#this is partially a joke

[2econd2ight2ydney]

“you can’t identify as an animal” WRONG! 𝖜𝖔𝖑𝖋 𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖐 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙

#this is partially a joke #otherkin #alterhuman #nonhuman #therianthropy #wolf therian #wolfkin #caninekin #screen reader unfriendly

[hischierswhore]

who cares if People confirmed it? the only people i need to confirm it are Taylor Swift & Joe Alwyn themselves✋✋✋

(i’m not believing anything until it’s confirmed or denied by the parties involved)

#taylor swift #joe alwyn #this is partially a joke

[kairithemang0]

April 26th will forever be spy day, a spies are forever holiday where we appreciate gay spies. mark next years calendars and also give us some god damn amazing fanart/fics/any piece of media

#spies are forever #Deadass gonna forget I posted this next year #Gonna put a reminder in my phone about it anyways tho #for the funnies #tin can bros #tin can brothers #tcb spies are forever #this is partially a joke #but also like it would be neat if it wasn’t and this became an actual thing

[batlovestomarry]

sorry i disappeared tomarry nation I’ve spent the last 3 days obsessively reading dmay and when i caught up to where it’s currently at i didn’t do anything for the rest of the day because i never wanted to finish it and my thoughts were consumed with Tom and Harry. anyway how is everyone doing

#dmay #this is partially a joke #partially not #Im too emotional about the whole thing #this fic changed my brain chemistry #tomarry #tomarrymort #i cant even pull my thoughts together yet to leave the comment I want to leave on the fic so bad

[vexloveschuuya]

When the hyperfixation on the Arab-coded character so bad it got you listening to Arab songs 😭😭🙏 Jamil babygirl I love you

#this is partially a joke #i listened to arab songs before this they simply too much of a banger #jamil viper #disney twst #twst #twst wonderland #scarabia #twst jamil #my glorious king

[queen-rhaenyras]

Finally played bg3 and decided to hop back onto tumblr after almost a year away to see what all the hot takes are and well....it doesn't surprise me that Astarion x Gale is such a popular ship. It definitely gives me typical two white men ship that the straight girls like.

#this is partially a joke #I know it's not just straight girls... #but it's still fits that vibe #I feel like i'm on 2014 tumblr again lmao #y'all ship what y'all want #but I'll be safe over here shipping all the girls together #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #gale dekarios

[antiyourwokehomophobia2]

Women who call their pussy "it" instead of "her" are a red flag. Put some respect on her name.

#This is partially a joke #Are there women out there who call their pussy “he”? #I've never encountered that

[aierie--dragonslayer]

Also in light of the contents of the new episode I have a new theory about why Augustus doesn't show up often.

Jonah Magnus is an Old Fuck and thinks he's too good for incidents that aren't Old Fucks.

#this is partially a joke #tmagp spoilers #tmagp #the magnus protocol #my post

[pigeocore]

I've seen some people posting Nickles fankids and such which is cute but we shouldn't kid ourselves about Deathklok's parental capabilities. Pickles would absolutley microdose coke and booze into the baby food to hopefully make it grow into the world's first 6 year old capable of indetectable drunk driving

#metalocalypse #This is partially a joke #pickles the drummer #Nickles

[kleptoyade]

I like that in FF7 Rebirth, Sephiroth showed up and literally said “all of your fanfics are canon unless you let the planet die”

And that, kids, is why it’s important to protect the environment

#text #ff7 rebirth #ff7 #final fantasy vii rebirth #this is partially a joke #canon only matters when you want it to #have fun and be free #but Sephiroth totally did say that

[literaturess]

Very funny when I'm reading a book written from a (hetero) woman's point of view and when a male character appears at the beginning I can immediately tell that they're going to get together at the end. And I'm always right. Like wish you heteros invented something creative. Have you heard of friendship perhaps?

#This is partially a joke #I obviously don't care what you write about if the particular storyline is interesting and makes sense #But goddamn in this specific case I am very annoyed #The main character and narrator at the same time was experimenting with women but she only actually had relationships with men #This is a bit insane but the point is that portraying relationships with women only as sexual/casual flings #While treating relationships with men as 'serious' #Will always gross me out #Even if I enjoyed the book #Because I did. I liked the themes I tackled #For context it's 'Transcendent Kingdom' by Yaa Gyasi #literature log #Like no ms author I do not need your performative rambles about how your character wants to fuck a random female cashier because yes.

[apersonwholikeslotus]

actaully Ludwig doesn't even speak standard German; man grew up with Gilbert and Roderich who both spoke close to the most cursed dialects of German known to Europe.

Not the mention Erzsébet "I COULD speak with a Viennese accent easily BUT instead i'm going to purposefully exaggerate my Hungarian accent and accidentally confuse this small child's pronunciation for the rest of eternity"

DO YOU think Ludwig speaks standard German?

#Aldrich and Liesl can't even understand him and that's saying a lot #this is partially a joke #hws germany #hetalia #hws austria #hws prussia #hws hungary #anyone who ever meets him are just “where the fuck are you from”

[ormymarius]

Keep seeing people who hated Orm in the first Aquaman movie loving him in the sequel but trashing him in the first movie, and I gotta say real Orm bitches have been there since the beginning with his yelling, annoying ass, and temper tantrums. get real.

#this is partially a joke #but seriously if you’re trashing orm in the first movie to uplift him in the sequel you just don’t understand his character

[thedeafprophet]

personally i think light fingers couldve gone harder on the stalking

#this is partially a joke #but also.... not XD #light fingers

[mbat]

btw why were roku and sozin gay

#atla #this is partially a joke #but i got vibes when i saw the backstory episode again LOL #sozin got all fire-nation-is-best because he hated that roku spent 12 years at the other nations away from him /j #my post

[hyperfixationsstation]

the way i wish it was possible to fire a coach mid tournament bc honestly the uswnt would probably be better off and have pinoe be interim coach for the tournament and you know what they would probably win it all

#this is partially a joke