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Definitely both, depending on the kid

the difference between the bats and the arrows is that ollie has more than once snapped his kids out of brainwashing/depression/the morbs by standing there unarmed and telling them to shoot him whereas if bruce tried that with 90% of his kids they would assume it was a 5D chess manipulation tactic and either shoot him immediatly to call his bluff or have an all-out breakdown (or both)

#bruce wayne #ollie queen #dc #batman #green arrow #batfam #arrowfam #oliver queen

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Dick Grayson

#dick grayson #dc comics #nightwing #dc fan art #dc fanart

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discourse about batman's no-kill rule is so funny. imagine if a dude was like "i personally will not commit any murders and if any of my kids do i will be unhappy" and everyone booed him

#dc #batman #bruce wayne #batfam #meta #batfamily #op gets it

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Texts From Superheroes

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#dc #dc comics #batman #superman #texts from superheroes #comics

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Yyyyyuupp

He just occasionally stares into the abyss it’s fiiiine

I cast: curse of the eldest (can’t ask for help)

#dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #dc #art #digital art #fanart #dick has eldest daughter syndrome

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Bruce: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the deck.

Damian: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes Coco Puffs.

#source: bob's burgers #bruce wayne #batman #damian wayne #robin #batfamily #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes

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Tim: You have a face

Bernard: Yes, I do

Tim: I mean, a nice face. You have a nice face

Bernard: Thanks, I guess

Tim: Please accept my attempt at flirting. I don’t know what I’m doing.

#batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #dc #dc incorrect quotes #tim drake #tim x bernard #bernard dowd #timbern

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can i have teenage dirtbag dick grayson hcs pls?? my parents are getting divorced i want to relate to him

in high school, dick was… interesting

1. he went to a prestigious private school with uniforms and never wore it properly. sometimes he would wear his gymnastics jacket over the summer dress shirt to hide the bruises and bandages that would peek through when he sweats. other times he would lie and say it was a sports accident

2. always red eyes. could have been weed, insomnia, or his daily breakdown in the bathroom

3. literally never shows up on time and comes up with increasingly wild excuses for why. still the top of the class

4. dyed his hair and wore jewellery even tho it was against code. they still let him keep it cause he was captain of the mathletes team and they couldn’t afford to lose him to win nationals

5. carries a pot and portable stove in his bag so he can make hangover ramen in class

6. hands always had bandages and sports tape

7. they made him get rid of his sneakers and wear dress shoes, so he started wearing weird socks instead. the worst was when he wore the grippy socks he stole from the mental health center

8. would pick up jason from book club and scare the shit out of everyone

9. got into fights a LOT. bruce sent a lot of gift baskets to the rich parents of the kids. but he secretly thought dick was in the right so all the gifts consisted of things he knew the family hated or were allergic to

10. regulated inconsistently between “energetic popular guy who is witty and fun to be around” and “dead inside” many times throughout the day

11. once borrowed a wax pen thinking it was a vape and was SO high for a geology exam that he resorted to licking the rock samples to identify them. he got a 98% on it, 2% off for spelling his name wrong

12. once stabbed himself with an epipen to stay awake long enough to study, nearly pissed himself

13. set the back of his hair on fire during patrol in sophomore year and had a reverse mullet for a few months (see picture)

#art #fanart #dick grayson #nightwing #batman #dc #teenage dirtbag #jason todd #sorry about the divorce #m #bruce is that petty #and so is dick so he’d help

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The possibilities are endless but he always ends up going “I am the night” even when he’s dressed as a literal traffic cone

Time travelers have realized that Bruce Wayne will always, without exception, base his crimefighting persona on the first thing to crash into his window on a particular night. Now, they have an ongoing contest to see who can make him adopt the most ridiculous persona.

#writing prompts #dc comics au #dcau #Batman #bruce wayne #i am the night

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Tim please that’s no way to introduce your boyfriend to your friends. Poor Bernard, he is barely getting used to the whole Red Robin thing and now this?

Inspired by a post by @batcavescolony

#tim drake #bernard dowd #timber #timbern #dc #oracle #dc oracle #dc fanart #dc fan art

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I’ve started reffering to the fics where Tim goes to an alternate dimension as Tim Travel and I’m really enjoying it

#tim drake #batfam #dc comics #Tim travel #such a great concept #dc fanfic

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Happy Birthday Superman!

#it’s so sweet how bruce makes sure to celebrate his birthday #happy birthday superman #superbat #dc comics #dc #superman x batman #batman x superman #Batman #superman

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Jason: That’s not fair, Tim so has a kill count.

Tim: Doesn’t count if they don’t find the bodies-

#batfamily #tim drake #jason todd #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batkids

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No bats come through the front door when Alfred isn’t home

Canon: Jason breaks into Wayne Manor when he feels like it

Batman Eternal #10

#dc #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #batfam #jason todd #alfred pennyworth #batfamily #batfam headcanons #the batfam only uses the front door #when Alfred is home #otherwise it’s a free-for-all

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I’m like 99% sure the Gotham Elite’s social customs are fucked up because Autism-in-Human-Form Bruce Wayne was just so fucking tired of high society’s weird and incomprehensible (and frankly ableist) social etiquette that he went full Virgin Mary About-to-Invent-a-Major-World-Religion, said “oh haven’t you heard?” and just started making his own random social rules. Like who’s going to stop him? The other elites? The dinosaur CEO’s? He’s richer. He hosts the better parties. He could tank your business in a weekend. So when he says “Weird passive aggressive fork language is out. Having a different utensil for every different food texture is in,” you use a different utensil for every food texture. Now when foreign elites visit Gotham, they have to learn a completely new set of social customs to fit in. It’s like a cult, but the cult is run by the most influential man in the world and Gotham’s personal Jesus. The followers are more likely than not mafia bosses named after a bird. You will be judged. There’s a test. Yes, you do get brownie points for being nice to the servers. For the love of god, stop making so much eye contact. The cloth napkins are folded into little ducks. Welcome to Gotham.

#autistic bruce wayne #bruce wayne #dc universe #dc #gotham #only in gotham #gotham city

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Yet another example of how Impulse is more than just a moniker…

Adventures of Superman (1987) #522

scruffed

#he picked him up like a misbehaving kitty #clark kent #bart allen #comic panel #rb #impulse #superman #captain marvel #dc comic

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Stephanie: Congratulations! You have won a lifetime supply of lemons!

Black Mask: You only gave me one lemon

Stephanie, pulling out a gun: yep

#jason in the background with cheerleader pom poms #jason: shoot him in the dick!! #then he does a cartwheel #batfam memes #batfamily #batman #jason todd #red hood #batfam #dc spoiler #spoiler dc #stephanie brown