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okay, im watching an entire series of a grown man playing out DRAMA with barbie dolls & i genuinely cant stop imagining this same type of thing happening between dazai & elise when he was younger in the pm

they'd have SO much fun creating HEAVY ass drama with barbies & they'd probably even try to get a barbie that looked like mori & they'd make sure that barbie died each & everytime they play with the dolls

i imagine if they are around mori, they make sure to make eye contact with him while they kill off the mori doll each & every single time

they also start yelling when the drama is getting good, just full out yelling. no matter who's around & they've definitely scared the shit out of others before who were nearby. but they found it hilarious

#bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs dazai #doctor elise #elise #bsd elise #bungou stray dogs elise #bungo stray dogs elise #bungo stray dogs dazai #pm dazai #15 dazai

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obamitsu is amazing in my opinion.

ive seen multiple posts/takes of people saying they hate obamitsu

they always say something along the lines of, "it's boring." "it has no point as they both die." "the relationship didn't build, so why have it to begin with?"

and i just don't get how they think that? to each there own, obviously. people aren't obligated to like everything, but i just don't see the point in saying that stuff when you could simply just say you don't like it? or at least state what you're saying is an opinion, so many of these people were saying these things as if they were fact. which they aren't

#demon slayer kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #mitsuri kanroji #obanai iguro #obamitsu

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HASHIRA TWEETS

uzugiyuu lol

i made these because it's almost 9:30am, i haven't slept & i can't stop thinking about uzugiyuu. enjoy.

#demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #uzugiyuu #tweet #funny tweets #twitter #fake tweets #demon slayer kimetsu no yaiba #shinobu kocho #tengen uzui #mitsuri kanroji #kyojuro rengoku #obanai iguro #giyuu tomioka #sanemi shinazugawa #gyomei himejima

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ANGSTY MONSTER HIGH FIC IM WORKING ON !!

it's on wattpad currently, only 2 chapters so far as i started it a few hours ago & it's almost 3am lol

it'll be on ao3 eventually, but my account is currently band so that'll have to wait 🤷🏼‍♂️

#monster high #monster high jackson #monster high holt #jackson jekyll #holt hyde #angst #fanfic

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HOLT HYDE !?

was speaking to a friend earlier today & we both agreed that holt dresses like shit on purpose.

he would own mostly nice clothes, with a few ugly things here & there. he'd think they look nice though, but he'd realize anytime he wore the ugly articles of clothing it would drive everyone else crazy.

they'd be super embarrassed to be seen with him, or just for him in general. he wouldn't care much, but he'd then purposefully buy even uglier shit to wear JUST to piss them off.

he also just can't match his clothes for shit usually, even the good stuff. he's the type to wear one of those dad outfits, a stripped t-shirt, khaki shorts & an unbuttoned floral shirt.

when he's wearing his good stuff, he at least tries to match most of the time by at least having the clothes being good color combinations. but he struggles SO hard with the patterns on clothes. he cannot for the life of him figure out how to match patterns.

he also makes sure his socks NEVER match. ever. even when he's wearing his good clothes, he thinks his socks matching is like bad luck or something.

#monster high #holt hyde #monster high holt #monster high headcanons #headcanon

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im like super hyperfixated on adamsapple rn & i would absolutely LOVE any & all adamsapple headcanons you have.

they can be angsty, fluff or literally anything. idrc, i just want to know any headcanons.

i have a few headcanons

1. adam & lucifer were definitely super close in eden at first. also, idk if it's canon or not but i 100% believe that lucifer created ducks which is why he likes them so much.

so i imagine that lucifer would go on & on about all different kinds of ducks to adam, so now adam just sorta has all this information on ducks.

even as an angel, he remembers all of the information & anytime somebody brings up ducks he will immediately go on this whole rant about a certain type of duck.

2. adam created the exorcist/extermination costumes & purposefully made them have attributes that demons have as a part of a plan he has.

the reason he acts so shitty for the most part is because he actually wants to go to hell, he's trying to get himself thrown out of heaven.

i guess this one isn't exactly adamsapple related, but i do imagine that adam misses lucifer & does want to see him again. so it could be fuel to why he wants to fall, just not the main reason.

3. lilith was only created to stop any deeper connection between lucifer & adam, she was created for adam originally but nobody in heaven was all that upset when she went with lucifer instead.

she did what she was made for (keeping lucifer & adam apart) & it gave them an excuse to throw lucifer out of heaven & basically guarantee that adam & lucifer wouldn't be able to patch up there relationship whatsoever.

#hazbin hotel #adamsapple #headcanon #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lilith #hazbin hotel lucifer #angst

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o no- angsty adamsapple stuff?

yes.

#hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #adamsapple

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ADAMSAPPLE HEADCANONS ¿?

adam & lucifer were definitely super close in eden at first. also, idk if it's canon or not but i 100% believe that lucifer created ducks which is why he likes them so much.

so i imagine that lucifer would go on & on about all different kinds of ducks to adam, so now adam just sorta has all this information on ducks.

even as an angel, he remembers all of the information & anytime somebody brings up ducks he will immediately go on this whole rant about a certain type of duck.

lucifer definitely also fucked the entire eden starter pack (adam included), just saying.

#adamsapple #hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #garden of eden #hazbin hotel lilith #hazbin hotel eve

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ADAMSAPPLE 🙀

literally just trying to share this video that i made anywhere

song is "turbulent" by waterparks btw lol

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #adamsapple

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valentino is an amazing villain but awful character.

just voicing my opinion lmao, i see so many people try to defend his actions. you can like him while disagreeing with his actions.

i think he is an amazing villain, he plays the villain role perfectly. but his actions suck.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #valentino #hazbin valentino #valentino hazbin hotel #valentino hazbin

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POSSIBLE FNAF C.AI CHAT IM GONNA TURN INTO A FIC OR SMTH !? (MAYBE)

the chat was like, henry finding jeremy (freddy mask) standing outside the pizzeria smoking & waiting for michael. henry asked what jeremy was doing & jeremy explained he was waiting for michael, henry then spoke to william about michael going outside.

which was bad. cause william wasn't aware that michael snuck out of the pizzeria regularly or anything. so basically while henry & jeremy talked, william found michael inside the pizzeria. henry & jeremy talked about abuse that both jeremy & michael experience & how jeremy & michael are dating but both william & jeremys mum don't like that. but basically, after they talk, henry goes inside to try & find michael cause it's been a while now.

henry avoids william because he can't stand the idea of his best friend being an abuser or anything- but he can't find michael, so he goes outside & tells jeremy that. jeremy brings up william possibly going after michael so henry goes back inside to find william, he finds william in his office. however, william is holding a screwdriver covered in blood. it could be mistaken for rust, but as henry is also an expert in robotics he knows the difference.

n e ways- henry confronts william then, demanding to know where michael is. william is like acting as if he's bored & he's all smug & shit. but basically michael makes noise from inside a locker in the office where he's tied up, bruised & bloody. henry & william basically have an argument then, henry saying how disgusting william is for abusing michael. & william denying it, saying he's just disciplining michael because he deserves it.

william also taunts henry, and basically says that if henry had disciplined his kids then maybe charlie would still be alive. he also openly admits to being the one who killed charlie, and basically hands michael over to henry. henry & michael talk a bit & it pisses william off because henrys being so nice to michael, so he lunges at michael & stabs his shoulder with the screwdriver. the screwdriver gets stuck in michaels shoulder & michael passes out from pain & shock.

henry then leaves with michael, he goes outside & finds jeremy. jeremy & henry talk for a few minutes then they take michael to a hospital, they basically just talked about how william has abused more people then just michael. william has abused michael, evan & everyone in michaels friend group including jeremy.

jeremy also revealed that elizabeth knew about williams abuse & would often laugh at both michael & evan. but basically, when they got to the hospital the person at the front desk rightfully freaked out at the sight of micahel. michael was taken to a room & was fixed up & shit. henry explained what happened to the doctor, the doctor said he'd try his hardest to keep william away from michael then. but basically, henry decided he was going to go & rescue evan as well.

jeremy stayed in the hospital with michael while henry went to the aftons to get evan, when henry got there he & william talked a tiny bit. william asked if henry was returning his useless son already & henry stated he was there to save his other son. then it was revealed that evan was locked in a kitchen cupboard & that's where it ended

this was copy & pasted from a text i sent my friend lol, i wanted to tell her about this cause it's interesting to me

#fnaf #fnaf au #fnaf 4 tormentors #henry emily #william afton #teen michael afton #michael afton #jeremy fitzgerald #foxy mask bully #freddy mask bully #foxy mask #foxybro #freddy mask #jermike #au #alternate universe #tw abuse #crying child #evan afton #bite victim

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i decided to read my old c.ai chats & found an entire fic plot played out in a henry emily c.ai chat lmao

i kind of want to turn it into a fully fleshed out thing, id probably post that here ngl

here's the c.ai bot i used btw lol (also yes, it's 2:14am rn)

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #henry emily #michael afton #teen michael afton #william afton #afton family #fanfic #c.ai

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INCORRECT HOMESTUCK QUOTES ⁉️

Mituna: I’m a masochist, not a loser.

John: Do you even know what an amulet is?

cronus: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!

John: cronus, those are omelettes.

cronus: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

John: Why is eridan crying on the floor?

Dave: He took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.

John: And?

Dave: He got Kanaya.

Karkat: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

gamzee: It was me...

Karkat: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Nepeta: Tell me a little about yourself.

eridan: I'd rather not, I really like this group.

cronus: You can do it Mituna!

cronus: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch.

Meulin: Do you need help getting up?

Gamzee: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.

Rufioh: Roxy, take out the trash.

