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Legolas: yeah I’m an expert at identifying birds.

Gimli: okay, what kinda is that one *points at a bird flying by*

Legolas: yeah that’s a bird

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Merry: oh fiddlesticks!

Boromir: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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Frodo: guess who’s rocking a fever again

Frodo: * points at self* this bitch

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Frodo: Did you just fall ?

Pippin: No, I attacked the floor.

Sam: Backwards?

Pippin: I’m fuckin talented!

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Sam: would you punch me for $2000?

Frodo: wtf, no I’d never hurt you!

•meanwhile•

Pippin: would you punch me-

Merry: * already preparing to knock him into next week* thank you so much for asking!!

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Arwen: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Aragorn: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Arwen: That one, I want that one.

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Frodo: you’ve been stalking me.

Smeagol/Gollum: you call it stalking, I call it lovingly lurking in the shadows.

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Aragorn: I’m into dark humor

Arwen: * turns the lights off*

Arwen: Wanna hear a joke?

Aragorn: I’m so in love with you.

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Bugs Bunny could have simply walked into Mordor. He would have shown up at the gates of Mordor in a disguise and been like "Evil volcano inspection unit" and flashed a fake ID badge to the confused orc.

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Kili and Fili: * still walking around disappointed 6 hrs after visiting the aquarium*

Thorin: what did you think a tiger shark was?

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Gandalf: alright if you’re all done being stupid…

Pippin: I actually had more, but go ahead.

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Merry: why was your bucket on top of my door?

Pippin: why was your door under my bucket?

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* in court*

Pippin: (the lawyer) guiltysaywhat

Merry: (the accused) * whispers* I ate your leftovers from last night.

Pippin: what!

Merry: THERE HE IS YOUR HONOR!

Pippin: wait!

Gandalf: (the judge) both guilty set the bonds to never, case dismissed.

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Merry, Pippin, and Sam sitting on a bench

Frodo: Why do you all look sad, what’s wrong?

Merry: Sit down we’ll tell you

Frodo: * sits down*

Pippin: this bench was freshly painted, and now so are we

Sam: :(

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Legolas: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren.

#incorrect lotr quotes #lotr #lotr shitpost #lotr fandom #middle earth #legolas

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Gandalf: You make me mad so quickly it’s insane

Pippin: … I’m not even saying anything ???

Gandalf: and yet here I am, boiling with rage

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Bilbo: my favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

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