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p3arlsandcoff3 · 3 days

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Seeing people swoon over Lilith in the hazbin hotel fandom is a tad weird because they don't really portray her story right... She did try to be on top (literally and figuratively) of Adam, but she wasn't banished to hell... SHE RAPES BABIES. YEAH. Eight day old male babies? That's her type. Jewish people circumcize their boys so that Lilith won't rape them.

You all should read a bible.

Stay yourself, stay curious

#this is a joke #please dont take this post too seriously #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lilith #Lilith #Judaism

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p3arlsandcoff3 · 4 days

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p3arlsandcoff3 · 5 days

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No one understands me like Yuval Mendelssohn does 💔

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#israeli music #music #underground music #sheygetz #Spotify #alternative rock #rock

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p3arlsandcoff3 · 7 days

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In honor of me re-reading exodus for the second time this month (best story ever holy HOLY MACARONNI)

Have memes

#i love this

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p3arlsandcoff3 · 8 days

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במדבר.

Jewish youths rescued from Auschwitz show their camp tattoos while aboard a refugee ship, July 15th, 1945

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p3arlsandcoff3 · 9 days

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Unpopular opinion - saltburn is a lesser version of the talented Mr Ripley.

I watched the latter in October 2023 absolutely adoring it, and seeing saltburn now is... Disappointing. A bit. It's a good film! Just clearly had TTMR in mind when shot and written.

#is it obvious i just saw saltburn and yad to talk about it?#ttmr #saltburn #the talented mr. ripley #the talented mr ripley #film critique #cinema

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p3arlsandcoff3 · 14 days

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The girl who bought the perfect condition 'war and peace' book? We'll, JUST BLOCKED ME OUT OF NOWHERE

#im devastated #honestly it's typical of her to just not confront her issues but #how could you be soooooo arghhhhhh

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p3arlsandcoff3 · 28 days

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IM MAD AND NEED TO TALK

There is this chain of Malabi (image below, it's a dessert) called "HaMalabia" which has a stamping card. Every 7 Malabis you get a free one,every 24 Malabis you get a pair of socks. Yesterday I finally stamped my 28th Malabi, and apparently the chain is out of socks for the last year??? I just paid for 25 Malabis and got no socks :(

Stay yourself, stay curious

#storytime #rant #malabi #im mad #im mad about it #no socks #random #rambling #rambles #life

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p3arlsandcoff3 · 29 days

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Has anyone encountered the phenomenon of people pretending to read?

I was chatting with a girl and we were speaking about Kafka. She claimed to really love his work and even that she visited his residence in Prague, yet when I asked what she read she said she hadn't read his stories yet... Is that common?

Stay yourself, stay curious

#dark academia #classic literature #vintage academia #academia #tsh #the secret history #literature #Dostoevsky #franz kafka #kafka #book #books #opinion #questions and answers #questions #lit #russian literature #modern literature

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p3arlsandcoff3 · 1 month

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fuck haman and his dumbass hat long live jews

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p3arlsandcoff3 · 1 month

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I scream that, and then wonder why no one will go out with me

I FUCKING HATE MEN!!!!!! I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!

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p3arlsandcoff3 · 2 months

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Idk I think Job's wife really went off when she told him to curse God and die. It's interesting how there's no oxygen for her suffering in the narrative. She lost her children too. She lost her home too. Her health was taken from her too. Everything she had was stripped away by God. And yet there's no compassion for her. Not in the narrative nor in the commentaries or the sermons. She isn't even named.

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p3arlsandcoff3 · 2 months

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Eastern Hebrew punk is the best punk

#speakingfromtheheart