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didderd · 1 year

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A fanfic short abt a fanfic? waow

Recommended that you read Tilikum by @llamagoddessofficial before reading this, for context (and bc it's just so good).

(Different reader pov than in Tilikum btw. This one is gender neutral.)

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You've been working here for a few days now as a janitor, but despite your curiosity about the sirens you've spent little time in their rooms. You'd only spent a bit of time in Skull's room, but you never saw him.

Today though, you were going to be cleaning in Red's room (a shark siren, at least 14 feat long).

You entered the room with your cleaning supplies in hand. Walking further into the room, you notice Red is distracted, fidgeting with some fish bones. This was good. You were curious, yes, but if you'd got his attention it would be hard to focus on cleaning.

You watch him for a moment. Taking in how big he is. You'd seen him before, visiting the aquarium before you worked here, but the awe was no less intense the second time.

Bringing yourself back to reality before you get too distracted, you look around the room, deciding what to start on first. There was a lot of trash littered around, and some food and drink spilled in a few spots.

Your eyes land on the corner of Red's tank. It looks like a kid smeared ice-cream on the glass. Maybe they wanted to share it with him.

As cute as that image might be it just meant you had to clean it up, and it had gotten dry and hardened on the glass... You decide to put that one off for now and focus on the trash littered around the room, not wanting to get too close and alert the siren of your presence.

You grab a trash bag and gloves and start picking up the litter.

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Red was bored. Very. very bored. He wished that the pretty little siren whisperer was here to entertain him, but it was her off day.

He floats there, fiddling with some fish bones, tossing them around and watching them float. So bored.

He tosses one up and watches it float behind him. Turning around, something catches his eye. It was a janitor. Small. Smaller than the other adult humans. Short, soft looking hair. They were turned away, so he couldn't fully see their face, but from the little bit he could see, it looked just as soft. Their body looked fragile and a little squishy in spots.

He floated closer, not taking his eyes off of them as they picked up another piece of trash. This one was cute. Maybe even as cute as the siren whisperer, despite being in that ugly janitors uniform. Oh he could picture them in a wet suit.

After a moment longer of staring, he glances around the room. It looked like they'd been in here for a bit. Most of the trash was cleared, and some spills were cleaned up.

He glances at the corner of the glass, where that kid smeared their ice-cream. It was still there. He looks back at the human, grinning. He moves down to their level and swims up next to the glass, waiting for them to notice him.

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After picking up another piece of trash, you stand up straight, stretching your arms and back. Your pretty much done. Only a few things left to clean up. One of them being that ice-cream on the glass.

You go to look at the mess, but instead, something else catches your eye. Something much bigger. Much closer than you'd expected.

You jump. Staggering a few steps back. When did he get there? His eye sockets are wide, that famous grin spread across his face. Staring intently at you. Inches from the glass.

Red's grin spreads wider at your startled reaction. His shoulders shake a little and a few bubbles escape his mouth, almost like he was chuckling. Laughing at you.

After staring for a moment longer, you look away, clearing your throat, a little embarrassed. Gathering yourself, you take a deep breath, trying to calm your heart, which was racing after that scare.

You run a hand through your hair in a nervous stim and look back at the siren. He was watching you closely. Your hand specifically. Still wearing that big grin, but his sockets slightly more relaxed.

You let down your hand. It was hard to tell what he's thinking. You assume he's just curious.

"Um.. hi..." You don't know exactly why you were speaking to him. It just felt appropriate in the moment.

Red looks you up and down before suddenly moving. He turns around and moves to the other side of the glass, up to the spot where the ice-cream is. He plants an elbow on the tank floor and rests his head in his hand, tapping at the glass right on the other side of the ice-cream. His grin growing wider again.

You stare for a moment. His demeanor. His body language. It was so... human? You knew the sirens were intelligent creatures, but this was different. He was communicating to you that he wanted you to clean the mess on his glass. "O-oh! Right!" You snap yourself out of thought. Was that what the siren wanted from the start? For you to clean up the ice-cream?

"S-sorry. One second." you hold up your index finger as you say this, before moving past the tank to grab your cleaning supplies.

You come back a minute later with a sponge, and a bucket of soapy water. The siren hasn't moved. If anything he's only gotten more comfortable.

You set down the bucket and stare up at him for a moment, gripping the sponge tightly. "Um..." Was he going to move? Did he want to watch you as you cleaned? He was entirely too close for comfort, his chest only maybe a foot away from the glass at most. You can see it rising and falling gradually as he stares down at you.

