#— lila answers

[lilacevans]

Opening night at Pete's Place! 3 for 1 Shots please! Jake with a breeding kink

OOOO this hit right awayyyyy

word count: 094 | warnings: breeding kink, choking, jakes filthy mouth

it's opening night at pete's place!

''You feel me, sugar?'' Jake gasps, hand tightening around your neck as you're pulled harder, deeper against his pistoning hips. ''Feel me deep in that tight little cunt, hmm?''

You squeezed your eyes closed as his fingers flexed against your throat, pulling you upward against his chest; unable to say a single word, just melodic moans that flowed out into the room.

''Jake, please,'' You managed out. ''S'too much, I can't-''

''You can,'' Jake grunted in reply before nipping your ear. ''Gonna fill you up- gonna fuckin' breed you, sugar. Can't leave us then.''

#jake jensen #chris evans #lila answers #pete's place opening night #pete's place #jake - pete's place #these are gonna be short and filthy #i dont wanna reveal too much about these boys just yet <333 #nonnie req #chris evans smut #jake jensen smut #jake jensen imagine #jake jensen fic #chris evans fic

[scientistuchuu]

Be careful around Victoria….

She’s probably plotting something

I don't exactly have any other choice than to trust her, but thanks for the heads up.

I'll be sure to keep an eye out.

#shadow pokemon? #i think i've heard of them before #lila answers #melemele nihilego

[toasternuggets]

Skid adult and Lila

Please ❤️

They r the (one of) the best mother son duo ever

#art #character art #artists on tumblr #digital art #my art #spooky month #spooky month fanwork #spooky month fandom #spooky month fanart #lila spooky month #sm lila #Lila #sm skid #spooky month skid #skid #fan art #answering asks lolol

[daily-streber]

What do you think abt Streber in glasses? (ITS CANON LETS FUCKING GOOOOO)

Take a guess. (I love it sm)

#spooky month #sm streber #spooky month streber #daily streber #asking and answering #spooky month kevin #sm kevin #sweet specter au #kevin x streber #sm jaune #sm lila #candybats spooky month #candybats

[artzychic27]

A headcanon of mine for Malice Anciel is that he’s super buff under that hoodie

I mean… You’re not wrong

Marc: *Doing pull-ups at the gym* Screw! You! Mari! Nette! Screw! You! Mari! Nette!

Jean: This exercising to things you don’t like is fun! *Starts doing lunges* Corduroy! Jackets! Austin’s! Snake! Corduroy! Jackets! Austin’s! Snake!

Marc is actually strong enough to carry Kim and Ivan

He’s punched several massive dents into walls before after “loving conversations” with Marinette

The moment his friends see him without his hoodie on, they all had various reactions

Marc: That girl spilled her fucking smoothie on my damn hoodie! *Starts taking it off*

Lila: Well, maybe we can- Oh, damn.

Nathaniel: Uh… I- you… Abs.

Félix: Bloody hell, he could crack walnuts with those biceps.

Marc: What?

Chloé: You’re fucking shredded!

Marc: Yeah, I’ve started working out every time Marinette does something to piss me off.

Nathaniel: *Blushes* And it fucking shows.

Marc: … Guys? My eyes are up here?

Lila: *Still staring at his biceps* Yeah, yeah, yeah, they’re gorgeous.

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #favoritism au #marc anciel #félix graham de vanily #chloé bourgeois #Lila Rossi #nathaniel kurtzberg #answered ask #ask me stuff #mlb au #marc x nathaniel #headcanon

[starsfic]

Which is your most hated character in Miraculous Ladybug?

Can I list three?

I'm sure you can guess why.

There was a lot of potential in this character! When I heard that she was gonna get a Miraculous, I was excited to see what would lead up to that! I was curious to see what the kick in the butt would be to get her on the path of redemption!

And I was sorely disappointed. Instead of getting better, she got worse and even more entitled, and it didn't help that she was enabled by Number Three...

...let me tell you something.

