have saved them...but he'd never know. You two often took naps together or he'd just hold you as he did work or read scripts and he would have noticed the blood. He could have held you through everything.

He hated himself. Hated himself for causing you all his pain. He had off he made sure he was off to to he couldn't even think it anymore.

"Will you ever forgive me?" He wispered in your ear

"For what?" You faked innocence knowing full well what you did what you were trying to do

"For... Not being here for you you and our babies"

"Please dont Chris don't talk about them" your cried "they're gone for good an I- all my fault. You were working for uh" not even saying the word us, "you were working. It's not like you were having an affair. "

He swollowed and hmmd

"Still your my wife I should have been here. We have more than enough money. I'll take off."

"What about the movie?"

"Screw it i dont care thats what insurance is for I'm staying here with you. I'll take care of you."

"Can we go somewhere the two of us all alone ?I just want you. I miss you so much."

He missed you too but he just kissed your temple and let his lips linger.

"Of course baby"

"Don't-dont use use that word Chris" you you biting back a sob he knew you were but you were shaking. Then he realized everytime you slipped or wobbled he used the word baby.

"I'm sorry" kissed your head and gave you a small squeeze.

"I'll just be us Sweetheart only us until you're feeling better. I love you."

"I love you too."

"Sleep you need some rest."

"In here?"

"Yea ill wash you hair and you'll wake up clean and rested. I'll take care of you I swear."

"Like in the marriage vows?"

Chris didn't think it was possible but his heart sunk even lower peices became more peices. He was turning into a broken man but he needed to be there for you. He might be broken but you were a shell. A shell of who were- he could have prevented and stopped the life that- he closed his eyes the three lives. There was nothing he could do now about the twins but Damn it to hell if he was going to lose you too. You were saved he wasn't going to let that be in vain.

"Stay?"

You pulled him back, out of his head.

"I told you" he said with small chuckle "im not going anywhere without you. And id rather you be here. Right here. In my arms. I can't lose you. I wont."

You both stayed in the bath until the water was cold and your hair was knot free and clean; as beautiful as a siren.. Chris was proud of himself for doing that. You had fallen asleep along the way. Hes not sure when. You had been so quiet. He was telling you random stories to make you laugh it didn't really work but he got some soft chuckles more like a soft scoff mat Ed a soft begrudged laugh

He didnt want to let go but he knew he had to. Chris drained the tub pulling the plug with his feet. Holding you tight as it drained so you'd be slowly lowered.

He got out slowly wrapping a towel around himself and then drying you as you slept in the bath.. you looked so sweet and innocent like a rennasance painting. He wanted to take a picture but you would have killed him if it ever got out regardless if his account was broken into or not. Screw it he thought and he did take a picture. You really did look like a painting. Even you leg was bent over so you privates weren't showing your chest was another story but he could look at you like this forever. You really did look like a beautiful renaissance painting. How could he ever….. he’d never step out on you again. He swore his life on. It. Sure he did a lot of that today but every one of them were true. Everyone of them he couldn’t even think about breaking.

Then you shivered a little. Reminding him he had a towel but not you- you had to be cold.

He had to wake you.

"Sweetheart common its time to go to bed"

He caressed your cheek until you woke up and he helped you out and wrapped you up in your favorite fluffy robe. It garnered a while from you and his heart soard what was left of it anyway. You two were lying in bed. Your head and arms in his cheat and his arm wrapped around his shoulder.

He thought you were sleeping when he called his lawyer.

"I need to get out of this movie."

"Chris you know-"

"My wife almost died. And she was alone I can't leave her."

"Mr. Evans while I -"

"She lost our twins she almost died. I cant leave her I'm not going to move her she's too fragile right now. I need to be with her. We barely shot a thing they can replace me. Lie if you have to. And if this gets out. I'll sue you. We told no one about the twins. She can't even hear the B word she blames herself. I'd rather never be hired again than lose her. "

His lawyer merely said his wife almost died

His lawyer had called the Russo that night.

Joe and Anthony had rhen called him to make sure he was ok and find out if they could do anything. He said its too soon to discuss it to heartbreaking only that he needs to be here with you. They understood. They have families of thier own. If they were in his position they'd do the same. They never told Chris but they had a feeling he meant a miscarriage had occurred and she was by herself. Neither could imagine it.

There were some rumors that Chris dropped because his wife almost died. His mistress never breathed a word. Understanding why and hoping maybe in time he'd come back to her guilt is strong but love is stronger. Except Chris was using her for fun. Not for love and be loved. Hed never leave anyone for her...especially not leave you. he loved more than anything anymore he knew you loved him but right nowhe didn't care you could hate him for not moving the laundry detergent down for being gone so much. As long as you were back to who you were. Smiling and happyjoyful not this. Not...he was afraid you didn'tlove yourself. But he wouldn'tleave you. He'd never.

Chris held you so close that night. the night after that week that whole month six months he was glues to your side. First it was a mix of guilt and love but now it was just pure love adoration and devotion. He couldn't imagine how he could have ever wanted someone else to play with for even a short time. You were all he'd needed. He was an idiot. Because you were all he wanted his party days should have been over long time ago one last foray and he nearly lost it all. He was happy and you were happy. But Chris still hated himself swearing that he'd never do what he did again because he had off he could have been there but now he always will be. You knew he'd come back. You know Chris better than himself.

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[qawcamiz]

hiii can i ask for kazuha x freader, like your recent post (as i see) xiao arcade? like that?????

Assist — Kaedehara Kazuha

synopsis ; You naturally wouldn't pay attention to any boys as you found them aggravating, but this specific server stood out. Not only did he speak so softly, but the way he looked was nearly endearing.

you arrived at the cafe where you came to terms to meet up with your friends.

you took an in-depth whiff and entered the eatery, it was a bit crowded, but that didn’t irritate you, instead, you grabbed a stool near the window as you waited for them to show up.

your foremost few weeks of the academy have been already dehydrating and you can hardly go outside to meet up with your friends to have fun without having to sweat twice as tough, so this is all unique and exhilarating for you.

subsequently, the bell above the door rang signaling their arrival, you looked up in anticipation and saw they stood there, "y/n! there you are!", all of them sat down on the chairs across from you,

you gave each of them a warm smile. “hey”, you said. “how are you guys?”

“Sweet! I’m very happy that you finally agreed to come and join us at this beautiful, serene cafe~” Hu Tao said while taking her coat off.

they continued gossiping away with each other until a waiter came over and... oh my archons...

all it took was one peek and you were charmed, your gazes remained static on the platinum-haired boy who proceeded to write down the order, he had a stunning jawline that was filled out by an amazing brilliant jawline; his cheeks resembled soft rose petals and if you had to characterize him completely he would be someone who would make your heart melt immediately.

you eyed him as he jotted down your order, he appeared to be focused on writing, he seemed like he hadn’t noticed what you were doing because as soon enough he finalized writing what you wanted and strolled away to prepare them.

"—Hey! y/n? you alright? you were gaping into space for a while there…" Keqing snarled her fingers in front of your face, jolting you out of your daze. you shook your head and answered "yeah sorry about that. my sense roamed off for a bit" you laughed awkwardly.

