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incorrect-st4r-ocs · 5 months
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Maggie: Where have you been?
Felix: Emotional hell.
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incorrect-st4r-ocs · 5 months
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Quentin: Hey, I accidentally drank Felix's coffee. How long do I have left to live?
Izzy: 10.
Quentin: 10? 10 what?
Izzy: 9...
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incorrect-st4r-ocs · 6 months
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Felix: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Izzy: And you came to me?
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incorrect-st4r-ocs · 6 months
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Izzy: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.
Delay-day: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.
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incorrect-st4r-ocs · 6 months
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Alesso: My hands are cold.
Felix: Here, let me hold them.
Alesso: My lips are cold too.
Felix: *covers Alesso's mouth with his hand*
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incorrect-st4r-ocs · 6 months
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Matt: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
Frank: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence.
Matt: Oh…
Felix, from across the room: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.
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incorrect-st4r-ocs · 8 months
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Nebula: Here are two pictures. One of them is your bedroom, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which?
Izzy:
Izzy: This one is the dumpster.
Rocket: They’re both your bedroom.
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incorrect-st4r-ocs · 8 months
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Gamora: Did you called Kraglin dumb?
Kid!Izzy: No. I said "are you dumb?"
Kid!Izzy: I was asking him.
Gamora: Did you think that was appropriate?
Kid!Izzy: Very much so.
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incorrect-st4r-ocs · 8 months
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Izzy: As my good friend here once said:
Izzy: Get fucked.
Felix: I never once said that, Izzy
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incorrect-st4r-ocs · 8 months
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Felix: I love you, but you're not a woman of the people.
Izzy: Of course I'm not a woman of the people, I'm above the people.
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incorrect-st4r-ocs · 9 months
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Felix: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Izzy: That sounds like a dare to me.
Felix: Oh my god.
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incorrect-st4r-ocs · 10 months
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Izzy, fondly: It's moments like this I will never forget.
Felix: With a good therapist hopefully I will.
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incorrect-st4r-ocs · 10 months
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Izzy: Can I have some?
Felix, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.
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incorrect-st4r-ocs · 10 months
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Izzy: Look, I don't want to talk about it.
Felix: Would you rather sing about it?
Izzy: I could seriously murder you sometimes.
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incorrect-st4r-ocs · 10 months
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Adam: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Izzy: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
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incorrect-st4r-ocs · 10 months
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Izzy: You've seen Felix?
Tony: He's passed out on the couch
Izzy: Okay
Tony: You gonna ask why?
Izzy: No, I'm gonna lay with him and sleep
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incorrect-st4r-ocs · 10 months
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Yondu: Kid I'm going to need you to swear-
Kid!Izzy: Fuck.
Yondu:
Yondu: Swear as in promise.
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