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payasita · 11 months
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prey aggression vs pray aggression
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hopek1nd · 3 months
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based on that one meme. you know the one
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wr0wn · 6 months
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guys being dudes
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lovely-yagami · 4 months
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Hello Death Note fandom
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tombjuice · 8 days
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cannot explain why but every time wilson is on screen i think about this pathetic wet eyed hammer from it takes two
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noose-lion · 1 year
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Sorry, uh, we might ah, well we introduced your boyfriend to his crazy French brother and we'll, you see, his crazy French brother kinda killed his found family. And then he uh, got kidnapped by a evil scientist dude that uh, electrocuted him a few times, just a few. He might of also been stabbed, kinda, you know just kinda. He then uh, maybe kinda, just a lil, harnessed power fit for a metaphorical god. Yeah, no big deal, cuz he at least had both his emotional support uncle and his emotional support android. Well, for a little bit. He's fine now though, we gave him a motorcycle for good behavior.
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doomreed · 7 months
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serialsunset · 1 year
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chishiyashoodie · 1 year
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Chishiya pretending he’s sleeping after y/n caught him saying “I love you”
(For context)
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caterpillarinacave · 1 year
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me looking up the weather forecast for London on June 21st 1905 just in case an 117 year old englishman is reading my fanfiction:
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There should be some moments in fanfic where the reader seems exactly like a real person. For example: (btw there is hypnosis at the end so watch out for that TW)
Yandere sets up cameras and mics in readers home, thinking it’s super romantic that they get to watch their darling 24/7 until shenanigans ensue.
Darling: on the phone with their parent, “yeah… okay I already took out the trash. Anything else?”
Parent: “tell (siblings name) to have their damn report card ready when I get back.”
Darling: “okay, can I say damn tho?”
Parent: “sure, whatever.”
Darling: “thx mom/dad! Bye!” Reader ends the call. “(Sibling name)!! Mom/dad said GET YO MF REPORT CARD READY BITCH!”
Yan: 😀
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Yan was busy spending the whole night watching you on their monitor. A small beeping alerting them of movement in your house. With tired and loving eyes they moved the mouse to click on the screen of your room,
The door opening quickly as your figure shimmies out of the room. Arms stretched in front, holding your beloved pet, “Bugs”. Taking wide, almost comedic steps, frantically scanning every inch of the dark hall till you reached the bathroom. Switching on the voice recording device yan heard your pet plead to be let go of.
‘Why were you in the bathroom with your pet??’ Is what they wondered until your beautiful sleepy voice answered their question.
You: “I know you were sleeping Bugs. I DONT care, I’m NOT gonna get caught lackin by Freddy Fazbear.”
The yan just face palmed and waited till you went back to your room, making sure “Freddy fazbear” isn’t gonna materialize out of the dark like you think.
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Tis’ the day of grades at school. For some reason you were the one tasked with handing out report card to the students, bad news is you didn’t know anyone there. So with some (ALOT) of help from other students you finally got to the last one, (yanderes name). Not knowing who tf this was you ended up asking around, which got the weirdest reactions out of people.
“WHATT!? You don’t KNOW who (yanderes name) IS?? BITCH have you been living under a ROCK!?”
“(Yanderes name) is THE most gorgeous being EVER! It’s a SIN to not know who they ARE”
“One time (yanderes name) wore a cross knecklace and I went out and bought the same one so we MATCHED-“ “—bitch ain’t u Jewish??”
“They were rumored to have Royal blood and I know it’s 100% true because DO YOU NOT SEE THE WAY THEY ARE PERFECT!?!?”
Everyone gossiped and gushed. While you were tired of goin on a hump for this asshole. Someone’s presence loomed behind you as the person in front kept on ranting, “yeah- I’m just tryna hand them their grades or sum- i don’t even—“ “my grades?”
Swiftly you turned around to see said “yan’s name” and look them up and down; very obviously. Brows furrowed as you looked at the paper then back at them, “you (yan’s name)?” They nodded, by now the person behind was squealing.
Quickly you shoved the paper in their chest, “sorry, you failed. Bye.” You waved and dipped. Not catching the way your audience gasped at your audacity.
The paper actually revealed a perfect 100 but you just like lying for fun.
(This is me trying to be funny. Laugh.)
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universalkuzey · 3 months
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shes so kewl as she murders a twink god bless ily king
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cowboylivio · 11 months
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Couch scene but on the ikea bi couch.
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juice-boxy · 1 year
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Concept: a "gone fishin'" sign, but it's "gone nonverbal"
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indrawzcord · 1 year
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THIS WAS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WHEN I SAW THIS EPISODE
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kingscythe · 6 months
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Basically the ending of Magnus Archives Episode 200:
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