I was a Marichat shipper. I was. It was one of the first ships I published fanfic for. If you look on my Wattpad, you can find a lot of Marichat shit. I ate it up, and I was super excited when we learned that there would be a Balcony Scene. I got even more excited when I learned that the episode, Glaciator, came out on my birthday.

What did I get? I got disappointment and discomfort when Chat Noir threw a temper tantrum over Ladybug not showing up for a plan she didn't agree to. He used his friends, who expected him to be there, as an excuse to sneak out. He complains all the time about not having time for his friends, and then doesn't spend time with them.

Slowly, I started to notice more and more off-behavior from Adrien Agreste and slowly grew more and more angry with this show, from telling Marinette to stay quiet to publicly enjoying Ladybug being uncomfortable. He is the symbol of how out of touch the creator is with young girls. It got to the point where I announced that I was never writing fanfic again and was solely gonna focus on my original writing because I was so sick of writing salt and knew it was unhealthy.

I didn't keep that promise, but I still hate Adrien. I still hate Chat Noir. I haven't taken down my old Marichat fics because I feel like they're an important showcase of where I started from, but I can't bring myself to write anything involving Adrien in a romantic relationship with anyone.

#ML #Miraculous #Miraculous Ladybug #Lila Rossi #Lila salt #Chloe Bourgeois #Chloe salt #Adrien Agreste #Adrien salt #Chat Noir #Chat Noir salt #Stars Answers

[catsockpuppet]

If you do requests do you think you could draw some Lila x jaune also known as golden lavender they are so cute together 💜💛

make this quick because it’s nearly midnight for me

#art #artists on tumblr #digital art #doodle #fanart #spooky month #lila x jaune #goldenlavender #lila spooky month #jaune spooky month #sr pelo #answered asks

[ratpoizonz]

what i REALLY want to know abt regarding the cult and skid's dad is how much does LILA know... does she know he likely faked his death?? runs a cult??? does she know abt eyes???? and if she does know any of this stuff then is she hiding the fact that she knows or have we just not seen anything abt it yet?? does she know stuff we don't know yet????? like???????????

#spooky month #lila spooky month #skid #skid spooky month #PELO. PELO I NEED ANSWERS PELO #aubrey rambles

[allisoooon]

I love that Klaus "did meth as a teenager" Hargreeves is the one smart enough to carry a bunch of condoms while Diego "my body is a temple" Hargreeves has sex once and immediately gets her pregnant.

God I love you, Anon. It's perfectly in character for them both, isn't it?

#tua s3 spoilers #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #lila pitts #the umbrella academy #ask answered

[highlyincorrect]

Lila: Were you all dropped on your heads as children?

Diego: That would imply our father held us

Allison: Yes, why do you ask?

Klaus: No, but I was electrocuted by a tickle me Elmo!

Five: That tickle me Elmo was a failed experiment. I was only two, but the defeat is a blemish I can never erase

#imagine their answers in office style quick-cut interviews #if you’re wondering the experiment was to reanimate the tickle me Elmo into consciousness Frankenstein style #five was an ambitious baby #the umbrella academy #incorrect umbrella academy quotes #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #lila pitts

[lilacevans]

𝐀𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝟏𝟎% 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐎𝐮𝐭-𝐨𝐟-𝐓𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐬! ✧˚ suggest a visitor and i will make their info card/playlist/top three & you may see them feature later on in the series!

Me: I BEG OF YOU INCLUDE HANDSOM RANSOM DRYSDALE THE ENTITLED AND SPOILT PRICK!!!

here u go bestie!!!! he's officially part of the fam!!<3333

it's opening night at pete's place meet the family

𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐦 𝐃𝐫𝐲𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐞 - 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧

30 years old.

6’3’’.

Narcissistic asshole. It’s giving silver spoon cunt. 

Just loves fucking with people. Loves to be as crass and snide as he can possible be.

Another one that probably got dropped on his head as a baby.

Just thinks everyone should do as he says. 

Cries to the uncles whenever he doesn’t get what he wants.

Top Three: Humiliation, Degradation, Begging.

