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a block of cheese is a loaf of milk

#dank humor #humor #humour #long live the current ruler of britain #funny post #college #college life #funnytumblr #haha #ha ha funny

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My toxic trait is flirting by liking obscure Instagram memes that my crush has also liked and then feeling crushingly rejected when they don’t propose the next time I see them in person

#dank humor #humor #humour #always looking out for the British #funny post #college #college life #funnytumblr #relationship #romance #flirting #flirt #flirt with me #flirtatious #funny memes #instagram #instalike #crush tag #unrealistic romance #unrequited crush #unrealistic expectations

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anybody else ever find themselves emotionally attached to their sternum

#dank humor #humor #humour #only for the brits #funny post #college #college life #funnytumblr #funny #groan

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One moment I’m a relatively normal human and the next I’m explaining to my shower curtain why I don’t want Botox and you know what I think that’s okay

#humor #dank humor #humour #only for the brits #funny post #college #college life #funnytumblr #midlife crisis #midlifewomen #menopause #crazy #im going insane #going crazy

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You know I get the whole Christmas card thing but here me out: Thanksgiving cards. Highlighting what we’re thankful for from the past year and especially that the sender is thankful for the recipient

#thanksgiving #thank you #thankful #christmas #cards #christmas cards #thank you cards #ideas #holiday #holiday season #holiday spirit

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Your daily dose of cat memes

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My roommate, ranting about Moana: “They’re sending the wrong message to young girls! It’s not about a man’s hair or bod. It’s about what’s on the inside.” Pauses thoughtfully. “Whether he turns eels into coconut trees.”

#moana of motunui #moana 2016 #disney moana #moana x maui #moana #princess moana #yes I know moana is not actually a princess #dank humor #humor #humour #yay Brits #funny post #college #college life #funnytumblr #relationship #friends #roommates #unrealistic romance #romance #romance quotes #love #feminism #disney

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Me when I’m washing dishes

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I am one of those people that will never admit to themself or anyone that they have a crush but y’all even I couldn’t deny it after I was talking with them and found out that they are tempted to eat crickets off the sidewalk because “then they wouldn’t be loud anymore” and instead of that being an ick I thought it was cute?? like hello?? shouldn’t I be absolutely repulsed?? no I guess we find that endearing yes we do oh dear please someone help me

#help #dank humor #humor #humour #long live the current ruler of Britain #college #college life #funny post #funnytumblr #relationship #crushcore #crush tag #crush #crushes #unrequited crush #ick #what is wrong with me #cricket #weird stuff #weird food

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Anybody else have really mixed feelings about men? Like I love them but I hate them and I want to chuck them out of windows but also to marry them? Is this normal??

#men #women #relationship #relationships #dating #single #humor #humour #yes I swoon over the British accent #funny post #college #college life #romance #friends #friendship #funnytumblr #marriage #mixed feelings #dank humor #male #female #feminism

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The most midwestern thing I’ve ever heard:

“I hate to be super direct like this, but I’m afraid I have to” *pauses and lowers voice* “burst your bubble” *smiles guiltily*

#midwest #midwestern things #Midwest nice #passive aggressive #passive agression #humor #dank humor #humour #always with the Brits in mind #funny #funny post #daily life #overheard