... Your face feels warm.

The siren let out another chuckle. He could see that this was messing with you, you could feel it, and he was immensely amused by it.

You try your best to ignore the smug grin on the siren's face and how your face was feeling warmer by the second. You dip your sponge and start cleaning the glass.

Red never moved, nor did he take his eyes off of you for a moment.

#here just... have this..#hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #this was very self indulgent kjdsnvsdnfsd #haven't written fic in y e a r s #i felt the u r g e #((red is always so hot in any au skdjbjskbf))#fanfic #zoo siren au #shark siren red #fell sans #undertale au #didderd writes #(new tag? lol)

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art-corner-of-merci · 1 year

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okay so like there's this fanfic in which sans is like an orca siren at an aquarium and the parallels to blackfish are obvious but i love it anyways

but also instead of orca stuff in the "tilikum" tag, it's a lot of sans stuff so uhh 😬

#doodle #sans #sans au #i cant draw skeletons #zoo siren au

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woodelf114 · 2 years

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So, what happens when I discover someone who does beautiful au work and writes gorgeous stories on said aus?

My writer brain goes, "gotta write, gotta write, gotta write, gotta write-"

So, this piece here is inspired by @llamagoddessofficial and her new Tilikum story! She's done amazing work, so go check her out! I have a feeling that for now, a lot of my drabbles/works are going to be inspired by her stuff, so sorry not sorry haha.

Anyways, for context, I'm taking a different spin on how MC meets Skull, because I love that big boy so much and he deserves the best. Also, going to be using third person pov with my Horrortale oc Lucy, because I'm not super great at reader insert pov style.

Now, enough chatter, let's roll!!

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That field trip literally changed her life.

Her 5th-grade class took a field trip to the local aquarium, the world-famous Ebott Aquarium, known for its exotic attractions and colossal size. But the most exciting part of this place was the sirens. Sirens were known for their speed, power, intelligence, and habit of luring humans with their songs before drowning and eating them. They were extremely dangerous.

So, naturally, Ebott Aquarium had the three largest held in captivity.

Lucy trailed along with her classmates as her teacher started pairing them into groups. Somehow, she had been missed. Probably because she wasn't paying attention and slipped under the teacher's radar. She had her iconic leather journal in hand, but she wasn't taking notes on anything the teacher was saying or anything in the aquarium.

If she was being entirely honest, she wanted to leave.

The vast size of the location, plus the extreme business of people bustling around them, set off her social anxiety and sensory overload. Everything was ringing in her ears. Occasionally her small frame trembled as she took deep breaths to soothe her panic.

When it started to become too much, she wandered off from the rest of her group, desperate to find someplace quiet to have a panic attack in peace. So, it wasn't a wonder that when she spotted a dark room with hardly anyone in sight, she made a beeline for it. Relief immediately washed over her as she stepped into the large room. There was a massive tank with an artificial cave put into it. The tank and the room were darkened, and it didn't even look like anything was in the tank.

Maybe this is an empty tank, or they're preparing the space for something else, Lucy thought as she looked around while slipping her small backpack off her back. She stepped over to the glass, peering inside. Nope, nothing here. Must be empty.

She turned and pressed her back to the glass, sliding down to a sitting position and rubbing her temples. She hadn't really considered the implications of getting lost in such a vast place; otherwise, her panic would have increased tenfold. She didn't even know that at that moment, her group was doing a quick headcount and realizing that someone was missing and that the chaperones were rushing to find a staff worker to help find their missing student.

Lucy opened up her journal delicately. The old thing was worn down enough that she feared it would fall apart if she was too harsh with it. She pulled out a pen and started scribbling random thoughts on the blank pages, using the pinkish-red light to see it better-

Hold up. Where is that red light coming from?

Lucy felt the hair on the back of her neck prickle. The red light was originating from behind her, in the tank.

Her heart began to pound, and she tugged nervously on her beanie. She didn't want to turn around or even move, but her instinctive "prey" fear was screaming get out, get out, get out, get out, get out-.

With a shaky breath, Lucy swallowed a lump in her throat, then slowly twisted her neck to look over her shoulder.

A gigantic smiling skull stared back at her, inches away from the glass that separated them.

She released a small gasp, stiffening even more, but she didn't move. The creature had an upper skeletal body that was taller and broader than her and a lower mass of dark, writhing tentacles. The suckers were stuck onto the glass.