"or! you were just too occupied scanning the waiter's appearance!" Nilou poked fun at it. "What? no way! my mind did hover off somewhere else!" You denied.

"Well, I guess then perhaps you should tell us why you've been staring at him like a lovestruck pup." Ayaka smiled,

"Ayaka's right! you wouldn't know, y/n, it's not like every time you find somebody tempting, I mean— hello? you even infrequently pay attention to boys." Lumine nudged your shoulder.

"Ugh... Whatever assists you guys in dozing at midnight. And what's the problem with staring at or- scanning his appearance anyway?? there's indeed nothing wrong!" you sneered and crossed your arm.

"You should ask for his number."

"Yep~"

"I agree with Keqing."

"This is now or never, y/n."

"guys— DEFINITELY not." you sighed. "If you won't ask for his number, We will." Lumine scowled, earning you a gasp.

"Uh— Sir! the one with a red strike in his hair please come here, we ought your support, surprisingly~" she waved at the platinum-haired waiter,  "I'm sorry for calling you like this." She apologized with a sheepish grin,

"It's alright, is there anything I can assist you with?" he asked Lumine, confusedly. "Uh— Not her, It's y/n L/N that require help with something, hehe~" Nilou giggled, pointing at you,

"Uh— Me?! I Don't have— I'm totally fine! I don't know—"

"Pardon her, She meant to say that her phone lacks assistance," Keqing declared taking your phone, and giving it to the waiter. "Uh...I apologize but I'm no technician... I wish I could help though." The waiter gulped.

"Oh Please! how considerate of you~ you don't have to be one of those machinists— if you wish you could relieve her... you can put YOUR number in her phone!" Hu Tao exclaimed, making your ears burn red from humiliation.

The waiter fluttered. He turned to look at you. you averted your gapes,  blushing like absurd. "A-Alright then..."  he stammered, taking hold of your phone and entering his phone number. "there, I hope that'll suffice for your needs." He handed back your phone, looking embarrassed. "Oh Yes, thank you, sir."

as the waiter is about to leave, "Sir! What's your name? unless you want Y/N L/N TO CALL YOU HERS?" Hu Tao yelled, "WHAT—"

"oh, Kazuha, Kaedehara Kazuha, It's nice to meet you miss l/n y/n and her beloved friends." Kazuha bowed.

"P-Please— you don't have to bow, you can go now— I'm very very sorry for everything they caused! I'm sorry for disturbing your work!" you apologized, your hands, shaking. you could feel gazes on you.

"No concerns, I'm pleased I could help." Kazuha dismissed himself. "one glance of you captivated me~" a voice behind you sang seductively. "I would annihilate you guys but I'm too congenial to do that." you glared at Lumine.

"You should be thanking us."

—

After drinking coffee and gossiping with your friends, you instantly went directly to your dorm.

you stared at the waiter's number, should you message him?  you thought twice, what would you say precisely?

what would HE say?

#genshin impact #genshin impact headcanons #genshin imagines #kazuha x reader #kazuha x y/n #genshin kazuha #kaedehara kazuha #kazuha #kaedehara kazuha x reader #genshin #genshin impact kazuha

[addisonrottmnt]

Sonic prime part 2

Shadow the hedgehog x fem hedgehog reader

Back with sonic friends fighting Egg-man robots in a cave Egg-man flys in cave and with you in a cage

Amy : hu Y/N

Y/N: Amy help

Rouge : what is it Amy

Amy : Egg-man has Y/N

Knuckles: Why does he even need her for

Amy: if Egg- man wants her can’t be good

Sonic: HEY Guys!

Everyone your late

Egg-man : Sonic

Sonic: let her go Egg-man

Egg-man: hahaha I don’t think so

Everyone was fighting egg-man robots shadow Dash through the others

Knuckles: What’s shadow doing here

Sonic: well Y/N and shadow are best friends

Amy: wait Y/N is friends with shadow

Sonic : yeah

Amy: and she never told us

Sonic: yep

Shadow: Egg-man

Egg-man: Shadow let me guess you are here to save Y/N from me

Shadow: let Y/N out now

Egg-man: how about no

You look out of the cage and you see shadow

Y/N: Shadow!

Shadow: you have know idea how important she is to me she always been by my side and when I’m am down she always been there for me and I always been by her side to we know each other for five years and you have no idea what I been through six years ago

Shadow does a spin dash nock down the robot and then cage you were in drop on the ground but you fall out of the cage then shadow catches you bridle style

Shadow: are you okay Y/N

Y/N: yeah I’m okay SHADOW LOOK Out!

Shadow dash out of the way before egg-man robots hit you guys

Y/N: that was close uh shadow why are you blushing

Shadow: gasp it’s nothing whispering what is this feeling and every time I look at her my face gets even redder

You blush when shadow may eye contact with you both you guys faces was blushing redness

Sonic: wow shadow I didn’t know you had feelings for her

Shadow: shut up it’s not your business

Shadow puts you down and he tells you to get behind him

Egg-man: bots get her

Y/N: gasp

Shadow and sonic did a spin dash and nock down the robots and shadow was still right in front of you he fight every single bot came towards you Shadow hold your hand and side

Shadow: chaos control!

You guys teleport and shadow was holding you again so the bots don’t get you

Tails: man what does egg - man want her for

Sonic fights robots next to Tails

Tails: Sonic we don’t the prism capable of be careful

Sonic: on it

Sonic was running towards egg-man

Sonic: step away from the rock egg man

Egg-man: not this time you fool

Sonic keeps running towards egg man faster

Tails: Sonic wait

Everyone SONIC NO !

Every thing Shader with colors when shadow eyes widen when he saw you shader with colors shadow hade a tear in his eyes

Shadow: Y/N No!

Be counted

Drawing of Y/N and shadow the hedgehog

#shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog x reader #sonic prime #sonic x reader

[youvebeenlivingfictionalnbcyoa]

Go Off and Find Your Own Room

Starting Choose Your Own Adventure Post

Warnings: Cursing; fluff; Nathan being himself; one obscure art forgery joke

“Uh…You know what, I’m just gonna find my room, put down my shit,” You start down one hall, shifting your bag on your shoulder. 

“Oh! Do you know your way around here?” 

“Nope. I can, uh…” You turn to face him as you take a few steps backward, waving your hand blandly. “I’ll figure it out. See you later!” You whirl away from him, charging down the hall before he can argue or say another word. You practically dart around a hall corner and go still, looking around. You bite your lip, looking down at the heavy pass. Let’s see. If you were Nathan Bateman and had built a subterranean labyrinthian work facility, where would you put the guest bedrooms? 

…

Then again, if you were Nathan Bateman and had built a subterranean labyrinthian work facility, you probably wouldn't build guest bedrooms. You’d put a bed in your office and avoid kitting the place out with plush furnishings to discourage lingering. But he can’t have invited you all out and done that…Could he? 

