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Thor: I could definitely take you Captain
Quill: Haha in a fight?
Thor:
Quill: I-In a fight, right?
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incorrecthick · a day ago
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Nebula: I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: "I am very proud of you. Love, mom"*
Izzy: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: "Be good. For the love of God, Please be good. -Gamora."*
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mrspaigeomega · a day ago
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I was originally gonna put Arthur or John but I think we can all agree with Dutch having "a plan" 🤣🤣🤣
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Dutch: I have a plan
Y/n: You've got a plan?? 
Dutch: Yes
Y/n: First of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan
Dutch: No I'm not. People say that all the time it's not that unique of a thing to say. 
Y/n: Secondly, I don't even believe you have a plan
Dutch: I have part of a plan
Y/n: What percentage?? 
Dutch: I don't know. 12% 
Y/n: 12%?? *laughs loudly* 
Dutch: Thats a fake laugh 
Y/n: IT'S REAL!!! 
Dutch: Totally fake!
Y/n: That is the most real, authentic hysterical, laugh of my entire life because that is not a plan!
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incorrecthick · a day ago
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Kid!Izzy: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Gamora: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~
Kid!Izzy: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Peter, recording: This is so cute.
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incorrecthick · a day ago
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Gamora: Izol, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Izzy: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.
Gamora: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Peter.
Izzy: Wait- Mom, no-
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incorrecthick · a day ago
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Izzy: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.
Nebula: you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again...
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incorrecthick · a day ago
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Peter: *shatters a window and climbs through it*
Peter: *turns around and helps Izzy through it* remember Izzy, breaking and entering is wrong.
Kid!Izzy: Okay.
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Gnoll, talking to Yeenoghu: This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about!
Fizz: THAT IS TRUE!
Gnoll: He has no respect!
Fizz: THAT IS ALSO TRUE!
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Farid: What has this dimension ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?!
Fizz: Cause I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!
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incorrecthick · 2 days ago
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Felix: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
Harley: I gotta give you credit, Quill. You make it look easy.
Izzy: Years of practice.
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Peter: Are you a cuddler?
Gamora, scoffing: Quill, I’ve been trained to kill since I was a young child. I’m a literal machine of death and destruction.
Peter:…
Gamora: Of course I am
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incorrecthick · 3 days ago
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Felix, looking at Gamora in distance: I don't know who that is, but I'm glad she seem to be on our side, she's fucking terrifying.
Izzy: Yeah, mom can be a little overprotective.
Felix: Excuse me that's your MOM?!
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incorrecthick · 3 days ago
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Felix: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Harley: Well, that would such because you can't microwave metal.
Izzy: Good morning to everyone except for you two.
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incorrecthick · 3 days ago
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Kid!Izzy: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures. Nebula: What the fuck? Rocket: She's having an idea.
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incorrecthick · 3 days ago
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Felix: Several bad choices have led me to this moment.
Izzy: *sobbing*
Felix: *singing "Mamma Mia" unintelligibly*
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