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Apollo: Pick a card, any card Hermes: Okay Apollo: Apollo: Any card did not include my credit card, kindly hand it back

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Apollo: Pick a card, any card Hermes: Okay Apollo: Apollo: Any card did not include my credit card, kindly hand it back

#incorrect quotes #incorrect greek mythology #greek mythology #greek gods #greek tumblr #greek posts #ancient greek #apollo #hermes #gods #goddesses #incorrect #greek myth memes

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Jedediah: (Accidently closes kitchen cabinet door a bit too roughly) *muffled sound of glasses crashing*

Jedediah:

Octavius:

Jedediah: ...ya hear that sound, pardner?

Octavius: Yes?

Jedediah: That's the sound of someone else's problem

*Three hours later*

Jedediah: *Opens kitchen cabinet door having forgotten about earlier*

Jedediah: Oh sHI-

#natm #night at the museum #natm fandom #jedediah smith #gaius octavius #jedediah and octavius #natm octavius #jedediah #octavius #natm jedtavius #jedtavius #secret of the tomb #battle of the smithsonian #miniatures #roman #wild west #cowboy #larry daley #night guard #ahkmenrah #sacagawea #teddy #teddy roosevelt #theodore roosevelt #wax figure

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Boyle: Shh, here comes the Captain! Jake: Quick, Amy, talk about boring nerd stuff! Amy: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word 'nerd' derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist. Jake: Yes, that's perfect. Just like that.

#brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #amy santiago #jake peralta #charles boyle #terry jeffords #gina linetti #rosa diaz #chelsea peretti #andy samberg #incq #incorrect quotes #jake x amy #peraltiago #melissa fumero #b99edit #ray holt

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Godric: So I got a tower, Rowena got a tower, Helga's got some rooms near the kitchen Godric: Where do you want your common room to be? Salazar: Dungeons Godric: Wouldn't that be cold? Salazar: You just don't understand the aesthetic

#do it for the aesthetic #salazar was the goth emo kid who would scream “it's not a phase!” twice a day #and that is the hill i will die on #harry potter #harry potter fandom #hp fandom #harry potter the series #the founders #the founders era #godric gryffindor #salazar slytherin #rowena ravenclaw #helga hufflepuff #hp

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Remus: The world doesn't revolve around you Sirius: Pretty sure it does because the world revolves around the sun and the sun is a star and I'm named after a star so I'm a star so the world revolves around me Remus: Who told you that? Sirius: Sirius: James.

#this was cannon #this totally happened #more than once #unfortunately #remus' braincells be quaking #harry potter fandom #hp fandom #harry james potter #marauders #marauders era #wolfstar #sirius x remus #remus x sirius #remus loves sirius #sirius being sirius #harry potter #remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #peter pettigrew #dead gay wizards #marauders incorrect quotes #the marauders #marauders headcanon