Fuck, you hope not. You look down the hall, spotting an elevator. You look down, tapping the heavy entrance pass against your palm as you stride toward it. You press your pass against the pad, muttering, “Nice,” as the door opens. You step inside, holding the pass up against the pad. It’s just a second before the elevator jolts. You glance around, eyeing the walls and ceiling, easily spotting the camera in the upper right hand corner. You turn from it again, shifting your bag on your shoulder as the doors open. 

You eye the uplit walls, the slate gray floor, and the cranberry-hued carpet as you walk down the hall. You come to the first door, pressing the pass to it. It beeps in dissent, the pad remaining red. You pout, walking further down the hall and raising the pass to the next pad. It remains red and closed as well. You puff your irritation through your cheeks, grumbling, “Son of a bitch.”

You trundle on to the third, raising your pass and groaning, “Ah, thank fuck,” when the pad flashes blue. You open the door, another groan of irritation bubbling up into you when you see that it’s a sitting room, and otherwise unremarkable…And then you go quiet when you spot a Pollack on the far wall. 

You lower your hand, shifting your bag on your shoulder as you step more deeply into the room, taking it in. 

“You like it?” 

You jump at the question, snapping, “Jesus—” You whirl around, heart pounding in your chest, “Fuck me, man, don't do that.” 

He’s smiling, the smarmy fucker. You push your breath out from between pursed lips before drawing in another deep breath to calm your head. You clear your throat, forcing your composure. 

“Hello,” You finally chirp. 

“Hi there. How was the hike?” 

I’m sweaty, I’m tired, there’s a forty percent chance that my knee is bleeding—

“The scenery was…Nice.” 

“What’d you do to your knee?” He asks, waving toward the patch of dirt there.

Pushed it into the ground for fun, you pompous asshat. 

“Tripped.” 

“Bummer.” 

“Sure.” 

Bateman nods a little before he waves toward the painting. “Please, take a look.” 

You hesitate before you do as he urges, turning to look at the painting again. 

“You had it long?” You ask. 

“A while, yeah. It was the first piece I ever acquired. Want a beer? Must be thirsty after that hike.” 

“Uh…” You nod. “Sure. Thanks.” 

You curl your arms around yourself, chilled by the push of air conditioning as the sweat begins to dry on your skin.

“Here,” He urges, “Put your bag down, take a load off.” 

You glance up at him doing a double-take and spotting the beer being held out to you.

“Thanks,” You mutter, shrugging off your backpack and taking the beer. “Your first piece must’ve been a while ago now.”

“It was.”

“Mm...Pollack, huh?"

"Yep."

"You get this at Knoedler?” 

You can’t help but grin as his expression darkens. 

“I’m kidding,” You tack on with a chuckle, turning to face the painting again as you raise your beer. Then, before you can help yourself, “...Mostly kidding.” 

“It’s authentic.” Bateman’s insistence is stony, and he doesn’t bother to hide his irritation. 

“No, sure. Sure.” 

“Why aren’t you with the others?”

“Because I feel, uh…” You wave down toward your dirty clothing. “I’m gross, so. I wanted to shower, maybe knock out early and fend off the jetlag.” 

“You’re not gonna come to dinner?” 

“We’ll be here for, what, three days? There’ll be other chances to have dinner together. Unless there’s some sort of team-building exercise tonight that I don’t know about.” 

You force yourself to keep your focus on the painting in front of you, your face heating with nerves. You only just manage to keep yourself from turning to look at him—though you are incredibly tempted. It’s a moment before Bateman concedes: 

“Yeah, there’ll be other dinners.” Then, “Though if you leave me alone with those chucklefucks tonight, I might have to lower your salary.” 

You scoff out a stunned laugh, turning to look at him. 

“This whole trip was your idea!” 

“Yeah, but I didn’t think anyone would actually show.” 

“You sent us tickets.” 

“I was being polite.” 

“Well,” You chuckle, raising your beer to your lips. “That’ll teach you.” 

Bateman is quiet for a moment, his gaze sweeping your face. You’re not sure what he’s taking in—the streaks of dirt on your face, or the subdued interest in his artwork.

“So?” He presses. “You coming to dinner?” 

You definitely are | You definitely are not

#Go Off and Find Your Own Room

[lordoftime01]

Jaune entered the library to find a book he needed for a class. While there, he heard muttering. Finding the source of the sound, Jaune saw that it was Blake and that she was writing something.

Jaune: "Hey Blake, whatcha working on?"

Blake: *Startled by the sudden question* "Oh it's just you Jaune."

Jaune: *Acts hurt by placing a hand over his heart* "Ouch, love you too Blake."

Blake: *Rolls her eyes but has a smile on her face* "Yeah yeah yeah. But to answer your question. I'm working on fanfiction for Ninjas of love."

Ah, that made sense. It was an open secret that Blake liked... well, loved to read smut. But this was new. As far as he or anyone else knew, she didn't write fanfiction.

Jaune: "Well, if you don't mind me asking," *Sits across from Blake* "What's the story about"

Blake: "Oh..." *Blake was quiet for several moments as she contemplated telling him.* "Well, it's a love story between Kha and Celese. I barely saw anything online with them, so I decided to write my own story.

Jaune: "But wait aren't they-?"

Blake: "Yep"

Jaune: "And isn't Celese-?"

Blake: "Uh hu"

While Jaune was no stranger to... unconventional ships. His sisters gushed about a few of them when he was younger. This was something new to him.

Jaune: "Out of curiosity, I'm not judging or anything, but why?"

Blake: *Puts her pen down and looks at Jaune straight in the eyes* "Because I both think it's hot. As well as, since it's my story, I can write what I want. I have full control over the narrative.

#blake belladonna #jaune arc #RWBY #fanfiction

[yesyourstalker]

Mahi: so how were the interviews?

Neta: they were good. How's college?

Mahi: It's going well

Neta: are you making friends mahi hmmmm? Making computer friends?

Mahi: shut up. When are we going to meet the new recruits

Neta: Tuesday. The training starts Tuesday I will start scheduling them for individual shifts so they will be working here for a while.... it'll be great I think you'll like them.

Mahi: okay great. I don't have class then. where are you going to be Tuesday? I assume you're not going to be here

Mahi: yeah of course I can neta I'm a store manager remember. You don't have faith in your management. The longest person who's been here.... I can handle it.

Neta: I trust you. You're going to be with Candi and Warabie they're going to help you. If some things people's wrong please call me

Mahi: alright

Neta: ok this is something I need to tell you and it's really really important.

Mahi:.............

Neta: I have this friend, his name is Stefan. He's a betta. You probably know who he is, he's on the cover of 'kriller coffee'

Mahi: is he the guy that had his coffee shop closed down because he was accused of money laundering?

Neta: yeah him. If he comes into the store, send Vinny to the back.

Mahi: who's Vinny?

Neta: you'll know him when you see him all right. If Stefan comes to the store, send Vinny to the back. They cannot make eye contact. They cannot look at each other. They cannot feel each other's presence look at me. Look at me right now...........they are not allowed to interact.....at all. Okay, simple request.

Mahi: All right, I'll try..... See I hate it when you do that now I'm less confident in my abilities

Neta: you got this champ. I believe in you

_______________________________________________

Mahi: ok...ok I got this. I'm a manager I'm in charge. They had to do what I say.

