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twitch streamer that keeps telling you to watch them on twitch but wont tell you their username due to privacy reasons

#lol

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wdym gay people don't go to heaven? All I'm saying is they don't call it the pearly straights

#lol #lgbtq+ #lgbtq #religion #gay #gay ass #pearly gates

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Palworld is so succesful because it achieves one of the average gamer's wildest fantasies: being able to play ARK without needing 400GB of free storage space

#lol #game #gaming #palworld #video game #video gaming #ark

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Tried to google what animals hedgehogs are closely related to and i found out that the group of mammals that includes hedgehogs, moles, shrews etc. is called this:

Didn't have to do them like that man

#biology #phylogeny #animals #animal #nature #lol #taxonomy

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Dhmu rn im busy listening to the same song on repeat for 2 weeks straight and then being sick of the song and never wanting to listen to it again. After which I will listen to a different song for 2 weeks straight

#song #songs #lol #music #funny

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im actually not that skilled at video games, but because I play so many i have a lot of gamesense which has given off the impression that I'm good for a very long time

Now my s/o has started playing overwatch 2, having never played a shooter game before, and after 2 or so months he is slowly outdamaging me in more and more matches we play together. I fear I cannot keep up this ruse for much longer.

2500 hours on Team Fortress 2 and I still struggle to go to keep up when playing the majority of classes on that game.

#team fortress 2 #overwatch #overwatch 2 #lol #game #games #gaming #video game #video games #video gaming

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bought a "mckennedy american style snackbox" and while the portions were still very Dutch despite of the name the packaging was very much American.

Every type of snack in the box was packaged in a separate plastic packaging. Can't get anymore american then that.

Usually in the Netherlands a snackbox is just a cardboard box with with deep fried stuff in there and the only plastic is the microplastics in the food like god intended

#lol #food #american #dutch #netherlands #USA #united states #united states of america #the netherlands #nederland #nederlands #mckennedy

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we already put fake hairs on the screen in images or discord notification sounds in videos to mess with people, the only logical conclusion is hyper-realistic door knocking sounds to make people with expensive headphones feel spooked

#lol

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"Yes it is terrible that the Palestinians are being genocided, but since a small percentage of Palestinians are violent against civilians I will support the ethnostate that is trying to (and has succesfuly) been killing all of them children included. The fact that some of them are violent means all of them deserve to die. No, I don't think Israel's original treatment of Palestinians is in any way to blame for some Palestinians becoming terrorists, they should've just voiced their opinions in the marketplace of ideas where I can ignore them."

Everyone who's opinion of the Palestine situation shifted to being in favor of Israel because of recent events has never in their entire life seriously and critically read up on political conflicts throughout the world. All you do is follow current trends and base your entire political allignment on shock value.

Being anti-Palestine because some Palestinians are unethical terrorists is like being angry because several hornets stung you after you were beating the hornet's nest with a stick

Deeply unserious people on this website.

#i am not planning on responding to zionists #israel #palestine #hamas #politics #socialism #genocide #current events #somehow controversial opinion #communism #leftism #anarchism #progressivism #war

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props to the hoi4 devs for indirectly adding the "war profiteering" mechanic in the Sweden DLC. It truly is the joke that writes itself

#hoi4 #hearts of iron 4 #hearts of iron #paradox #paradox interactive #gaming #game #games #video game #video gaming #strategy #strategy game #strategy games #strategy gaming #history #WW2 #world war two #sweden #war #funny #WWII

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I have what they call high functioning evilness, where im just as evil but still able to operate normally in society

#evil #funny #meme #post

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Little rapscallion isn't allowed to do a bit of tomfoolery without his "friends" being mad at him

#1984 #funny #meme #reddit #you're not allowed to do anything these days smh

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Imagine you try to name your kid like “sam” but the doctor says “sorry. That username is already taken, would you like your child to be named xX_Sam2023_Xx or SamTheMan69420?”

#funny #meme #game #gaming #video game #video gaming #games #video games

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the cassidy ulted around the corner ready to kill my entire team and then the round ended before he could shoot

guess it was 12:01

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #gaming #games #video games #video gaming #video game

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If I ever became a superhero this is what my power would be

Also you'd think if you look at how these guys look like that they'd be related to like boas or pythons or something but no

They're some of the most distantly related snakes to any other snake and their only close relative is this guy that looks like a worm snake more then anything:

#snake #snakes #phylogeny #superpowers #funny #biology #reptile #reptiles #lizard #lizards

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want something to feel angry about? Look up what type of animal a "mountain chicken" is.

#biology #animal #animals #science #funny #it's named that cuz it tastes like chicken #chicken #chickens

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One of the first OC's in modern history /hj:

Engels was truly a visionary and would've loved tumblr

#Engels #friedrich engels #Stirner #Max Stirner #Philosophy #egoism #egoist