#lila answers #milknhonies<33 #meet the family #pete's place #pete's place opening night #ransom drysdale #ran - pete's place

[ladylookslikeadude1]

Lukanette Idea

Kitty Section (& Mylene) Sugar

Marinette's Calender - It has the whole class not just Adrien he just has the most activities and takes up the most space - Gets used against her by Lila and Alya

Kitty Section offers The Liberty as a safe place to hide

They find out most of what Marinette knows (Minus being Ladybug obviously) And supports her through and emotional break down.

And then plans (On their own because Marinette deserves to be taken care of) How to take down Lila, Alya and Adrien, who is unsupportive despite knowing Lila is a liar

Also a JuleRose, Myvan, and Lukanette triple date sounds cute

Lukanette is my favorite pairing for Miraculous Ladybug, so I love the choice there! This got...a little out of hand, so I couldn't fit everything in there, but I hope you like it!

Marinette was genuinely forgetful, and incredibly busy.  The fact that she had a calendar with everyone’s events on it was a natural progression of that, since she would, actually, like to spend time with her friends on occasion.  Adrien’s activities taking up such a large portion of the calendar was just because he had a lot of activities!  But Alya…she’d taken a picture of it, and shared it with Lila, who in turn showed it to the rest of the class and twisted it into something creepy and stalkerish.

She was good at twisting things like that.  One day full of side-eye from everyone except Juleka, Rose, Mylene, and Ivan and snide comments about being a stalker and Marinette was ready to cry-or scream.  Fleeing to the park after school had been a thoughtless decision, brought about simply because she didn’t want to go home and have to look at that calendar quite yet.  She collapsed under a tree and couldn’t help the silent tears that spilled over.  

She knew she had to calm down.  She knew.  But Marinette couldn’t stop replaying the day over and over in her head, seeing Lila’s smug little smirk and Alya’s self-righteous look.

“Ma-Ma-Marinette,” Luka’s low voice greeted her playfully before he caught a good look at her face.  “Hey.”  He sat down beside her and wrapped an arm around her shoulders, pulling her in for a hug.  “It’ll be ok,” he murmured to her.  “Whatever it is, I’ll make it ok.”

Marinette let out a wet laugh as she swiped at her cheeks half-heartedly.  “I don’t think it will be,” she told him tiredly.

“Come to the Liberty,” Luka offered.  “We’ll talk about it and make a plan.”

“You hate plans,” Marinette said, a small smile tugging at her lips.  Luka was definitely more a fly by the seat of his pants kind of guy.

“Yeah, but you don’t.”  Luka’s gentle look somehow ripped Marinette apart and put her together again at the same time.  

Marinette should have expected the ambush at the Liberty, but she wasn’t even mad about it.  Juleka, Rose, Mylene, and Ivan dragging her (and Luka by way of proximity) into a group hug while telling her that they knew it wasn’t anything creepy was a balm to her battered emotion.  The brief explanation about what happened during class had Luka’s eyebrow raising incredulously.  “They’re stupid,” Juleka concluded darkly.

“I-you’re busy,” Luka said in disbelief.  “How exactly do they expect you to keep track of all of the events they have-that they ask you to make stuff for and don’t pay you for-without having it on a calendar or something?”

“Your guess is as good as mine,” Marinette murmured.  “But Lila’s a huge liar, so I’m not surprised she’s pulling something like this.”

“You’ve said that before,” Mylene said slowly, her voice soft and considering.  “What do you mean?”

Marinette hesitated for a moment, but told them all, “I don’t know if you know this, but I got Alya that first interview with Ladybug.”  Rose let out a soft noise of realization.  “So she and I have…a professional relationship, I guess.  So I know for a fact that Lila isn’t her ‘best friend’.  And Jagged Stone doesn’t have a kitten, he has Fang-his crocodile.”  She sighed.  “I just…I can’t stand liars.  Maybe I shouldn’t have been so harsh with her, but it just really bothers me.  And then this.”