Candi: Don't go insane with power mahi It'ill give you wrinkles

Warabie: yeah you want to be old like Neta?

Mahi: shut up both of you! Warabie I'm going to need your help with training. Candi you're pregnant so I guess you can sit down at the register

Candi: how considerate of you

Mahi: ok... now we wait.

Naomi: um hi.....uh.....I'm here...for training

Mahi: oh...... you're.....let me see.. Naomi.

Naomi: yes......hu...... Where's Neta?

Mahi: He's out doing personal things.... you're actually early so you can go hang out in the break room and wait until everyone shows up. Cool

Naomi: oh so he's not here....I see.....all right he said in the back?

Mahi: yep....

Fugue: excuse me, I'm here for training

Mahi: Yes welcome are you......... fugue... Fugu?

Fugue: It's pronounced fugu the E is silent

Mahi: oh. Great ok just head to the back and uh.... Wait for everyone else to show up

Figure: very well

Mahi: he seemed interesting..............oh uh hey.

anemone:hey

Mahi: you must be anth-

anemone: Where's the break room?

Mahi:............... Are you antho?

antho: obviously..... stupid question ....where's the break room?

Mahi:........................ In the back next to the dressing rooms

antho: alright

Mahi: hmmm

Vinny: hey how's it going

Mahi: I'm doing great. You must be Vinny

Vinny: yeah yeah

Mahi: ok great everyone is here. .. you can follow me to the break room....... All right everyone. Let me introduce myself. My name is Mahi and I'm your store manager for today. Today we're just going to go through the basics learning how to use the register learning how to fold and organize-

antho: do you paid for this?

Mahi:............ Yes, Yes, you do............... We're going to learn how to use the register, fold and organize clothes. I restock and unpack items. But before that why don't we introduce ourselves and kind of get to know each other. anemone you seem to have a lot to say. Why don't we introduce ourselves

antho:here we go

Mahi: Naomi, you should have first. Why don't you introduce........

Naomi: (shaking head frankly)

Mahi: no?...ok that's fine...uhhh fugue you can go first. Tell her something interesting

antho: get a load of this guy... stick up his ass.

Fugue: well I graduated early from high school as valedictorian. I was also class president for 2 years I have a 96.gpa. I also know how to play 4 instruments

Mahi: wow

Vinny: cool

antho: pfft that's not that impressive

Naomi: ................... What do you play?

Fugue: oh I play violin, piano, French horn and tuba

antho: lame

Naomi: oh that's neat

Fugue: yes I played for many professional orchestras. I was even a background musician for think theory during this summer time orchestra music festival

Naomi: *gasp*.............hmm....he met ink theory

Mahi: That's pretty cool. Maybe one day you can give us a show........ Vinny what about you?

Vinny: uhhhh what do I start? Uhhhh I used to work at a construction site. I was a welder also had a part-time job as a janitor

antho: oh so you didn't finish school?

Vinny: My hobbies include weightlifting and amateur boxing. See this chipped tooth I got it after a match, haha I lost! I actually broke my jaw and was put on an all liquid diet HA which sucked because I so excited to try new food after eating prison food for three years!....

Every one: .........

Vinny: uhhhh hahahah.... yeah I spent 3 years in prison............

antho: finally something interesting

Fugue: hmm

Naomi: prison!?!?

Vinny:..........well actually the food wasn't that bad considering I cooked most of it hahah

antho: what did you cook? Chum loaf?

Vinny: no, I don't eat meat. All of my meals were vegetarian or vegan-based. One of my favorite recipes was tomato soup, a. Temporal medley with rice. I also made a some really good vegetable protein bowls depending on our shipment.

Mahi: that sounds good. Maybe we can go get some dishes stored in the break room

Vinny: hell no I cooked for people for 3 years in that place I ain't cooking anyone but myself........ Unless you pay me.

Mahi: ok anything else?

Vinny: nah..... wait I played drums in D.I.DYE an old band I was in

Mahi: Great! I'm getting a lot of musicians in the store now. That's good. Y'all can answer the hard questions about instruments I know nothing about instruments .......antho what about you? You have anything interesting you want to know about you?

antho: no

Everyone:............

antho: *ugh* I play acoustic guitar and I am in a band. That's all you need to know. Not like it was any of y'all's business

Mahi: Neta was right about you.......*sigh* ok...... Hey Naomi, do you want to go now?

Naomi: uhm....ok ......* Inhale* ......* Exhale*....... My name is Naomi I'm 20. I........... I'm an artist. I work for InkPin. I'm publishing. I usually do line art for mangas I'm legally not allowed to disclose which ones I work on without permission hehe but are some of the popular ones?......

Fugue: are you familiar with ink splatter soldiers. It's a slice of life manga of inkling and octoling soldiers integrating into the new military. It's one of my favorite books right now

Naomi: I enjoy that manga myself but I don't work on it like I said I'm not allowed to

Vinny: oh this manga they allowed in it was called Splatana strikers! It's a sport manga about pro turf war players

Naomi: no I like I said I can't disclose

antho: what about the kraken? So my favorite horror mangas

Naomi: I work on romance!................ I usually work on romance mangas....*sigh*........ I don't work and horror, I don't work in sports and I don't work on slice of life. I cannot disclose my work until I get permission for my boss or the series is finished and are canceled......................... I also play the flute and I also enjoy the keyboard. I'm not that good but I do enjoy it.

Vinny: cool

Fugue: fellow piano player

antho: eh... It's interesting I guess

Naomi: hmm hehe... It wasn't so bad

Mahi: All right, great! I think that's everyone......uhhhh.... We did have someone else supposed to come in for training I don't think-

antho: when are we going to get training done?

Mahi: *sigh* okay, I'm going to be honest. I know that Neta said that this was going to be for training, but this is actually orientation. We just needed a quick introduction to ourselves and I have to take your picture and print out your work ID and create your username and password for your schedule app. Soooooooooo

antho: why don't we just do that..... Just wasted 45 minutes of my time

Mahi:...................

{Neta: antho It's probably going to be the most difficult to deal with Don't let him get to you. He's just being a dick just to be a dick. Don't feed into it be nice to him it'll probably piss him off. It's pretty funny}

Mahi: I just thought it would be a good idea that we all got to know each other first. So who wants to take their picture first?.....Anemone why don't we take your picture first. After the picture go in the back and follow the directions on the bulletin bored to create your account on the schedule app and then you can be out the door. How does that sound?

antho: do I have to smile?

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Mahi:.... Come on. Give us a smile. You probably have a nice smile...show us.

Fugue: hehehe yeah show up let's see

Vinny: yeah, let's see those pretty pearly whites

Naomi: hehehe

antho: JUST TAKE THE FUCKING PICTURE!

Mahi: ok! Hehe shit there you go. There's your picture. Go in the bag, make an account and go home...hehe....... Vinny you're next!.....

Vinny: (clap) All right, nice! Am I able to pose like can I flex in my picture.

Mahi: well we're only taking pictures of your face, but you know feel free to give us a show if you want.

