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aftg-and-chaos · 3 months
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*On the phone*
ANDREW: Neil? …. Neil I’m breaking up-
NEIL: WAIT NO I’M PREGNANT
ANDREW: …
ANDREW: I meant the call
NEIL: Oh. Right. Sorry I panicked.
ANDREW: *Deep sigh* Fucking junkie
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aftg-and-chaos · 7 months
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omg hi it’s me!! i just thought id link here the ao3 fics i have written about the foxes. (specifically andreil) there’s only two of them lol but i thought you would all like to see them! comments and kudos over there would be greatly appreciated! thanks! 🫶🫶 (feel free to check out my other works over there too and lemme know if you want more foxes fics!)
NB: i promise the works don’t have adult content i do not like that but ao3 seems fit to put warnings up LOL
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aftg-and-chaos · 9 months
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ANDREW: Neil stay still, you’ve lost a lot of blood
NEIL: I have not “lost” any of my blood, drew, I know exactly where it is
NEIL: *Points to the large puddle of blood next to him*
NEIL: It’s right there! See?
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aftg-and-chaos · 1 year
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NEIL: hey can you do me a favor?
ANDREW: i would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame if you asked me to
NEIL:
NEIL: could you do the dishes?
ANDREW: no
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aftg-and-chaos · 2 years
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NEIL: Drew look! I made you a gift!
NEIL: It’s a bunch of marshmallow people! Look: there’s me, and Kevin, and Aaron, and Nicky…
NEIL: And that’s you! You’re crossing your arms because you’re annoyed at all the other marshmallow people. Do you like it?
ANDREW: *Tearing up* I-it’s fine. Thank you Neil
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aftg-and-chaos · 2 years
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NEIL: I need to get something off my chest.
ANDREW: Is it your shirt?
ANDREW: Please say it’s your shirt.
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aftg-and-chaos · 3 years
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i want to do a teacher andreil thingy where andrew forgets his lunch and pro exy league neil josten yeets into the lecture to give him his lunch yes thank you enjoy
Andrew was a busy man. He had lessons to plan, essays to mark, and his mind was always full with things he had to remember for his students.
See, Andrew taught criminology at the local university, near to where he and Neil lived in their shared flat with Sir and King.
And criminology was a demanding subject, full of demanding students, who needed lots of things done, and extensive, complex lessons and lectures.
So this meant that Andrew was a little forgetful at times. Forgetting the simplest of things.
Like his lunch.
It was often his lunch.
But because Neil was pretty much always away with exy matches and the like, and Andrew was home alone, he just went without lunch. Or he would grab something from the students canteen if he was really hungry.
However, this was one time when Andrew forgot his lunch, but Neil was home.
Andrew woke up before Neil, and took this chance to watch Neil sleeping, the rarest of smiles on his face. He allowed himself a few extra moments in bed, playing with Neil’s hair, and kissing his forehead.
And this meant Andrew was going to be late to school.
Looking at the clock, he bolted out of bed, careful not to disturb Neil, got dressed, grabbed his school things, and was out of the house, on the road to uni.
He wasn’t too late to class. So that was alright.
The morning went smoothly, without any misshaps, and his lectures went well.
Well.
Apart from the lecture just before lunch.
It was half way through the lecture, and Andrew was doing one of the most difficult parts of the courses with his upper year, who were close to their exams.
When they were interrupted by a knock on the door.
Andrew cut himself off with a sigh and glared at the door.
“Why. Why now,” He muttered to himself, “Yeah, come in!”
The door opened to reveal someone dressed in a Palmetto Foxes hoodie, black jeans, and white Vans. And this person had bright ginger hair, a face covered in scars, and a brilliant grin on their face.
Neil. Fucking. Josten.
The students’ mouths dropped open. Why was Neil Josten, Pro Exy League player, and famous rival of Andrew Minyard in their lecture. Taught by Andrew Minyard. His rival.
The murmurs started up then, students whispering to each other in shock, but they were soon silenced with a death glare form their Professor. (Who terrified all of them.)
“What?” Andrew sighed, looking at Neil, who just grinned.
“You forgot lunch,” Neil said helpfully, placing a black lunch box on Andrew’s desk, “So I made you some.”
“And you couldn’t have waited until lunch time to deliver this?”
“I have a meeting with my team,” Neil shrugged and grinned again.
“I hate you,” Andrew glared at him.
“I know you do. Can you make dinner tonight?”
“I made it last night.”
“Pleeeeeeeease?”
Andrew’s glare just deepened, “Fine. But you better make dinner for the rest of the week. This lot have exams coming up. I’m going to be busy.”
“I can do that. No worries. Good luck with your exams you lot,” Neil said to the students, his smile still in place even though all the students just looked back at him, shocked.
“Get out of my classroom,” Andrew rolled his eyes, and he kept his still face when Neil leaned in and kissed his cheek. (Which caused several mouths to drop open.) But to the trained eye, you could see a softness in Andrew’s eyes when Neil’s lips lingered on his cheek, and what none of the students could see, was Andrew’s hand squeezing Neil’s fingers quickly.
“See you later love!” Neil called as he left the classroom, sending one last smile to Andrew, and a grin to the students. Who were still all in shock.
Andrew turned back to his students when the door shut, and looking at the shocked expression on their faces, he sighed.
“Five minutes,” He said simply, and every single hand rose into the air.
I HOPE U LIKED THIS!!!!! :D
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aftg-and-chaos · 3 years
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ANDREW: when i die, give my body to science. except my middle finger. give that to kevin
KEVIN: *offended gasp*
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aftg-and-chaos · 3 years
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(i don’t know if someone has done this already so if they have pls let me know)
BUT
imagine this:
The Foxes have just won a very hard, very gruelling, very tiring away game by 1 point.