A siren.

Lucy let out a tiny breath she hadn't realized she had been holding. She noticed all the scars littering his bones, locking onto the gaping hole on the upper right side of his skull. His left eye socket was empty and dark. The right one, however, had a glowing red orb with a dark circle in the middle, resembling some kind of "eye" that was utterly honed in on her.

When they finally made eye contact, that orb expanded, and the siren tipped his head to the side like a curious dog. The grin widened significantly.

"Woah..." Lucy finally whispered. She turned around fully, now that the initial fear was gone, replaced by awe and wonder. She leaned closer to the glass, putting a hand on the cool, smooth surface to steady herself.

The siren finally broke eye contact briefly to look at her hand, so tiny in comparison to his own face. To her shock and wonder, he lifted his own skeletal hand up and pressed it against the glass where her hand one. His hand was bigger than her own head and absolutely dwarfed her hand in comparison.

He looked back at her, and Lucy could have sworn that his eyelight was sparkling. His grin was impossibly wide, and it might have looked insane to an onlooker.

To Lucy, it was... kind of adorable.

"Hi, big guy," she whispered, even though she knew he couldn't hear her. "What's your name?"

He cocked his head again, his eyelight briefly glancing down at her moving lips before looking back to her eyes. Like he was... trying to read her lips.

Intelligent, indeed.

She finally broke eye contact to glance around. She spotted a sign near the room entrance on the tank, and she started slowly moving towards it to get a look at it. The siren drifted alongside her, watching her movements closely. It made her giggle a little bit.

She read the sign, which gave information on what kind of siren he was and a brief description... very, very brief. There were many "not much is known about..." sentences.

What caught her attention was the name below its official scientific name.

"Skull."

"Skull, huh?" She asked, looking back at the giant skeleton siren. "Is that what they decided to call you?"

"Skull" was staring back at her, smiling still, and she realized she was smiling back. He seemed just as entranced with her as she was with him, and she felt oddly flattered that such a gigantic creature took an interest in someone as small and insignificant as her.

Probably because you look like a tasty snack, drifted across her mind, enough to make her smile falter slightly. Logically, that made sense. It was probably similar to a big carnivorous cat at the zoo stalking a toddler. It looked cute from behind the safety of the enclosure, but realistically she would probably be torn to shreds if she was in the water with him.

Apparently, her thoughts (or at least emotions) translated to her face because Skull's smile actually dropped as well, eyelight even contracting a bit. He put his hand on the glass again. Lucy looked at it for a moment, brows furrowing before she put her hand on the glass overtop his. His smile brightened again, enough to make her smile return.

Well... maybe he actually is just interested in me-

"LUCY!! There you are, for goodness' sake we've been looking everywhere for you!"

Lucy jumped like she heard a gunshot, stumbling back from the glass and whipping around to see her teacher and a zoo staff member. The teacher looked angry and relieved, while the staff member stared at her like she had grown another head.

"How did- How did you get him to come up to the glass?" The staff member asked.

Lucy blinked, shrinking back timidly and stepping away from the glass. She went to look back at Skull, almost hoping for some form of backup, but the giant siren was gone.

"I- uh- I didn't- he just came up to me, I-I don't know," Lucy stammered, heart pounding. "I-I'm sorry, I just needed somewhere quiet, and this place was empty, a-and I didn't realize how long it had been since- I don't know I'm sorry."

Her teacher huffed for a moment. "Lucy, you know you can't just wander off like that," she stated, stepping over to the young girl.

"I know, I know, I'm sorry," she mumbled on repeat, sounding like a broken record as she started grabbing her things. She cast one last glance at the tank as her teacher started leading her out, still going off on her.

She spotted the red eyelight from inside the artificial den staring at her.

She smiled slightly and offered a little wave, though it was bittersweet. She was sure she probably would not see Skull again anytime soon, if ever.

To her delight, Skull lifted one tentacle up and poked it out. At first, it looked like it was just floating in the water, but then the tip of it wiggled, mimicking the motion of waving back.

Her smile widened considerably before she finally turned and followed the teacher out of the exhibit, not even noticing the dumbstruck jaw-dropped look on the staff's face.

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Lucy was shocked when the aquarium contacted her family a few weeks later to offer free weekly visits in exchange for participating in some kind of research survey. Really, all it seemed to include was hourly visits with her new favorite siren.

