captainfreebooter

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Last time i got high i spent the whole evening watching walking dead youtube shorts even tho i don't know shit about the series...

Now youtube keeps reccomending me all this twd content and idk how to feel about it...

#actually i did watch like two seasons about ten years ago but that's it #thought #weed thoughts #stoner thoughts #stoner #weed #edibles #the walking dead #twd

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I call the day before today "jesterday" because i've been acting a fool

#thought #thoughts #joke #jokes #fool #clown #shower thoughts #jester

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A prophecy revealed to me by the burning bush

#weed #stoner #stoner thoughts #hot wheels

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If you go to the bathroom mirror at 3AM and whisper "Goncharov" three times in complete darkness, you'll be able to watch the whole movie start to finish in the mirror

#you can't pause tho #and you will have to awkwardly lean on the sink because you can't sit down #goncharov #goncharov 1973 #creepypasta #oh and you will be able to still kinda see your own reflection

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Where should i buy my furniture?

Cause i have no IKEA...

#thought #thoughts #joke #jokes #pun #puns #bad puns #bad pun #ikea

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For all the people that:

•feel like they wasted their potential

• feel like they could've been something more

• feel like they could've done better,

• feel they could've made the people around them more proud of them

• feel like they could've made a better use of their situations and opportunities

• regret the chances that they didn't take

Don't beat yourself up for it, you did the best you could at the moment to survive, and you did, and I'm proud of you for surviving. Sometimes its hard to see opportunities when you're focused on just making it through. Your time will come, a time where you feel like you can live and don't constantly have to survive and feel like every day is another hardship. Im proud at you for surviving.

#i really needed to hear this #one of the rare times this kind of post spoke to me #thank you #mental health

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If we supposed stay alive, why existence pain?

#thought #thoughts #college #university #mental health #does it get better? #is life supposed to get fun again or will it be like this forever?

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Eyo who tf hoarding my dopamine rn?

I'd really like even just a crumb please

#thought #college #thoughts #university #mental health #dopamine #adhd #oliver twist asks for more

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God has just spoken to me and through the magical herb he commanded me to rewatch Cars (2006)

#thought #thoughts #stoner thoughts #weed thoughts #stoner thought #disney #pixar #cars #cars 2006

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If superheroes have super-strenght, why the hell do they need big muscles?

Shouldn't they just all be scrawny and or skinny?

#stoner thoughts #weed thoughts #weed #thought #thoughts #superheroes #marvel #dc #just imagine scrawny supeman #i think we need more superheroes with zero muscles #it just makes sense #im sorry

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To me (a newcomer here) Tumblr feels like a Polish street market

I don't understand shit, people are shouting, it's hard to navigate in there...

But goddamit if they don't have so much interesting and cool stuff there so you just gotta dive in anyway

#tumblr #new on tumblr #tumblr newcomers #polish #poland #czech #slavic #the slavic experience #shower thoughts #thoughts #thought

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#college #university

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One ship anchored in two different harbors at the same time...

It was a pair of docks

#pun #puns #bad puns #word play #funny #joke #jokes

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It's just the depression and existential dread 😃

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After conducting an in-depth research, i can confidently say that despression IS stackable

#mental health #depression #college #university #finals #how do people deal with new year depression AND exam season like #please just let me rot #lol