Vinny: hey let me just get my good side-

Stefan: so sorry we're late I was training my young apprentice

antho: you look like shit

Toguni: I've been up since 7:00 making cups of coffee non stop.

Stefan: He's already gone through training we just need the photo ID so you just need to put you here...... Excuse me......*ugh* Yes please get out of the way he needs to take a picture.

Vinny: I was here first

Stefan: okay and? You can take a picture after him so please get up and move. Thank you

Vinny: no I won't. I Sat here first so I'm taking my fucking picture first. Got it

Toguni: it's fine he can take his picture first. I don't-

Stefan: No! We are on a tight schedule and he needs his picture taken so you need to get out of the way so we can take his picture. Move!

Vinny: Don't fucking shove me!!

antho: hahahah Glad I stayed

Fugue: betta's aren't really known to be friendly to each other.

Naomi: hmmm

Mahi: ok! Vinny why don't we go to the sales floor to calm down then you can come back-

Vinny: NO! I'M NOT GOING TO THE FUCKING SALES FLOOR I WAS HERE FIRST! I SAT HERE FIRST I'M TAKING MY FUCKING PICTURE FUCKING FIRST AND I'M NOT GOING TO LET PRINCESS CROWNTAIL OVER HERE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCKING DO!!

Stefan: get out of my face or else

Vinny: OR ELSE WHAT? WHAT YOU GOING TO FUCKING FIGHT ME I WISH YOU WOULD I WISH YOU WOULD FIGHT ME!

Stefan: I would do a lot more than invite you. I would ruin you

Mahi: ENOUGH BOTH OF YOU!

Stefan:..............

Vinny:................

Everyone else:..............

Mahi: * inhale* * exhale*...... Stefan. I understand that you are on a tight schedule with your coffee shop

Stefan: thank you.

Mahi: but........ Vinny was here first. The photo is not going to take that long, only a couple minutes not even that. after him I will allow you and.........

Toguni: Toguni

Mahi: Toguni. Nice to meet you Toguni, to skip the line to take the picture so you can get back to your training. Does that sound fair?

Stefan:..............*sigh* very well.... we'll wait.

Mahi: alright...... Vinny sorry you can't flex your muscles right now. We got to take this quick pic and get a move on.

Vinny: eh alright.

Mahi: great.

Candi: Nice managerial skills.

Mahi: how long have you been here?

Candi: since the yelling started, hehe Good on your manager preventing a fight...

Mahi: well that's why he made me the manager. I'm good at managing chaos

Candi: hmmmm sure he did. I'm pretty sure it was just seniority

Mahi: well whatever I'm still doing a good job.

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Mahi: All right, everything is in order. Warabie is everything closed up for today?

Warabie: yeah... Everyone's gone. The mall is closed. The food court is still open though. You want to get leftovers for before they throw it away?

Mahi: yeah why not. I don't feel like cooking.

Candi: oh my gosh count me in. I've been craving takoyaki for a hot minute now! Haha hey newbies you guys want to join us at the food courts! They usually give out their leftover food to mall employees for free. You can take some home with you too.

Vinny: hell yeah!!

Fugue: I should have bought my Tupperware

Toguni: that sounds nice

Stefan: I usually don't eat greasy food but we haven't eaten in a while so I will allow it

Naomi............oh antho

anemone: what? I'm going home

Naomi: oh ok........we were heading to the food court......and .......umm....... Do you want to join us? They have tons of leftovers, might want to take some home if you want........ It's up to you though....

antho.......................................................*sigh* ...... Yeah sure.

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Mahi: so you wouldn't believe he was in my fucking class

Warabie: who?

Mahi: dead tied

Warabie: what! No way does she recognize you. Did she say anything to you?

Mahi: No but but she does recognize me and she does see me. She's acting like she doesn't

Stefan: excuse I would like to apologize for the scuffle that happened earlier today. It was not my intention... also this is my young employee Toguni he missed orientation but it would still be best if we introduce him now.

Toguni: hey...I'm Toguni... I got hired as the barista upstairs so you have any coffee. I think I'm able to give it to you free...... when Stefan isn't looking... I also have to be trained to work the store as well

Mahi: cool...... He's crazy right?

Toguni: yeah no there is something wrong with him. He's crazy but he's a good boss so

Fugue: I wonder how long training is? [Eating]

antho: I heard for a couple weeks and then we just work here until the store opens.

Vinny: [eating].... I wonder what our schedule will look like?

Stefan: well my best beyond my way... Sorry about the scuffle I'm usually not quick to anger like some betta's are

Vinny: up yours

Stefan: *humpf* you better watch yourself you little ingrate one wrong move it'll be your throat

Vinny: I like to see you try

Stefan: [leaving]

antho: watch this .........[toss]

Stefan:..............................................................................RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HIT ME WITH A FUCKING USED NAPKIN! I DON'T WANT YOUR FILTH ON ME!!

Vinny: huh!...oof! AAAAHHHHH

antho: hahahahahahahahsh!

Mahi: hey HEY!! Break it up!! Break it up! Warabie help!

Warabie: ok ok holy shit what do I do?

Mahi: hold him back!!

Warabie: which one!!?

Mahi: Vinny! Toguni!!!

Toguni: sir please calm down you're causing a sean!!!!

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Neta: hello.....hey mahi

Mahi: TWO FUCKING BETTAS!??!? *huff* YOU HIRE TWO FUCKING BETTAS?!!?!?! *huff*

Neta: ok technically I did not hire two. I hired one but the other one is a business part-

Mahi: YOU COULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC

Neta: please stop yelling.

Warabie: Vinny let go of his fin!!! you're going to rip it!!

Mahi: just come over and help me. Your business partner is strangling the new employee

Nets:Ok ........ok ........ I'll head over there right now!!...... who started the fight?

Mahi: Stefan technically

Neta: ...... Stefan, of course he did. I'm on my way. I'll be right back

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antho and mahi are @fish-at-fish-fish-resort kids

Toguni is @conkreetmonkey child

#the girls are fighting #anemone is a menace but is also baby #more character development Yay #mahi being an actual manger #Naomi is making friends yay #after neta broke up the fight he decide to stay with them #after the chaos neta decided to stay to keep the peace #also he was still hungry and ikkan probably ate his food by now

[liaonyxrayne]

9 People you want to know better! (there is no way I'm successfully tagging 9 people in this...)

Tagged by @round--robin. :P

LAST SONG: Uh...Uh? Probably something by The Hu, I was listening to that while painting.

CURRENTLY WATCHING: I'm crazy and decided to watch all of Star Wars in chronological order. I'm in... season 3 of Clone Wars.

CURRENTLY READING: Star wars fanfic. Yep.

CURRENT OBSESSION: Per my last two answers we're back on the Star Wars train lololololol. Also V Rising and Destiny 2.

NINE people. Uhhhhhhhhhh.... @frenchkey @jayofolympus @trickstermoose67 @tumbleweedtech ummmm... no I can't think anymore I just woke up lol.