It seemed like a win-win.

#kiara writes #drabble #undertale #horrortale #zoo siren au #llamagoddessofficial aus #llamagoddessofficial #fanfiction #inspired #first writing post!#woo!#word count: 1523 #i went overboard #hand slipped oops

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aka-indulgence · 5 months

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Hello @llamagoddessofficial :> Wrote another fanfic fanfic for you! I really love the good zoo siren au as someone who does some marine biologies, and I had a burst of inspiration so I wrote the first day working at the aquarium :D I loved writing the parallels hehee

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You were a janitor in the Ebott aquarium!!

Which, when you say out loud, does sound underwhelming. But you didn’t mind it. You had come to them in the hopes of becoming an intern, a volunteer, or a staff if things went your way. The lady at the information desk (who was very helpful), had looked quite apologetic when you asked her.

“I’m sorry… but we’re not looking for anymore creature carers at the moment.”

It was quite disappointing, but you weren’t expecting to get accepted straight away, anyway. And you’d already bought a ticket anyway, so you still had an aquarium day all to yourself, not like you were wasting your day. And you had a great day! If you weren’t caring for the animals directly, you were reassured by the fact that your payment is going to contribute to their care.

The day became even better when the lady recognized you on the way out and stopped you.

“We don’t have positions for carers right now, but… how would you like to be a cleaner? I’ll keep you up to date if there are any spots open.”

Naturally, you took it. It wasn’t like you had anything pressing for your schedule right now. As soon as a position opens- whatever it is- you were going to take it by the throat.

It was your first day. You were blasted with warmth as soon as you went in, having to quickly shed your winter clothes for the janitor uniform. It had little fish on the sleeves, which was a cute touch. It wasn’t the most glamorous job, of course. You spent more of your hours in the toilet than you did in the exhibit rooms. But any agitation you got from coming into a stall, only to see tissues strewn about on the floor like someone just blew up a roll after you had just cleaned; was quickly washed away when you went out, to the cool blues, the dancing lights cast in the darkened rooms. Even when you had to excuse yourself in front of the guests to wipe a drink spill in front of the giant ‘Pacific Bay’ aquarium, the music calmed your soul.

It wasn’t very quiet in the afternoon, what with the families and their 300 toddlers running about and crying babies. But when the day waned and the water glimmers dimmed, the one’s left were adults, couples. Then of course, the aquarium closed.

You worked up a sweat that clung to your uniform uncomfortably, after you scrubbed a mysterious stain on the floor leading to the gift shop that seemed to seep into the shiny tile, somehow.

“Hey, Julia?” You called; the lovely information lady that allowed you to have this opportunity in the first place; wandering about the empty entrance to check out. It felt like a bit of a ghost town all of a sudden, as you roamed the aquariums for any management-type people you could ask for help.

“I’m done, right? What should I…”

You stop when you walk by a doorway, into a room that was always darker than the rest, even when the sun was still up in the sky.

… You could walk back into the dinky staff room in the back of the building where they just gave up on aesthetics, a ‘modern’ and unsightly concrete structure. But… you could also just… say that you didn’t find anyone… right? And just… ‘got lost’... in the Deep Seas room…

Looking around, holding a cloth to your heart as if someone was going to chastise you if you hadn’t, you snuck into the room. It was hard to pass up on an opportunity like this.

Ebott aquarium was special, after all. They were one of the few aquariums in the world that had sirens. Three, to be in fact. One orca siren, one shark siren, and a deep sea cecaelia. A spectacular cast, to be sure- it wasn’t a surprise how they won so many awards over the years.

This room in particular was the cecaelia’s, the most reclusive of all the sirens.

You walked past the languid isopods, the floating nautilus, the sparkling comb jellies, to a giant opening in the room where the ceiling extended so you could see the entire tank in all its glory.

It usually looked empty, of course, but the few chances you get to see the cecaelia, it would be a shame to be unable to see him.

Though, as it was now, the tank looked uninhabited, as it usually was. This siren in particular was ‘shy’, though shy wasn’t the right word. It was more that he didn’t like being looked at, as to be expected with deep sea specieses.

Which is why this was the perfect opportunity for you. Julia told you about him- that he was more likely to emerge during after hours. They had cameras in the viewing room, for the purpose of recording his activity whenever he does something interesting to show visitors that he is in fact real, and they aren’t just displaying an empty tank for fun.