It’s late, they’re exhausted, dead on their feet tired, and yet they’re excited.
Because they won.
Dan and Matt have a celebratory kiss on court with their tired teammates cheering them on, before they all troop off the court, looking like a bunch of zombies.
Everyone gets changed quietly, but there’s an aura of happiness in the changing rooms. Because they won.
Getting back on the bus is a struggle with 10 exhausted teenagers and all their kit, but Wymack and Abby are gracious, saying they will load the gear.
The Foxes smile gratefully at them, too tired to say anything, before trooping up onto the bus.
The upperclassmen sit at the front as usual, Dan falling asleep against Matt as soon as she sits down, and Matt winds an arm around her shoulders before falling asleep as well.
Renee and Allison aren’t far behind them falling asleep.
Kevin, Nicky and Aaron sit just behind the upperclassmen, leaving one empty row of seats between them.
Aaron pulls his knee up to his chest and rests his chin on his knee, falling asleep like that. He very nearly falls off his chair, until Kevin wraps his arm around Aaron and pulls him into him, letting him sleep against him while Kevin watches out of the window.
Nicky is already fast asleep, and Kevin isn’t far behind.
This just leave Andrew and Neil.
These two are sat at the back, as usual. Andrew in the window seat, Neil next to him, two empty rows between them and the rest of the foxes.
All Neil wants to do is rest his head on Andrew’s shoulder and fall asleep, but even in such an exhausted state, he still respects Andrew and doesn’t touch him.
Instead, he rests his head against the back of the seat and watches Andrew through heavy lidded eyes, a small smile on his face.
It’s not long before Andrew notices Neil staring at him, and he regards him for a second, before rolling his eyes and nodding.
Neil quirks a brow, but his smile widens when Andrew offers up his shoulder.
“Thank you,” Neil whispers, voice filled with exhaustion as he rests his head on Andrew’s shoulder and leans against him, “You’re amazing.”
“Junkie,” Andrew whispers back, but his voice lacks it’s usual malice.
The last thing Neil feels before falling asleep leaning against his boyfriend, is Andrew’s fingers starting to play lightly with his hair.
just sleepy foxes after winning an away game and neil falling asleep against andrew’s shoulder yes please thank you
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aftg-and-chaos · 3 years
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NEIL: *does literally anything*
ANDREW: that doesn’t mean i wouldn’t blow you
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aftg-and-chaos · 3 years
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NEIL: does anyone know how to play the trumpet?
MATT: ...why?
NEIL: i wanna play it to annoy andrew
KEVIN: do you have a death wish?
NEIL: shut up kevin. so? anyone?
NICKY: hey, technically you don’t have to be able to play one to annoy andrew
NEIL:
NEIL: nicky, you have opened my eyes.
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BONUS:
ANDREW: *walks into the room, red faced, super pissed off*
NEIL: *following him playing the trumpet really badly*
THE FOXES: *try not to laugh at the pair*
ANDREW: what. did. you. DO
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aftg-and-chaos · 3 years
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NICKY AND NEIL: *staring deep into each other’s eyes*
KEVIN: *walking in, confused* why are neil and nicky having a staring contest
ANDREW: *not looking up from his phone* no. nicky’s having a staring contest. neil’s been zoned out for the past five minutes and hasn’t remembered to blink
KEVIN: ...
(((also hi it’s me matty i’m working on a longer hc at the moment so that will come up soon lol)))
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aftg-and-chaos · 3 years
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andreil. i hope i don't need to elaborate
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aftg-and-chaos · 3 years
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i no longer feel self conscious about being 5’1 because andrew freaking minyard is 5’ and that makes me taller than him by 1 inch and that makes me feel superior >:)
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aftg-and-chaos · 3 years
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The Palmetto State Foxes
first attempt at artbreeder with the foxes…(i’m no artist so i didn’t know how to include scars and tattoos and all that soooo i’m sorry)
Neil Abram Josten & Andrew Jospeh Minyard
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Aaron Michael Minyard & Kevin Day
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Nicholas “Nicky” Esteban Hemmick
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Danielle “Dan” Leigh Wilds & Matthew “Matt” Donovan Boyd
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Natalie Renee Walker & Allison Jamaica Reynolds
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*Honorable mention: Bryan Seth Gordon (deceased)
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(notice how i put everyone in pair? ‘cept for Nicky and Seth ofc… but see? hehe fight me i’ll die for kevaaron and renison)
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aftg-and-chaos · 3 years
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NEIL: *Takes a selfie*
ANDREW: What are you doing?
NEIL: Taking a family portrait
ANDREW: But... You’re the only one in it?
NEIL: *Visibly holding back tears* I know
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BONUS
NEIL: *Takes a selfie*
WYMACK: What are you doing?
NEIL: Taking a fa-
NICKY: NEIL, WAIT!
THE REST OF THE FOXES: *Burst into the room and stand behind Neil, posing and being stupid lovable idiots*
ANDREW: *Walks in slowly behind everyone else, wraps his arms around Neil’s waist and rests his chin on Neil’s shoulder*
NICKY: Now he’s taking a family portrait. Get in here Coach.
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aftg-and-chaos · 3 years
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NEIL: *Calling from the other room* ANDREW MINYARD! GET YOUR ASS HERE
ANDREW: *Smirking at Aaron* Daddy’s calling
AARON: *Sobbing on the floor* Please make it stop please!
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