[daydream-x-reality]

Sweets Groovy - Shinkai Kanata FS 4*

Season: Autumn

Kanata: hum hum hu~m♪

mix everything together well, then draw circles like blue-ringed octopus spots~ draw~ round and round and round♪

–hmm? who is it. it’s noisy out there~ i’m having fun “cooking”, i wish they’d keep it down

Niki: W, what in the world is going on here!? The smell—it STINKS!?

Kanata: ah. so the footsteps were you, niki. hello~☆

Niki: –Gya!? What’s with this brutal accident scene!?

Lined up on the table are... things with fish impaled in them… This looks like a painting of hell! The fishy smell is awful too!

Hm…? Sniff sniff… Mixed in with the smell of death is… a hint of butter and chocolate and milk…?

Uh… This trapezoidal thing with a bunch of shishamo sticking out of it… what the heck is this?

Kanata: yep, that’s “anemone chocolate”

Niki: A, anemone chocolate!?

Kanata: yes. precisely speaking, it’s chocolate cupcakes decorated with shishamo. and i just made cookies~♪

Niki: Chocolate, cupcakes, cookies? N, no way… It can’t be…

You mean these things are food? You weren't torturing the fish!?

Kanata: how rude~ hmph. i would never do that to the fishies. i’m making some yummy sweets

Niki: I don’t believe you! If you were cooking, there's no way it would've turned out this horrific though?

Or rather. Shinkai-kun, during the Old-Fashioned Sports Festival, you were in the dormitory kitchen making bentos, right? If that’s the case, then how–

(Hm? Wait a minute… If I give it a real good think again…)

(At the time, Shinkai-kun and Tenshouin-kun were there, but they were more like assistants, and the actual food prep was done by Kazehaya-kun…)

(Could it be that Kazehaya-kun anticipated a disaster and protected the peace of the kitchen!? He really is an immovable guardian deity...!)

Kanata: mm, i did make bentos for everyone during the “old-fashioned sports festival”

i made "chocolates" at the chocolat fes last year, and that got me interested in cooking

today i decided to “challenge” myself and make "sweets" all by myself

the "mackerel chocolates" i made during chocolat fes weren’t very well liked. strange, isn’t it?

but it can’t be helped. we can’t change the results.

that’s why this time i’ll make sure my “sweets” are received "well". it's "revenge", so to speak

but. i don't have anyone to help me “taste test”, so i’m in a bit of a “pickle”. there's no point if i make and eat them myself

so you came at the right time. niki, would you be my “taste tester”~?

Niki: T, taste test!? You want me to eat that!? No no no no! I’ll pass on this one!

Kanata: eh~ why not? i did my “best” making all these “sweets”. they’re definitely delicious~

Niki: No, no! You're kidding, right!? No matter how I look at it, they definitely taste terrible! You can’t call this cooking. This is blasphemous to the ingredients–

(......Hm? Wait a minute.)

(If… if I don’t taste test these… then what’ll happen to the poor ingredients? They might just get thrown into the garbage…!?)

N…n…Nnnnnnnn!

Aghhhhh! I’d rather commit seppuku than abandon the ingredients and let them go to waste!

Fine! I’ll be your taste tester!

Kanata: yay♪ thank you very much~ i “made” a lot, so “eat” up~ here, go ahead☆

Niki: Gh… This smells crazy. It feels like my saliva is retracting and my mouth has completely dried up!? It was made with foodstuffs so there's no way it's inedible, but I’m still hesitant…!

No no, Shiina Niki! This is the time to man up… there’s nothing in this world that isn’t edible☆ Let’s have a taste!

……

Kanata: poke… poke. he~y, niki~?

h~m. his “face” turned “deathly pale”

he did eat everything though. looking at him, it seems like the sweets weren’t a “success”. that’s “too bad”

but i won’t give up

even small droplets of water can hollow out a stone if they keep dripping in the same place☆

time to begin my “revenge” again. it's “challenge time”☆

Niki: Please, just surrender gracefully..!!! How can you be so optimistic even when you’re looking right at this tragedy?

Kanata: ah. you opened your “eyes”. i’m glad that you’re so full of spirit

Niki: I dreamed that I was about to cross a beautiful river to the other side, but an insanely strong sense of responsibility brought me back

At this rate, it’s only a matter of time before someone here falls victim to your cooking… As a chef, I can’t let that happen

The kitchen is supposed to be for making tasty dishes, not a murder site

That’s why I’m going to be your assistant and help you make those sweets, Shinkai-kun!

Kanata: h~m? for some reason it “feels” like you said a bunch of “rude” things?

well, it’s fine. it’s good to have more “friends”

i learned a phrase from “ohisama”-san that’s perfect for right now: this is “ii hiyori”♪

clap clap clap☆ niki, you’re amazing~

tuna “cutlet sandwich”, sea bream “pie”, “senbei” made from ground fish powder. and, "cookies" made using sardine paste

all of them were really delicious~♪

Niki: Nahaha. If you’re satisfied, then it’s all good~♪

But you helped out too, Shinkai-kun. Having you to mix the ingredients and knead things together was a great help

Kanata: fufu. they were rather “small” tasks, but i’m “happy” that you said that

—now☆

Niki: Hm? Shinkai-kun, why are you rolling up your sleeves…?

Kanata: i wasn’t able to demonstrate my “ability” just by mixing and kneading together the “ingredients”

Niki: Um……?

Kanata: besides, after watching you “cook”, i thought of a lot of great “ideas”~

as “thanks” for making so many delicious “sweets”, it’s my turn to show off what i can "do"

Niki: Even after all that, you’re still not satisfied!? Ah, wait... STOOOOOOP!!

#ensemble stars #shinkai kanata #shiina niki #idol story #happy birthday niki!

[chrysthemiss]

When Cal-Amity realizes she can't treat Luz how she treats The Emperor (quiet, ignorant, 'I don't care and secretly hope you get lost and never found') She tries to make it up to her. @minlein 's CAL-Amity AU.

Luz smiled warmly at Amity, twirling around in her dress, "Isn't so pretty? Eda bought it for me!"

Amity glared at the dress, 'It's gorgeous, you look gorgeous. This food also looks gorgeous. Gorgeous is a stupid word.' Amity shook her head, what was she thinking?

Luz drew back, "You don't like it?"

Amity jumped, "Whatever you say Luz."

The human cowered, "Okay.." Luz hummed, tapping her fingers together. "Uh- I should get going-"

"But you just arrived." Amity stood. "You stay for an hour, you've only been here ten minutes."

Luz shook her head, "Not today. I'll be back tommorow with your lunch, okay?"

Amity hummed, "Do whatever you like."

"Yep, that's my Amity.." Luz mumbled. "Can I get a hug goodbye this time? You promised.."

Amity scowled, 'Of course you can. Why are you asking, Idiot? It's like you're trying to act stupid.' Amity huffed. "Do what you want.."

Luz flinched at the tone, Amity softening. Oops, she made Luz flinch again. Back to day zero. Amity made a mental note to erase the number three on her whiteboard, and replace it with zero. Luz stepped forward, Amity anticipating a nice warm hu– Luz pat Amity's shoulder, "I'll see you tommorow."

