#<- that's a joke im broke lol

[piichivii]

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#wizard101 #w101 #wizzy101 #oc #vy's art #man. so i had this uploaded on other sns but bc this blog is New my posts wldnt show in tags 💢 #so NOW after 24 hrs i can finally offer up my child to wizzyblr #nyways i had this Image stuck in my head for the longest time and finally my art skillz r up to the task #i am making many creative liberties bc kingsisle certainly made some design decisions and. ive elected not to follow them #if u can figure out everything i referenced i will tearfully embrace u and buy u a pack #<- that's a joke im broke lol #feel free to ask me abt her i cant shut up abt my ocs

[caffeinatedopossum]

Broke up with my girlfriend to celebrate aromantic week /hj

#i genuinely did (well broke up with one of them) but not for aro week lol 😭 #almost spelled 'gillfriend' instead of girlfriend which i think is funny since they associate themself with fish lol #and also werent super gender binary girl #i swear im not heartless im just making jokes to cope

[sunnyisinsane]

This is gonna sound SO mean but it's funny to me and true .

Anyways we all agree Maka was totally an accident right guys

#IM NOT JOKING #SHE WAS #THEY GOT MARRIED BECAUSE MAKA WAS MADE #IF MAKA WASN'T BORN THEY WOULD'VE STAYED SCHOOL LOVERS AND BROKE UP NATURALLY A LONG TIME AGO LMAO #soul eater #spirit albarn #maka albarn #lol ^_^

[courtjestersanonymous]

JOIN ME

#im bored #and broke #...and unemployed rn #let me entertain lol #i need to tell my funny jokes or i get all back up #I need an audience and a stage i pinky swear yall will have a wild ass time LOL

[rydingska]

you know i actually can't read canon fic for shit. it legit hurts too much at this point, i can only deal w aus that portray sirius as the twink he was destined to be

#im joking but i legit think the ending of all the young dudes broke something in me #i can't think of it without just feeling actual despair lol i have tears in my eyes rn #i need to go read some fluff rn lol #wolfstar

[sucktacular]

trying to learn how to make Left4Dead mods, specifically a survivor model that I already have a model someone else made, BUT MY LORD im WAILING folks

not only am i back in the hell trenches that is a 3D modelling program (spits thinking about school) but also I cant find any good tutorials for Blender and, Kitten, I'll be honest. Daddy's about to kill himself (joke joke but also man this is the THIRD TIME trying again. first two times ended the exact same and i expect this one to end the same. stay tuned!!!)

ps if anyone has rigged up and put survivor models in l4d2 before I will literally draw you whatever you want, full color and shading, if you can put this fucking model for me on steam workshop. (not joking in the slightest, i have the model file I just need you to do the complex shit ; - ; it doesnt even have to be THAT GOOD i just want this fucker in my game)

#sucktacular sucks #saw someone on steamworkshops offering to rig pre-existing models for L4D2 for $20 and if I wasnt so painfully broke #I would have messaged them two days ago (sobbing) this shit so hard LOL #itd probably be easier if i made this damn file or if any of these tutorials actually explained why youre clicking certain buttons #cuz then it would teach me straight out how blender works but NO i gotta do my own dissecting #first tutorial i followed was going okay until they told me to download a program from before 2013 and didnt give us a cracked file for it #so one scary run in with a potential trojan later..... found a blender specific tutorial! yippe! thats free! #but then the blender tutorial is legit just a youtube video with no audio #just watching this person click random shit and then back out and then fling their cursor around more #like bro this is the worst thing to watch. like im following but this is painful #anyway that tutorial didnt help either and i wanna say its cuz of the model im using being in multiple pieces??? maybe??? #lord if i fucking know... #today im seeing if i can merge all the pieces and go that route #but i think thats gonna make the model literally stiff as fuck with no eye movements cuz its uh.... a solid thing #so lets fuck around and find out and waste time :)))) #im also not joking in the slightest... if youve done this before i will trade you in craft

[ssshh-im-a-secret]

My mom, upon seeing me opening my laptop in the dining room: What are you doing?

Me, without missing a beat: Committing piracy.

Her:

#funny #relatable? #hilarious #lol #anime #piracy #committing piracy #committing piracy to watch anime #watching anime #she doesn't even question it anymore #it's kind of funny how desensitized she is to my illegal activity #piracy is not a victimless crime #do the people who produce anime care that we pirate it in other countries #im too broke to afford a streaming service account to legally watch all the anime I want #relatable memes #funny memes #memes image #humor #joke

[girlwithfish]

like lowkey i am a bad person but also i guess it just depends how u view labeling people as good or bad and.morality and all of that and generally labeling urself as good or bad is reductive and not productive and just puts u in the mindset that ur stuck that way and takes away from accountability and ability to change but lowkey i am a bad person maybe objectively anyway

#broke up w my partner like 5939 times the past two months that ive been at.my absolute rock bottom #like i am literally an evil woman! #im partially joking but this also like my subconscious negative self talk thoughts lol #idk

