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Read about each victim of the Orlando Pulse shooting here. Remember their names, their faces, and their stories.

#I dont know what to say I ha #havent felt so sad in such a long time

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god bless nicole richie 

#this is my future

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#me in politics

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I have zero patience for rude old people I don’t care if you’re a senior I’ll fucking fight you lets see what moves they taught your wrinkled ass in the war of 1812 talk shit get hit

#I'll fight anyone tbh

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Zeus: UGH. I gotta go home. Hera will bitch if I don't.

Aphrodite: I'm gonna go to Ares. I don't want to go home to my ape of a husband.

Poseidon: I'm gonna see if Demeter is home.

Hades: I'm going home to my wife. Because I love her. THAT'S WHY I MARRIED HER.

#and also why I obducted her and only allow her to see her mom half of the year

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In French, we don’t say “ninety nine”, we say “quatre vingt dix neuf” which roughly translates to “I’ve never heard of a functional numeric system before” and I think that’s beautiful

#god I hate french so much #but I also wanna be perfect at it so I cant drive around south france in a red cabrio with a hot french guy in it #I need to be stopped

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From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code

#shit that hate would make me call the crops too

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Queens on the Drag Race runway: I'm serving you Florida panhandle divorcee Easter Sunday Ming dynasty Courtney Stodden in a hurricane eleganza

#this is the pure tea #I hate this show so much its so bad but so good I love it what

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me starting my presentation in class

#one day I will complete my mission to fully transform into channel

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#tbh #ok leah lets see dis together

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What is your all-time favorite chart?

This one still gets me.

#I'm the platypus

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Has anyone done this yet?

#this is beautiful #favourite disney movie tbh

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draw a creature that is a mix of two words that rhyme

#this is one of the best things I've ever seen

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Goodbye straight people, I can’t say I’ll miss you tbh

#goals #sadly this is so not accurate

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#frozen 2 looks sooo good

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#these look like mandarines

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#suddenly i like america again