I AM ZENITSU
Tanjiro: Hey, do you have any bags I could borrow?
Zenitsu: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Tanjiro:
Tanjiro: You could've just said no.
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Shinobu: The real tresure was the memories we made along the way
Giyuu: I almost fucking died
Shinobu: That was my fondest memory
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Toph: Fight me!
Sokka: Ha! Look at you, you are tiny! What can you possibly do kick me in my ankle? Pathetic.
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Katara: Toph, why is Sokka screaming and crying on the ground?
Toph: I kicked him very hard in the ankle.
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“My first girlfriend turned into the moon”
Meanwhile in Zuko’s mind: what the fuck is wrong with this guy? Should i hug him? I don’t want to hug him. His sister on the other hand... nonono. We can’t say or do that. But if he doesn’t know... KEEP IT TOGETHER ZUKO THIS IS SOCIAL INTERACTION WE ARE DEALING WITH. We could say we are- eh- sorry for his loss? Did he even lose someone? He’s probably high. We are on a life or death mission with a stoner. Great.
“That’s rough, buddy”
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Sokka: I wake up everyday morning in a bed that is too small. Driving my daughter, Toph, to school that’s too expensive and then I go to work to a job which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well I like Pretzel Day.
Zuko: I have little patience for this stupidity
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Zuko: I have the impulse to do something foolish today
Sokka: I am foolish. Do me
Katara, looks weirdly at Sokka: wut
Aang, didn’t notice anything: huh
Toph, stares at Sokka:
Zuko:
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Toph, talking to Zuko: You are always uninterested
Zuko: No I am not
Sokka, joining in the conversation: well...
Zuko: Well what?
Sokka: You are not interested on being nice or heterosexual to me
Zuko: ...
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Zuko: When you return, you will have to ride a dragon
Katara: Which one?
Zuko: Me.
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Azula: I need enthusiasm to not burn people today.
Sokka: I can’t fuck you in jail
Azula: oh shit you’re right
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Sokka: I made you a beautiful necklace for that neck of yours
Azula: I hate necklaces
Sokka, pouting: well if you say so-
Azula: No, I’m going to wear it forever
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Courtney, talking to Duncan: You know you are like a rain cloud
Duncan: huh? what?
Courtney: When you disappear, the view is splendid.
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Courtney: I have an amazing memory! Name one time I forgot something
Duncan: Well you left at the store that one time
Courtney: i did that intentionally. There is a difference of forgetting and intentional, try again...
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Sokka: Why do you have to be violent all the time?!
Toph: Well... I am small, is that a good reason?
Sokka: Well yes but no
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Literally no one:
Klaus:
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While in a mountain...
Five: You are blocking the view
Klaus: excuse me... I AM THE VIEW
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