[shouts-into-the-void]

I need someone who's better at art to draw my OCs because they're all so pretty in my mind but my hands do not know this

#this is partially a joke #im definitely to broke to afford commission for that lol #they will have to remain in my brain 🧠 #my ocs #oc #ocs #oc stuff #original character

[cloudshapedpatch]

unfortunately i've now slept with 2 out of 5 of my friend's band members and the other three think it's hilarious and keep calling me their groupie

#the first was an accident #the second was a coincidence #but the third will be a pattern and i know exactly which one i'm gonna sleep with next #the bassist started calling me their groupie after the first one and it was funny #now that i've got two he's been really quiet #like okay number 4 you won't be laughing when it's your turn 💀 #im only half joking #highest score possible is 4/5 and then i guess i'll just rotate around again lol #(my bestie is dating the frontman) #might as well right? hoe era #one cheated on me and one accidentally broke my heart #the next one's a nonbinary cowboy!! lemme ride yeehaw!! #lovely mumblings #cori rambles #i think this is all made funnier that they don't really have any fans who didn't already know them #so all their shows are packed with friends and family #like damn they skipped the getting a fandom part and got the hoes almost immediately

[tainted-sweet-meats]

a verbal breakdown on how I draw snarlies in my art.

https://voca.ro/1mKYbFXtEya0

#asmtsm rambles #Im not even joking about this IMDEAD SERIOUS #like if you notice im art wise mia its most likely imdealing with an irl idiot with with a massive dick LOLOLOL #then suddenly make wild af art...I broke up and fuckin started being angry in my art fromthe loss of perfect dong cause he was stupid #andi could never admit b4 why my art is so angry all the time im like causeI deal with dumb ass hood niggas LMFAOOO #they so cute tho god dammit LOL #the answer revealed skfhdfksfjs

[leafsimming]

Year 7, Summer

baby daddy being a twat as usual but look crystal learned to blow a kiss<3

#HE IS SO HE IS SO HE IS SO- #like yes i know we broke up but TEXTING TO ASK THAT IS SO NASTY #mind you he hasnt visited or asked about his child ONCE and paid NARY A PENNY IN CHILD SUPPORT #CANCEL DIRK DREAMER YALL IM SO SERIOUS! #also the pronoun errors lol this game is a joke #sims 4 gameplay #sims 4 legacy #ts4 screenshots #not so berry #nsb 2.0 #nsb2g4 #miyuki berrie #crystal berrie

[pettyprocrastination]

got myself starbucks as a treat after work only to immediately trip and spill all of it on my rug when i got home. 

#tj talks #its been fun everybody but this is the straw that severs my spinal cord #im joking this is a very small thing but ive been very anxious about many things lately that this kinda just broke open the damn #nlg im a lil ashamed of myself for it lol

[iheartliquor]

#dusty and dirty #and broken #this was pretty #tho #im convinced #i had my ex best friend living w me n also her sketchy bf !!!! #and when they left after like it didnt go well #some shit got taken #and i found this broken in half #i had left my window opena dnin my mind was like #oh the glass broke from the cold #but now ihave tihs paranoid but rpoabbly true thought that the ex bf broke it like #as a funny little joke #cause that was exactly hist ype of humor #and theyd make fun of me for my art n spending hours gluing shit on glass n stuff lol #not to sound crazy #god i was so dumb #n accepted bad treatment from shitty friends #was like 19 or seomthing #its hard to b youngggggg #anyways it was rlly shiny n pretty irl when it was whole n clean n in front a window #rhinestone n glass #COCA COLA FONT

[jacksgrealish]

just realised luca and dami kinda remind me of this lad from uni who was not only vile to my housemate that he was going out with but also really nasty to one of the other girls i lived with but like. trying to stand up to him was so hard and draining because he’d just laugh in your face or turn it back round on you he was such a fucking wanker i hated him so much 🤢

#like i look back and i was like yeah i was scared of him lol #one time i was revising in my room and he’s come over and his gf said don’t make too much noise outside stacey’s room #so he decided to burst in. with his dick out #anyway i’d dropped a link on the floor and hadn’t picked it up and he trod on it #served him right 🤢 #*pin not link lmao #he also got angry at me once because we had a whiteboard and he basically called the other girl he was horrible to fat on it #so i wiped it off and he was like omg you can’t take a joke #like you were being nasty to her??? why would i leave that up #and then by the end of 3rd year he broke up with my housemate #then when i met up with the girls last year i found out she’d fallen out with the 4th girl in our house #because just before lockdown she text her like ‘btw im dating ryan now’ #and she tried to warn her that he was a dick and she wasn’t having any of it #anyway. he cheated on her as soon as lockdown was lifted #stacey speaks

[pittoreski]

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#lol im so bad at comforting people with words #like my friend just broke up with her bf and i just agree with her sayin she never wants to date again 😭😭 #and i keep making jokes about me being a divorce child now #i would just like to give her a big hug #im a comfort hugger #break ups fuckin suck and they hurt but ive gone so cynical perhaps?