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incorrecthick · 6 hours ago
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Izzy: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken! Natasha: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from the government. Izzy, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!
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incorrecthick · a day ago
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Izzy: Who hurt you?
Loki: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Izzy: ...Yes, actually.
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incorrecthick · a day ago
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Felix: I can't imagine what Izzy is planning
Felix: but I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
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incorrecthick · 2 days ago
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Hela: this is Izzy, my new mercenary
Izzy: would you stop calling me that?!
Izzy: i'm her girlfriend
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incorrecthick · 2 days ago
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Izzy: I don't think I want to know but, why are you on fire?
Felix: This is just kind of how my day is going.
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incorrecthick · 2 days ago
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Kid!Izzy: Hey, I need to talk to you before mom and dad get back.
Yondu: What, did you blow something up?
Kid!Izzy: The toaster, but they know about that already.
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incorrecthick · 2 days ago
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Felix: what is something that is considered a punishment as a child but a reward as an adult?
Izzy: Death
Sam: Can you just chill for 5 seconds?
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incorrecthick · 2 days ago
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Izzy: *searching frantically through pockets* shit, I've lost my keys. Lemme borrow yours?
Prison guard: no
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incorrecthick · 2 days ago
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Izzy, whispering: I really want to kiss you.
Sam: what?
Izzy, panicking: I said if you die I won't miss you.
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incorrecthick · 2 days ago
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Felix: So, your family's rich?
Izzy: We're comfortable.
Felix: That's exactly what a super rich person would say.
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incorrecthick · 2 days ago
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Felix: I'm not a murderer.
Izzy: Don't worry, i am.
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incorrecthick · 2 days ago
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Peter: You are a princess, you can't let a boy treat you like that!
Izzy: you only say I'm a princess because you think you are the king.
Peter: Exactly! You got it princess.
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incorrecthick · 2 days ago
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Sam: Izzy gives really amazing hugs.
Sam: She always hugs me when I need it.
Izzy, to Felix: he no longer has his wallet.
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incorrecthick · 2 days ago
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Tony: Uh, why is there a pentagram on the floor?
Izzy & Felix: You told us to satanize the place.
Tony:
Tony: I said sanitize.
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incorrecthick · 2 days ago
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Felix: How should I ask a boy out?
Izzy: Simple. You open a door, and say "get out, you're bothering me."
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incorrecthick · 2 days ago
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Kid!Izzy: Fuck.
Gamora: Where did you learn that??
Peter: Yeah, where the fuck did you learn that?
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