Amity blinked. What the Titan, Luz. "Grr..rrr.." Amity growled softly, she had wanted a hug! 'Stupid Human.'

Luz stepped back, smiled and waved, walking off. Hunter handed her a basket on her way out, walking over to Amity, "Why is she leaving so soon?" Hunter asked.

"I don't know." Amity scratched her cheek. "She probably saw your ugly face and wanted to leave."

Hunter rose a brow, "What happened?"

Amity huffed, "I just told her to do what she wanted, now she's leaving."

Hunter sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose, "Tell me what happened, maybe you can get her to stay for two hours tomorrow instead."

The following day, Amity had been told to not, treat Luz like Emperor Belos, and to treat her normally. "I hate you." Amity blurted.

Luz jumped back, holding the basket of treats tightly, "What?"

Amity tensed. That's how she treated normal people- Was this not what Hunter meant? Stupid Hunter. This wasn't how to treat Luz, apparently. "Uh-" Amity cleared her throat. "I hate you?"

Luz exhaled sharply, furrowing her brows, "Hmph-" Luz dropped the basket, turning and stomping off.

Amity stumbled forward, reaching for– "Luz-"

"Save it- I'll see you tommorow-" Luz wiped her face, picking up the pace.

Amity growled, "FINE! IF YOU'RE GOING TO ACT LIKE THAT THEN DON'T COME BACK!!" She yelled.

Hunter slapped her back, "What the hell is wrong with you? You can't just tell the person who loves you, you hate them!" He picked up the basket. "What are you thinking??"

"You said to treat her like a normal person!"

"I said to treat her normally!" Hunter waved his hand. "Amity, you can't treat Luz like that. Treat her like your friend! Treat her like me!"

"I want you dead!"

"Okay I was a bad example!!" Hunter groaned, lightly slapping his cheek, then Amity's hand as she offered to slap him too. "Treat Luz, like you did when she got the scar."

Amity drew back, "But.."

"If you can't do that, then don't expect her to come back.." Hunter handed her the basket. "I'll see you for our shift.."

. . .

Luz set down the basket, stepping back and smiling, "Empanadas."

Amity stepped towards it, picking it up and stepping back. "..Thank you.." Amity gulped.

Luz nodded, sitting down eight feet away from Amity. "So tell me about your shift yesterday."

Wow. Luz really got over what Amity said. 'Don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry-' Luz cleared her throat, signaling to the nice chair Amity had behind her.

The guard stepped forward, sitting by Luz, setting the basket down. Confused, she moved away from Amity. The guard huffed, shuffling closer to Luz. "Quit moving." Amity uttered.

Luz froze. "Yes ma'am-"

Amity pulled the basket closer, taking out a small container with utensils on top. "My shift was adequate. I stayed by the emperor for seven hours, ate your food for thirty minutes, slept with the blanket you quilted for me for an hour. Then I woke up and fought Hunter because he looked at me funny."

Luz took in a sharp breath when Amity leaned against her, "Of course you did."

Amity frowned, sighing, "..Luz. I am..Sorry. For what I said to you. I don't know how I'm supposed to act around you. I'm tired. I'm stressed. And you always seem to find a way to get me to smile. I've realized that I must be difficult for you to handle, and I'm..I'm sorry you have to deal with me."

Luz nodded, "It's okay. I'll still love you, and you'll still hate me. Nothing new."

Amity moved away, looking to Luz, "I hurt your feelings yesterday because of what I said. It was rude. Hunter told me to treat you normally. And I treated you how I treat normal people. Luz, you are not normal."

"Uhm. Okay. You didn't have to say it like that--" Luz mumbled, turning away.

Amity took a bite of her side dish before setting it down, pulling Luz into her lap. "You are abnormal. And that is the best thing to be. You deserve better. I'll work to be that better. Please. Keep coming. I..I miss you even when you are here.."

Luz perked, "Is..The Great Amity, saying please?"

Amity nodded, holding Luz tightly, "Please. Don't leave me. I want..My Luz.."

The human flushed, then crossed her arms, "I am still mad about you yelling at me not to come back. And about the dress.."

Amity drew back, "You looked gorgeous in the dress, I told you several times."

"Nu-uh! You shook your head and said, 'Do whatever you want.'" Luz sassed.

Amity lowered her head, "I did say that..I'm sorry, I meant to say you were gorgeous."

"..And for telling me not to come back..?"

Amity pulled Luz's head down to her shoulder, rubbing her back, "Never come back..If you're not bringing food too."

Luz snorted, laughing and hugging Amity back tightly, "Good thing I always do!"

Amity smiled softly, blushing when Luz's bright smile gave her manerflies (butterflies). "Ah.." Amity gently grabbed Luz's chin. "The Light of My Life."

Fin.

#CAL-Amity AU #amity blight #amity x luz #luz noceda #luz x amity #toh #writing #toh writing

[killmebythebeach]

@catboy-scott-agenda you have enabled me this is all your fault.

Scott can see magic but Shelby doesn't glow to him. I've decided Scott can be a nice person, as a treat. Joel can be a little mean, as a treat.

Yes I have stolen an idea from Good Omens. What of it.

...

Some Lies are Good

...

Scott was bored, as usual. And that pirate was really bugging him, so he thought it'd be really funny to find the treasure before the pirate could.

And yeah, maybe Scott should have learned his lesson about cursed artifacts, but the whole skull thing happened AGES ago.

Not to mention is got him a magic sensing eye. He felt like that was a littleworth it.

But for this adventure he would need a potion of water breathing, and there was only one potion maker on the server.

Shelby Shubble, Witch of the Evermoore.

Scott had seen plenty of witches and wizards and whoever in his time, and even before his magic eye he always felt... something. At least a spark of magic.

Shelby Shubble however, did not have that. Her wand had it, so she was definetly capable of some sort. But the witch herself had no spark of magic in her. She only just filled Scott with this... utter despair.

The mangrove was impossible to navigate, but eventually he saw the smoke and a giant purple mushroom in the distance. Despite what Shelby said about it, the fog felt welcoming and bright, sort of purplish. He never heard anyone else complain about it either.

And a god.

Ugh. What was HE doing here. Scott didn't appreciate scammers, thank you. Stack of die for broken wings, which he had to put in half a stack of three different colored wool, at least a fourth a stack of sticks... Scott was not fond of the god of Stratos.

"I'm just saying," an eye roll was audible in Joel's voice. "I've met some powerful witches, and you're not one of them."

"Well I'm LEARNING to become a powerful witch-" Shelby justified before getting cut off again.

"Look, if you can't even make a simple Turtle master potion-" Joel shrugged. "Then I don't know why you or I am here."

"I'm HERE to provide my potion making services as a witch."

"Not much of a witch, are you though?"

Scott's heart dropped and he became filled with rage, clenching and unclenching his hands, unable to stay still. Oh HELL no.

He jumped down, ignoring the mud squelching beneath his boots. Ew. He glared up at Joel, but smiling. Pointed.

"Excuse me, but if you're not going to buy anything-" Scott nudged the god as he walked past.

Wait. It only just occurred to him that he might be passing off a god... it's fine. Scott's talked his way out of worse.