The TV display is off now, but you remember the video they posted online, where the most exciting thing that happened was him shooting out of the cave to grab the food they lowered into his tank, before quickly retreating back into the cave. There were screams of children and adults alike going wild.

You read the information board next to the TV.

Skull, Deep Sea Cecaelia

Sirenus cecaelia aequor

Ebott’s most recently acquired siren, Skull was found floating near the surface, a sign of disease or weakness in deep sea sirens. It is our belief that Skull recently acquired the crack in his skull. This may have caused him to grow uncontrollably, though our researchers argue that it might as well be due to deep sea gigantism.

Not much is known of deep sea cecaelias as of now, as they are the rarest encountered sirens in human history, and extensive observation we do have is in captivity, like Skull.

They are as enigmatic as they are beautiful, deep sea cecaelias are believed to live a mostly solitary life……

Your eyes scan through the text- having read most of it from the other day visit. Your sight is caught on the plaque next to the board, under the TV. You hadn’t noticed it before, with how full the room was. Boarded with wood and written on a golden plate, it reads:

In memory of Henry Freeman.

1975-20XX

Your squint when the gold plating starts shimmering a pinkish hue. And, did it get darker?

You follow the direction of the light to see…

“Whoa-lly shit!” You staggered.

Right there, against the glass, was Skull. He was big, you knew that, his size was listed right there on the board with a human outline next to his to show scale, and you’ve seen the videos of course- but that didn’t prepare you to see him in person.

Just his skeletal upper body dwarfed yours, bones thick and marred with scars of unknown battles deep below, where sunlight couldn’t reach. His pitch black tentacles waved around him like deep shadows in the darkness of the tank, suckers sticking and popping off the glass in tandem. At its base, a single tentacle was thicker than you were.

You held a hand up to your chest. Your heart had jumped at the giant shadow, that glowing red eye of his, the size of your fist, zeroing on you, and a great big smile full of characteristically sharp deep-sea teeth. It must’ve been instinctual fear, having a great predator looking at you, so close, only separated by a couple inches of glass.

The tips of his front tentacles were poking and tapping on the glass.

The initial adrenaline of fear quickly turned to curiosity and awe. You’ve never seen him with your own two eyes before, let alone so close- why was he out? Did he notice the empty room, and the lone ‘prey’ turned away from him and just lunged..?

“Hahahah, am I lucky to be on this side of the glass,” you joked, approaching the glass.

His eye stayed trained on you as you approached, his smile widening. He even lowered his head a little, like he was trying to get on eye level with you.

“Can’t tell if you’re curious about me or if you just really really want to eat me,” you giggle, at the way he was focused on you.

You pressed your hand to the glass, and practically squished your nose to it as you took him in. You could imagine the sounds those great big tentacles were as they moved like midnight waves.

You pull your head back in time to see his eye on your open palm against the glass. A great finger pointed to it, scratching the glass. Then… he presses his hand to the glass, right in front of yours.

Your mouth opens. Your hand just barely fits into his palm. You looked back to the cecaelia. This close, you could see all the little shift in his eyelight, flitting here and there, like he was paying close attention to the details in your face.

His eyelight cast a soft red on your face, your cheeks. A small glimmer in your eyes.

“This is…”

“Eeeeeee!”

You startle at the squeal, sounding like if a squeaky toy could get excited. When you turned around, you see a woman standing at the end of a hallway, in a white coat and white turtleneck, looking very ready to walk in the cold.

“U-uh,”

“How did you,” she strode over to you, long blond hair bouncing as she did, “how did you get him to do that?”

“I’m- sorry?” you sputter. Looking behind you, Skull had retreated a few paces to the back of the glass. “I was just… just…” you shrug, making a face when you remember you’re still holding the cleaning cloth, hiding it behind your back.

“Magnificent!” she stood next to you, one hand on the glass. “We’ve never seen him so interested in a human before. You had him against the glass!”

Skull was swimming around, darting from one corner to the other, keeping his eye on the both of you.

“He’s never done that?”

“Never!” she turns to you, conviction in her voice. “Skull doesn’t like being looked at, he usually hides in his cave when someone walks into the room, not… approach and give them a greeting. The only reason he isn’t rushing back is because he recognizes my face as ‘someone who gives the food’. And like you see now, he doesn’t give me any special greetings. Just having him out and about while someone is in view is stunning, let alone…”

“Oh, so do you feed him?” you ask. Hopefully you weren’t going to get chewed out for dawdling in the aquarium when you’re supposed to be clocked out 30 minutes ago.

