#incorrect guardians of the galaxy

[marvelflame2010]

Rocket lecturing Y/n after she did something stupid: Kid, can you just get on my level here for a minute?

Y/n: *sits criss-cross applesauce on the floor*

Rocket: ...

Y/n: 😊

Rocket grabbing Y/n's nose and twisting it: Listen here you little shit

BONUS:

Peter: Y/n, why is your nose all red

Y/n: I regret nothing

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[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Y/n: Rode trips with friends >>>

Rocket: We're literally on the run from the government.

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[incorrectgamora]

*Teen Groot is hanging out with his friends for the weekend*

Gamora: Okay, ground rules for the weekend- do not add to the population and do not subtract from the population. Do not wind up in the hospital, the newspaper, or jail. If you do wind up in jail, establish dominance quickly.

Groot: I am Groot.

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[incorrect-st4r-ocs]

Adam: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

Izzy:

Izzy: Why are you eating dirt?

Adam: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

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[textsfromtheavengers]

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[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Spot: Your Honor, I object!

Monahan: On what grounds?

Spot: …on the grounds of Brooklyn, Your Honor

Davey: I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

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[imgonnaragnorockurshit]

Peter Quill, probably, definitely: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read

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[megsmulti]

*Nebula gets some paper out*

Rocket: *turns around and groans* Oh God, not that damn paper football game again!

Mantis: What’s wrong with paper football? It’s a great game!

Rocket: No, it’s not! Quill and I don’t play because every time we do, she wins! Groot doesn’t understand it and Drax only plays so he can purposely miss and yell the word goal repeatedly, which annoys the hell out of me!

Drax: *raises his arms up from his seat* Goal! *receives eyeroll from Rocket and Nebula* Goal! *silence* What? You said to yell the word goal repeatedly!

Rocket, muttering: God, help me.

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[marvelsarchiveofdumb]

Peter Q.: oh come on, I ate Rice Krispies in the fitting room twice and suddenly I'm bad at my job??

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[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: *walking into the room while yawning and stretching* Hey, guys. How’s it going?

Rocket: Where the hell have you been?

Y/N: Sleeping… why?

Gamora: Well, you’ve been sleeping these past two days straight, then

Y/N: Wow… I’m going back to sleep

Peter: *walking in and slamming the door* YOU’VE BEEN ASLEEP?!?! FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS?!?!

Peter: *angrily charging at Y/N* I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD

Y/N: OH SHIT-

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[marvelflame2010]

Adam and Y/n: *sparring while the Guardians watch*

Cosmo: Come on Adam!

Groot: I am Groot! <Beat his ass, Y/n!>

Rocket: Language, Groot

Adam: *throws a punch at Y/n:

Y/n: *catches it, reverses it so she throws Adam onto the ground, and puts him in an armbar, to which Adam taps out*

Rocket: Ha! Told ya, Kraglin! Y/n's more powerful than the Warlock here!

Adam confused: How did you do that?

Y/n: I have a rep as the best child assassin in the galaxy. You were taken out of your makeshift womb too early. Therefore, you are a baby and I am better than you

Phylla, Kraglin, Cosmo, and Groot: *burst out laughing*

Rocket: That's my kid! *runs to get on Y/n's shoulder* Nice one, Y/n

Rocket: *offers a high five to which Y/n accepts*

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[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Y/n: I feel so burnt out.

Rocket: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.

Y/n: Are you gonna... assassinate me?

Rocket: Well not if you’re expecting it.

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[incorrectgamora]

Peter: Dude! I need some advice on how to talk to this girl that I like!

Kraglin: I don’t think I’m going to be able to help you with that one.

Peter: Oh, because you’re gay?

Kraglin: No, I just can’t flirt for shit.

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[angelofthenight]

Adam: I didn’t do it for them. I did it for you, (y/n). I’d kill for you.

Adam, slowly smiling: Please ask me to kill for you.

You, sweating: ...First of all, calm down-

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[incorrect-st4r-ocs]

Rocket: I blame Pete for all of this.

Rocket: And Izzy, I blame her too.

Izzy: What did I do?!

Rocket: I'm sure you did something.

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[textsfromtheavengers]

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