"I believe I need some water breathing potions from the Great Witch Shelby." Scott opened his bag, ignoring Joel, rummaging through the dyes. He turned to look at him, an unimpressed expression. "Are you just gonna stand there the entire time or...?"

"Well, you're in the wrong place if you're looking for a 'great witch'," Joel did quotes with his hands. Shelby shrunk back. "She-"

Joel suddenly paused, taking note of Scott's shocked expression. Perfect.

Scott breathed out a laugh in shock. "Oh no, can't you feel it? I know my magic eye let's me see it better than most, but you can't even feel it?"

Joel blinked back. "What-"

"Huh," Scott hummed, shrugging. "I guess it just takes a powerful magic user to know one."

Joel's shoulders tensed and hus face grew red in anger. "Of course I'm powerful! And so of COURSE I see Shelby's magic. Very powerful. Yep."

"Cool," Scott rolled his eyes, returning his attention back to his bag. "Now piss off, I have a trade to make."

Joel huffed and flew away. Shelby released a breath.

"Oh GOSH was he scary," Shelby gave a nervous laugh. "I though he caught on to- I mean, I thought... never mind. Is it true?"

Scott pulled green and purple from the bag. "Is what true?"

"That you can see magic on me?" Shelby looked at him hopefully. "I mean, of course I'm magic, what kind of witch isn't magic right? I just uh... was wondering."

Scott looked at her wand, swirling with magic energy, though it was hard to tell through the fog. That was magic he could see on her, technically.

"Of course!" Scott raised his eyebrows, smiling. "I've never met a witch with such a powerful presence as you. I mean, that's DEFINETLY not something you could have learned in witch school from those bags of bones."

Shelby snickered, trying to hide it. "I shouldn't laugh at the elders... anyway, my thanks goes to you, what potions do you need?"

The trade deal went over smooth, Shelby tried to give him a discount as Scott pretended to be nice and gave her extra, pretty much returning it to the original price. They waved goodbye as Scott took off into the air. He turned around to look at the Evermoore.

Lying was easy, he should use that power for good more often, he felt great!

Huh, the purply fog was centered around Shelby. Weird.

#shubble #scott smajor #smallishbeans #empires smp #empires smp s2 #blue tells stories

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As you were petting you dog, you heard your doorbell rang, "Huh?" you mumble to yourself, "I'm not really expecting anyone.." you whisper, you go down and open the door, you then see a familiar brown haired and cheery smile, "Hu Tao! What a pleasant surprise!" You say happily, "Heya [name]!" She greets you, "Oh, please, come in! Let's have a chat." you offer, "I'll take you up on that. I'm tired walking up these stairs!" She complains, "Why do you live on the 6th floor anyways.." she says as she sits down herself on your couch, "well one, the view is nice, and two, there's an elevator." You say, "There's an elevator?!" She says quite surprised, "Yes?" You say with an obvious tone, "I didn't know.." She says, "pff- you should look next time." You say, Hu Tao sighs in defeat, "Oh right, you hungry? I'm gonna cook some food." You say, "Ooo yes please!" She says excitedly, "Got it." You say, "What're you cooking by the way?" She asks you, "Oh Black-Back Perch Stew." you answer her, "Ooo! Liyue cuisine, sounds delicious." She says, "Yep, also don't make fun of my cooking since this is your first time eating it." You say, "C'mon! I'm not that evil, plus, I think your cook is nice! Xiangling even says she could make you a chef in Wanmin Restaurant." She says, "Really?" You say, not believing her, "Yeah! Believe me!" She says, you laugh, "This'll take a while, so you can do anything you want." You inform her, "Alrighty, oh and, is [p/n] here?" She asks, "Yep! You can just go in my room, you can find [p/n] there." You say, "Got it! I'll be at your room then." Hu Tao informs you as she stands up from the couch "Kay! I'll just call you when it's done." You say, Hu Tao nods, "Hey [p/n.]" She greets your dog, "Alright, let's check the gc and why the hell people are spamming." Hu Tao says, she reads the messages with a confused face, then she saw a long message, a paragraph rather. While reading it, her eyes widen, she looks up and looks at your door, "Should I tell them..?" Hu Tao murmurs, "But it'll affect them, a lot.." She adds, Hu Tao takes a deep breath, "I'll text him first." She says, after typing, she looks at [p/n], "Oh [p/n].. please comfort them, they need you.." She says petting it, a notification popped up on her phone, she sighs and begins to type, "I hope you know what you're doing, idiot." She says, "Hu Tao! Foods done!" She hears you call for her, "Coming!" She answers, she looks at her phone one last time before standing up, "I'm sorry [name].." She mumbles to herself. "Woah smells amazing!" She says as she lets out your pet, "Hah, thanks, take as much as you want, I made plenty for us!" You say as you place her and your plate at the table, "Oho gladly! Time to eat!" She says excitedly as she sits down, "Chow down." You say laughing.

-- you both are done eating --

"Ahh I'm so stuffed! [name] your cook is delicious, I see what Xiangling means!" She compliments your food, "Thanks, Hu Tao." You say smiling at her. A notification popped in Hu Tao's phone again, she picks it up and begins to type, you watch her as her expression falls into a worried one, "Hu Tao, you okay? Why is your facial expression like that?" You ask, "Huh? Oh- uh, don't worry about me! Everything's fine!" She says in a panic, 'Is she hiding something from me? Is everything okay?' You think to yourself, Hu Tao notices that you were worried as well, she stood up and hugged you, "Don't worry, [name], I'm fine and there's nothing to worry about, I swear." She assures you, you caress her hand, "Thank you, Hu Tao." You say, 'Nothing to worry about, huh..' Hu Tao thinks to herself, "Hey, what do you say that we go outside ang hang out?" Hu Tao offers, "Sure!" You say, "Okay, lets go!" She says.

-- You both had lots of fun, then, it was night, Hu Tao needed a word with you. --

"Hey.. [name]." Hu Tao says sorrowfully, "..yes, Hu Tao? Why do you sound so sad..?" You ask, "Well, there's something important I need to discuss with you, what Xiao, needs to discuss with you, But he can't at the moment, so he told me to inform you." Hu Tao says, Hu Tao looks at you, "Do you want to hear this? It.. it's about Xiao." Hu Tao adds to her sentence, ''yes..?" You say hesitantly, "Very well," She pauses and takes a deep breath, "Xiao has a secret he's been hiding from you, from all of us. There is a reason why he moved abroad, he just didn't want to tell us. Xiao is.. at the hospital currently, and.. he has an illness, a deadly illness, there's no cure as of now, so, that's why, if I'm correct, Xiao told you that he'll distance himself for now? Well, that's the reason. Xiao is dying.." Hu Tao confesses, your eyes are widen, and your whole body is trembling, you and Hu Tao are teary eyed, "You're serious..?" You say, Hu Tao looks at you and nods, "He's what..?"

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Authors note : WOOHOOO PART 9 IS DONEEE sorry for the extremely long wait ! Hope yall arent bored, hope you enjoyed this as how I enjoyed writing this ! The blue usernames are the people who couldn't be tagged <3

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