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quick (older) telemachus drawing

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Polytropos Man

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Everyday I consider outing myself as a once famous tumblr shit poster, but that’s too embarrassing.

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Palestinian Sapphics, happy pride to my lgbt Palestinians <3 

#my art #i said i was going to do it and. i did it #palestine #lgbt #wlw love #wlw art #woc #muslim wlw #sapphic art #pride month #lesbian #sapphic #digital art #artists on tumblr #Palestinian wlw

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Hades: My nephew just said to me, “is wind made from birds flapping their wings?”

Hades: He’s so adorable, isn’t he?

Hades: WRONG! Dionysus is 24 and addicted to heroin.

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Our relationship is strictly professional. Stop spreading misinformation.

shout out to @thanatoastie for always being ready to fight me

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Ares in Mythology:

Kills the guy who tried to assault his daughter and refused to apologize for it when he got put on trial (it was ruled justifiable homicide by Athena btw). 

The only time he’d been captured in battle was when he was protecting his mom from being captured by giants who wanted to forcibly marry her.

Found and Freed Thanatos when he was imprisoned by Sisyphus when no other Gods could

Helps found the Amazons by helping their founder escape her abusive husband and becomes their patron God.

Genuinely loves and respects Aphrodite as her own person

One of his epithets is “feasted by women”.

Ares in Modern Media: 

Meatheaded sexist asshole out of an eighties teen movie.

Conclusion: My boy is getting done dirtier than Hades in modern representation. Ares is one of the least problematic Gods in the pantheon (except for the murders, I will grant you) and ya’ll are sleeping on him.

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👁👁

when i see a familiar url: oh hey it’s blorbo from my notes

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this feels a little aimed bestie :/ kinda rude

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“Saint Sebastian”, (17th century). School of Nicolas Régnier (1591–1667). Painter, art dealer and art collector. oil on canvas

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if you know this you get a veterans discount on all future Percy jackson merch

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My magnum opus, me thinks

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happy neil day!!! 🎶🐀

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Julius Caeser, 44 BC: Let me see what you have!

Senators:

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Happy plagueiversary

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Hera: So what would you consider to be your strengths?

Dionysus: physically? None. Mentally? Also none. I’m nothing but a weak little boy. Little, little weak boy.

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Zeus: I made a mistake, I think I’m allowed a mistake

Hera: five percent of Greece is your mistakes. I’ve allowed you more than one.

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