“I do help with the feedings.” She says, then extends a hand to you. “Call me Mildred. I’m the head of the aquarium.”

“The… the head?!” Your eyes widen as you shook her hand. “I’m… I’m (Y/n), it’s an honor! To meet you!”

“Oh, please, I’m much more interested in you!” She smiles, the lines around her lips wrinkled with age, evidence of a lively woman. “Say… are you the new cleaning service Julia picked up?”

“Y-yeah! I mean. Yes,” You corrected yourself. You were talking to the big boss here, and you were a little bashful to find that she knows about you.

“You said you wanted experience in animal and magical creature care, right?”

“Absolutely,”

She presses a finger to her lips, as if thinking for a moment. She casts her eyes to the exhibit, where Skull was still circling above. Then she looks at you with a playful smile.

“... How would you like to come into the siren care team?”

Your heart rate spikes, and you sputter.

“I… wh… hhhhhreally?!”

#not gonna write a long fic!!!!!!!#probably #i might get inspo to write other scenes with the other Bones #im an aquarium enthusiast?? maybe???#i like good aquarium :>#heehee #aka writing #fanfic fanfic #fun fact: i have in fact worked in an aquarium! a small one but still!#good zoo siren au

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sometimesanartdragon · 9 months

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Oh look. Someone got caught in the water. Blue (Sans) seems quite pleased about thos arrangement.

This was inspired by @llamagoddessofficial 's zoo siren fic.

#my art #dragon's art #undertale #undertale au #llamagoddessofficial #siren au #siren zoo #utmv #MC #siren Sans #Sans #I can draw more than Lust #and i do

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llamagoddessofficial · 5 months

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I can’t stop thinking about it now, but nose nuzzling with siren boys? -oh wait they don’t have noses-

Hmmm… gentle and affectionate forehead bonking?

Gentle siren forehead bonks??? ON MY CHRISTIAN BLOG?????? How obscene!!!

Sans: Forehead touching? Nuzzling? He might actually hesitate a while. He may even pull away, once or twice, if you go in for one. Those kinds of casual and universal displays of affection were commonplace in his old pod, and the memories can sometimes be a bit much for him.

... He won't hesitate for long, though. He's affection starved. Be careful, though- giving him nuzzles really solidifies in his head that you're his forever mate. He's gonna start getting aggressive with anyone he thinks is a rival for your affection.

Red: As a shark, he's used to much more tough displays of any affection. Biting, scratching, roughhousing... so he'd actually be pretty flustered by a forehead bonk or a sweet nuzzle. It's just so soft? So unequivocally gentle? He sits there momentarily stunned, before needing to sink under the surface of the water for a little while to process what just happened. One of very few times you're going to see Red being the flustered one.

Skull: Going in to give siren Skull a forehead bonk is a dangerous game to play. He'll see you leaning in as 'wife is giving open invitation to kiss and nuzzle'. If you don't heed the warning of his eyelight getting huge and excited, as soon as you're within range, you're trapped until he's had his fill of affection. Which could be anywhere from a few minutes, to nearly an hour. With tentacles and dexterity like his, escape is not an option.

You've also now opened the pandora's box of unwittingly informing him that nuzzling is one of your ways of showing love. He wants to show love in ways you understand. Expect him to drag you in and smoosh his face into yours at any chance he gets. Doesn't matter what you're doing near his tank, you will be leaving with a wet face and messed up hair.

#llamagines #siren sanses #zoo siren au #you can struggle. but resistance is futile #skull's nuzzles WILL be acquired #get too close to his tank and his eye lights up like hes on a mission

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toastedjeans · 1 day

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What if i wrote a short Siren Tower fic about how Gustavo saves Peppino from drowning, then weeks later Peppino sees Gustavo injured on the shore and takes care of him in his home, and Gustavo is just so fascinated by all the human things he discovers that Peppino can't help but find that little merman endearing

Would anyone even wanna read it? I don't think so. But I'm gonna do it anyway

#toast talk #pizza tower #pizza tower au #siren tower au #peppino spaghetti #gustavo pizza tower #there will be pepstavo. because it's me and I'm predictable #i just think it'd be cute how gus would react to everyday items like shirts or combs or whatever #also I've got to write more creatures..... it's fun......#also I'm going to a big aquarium zoo today. watch some sharks. get some inspiration hehe

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le-sluagh · 16 hours

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#3 Incorrect Batman DC AU

Harley Quinn: What time is it?

