#...and unemployed rn

[thunderon]

the job market is fucking brutal out here. how am i supposed to survive

#i would be such a good trophy husband #please please please rich femme come rescue me and let me be unemployed like god intended #anyways #i don’t actually live in california lol but hey the weathers probably decent there rn #op

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

EQUIUS: D -> Everyone get unemployed. I will provide for us

KANKRI: I a6h9r h9w safe every9ne in the c9mments feels a69ut 6eing entirely dependant 9n a p9tentially danger9us 6enefact9r.

EQUIUS: D -> I'm nice...

NEPETA: :33 < he’s literally nice

#submission #Source: @goofstep @throughfearandtrembling and @junglejim4322 #hes literally nice see nepeta thinks so #id do it. ill become unemployed rn #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #equius zahhak #kankri vantas #nepeta leijon

[pickled-flowers]

DM me or contact me at : [email protected] 🎃🤡👻

#art #my art #illustration #artist on tumblr #commission #commission open #Halloween #halloween commissions #im a little unemployed rn lol #so yea! please commission me! #for some more infos ill draw your character and whatever you think is in their halloween bag! #or regular bag! doesn’t have to be halloween related tbh

[couthbbg]

god gives his latest hockey games to his sleepiest hockey fans

#😩😴 #I hate to say this besties but I’m not making it past the first period #have to get up so early tomorrow . 7am . which may seem fine to some! but consider. I’m unemployed #leafs lb #to all non North America hockey fans laughing at me rn: you are gods among men and this post is for the mortals . the sleepy sleepy mortals

[madame-mongoose]

i think its fascinating that the government can deny an unemployed pregnant single mother food stamps. i think its really fucking interesting that they can deny women the right to abortion, force them to have children of their rapists, and proceed to refuse support for said TEENAGE mothers

#sorry im still pissed on what happened to my sister #shes pregnant with her second child rn #and they keep denying her food stamps bc she 'made too much money previously' #SHES 18 WITH TWO BABIES #AND WAS UNEMPLOYED FOR MONTHS #WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT #they got real fuckin nasty with her too #zero respect for our government #monnie rambles

[oceanwithouthermoon]

saiki k friend group making slime......

"you cant have ALL the pink stuff, saiki.."

"aiura already took all the glitter, let me have this."

"wait, i wanted glitter..."

"ill share with you, chiyopipi!"

"her, but not the rest of us?"

"definitely not you, perv."

#saiki just wanted the pink to match him #koko took all the blue stuff too #kaido was too shy to say he also wanted blue #kuboyasu shared his purple its okay #i only made this post because i wish i could make slime rn #but im a broke unemployed college student #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #aiura mikoto #toritsuka reita #yumehara chiyo #meows post

[cas-poisoning]

I do not ever want a supernatural reboot 😭 jackles is NEVER going to give canon destiel. I’ve made peace with that. These mfs just need to find new jobs atp

#spn #supernatural #destiel #all three of them unemployed rn I’m so scared

[critterpdf]

heyyyy fellow artists do yall have any good recommendations for art-type tablets w screens or any tips yall have for finding them. my ipad is not at emergency levels of not working Yet BUT has started giving me some Issues™️ so itd be good to have some ideas for backups that are potentially less expensive than 400 to 1000+ USD LMAO

(honestly i thought abt just buying the same secondhand ipad model bc its ~300-350 USD which. idk considering how expensive this shit gets is Not the worst. however the model i have is from 2015 so getting one that's Just as old may not be the move. like i love procreate & the portability of it all BUT 400 bucks for smthn that may just have the same issue again soon.......... um)

#splat.pdf #i also continue to be unemployed and cant really take on new commissions rn so theres That wrench in the works #when i do reopen comms it may be just for sketch / artistic liberty type comms? but i have to figure out how to price those #but that probs wont be for another month or two. yippee

[halogalopaghost]

#IM SO STRESSED IM SO STRESSED #I feel like I'm not handling ANYTHING well rn #so many people have symptoms that are WAAAAAAY fucking worse and they're like. working full time jobs and being a parent and shit and #I'm like waaah oh no I have body aches and chronic fatigue looks like I'll have to be unemployed and never do anything ever 💀 #how am I gonna live?? like. my parents are taking care of me and I'm so fucking glad but #SOMEDAY THEY WONT BE AROUND and that stresses me out so bad #I'm 25 years old and I NEED my mom every day if not physically then emotionally because I'm a little bitch baby that can't do anything for #herself. im having a hard time feeding myself I'm having a hard time keeping my living space clean #I'm not taking care of anything except the dogs sometimes and my lizard and she's not getting as much attention as she used to #I need a job and I need to be able to suck it up and DO THINGS but I feel like I'm not the person u was anymore #I was strong and I could push thru things and make myself do things and now I can't???? I just lay on the fucking couch!! and feel bad abtit #is it the tism. is it the ADHD. what about the chronic depression. how bout the fibromyalgia? #and the thing is that ALL OF THOSE THINGS ARE MILD #I don't have severe pain (yet). #I just can't handle it I don't WANT to handle it #so. shoutout to my mom I guess because if it wasn't for her I simply wouldn't be alive #I feel like I've never been happy!! why can't I just be content and be happy!!!! #I have no fucking reason to be unhappy!!!!!!

