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I read "one (1)" as "one, ONE"

#words words words #funny #tumblr memes #married life #grammar

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Trope I hate nearly as much as the *takes off glasses to be hot*:

*dude gets a haircut to be hot*

LEAVE MY MANS GORGEOUS FLOWING LOCKS ALONE

#isnt that backwards #like if you still like him after he gets a haircut its love #is that the point #its a stupid point #cut his hair and he's suddenly a baby #no more air of maturity and mystery #mans got patience to grow out his hair #you wanna take that image away #man be patient and careful and grooms well #wtf is wrong with you #wtf #manga #romance manga #manhwa

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Completely forgot the word "fish"

Improvised

#fish #headache #forgot words #funny #funny stories

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You know it's bad when you bleed through your menstrual cup.

The big one.

And your period panties.

The thick ones.

And you still have a two-year-old to care for throughout the next 6-8 days.

#uterus #problems #wtf #not funny #period #lol

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Pet peeve: I'm pretty sure making out with someone in full body armor would hurt.

#armor #ouch #just ouch #also ouch

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Pet peeve: hero has the most defined body builder type muscles. Always. And bandages go into every defined crevice as the heroine bandages him.

#wtf??? #reading #web comics #unrealistic #body image #isnt it more work to draw all that???

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I made a joke.

What did the Canadian say to their friend when the first maple tree was discovered?

"I'd tap that."

#Canada #funny #jokes #im hilarious #sorry canada #i am but a foolish american despite wishing i could aspire to more

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"Connected without internet"

And yet you somehow managed to load only the ads anyway.

#then connected to what??? #wtf #wifi #ads

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Pet peeve: lions do not live in jungles.

#pet peeve #wtf #huh #misinformation #married life #lions #lion king #disney

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Please don't immediately call me when I confirm I have a video call app. I have social anxiety and I'm on the toilet.

#relatives #video calls #wtf #social anxiety #nope #just nope #inlaws

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Watercolor paint: Oh, you need me over here? Yeah yeah, no problem, lemme just, head over... Ah, not here? Of course, of course, I gotchu, fam.

Acrylic paint: I'm here now.

Me: But, I didn't, put you th-

Acrylic paint: Did I Stutter?

#art #paint #painting #artist struggles #wtf #tumblr memes #funny stories #learning to paint

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World leaders should be required to have a sassy gay friend to call them out on their bullshit.

#world leaders #world #war crimes #wtf

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Power move: bring your own laser pointer to a lecture and use it when you answer the professor.

#funny stories #funny #memes #college life #college

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Pet peeve I've been harboring for since forever: people mispronouncing "niche"

#nichememes #wtf #tumblr #niche #grammar #grammar nazi #writing

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Shout out to my college campus for having bathroom stalls with no gaps around the doors.

#college life #college #bathroom #funny stories #real mvp

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Pet peeve: cooking videos where they make the top all pretty with the spatula and then toss the spatula away with a whole bunch of stuff still on it because tapping it off would just be the worst.

#wasteful #wtf #why would you do that #cooking #pastry chef

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I feel like a big part of becoming an adult is realizing that the U.S. is trash.

#patriots #wtf #adulting #its true #true #patriotism