Joker: I don't know; pass me that kazoo and we'll find out

Joker: *Plays kazoo extremely loud*

Two Face: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING KAZOO AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Joker: It's 2 am

*****

Two Face: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Poison Ivy: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Two Face: That wasn't an ambulance, Harley Drove you.

Poison Ivy: But I heard a siren.

Joker: That was Harley.

Harley Quinn: Sorry, I got nervous.

*****

Riddler: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.

Two Face, Joker, Harley Quinn, and Poison Ivy, sarcastically: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

*****

Two Face: Never going to a meeting of the Legion of Doom again. Riddler started his argument with "Riddle me this".

*****

Robin: *running towards Batman with open arms*

Batman: *moves out of the way*

Robin: Hey, why'd you move?!

Batman: I thought you were going to attack me.

Robin: I was going to hug you!

Batman: Why would you hug me?

Robin: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

*****

*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

Joker: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Poison Ivy: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.

Two Face: if you want information it is

Harley Quinn: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

*****

Zoom: Your internet connection is unstable.

Two Face: You should see my life.

*****

*at a zoo*

Joker: What are they in for?

Lex Luthor: Joker, this isn't prison.

Joker: So they can leave?

Lex Luthor: No, but-

Joker, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

*****

Two Face: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!

Riddler: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Harvey Dent: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Riddler: Somehow that's worse.

*****

Mr. Freeze: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

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miasmaclockworks · 2 months

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Inhale (killk me)

kinito pet au ideas (all mine now)

Pirate au, swap/opposite au, frenzy au, beach vally au, valentines au, broken computer virus (BCV) au, house care au, real virus au, mimic au, best friend au, candyland au, light's out au, time traveler au, steam punk au, ghost au, phasmophobia au, dragon barrier au, librarian au, magical forest au, fruit au, fruit au, furry au, sailor moon au, pride au, obsessed au, ice cream au, midnight starlight au, AHIT au, star collector au, broken heart au, rejected friend au, accepted friend au, Poppy Playtime au, Five Nights At Freddys au, Warrior cats au, Midnight driver, killer au, prince of the night au, pool swimmer, Magical boy au, Critical au, Escape room au, god au, AU god au, Au hunter AU, scream au, Mii au, plane crash au, pilot au, mc donalds worker au, driver au, smile tapes au, nightmare au, night gamer au, artist au, over eater au, roblox au, creator au, caseoh au, wii au, wand au, childhood friend au, possessed au, apple core au, string worm au, drunkie au, caretaker au, love maniac au, drier au, washing machine au, Im a pretty princess au, venting au, among us au, gentle man au, Youtuber au, Actual axolotl au, you are what you eat au, mince meat butcher au, butcher au, doxxed au, sally the witch au, autistic au, ADHD au, Autistic and ADHD au, Motherborn au, alien au, Mother Mother au, soul au, dragon born au, vampire au, vampire hunter au, it was all just a dream? au, sunshine au, digital circus au, clockwork au, gymnastics au, rainbow factory au, twisted and turned au, patchworks au, unseen au, joker au, minimum wage worker au, skinwalker au, kinito darling au, forever and ever, everlasting pain, story teller au, time teller au, zoo keeper au, smiling critter au, truth be told au, rizzler au, farmer au, anthro au, Digital pop up au, backfired au, chef au, cuphead au, BABQFTIM au, carnival au, internet explorer au, kidnapper au, robber au, parental figure au, parent au, father au, apple picker au, trans au, siren au, mermaid au, cloud critters, monster energy au, emo au, goth au, alt goth, prince au, princess au, priest au, reality au, Epic the musical au, bass voice au, prince of the sea au, stranger au, never used au, stranger things au, abandoned au, hazbin hotel au, lemon and lime au, softie au, grunge au, sugar crush au, rainbow friends au, block break friends au, sugar crush au, sweet tooth au, undertale au, heartless au, toxic au, waist au, epic au, error au, fresh au, reaper au, horror au, other sans aus, medical au, high school au, ruby and max au, little horrors au, planter au, plant au, crystal au, glass crystal au, rockstar au, ancient Greek au, mario au, shroomba au, sonic the hedgehog au, snowday au, cave monster au, dinosaur au, game show hoster au, lunar moon au, bloodmoon au, eclipse au, sundrop au, moondrop au, dignity au, angels gaurd au, demons gaurd au, king of hell, king of the sea au, mother nature au, king of the land, landlord au, your boyfriend au, planetary au, leopard gecko au, leopard au, train conductor au, mountain lion au, polar bear au, Mad Scientist au, don't die au, raindrops au, seraph au, always watching au, teacher au, birthday party au, husk au, royal au, gummy bear au, cannibal au, discord au, My little pony au, bumblebee au, cat au, animal au, sweet treat au, warzone au, warframe au, roblox au, unicorn au, factory worker au, you au, dihedra au, pee au, every au I forget, Deleted forever au (not really), sleep tight au, Fire borne, dragon au, mythical animals au, goodbye friend, rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles au, Replicate au, smartie pants au, femboy au, backrooms au, gurlie au, too silly au, silly au, TADC au, lovesick au, grand master au, crazy au, lab monster au, (insert every animal here) au, Monster under your bed au, sloozy au, nightmare monster au, aroace king au, your imagination au, salamander au, desktop pet au, ukagaka au, he knows what you are au, roller blades au, you can run but you can't hide au, poison rain au, dementia au, mr worldwide mr 305 au, anime au, welcome home au, Yume Nikki au, gacha life au, gacha club au, Battle blocks au,