[skunkes]

experiencing a weird thing where im trying to go to sleep earlier (because im tired and sleepy) but i take so long to fall asleep its the exact same thing as just going to bed late...feel so hopeless and i always end up tired either way... im very big on "i can always try again tomorrow" mentality in any way it can be interpreted (interactions with others, mood, the amount of work i do etc) but its so hard to Try Again when you're always too tired to do anything...

#i rarely take naps...i tried to do so today and after the hour i gave myself to nap i still hadnt fully fallen asleep #im so sleepy and tired .... #even if i manage to get my personal required 9 hrs of sleep im tired.... #i dont get it...im so sleepy rn + am going to bed but i wont fall asleep until much later... #god. i also hate this bc you'd think being an unemployed homebody who cant leave his house wld mean Constant #Naps and Sleeping. i avg like 6 hrs a night i cant imagine how worse off ill be with a job #i just want to sleep...! #and feel well rested... #talkys #sorry im just very frustrated...i try to do things to better my life and health and it ends up Not Working #like whats even the point. can barely keep my eyes open but i wont fall asleep until 5 am. why not just #go to bed at 5 am then. ugh.

[pineappical]

would anybody be interested in commissioning me to help pay for some lab tests ?? feel free to dm me for info! (i accept payment through ko-fi only though 💔)

#i currently dont have wifi rn to properly make a post but i just want to ask it now just in case ^_^;!!! #im looking to transition and i need to get some lab tests done by oct 4 and im currently unemployed so i. kinda need help...! #i need to make about 50$-100$ because im still unsure how expensive itll be but thats my estimate from what i gathered #pn.txt #i might bump up my prices a little bit too just for this </3 #if u do dm me ill be a little late to reply because it is. currently 2:51am..!

[purplethespian]

If she’s really okay why is she exclusively reading hurt/comfort and angst with a happy ending on ao3?

#this is a joke but also my life rn fhalsldhdhs #life as an unemployed recent grad is not as fun as i thought it would be 😭😭😭 #zoe posts #ao3 #fanfic as escapism #fanfic #fanfiction

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

me? watching dhmis for the 'nth time? its more likely than you think

#when your comfort show is 6 episodes of puppet horror #Theres Three Of Us! Just Three Of Us! Look Closely You Will See~ #i need my dose of these idiots ok #just battled through hell traffic #and moving big ass mattresses #i deserve to watch my comfort puppets & eat my tasty lil beef bowl #and then... perhaps ask answering. or writing. or both #or scribbles!! who knows!!! #wait no. show. beef. Shower. then creative stuff #we will see how i feel.... #absolutely unprompted #i am feeling Very motivated for lights out rn #somebody went through like.... the entire tag and provided their own tag commentary/thoughts #and it was Delightful #i was like 'yes! oh! good thoughts!! excellent point!!! Fantastic Question!!! nodding enthusiastically!!!' #for a second there i was gettin kinda :/ about the au for Multiple Reasons #but they've helped banish those Stressful Thoughts and its like hey! yeah! i Love this au! #but anyway! puppet time! beef time! #time to see my favorite special guest - Unemployed Brendan! (he's me!)

[princelycannibal]

 brand new comms post! i’m doing pay what you want ($10+) comms!

I’ll draw basically fucking anything that isn’t illegal or incest! fan art, OCs,furrys/anthros, self inserts/self shipping, mechs (especially transformers), etc. are all fine! depending on the complexity of the commission, I can start and finish within a couple days!

you can message me here or email me @ [email protected]

#cannibal.me #commission info #commission sheet #transformers #furry #lol im unemployed hehe <3 #i have a few blogs i post art on so stuff that you don't see from this blof is probrably from my transformers blog decepticannibal #also i only use paypal rn!

[cloudyydraws]

Hey guys!!! Decided to open art commissions for the next while! Feel free to contact me through tumblr/twt dms or ask for my discord if youre interested! I'm willing to negotiate for lower prices too :)

Might start with taking 3 to 5 at a time for now!

#commissions open #cloudy draws #my art #prsk #im going to do my best to check here to see if anyone's interested since i dont typically go on tumblr that much anymore #but yes! keeping these open until those 3-5 slots fill up and then ill open them again in like a rotation #saying this rn u dont gotta be professional with me lol im just a little guy! #shooting my shot since im still an unemployed student and arch is. expensive..... #also sorry most of the art is project sekai focused i promise i can draw other things;;;;

[butch-himbo-king]

just bc i’m curious….

#personal #polls #i’ve been thinking about trying to actually turn streaming into a think i do regularly and not just something i maybe do twice a month #especially with the looming possibility of becoming unemployed #i’m already applying for jobs but i know it’s not a great time to be looking rn so #in case i end up with a lot more free time i think id be very interested in getting a bit of a community around and id love if it could #be a lot of the ppl i’ve come to enjoy on here #but i also know twitch shit isn’t exactly everyone’s cup of tea and it’s hard to make it enticing when there’s thousands of other ppl you #could watch instead