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unhingeduninvited · 18 days
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i never use my main blog i wish i could just delete it and make this my main 😭
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It's a real struggle
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unhingeduninvited · 18 days
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my head.... achey.... my bones..... achey as well,,,,,, i yearn
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unhingeduninvited · 27 days
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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!
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unhingeduninvited · 27 days
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hastily slapped this together in a few seconds
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unhingeduninvited · 29 days
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you’ll never believe who just dmed me
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unhingeduninvited · 29 days
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“Hey, Percy?”
“Yeah?”
“I hate to break it to you, but I think I might love you.”
“Ah, crud. I was afraid of that. I love you too.”
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unhingeduninvited · 30 days
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just found these texts from when i was 12 😭😭 this was a different time omg
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unhingeduninvited · 1 month
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You need to draw and make art or else all the images will stay in your head and you'll get sick
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unhingeduninvited · 1 month
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maybe unpopular opinion/stream of consciousness type thing idk:
i don't like the saying of "doing wife things on a girlfriend salary." as if doing those things for your boyfriend is bad? obviously everyone is different, but i LOVE LOVE LOVE doing little tasks for my boyfriend to make his life easier. doing his laundry, making his bed, cleaning... it makes me feel fulfilled! i don't necessarily help him out for selfish reasons, it's more the fact that helping him and making him happy makes me happy too! so we both benefit!
((also it allows me to pretend i'm his little housewife and we're married and my only worry is tending to the house and making fun meals and desserts all day))
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unhingeduninvited · 1 month
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usamericans do really love making posts about parking lots. i met god in a parking lot. fighting my ex in a parking lot. it's like their main biome
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unhingeduninvited · 1 month
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me with four major assignments due in two days (i haven't started any of them) ((my plan is to panic focus on sunday and miraculously finish everything))
I can do a full days work of like four people in under an hour I just need to have procrastinated on it for a month and I also need someone to hold a gun to my head and then it’s literally so fuckign easy
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unhingeduninvited · 1 month
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you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out
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unhingeduninvited · 1 month
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being repeatedly made fun of for being a "picky eater" gets SO OLD.
like, you guys do realize that it's not by choice?? i'd LOVE to eat a salad or munch down on some raw veggies but if there was ever lettuce anywhere NEAR by taco i WILL be able to taste it!! and i will gag!! and get nauseous!! and it's not fun!!
i feel like an unhealthy and not well rounded person EVERY TIME I EAT. i am CONSUMED WITH GUILT whenever someone offers me a food that the mere thought of eating makes me uncomfortable! i feel like a terrible person!
I CANT HELP IT.
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unhingeduninvited · 2 months
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when eating starts to feel like a chore again...
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unhingeduninvited · 2 months
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my body is ITCHING to be creative but i can't chose a creative outlet so im just like 🧍‍♀️
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unhingeduninvited · 3 months
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alternate universe where instead of percy blowing up the st. louis arch, he's in memphis and blows up the Bass Pro Pyramid and jumps into the mississippi river from there.
like. it's just as feasible as him falling into the mississippi from the arch. the pyramid is actually CLOSER to the river. please i wish this was real.
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unhingeduninvited · 3 months
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all eldest children are obligated to leave their hometowns as early as possible lest they succumb to the various generational curses
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