#kinitopet #kinito my beloved #kinito pet au #kinito pet #kinito #etc #kinito au #please don't steal #im watching you fools #yer fools

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randomontheinternet · 1 year

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I made a Llama master post (at least for the llamagines tag)

Here is the master doc. Be aware that it has bonus stuff at the bottom and has 56 pages. So if you’re using an older piece of technology, please spare its life and use the smaller docs

It is organized from newest to oldest and each AU has subcategories for altered MCs and altered circumstances. For example, the siren AU has subcategories for siren MCs, fishermen sanses, etc. If there are any questions or suggestions on organization, feel free to contact me!

Here are the AU categories in no particular order (each is sub 10 pages except one):

The Alternate Meetings AUs- Bakers, criminals, farmers, etc. Misc universes where they’re just regular fucked up guys but their circumstances have slightly changed. There are no special powers or mythical creatures.

Regular Sanses- The absolute longest category at 15 pages. Most are very general posts but plenty reference Aggre(g/v)ation, one of Llama’s fanfics. Regular yandere, Dust, and Error are also within.

Supernatural AUs- Forest gods, zombies, werewolves, etc. Think Halloween or horror.

Fantasy AUs- Fairytale guys, wonderland cats, dragons, etc. Lots of storybook elements and mythical creatures. Has a lot of overlap with the animal AUs so there may be seemingly misplaced AUs in there.

Zoo Animal AUs- Zoo moths, zoo sirens, zoo skiders, etc. The wildly popular zoo animal boys. Hardly needs explanation.

Wild Animal AUs- Naga, moths, harpies, etc. The zoo animal boys but if they were free and living the dream. Again, there is plenty of overlap with the fantasy AUs considering they’re fantasy animals but I thought they deserved their own categories (and I wanted to keep it all under 10 pages).

Sci-fi AUs- Robots, among us aliens, Portal robots, etc. Mostly has to do with robots and science-based AUs.

FNAF AUs- Yes, there are multiple FNAF AUs. Two pertain to the original FNAF game and Security Breach respectively and one specifically revolves around the daycare attendant robot boys.

Studio Ghibli AUs- Howl’s Moving Castle boys, Spirited Away boys, and Kiki’s Delivery Service boys. Those are all the AUs there are.

Mythology AUs- Death god Sans and a general god AU where everyone is a god including MC.

Gem AU- Set within the universe of Steven Universe. I’ll be honest, this is the messiest one of the bunch. There are a lot of posts and I started typing away on this one before I completely established how I wanted to organize everything. So some things are in the general category when they probably shouldn’t be and there are a lot of subcategories for this one. I recommend going about it casually, haha.

Bonus Stuff- This is the bonus stuff at the end of the master doc for if you don’t have the latest iphone.

If there are any questions or suggestions, feel free to message me here on Tumblr or on Discord if you found this that way!

Update: I can now confirm after a thorough inspection that all links work and are unrestricted! Thank you to all who requested access and let me know that some docs weren’t open! The docs are open to all!

#sans au #sans #sans undertale #undertale alternate universe #underfell sans #horrortale sans #sans x y/n #sans x reader #horror sans

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