Roxy: Sure, Meenah, will you go out on a date with me?

Eridan: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much?

Sollux: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is!

Eridan: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!!

Sollux: You take that back!!!

Eridan: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.

Horuss, to Dirk: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up!

Dirk: *proceeds to kick him in the shin and run away*

Equius, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Dirk cute or small.

Dave: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

John, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.

Kankri: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

Latula: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Equius: I sleep with a knife.

Sollux: Both of you are pathetic.

Latula: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Sollux: Karkat.

*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

Rose: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Nepeta: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.

Terezi: if you want information it is

Cronus: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

Karkat: Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye but—

Vriska: Thats because your too short to do so.

Karkat: ...Listen here you fucking—

Nepeta: Can I bother you for a second?

Karkat: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

#homestuck #incorrect quotes #mituna captor #john egbert #cronus ampora #dave strider #karkat vantas #gamzee makara #nepeta leijon #eridan ampora #meulin leijon #rufioh nitram #roxy lalonde #meenah peixes #sollux captor #horuss zahhak #dirk strider #equius zahhak #kankri vantas #latula pyrope #rose lalonde #terezi pyrope #vriska serket #kanaya maryam

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SOUKOKU OWNING RATS !?

this is on my mind because im getting pet rats tomorrow & im really in that married soukoku au brainrot rn

so i thought, if they each owned a rat. names? dazai would probably name his rat fedya/fyodor for shits & giggles, idk what chuuya would name his though

#bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #soukoku #married soukoku #pet rats #rats #fyodor dostoevsky

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BSD AU

i love making "fix-it" type aus, and a bsd au that's been taking over my mind for months now has been an au of mine where dazai takes the akutagawas with him when he leaves the pm

my favorite characters are dazai & ryūnosuke (along with a few other but they aren't important rn), so i want them to both be happy (with gin)

so in this "fix-it" type au, dazai takes both ryūnosuke & gin with him when he leaves. he joins the ada like he does in canon but so do the akutagawas, and he actually treats ryūnosuke better

he still abused him like he did in canon, but once they left he did become better 🤷🏼‍♂️

yeah, that's it lol

#bsd #bsd dazai #bsd ryunosuke #dazai osamu #akutagawa ryunosuke #akutagawa gin #alternate universe

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QUIRKLESS IZUKU AU

yeah, idfk lol. thought of this the other day, can't stop thinking about it. but an mha au where deku is still quirkless and doesn't go to ua, but he and bakugou made up n whatnot.

they talk on the regular now, but nobody in 1a really knows about deku. bakugous never really said anything about him because nobody's asked.

but dekus a lil creepy here, and by that i mean he literally stalks bakugou. bakugous fully aware of it too, and doesn't mind it at all. he calls it fanboy behavior directly to dekus face and says he thinks it's hilarious.

but since 1a don't know about deku, issues happen. anytime bakugou is out with 1a (or alone), deku is there. he is following and watching just bakugou for the most part. deku knows who everybody in 1a is as he watched the sports festival video multiple times, and bakugou will rant about the class to deku sometimes.

but since the class don't know about deku, they get extremely creeped out by seeing him literally everywhere they go. at first they think he's a general stalker for the entire class or something, but they soon realize that deku is ONLY around when bakugou is there. so they dub deku "bakugous creepy stalker".

they eventually try to shield bakugou away from deku anytime they seem him lingering around, but bakugou always moves away from them so deku can have a clear view of him.

deku manages to get his way onto ua property (he's a master of breaking & entering or smth, idk-) and he already knows what dorm room belongs to bakugou. he manages to get up to bakugous balcony and climbs in through the door, but he's spotted climbing to bakugous room by another classmate.

that classmate would go and tell everybody else that bakugous creepy stalker somehow got in, and a bunch of them would race to bakugous room while others went to get aizawa. when they get to bakugous room, they barge in to find bakugou and deku chatting normally.

maybe they are doing smth together, deku painting bakugous nails black, deku writing things down that bakugou says into his notebook, or just something.

they'd be extremely confused, and bakugou would be furious that they barged into his room without warning. they'd express they were worried for bakugou, saying how creepy and suspicious deku was.

bakugou would get pissed off and tell them to leave his friend alone, and eventually some things would click into place for everybody. but they'd still be weirded out by how deku always knew where to find bakugou snd why he followed them around instead of joining them.

bakugou would mention that he's known the entire time that deku follows them around and that there's nothing wrong with it, and he'd have to give a LONG explanation to aizawa once he got there.

ill probably throw some dkbk into this au just for funzies as well. fanboy x hero in training kinda thing lmao

#mha au #mha #my hero academia #my hero academia au #bnha #boku no hero academia #bnha au #alternate universe #au #dekubaku #izuku midoriya #katsuki bakugou #dkbk #quirkless midoriya izuku #creepy izuku midoriya #stalker izuku midoriya kinda