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cuddle buddies

#meow

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I was born at a very young age.  I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.

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IF fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must FIGHT!

sun tzu said that, and i'm sure he knows a little more about fighting than YOU do, paaaalll because he INVENTED IT! and then he PERFECTED IT! so that no living man could best him im the ring of honor!

then, he used his fight money...to buy two of every animal on earth

and then he herded them onto a boat,

and beat the CRAP out of every single one!

and from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a TZU!!

UNLESS IT'S A FARM.

String identified: gtg t t ct, t t GT!

t a tat, a ' a tt at gtg ta , aaaa ca T T! a t CT T! tat g a c t t g !

t, gt …t t aa at

a t t t a at,

a at t CA t g !

a tat a a, a t a c aa a tgt ac, t' ca a T!!

T' A A.

Closest match: Daucus carota subsp. sativus cultivar DH1 chromosome 4 Common name: Carrot

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#🫡🫡🫡🫡 #tf2 #fave

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*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

#they weren't lying

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Why'd he do that 😭😭

(Source)

#meow

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saw a poodle earlier that was full body dyed Harley Quinn colors

like

but on a dog

even had the diamonds

...honestly not sure if i love that or hate it

#incredible

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saw a poodle earlier that was full body dyed Harley Quinn colors

like

but on a dog

even had the diamonds

...honestly not sure if i love that or hate it

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i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did

#that sentiment makes me so sad :( being a regular is a wonderful thing! it's a human connection!! please don't be shy about it!!! #i miss all the places i used to be a regular at and the people who worked there... just appreciate it while you can!

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#fave #i mean what are you supposed to do. take it back? nah that's where it goes now

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Cozy autumn nook on a rainy night! 🍁

#ear candy

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

#this phrase relieves my mind so many times per week

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Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

#easily the most frustrating thread i've ever witnessed

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thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

#THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE #silly little frogs

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five signs you might be a toaster

number one: youu. like bread

number two: you are over the temperature of 97⁰ internally

the toaster urge to connect yourself to an outlet

number four: sometimes, ? you just pop off for no reason ✧⁠*⁠。

- julia + jacob

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I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

#fave