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ms-rampage · 9 months
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Graves: "You're Canadian, eh? Do you carry maple syrup with you?."
*Him and a few Shadow Company members laugh*
Kenneth (my COD oc): "Yes." *pulls out a jar of maple syrup while keeping a serious face*
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kazoosandfannypacks · 2 months
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adrian: maristella doesn't use pet names nearly as much as i do.
adrian: which is very funny!
adrian: because sometimes i will crack my knuckles and go "good morning, my sun and moon, my lovliest girl, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest."
adrian: and she will reply "hello, adrian."
adrian:
adrian: this is not a bad thing. i love her.
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incorrect-st4r-ocs · 10 months
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Adam: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?
Izzy:
Izzy: Why are you eating dirt?
Adam: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.
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operationterminus · 7 months
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Wren: This is a very powerful creature. If you fought it you'd be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Valentine: That sounds like a dare to me.
Demoshrine: Oh my god.
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nukeli · 6 months
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I accidentally deleted an incorrect quote from my drafts! I think the source was John Mulaney, but i'm not sure anymore.
It went something like this;
Character 1: Did your dad ever like, beat you?
Character 2: (something about their father being a world famous detective and mystery novelist, who didn't do that but did psychologically pick them apart instead)
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krisnosura · 6 days
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Chandrabhan: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
Benudhar: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
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magpiecrust · 23 days
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Orville: Thank you, ma'am! Louisa: Don't call me ma'am. Orville: Thank you, sir.
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burning-quesadilla · 1 year
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Joker: I didn't drink that much last night. Wildcard: You were flirting with Bruce. Joker: So what? He's my boyfriend. Wildcard: You asked if he was single. Wildcard: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.
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I had to share this screenshot because 1.) Its so pretty and unedited and 2.) They looks just as dead inside as the real Jared
Jared: This is a great conversation, I would like to leave now
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Charles, after finding Mira's "naughty stash": She's not into these things.
Jaeson: It’ll do you no good if you keep assuming things about her.
Charles: Trust me, she’s not. I know how this is going to end if I say yes.
Jaeson: La petite mort?
Charles: With Mira forcing herself to do something she absolutely doesn’t want. She’s a people pleaser, Jace. I don’t want to do that to her.
Jaeson: It sounds like you’re objecting on Mira's behalf.
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Corvidan: Hey, uh, Harris, could you help us with something? Harris: Why sure, Corvidan. *Cue Corvidan and Harris looking at whatever chaos Saft started* Harris: I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS THE SOMETHING.
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ms-rampage · 4 months
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Shepherd: *goes on some sort of rant*
Kenneth (my COD oc): "Settle down before you blow your pacemaker kid."
141 TF: *hold back laughter*
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gewidydrmc · 22 days
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What gender are you...
Grey: pff male
... attracted to?
Grey: oh HAHAHHA you silly little geese, you silly little prankster HAHAHAA .... STILL MALE THO
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incorrect-st4r-ocs · 11 months
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Rocket: I blame Pete for all of this.
Rocket: And Izzy, I blame her too.
Izzy: What did I do?!
Rocket: I'm sure you did something.
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operationterminus · 6 months
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Gane: Aren’t you going to say “have a nice day?” Demoshrine: I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day.
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Hello! I wanted to share a few things about my stories before I started incorrect quotes.
First off, I will primarily use 3 different cast of characters (or OCs from 3 stories specifically). Each quote will be marked as one of the following: "TSK", "DOT", or "AOE".
Second, this is my first time doing something like this, so please be patient and kind with me, especially if I make a mistake.
I hope you enjoy!
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