“I asked Prince Ali about the charity she said she worked on with him,” Rose said after a moment.  “He said he didn’t know what I was talking about-Lila said it was very confidential, and that’s why he couldn’t say anything but…that didn’t make a lot of sense to me,” she admitted.  “I’m sorry Marinette, I should have stood up for you today!”

“No,” Marinette said immediately.  “No, I wouldn’t want you to do that.  It’s better that she’s just focused on me.”

Ivan was not someone who spoke often, but when he did it made an impact.  So when he told Marinette, “It’s not your responsibility to protect us-we care about you, and you deserve to be protected too,” she paused to let it sink in.

And then Marinette promptly burst into tears.

#Miraculous Ladybug #miraculous ladybug fanfiction #lukanette #pro lukamari #alya salt #lila salt #my fanfiction #my writing #ladylookslikeadudeanswers #writing prompt answers

[yeet-noir]

what was your immediate reaction to lila throwing her wig in the trash? 😂

This was and still is my reaction

I can safely say I did NOT see that coming at all! It was equal parts hilarious and fun!

#miraculous ladybug #lila rossi #ml confrontation #ml confrontation spoilers #answered #anonymous

[fox-guardian]

do you have art for Lila's wolf form 👀👀?

her wolf form has actually been v hard to nail down because, in part, I Am A Furry, so she doesn't look as scary as i want her to, but i'm slowly getting there I think. I made some concept sketches of her transforming but just her head. her body is. hard <3

[ID: A series of digital sketches of Lila, a white woman with v-shaped bangs, a high ponytail with shaved sides, and long sideburns, and she is wearing dark makeup with various piercings, including large ear gauges, and also a choker. All but the last drawing are in profile. The first drawing is of her looking entirely human and making a pained expression, and the next four show her becoming increasingly wolf-like as she stretches her mouth out sort of into a yawn and then relaxes into a displeased expression with an almost entirely wolf head. The last drawing is a 3/4 view of her fully transformed head, still looking displeased. Her piercings and hair remain in their places, and only her lipstick has disappeared. Her eyes also now have black sclera. The background is a soft green. end ID]

#fg's art #fg's ocs #oc lila #lila and redd #fg's answers #asks #body horror #body horror tw #face horror #face horror tw

[geekgirles]

I don't know if you've seen this post from @zoe-oneesama but it perfectly sums up the character of Lila/Cerise/whatever her name is for what she truly is, a bad liar and an opportunist who takes advantage of the stupidity of others:

I've probably already seen it, but I've seen so many posts summing up Lila's character that I have most likely forgotten anyway. So I'll check it out just in case.

Thanks <3

But yeah, the writers want to make us believe she is this master manipulator when she literally only has plot armour that protects her from people pointing out the obvious holes in her stories, like the fact that her fox necklace is a Gabriel original (meaning Adrien might have been familiar with it even before learning about the Fox Miraculous) or the fact that she didn't even bother to hide the jewellery bag.

It's hilarious, in a way. She throws away the book that got Adrien in trouble and almost got in the way of her getting closer to him at school (not like that was ever going to happen), but she doesn't think to get rid of the bag signalling she just bought jewellery right before showing said jewellery to the boy she's trying to fool.

Is it any wonder I refuse to watch the show if she is the main villain? Swallowing nails whole would be less painful.

#miraculous ladybug #ml #ml salt #lila salt #ask&answer

[artzychic27]

The favouritism au. I wanna see both Lila and Marc just be smug snakes over Marinette's fate as they visit her in prison

Lila: Ah, freedom! Fresh air! Life on the outside is glorious!

Marc: I saw a bird soaring through the sky! It was so free, and… Oh, too soon? I’m so sorry. Here I am, enjoying my freedom becuase I’m not a lunatic while you’re stuck in this dingy prison.

Marinette: I swear to God, I’ll kill you!

Lila: Put some lipstick on my ass and kiss it.

Marc: Yeah, bitterness doesn’t look good on you. Lila, what do you say we get some food that isn’t horrible like what they serve here?

Lila: I would love that.

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #marc anciel #Lila Rossi #favoritism au #answered ask #ask me stuff #mlb au #Marinette salt