#zero irony

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

It’s been amazing to watch the Left turn on Harry Potter with all the fury of the Church Moms of the ‘90s and ‘00s

#I was talking to someone about HP a little while ago and mentioned I couldn't read them as a kid because they were evil #and she was like ha ha turns out your mom was right after all! #zero irony #I have no solutions #I envy people who pursue the intellectual life and then start a Life Coaching website and share Wisdom #I am so G*d-damn confused #you're all insane #and that means that I'm insane #and since I am insane #I need to be a hermit

[ooccoo]

i told my girlfriend i wanted a goncharov poster for christmas and she was like "okay! uhm. do you want anything, like, real?"

#zero irony #i love her #goncharov

[jchamphero]

RIP AND TEAR UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT

#there won’t be another game like this #it’s my top 5 of all time #zero irony

[madzogonemad]

Vriska posting... /╲/( •̀ ω •́ )/\╱\

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #vriska serket #I actually said the second post irl with zero irony... #MadzArt

[cienie-isengardu]

The old version Lin Kuei meets the current Lin Kuei trio... and Bi-Han like always is asking the most important question.

#mortal kombat #mortal kombat 1 #cienie's art #lin kuei #sub zero #bi han #kuai liang #smoke #tomas vrbada #scorpion kuai liang #also the irony how mk9 smoke has a long hair but in mk1 he is the only one with short hair

[sidhewrites]

I'm reading american psycho for the first time and every conversation bateman has with his corporate buddies feels like something high school mean girls would say. They're so pathetic and bitchy and shallow, judging everyone's clothes and bragging about how expensive their stuff is. can't tell if i'm annoyed or amused or both

#text post #american psycho #bookblr #even the insults feel like a high school mean girl from like 2006 #gag me with a spoon carries more weight than some of the shit they say with zero irony

[choccy-milky]

1. your fic is absolutely amazing. Have been bingeing it and I’m literally obsessed. The way you write just itches my brain in such a good way, literally cannot contain my love and appreciation for your work👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 cheers to you!!! Can’t wait to keep reading

2. As I was reading I found out you also deadass drawing the art to go w/ the fic?? Literally you’re living my dream 😭 plus your art is so so so well done!!!!! It’s added so much joy to my reading experience

Cannot wait to see what else you have in store!!’ Hope you have an amazing, AMAZING day, week, year, etc.!!!! 💞🙌🏻🫶🏻

OMG IM GONNA CRY 😭😭 BAHAHA U SENT THIS AT SUCH A CRAZY MOMENT cuz i just checked my ao3 comments and was down about a rude comment i got, and then i come to tumblr and like, a few mins later/literally AS i was venting about it, u send this BAHAHA your choccy senses were tingling. IM SO GLAD U LIKE IT THO AND THAT YOURE ENJOYING IT (and my drawings, even if youve defs seen spoilers by now BAHHA) hope u have a good day too, u defs brightened mine!! THANK UUUU💖💖💖

@kaviary-blog this looks so funny bc i censored u just to keep it (mostly) spoiler free BUT AW THANK U DAMN IM HONOURED THAT MY FANFIC WAS THE ONE TO MAKE YOU CRY?? IM SO HAPPY HOW INVESTED YOU ARE 😭😭💖💖 im also super happy with that chap and its so satisfying like you said to finally be able to tie of all those threads so IM GLAD IT WAS WORTH IT💖

@lovesicklovermia ONE DAY???? OMG. FIRST TWO DAYS NOW ONE?? ITS JUST GETTING SHORTER AND SHORTER. next thing i know someones gonna be like yeah so i took some highly experimental drug that lets me read at 1000% the pace of a normal person, and i finished ur fic in 2 hours 😍omg loved it!!!😍😍 BAHAHAHA but omg i totally see what u mean, they do HAHA. AND THANK U💖💖 IM GLAD UR LIKING IT💖

YEAH so in my fic fifth years are 16, and by the time things get....explicit....clora and seb are 17. im not against consuming media with teenagers depicted in sexual situations like euphoria or riverdale or w.e else bc i get that its fiction and these are just real things that happen so its fine to write about them, but their canonical ages of 15 was still too young for me and i wanted them to be 17 before it got the E rating (which is why clora and sebs birthdays end up being so close, bc i was RUSHING for them to turn 17 BAHAHHAA)

BAHAHA clora and seb secretly being together is like the most poorly kept secret in my fic, like im sure her parents technically KNOW, but due to old fashioned traditions and whatnot (and it being 1891) seb wants to be able to propose properly and with a proper ring, bc clive is intimidating and he doesnt wanna just be like "yeah so im dating your daughter and weve already fucked and i plan to marry her" LOOL he wants to do things properly and be with her with her dads permission(even tho its a bit late for that HAHA) BUT WE CAN JUST PRETEND. tldr its basically just out of some sense of chivalry on sebs side, a fear of her dad, and wanting to do things right LOL

ALSO WAIT OMG STOPPPPP I WAS LITERALLY JUST ABOUT TO POST THIS BUTI HAVE TO INCLUDE THIS NOW

YOU SAW MY POST AND IMMEDIATELY DREW THIS AS A RESPONSE WHILE IN CLASS?? BAHAHAHA IM ACTUALLY SO TOUCHED RN IM TEARING UP WTF THATS SO SWEET OF YOU WTFFFFFFFFF THANK YOU SO MUCH😭😭😭💖💖 (NOW PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS!!🤬🤬)

#ask #rude comment?? forgotten. coke zero?? SLURPED #the irony of drawing CLORA in class bc she would disapprove and want u to pay attention BAHAHAH

[timeskip]

Can you imagine if Dio reflected on literally any of the circumstances of his creation instead of following through with all that

#and this is the tragedy and irony of his character. this is a good thing #zero escape #vlr #dio vlr #vlr spoilers #zero escape spoilers

[madame-helen]

#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #humor #funny #lol #satire #funny memes #funny humor #funny meme #comedy #goddess of victory: nikke #re zero #video games #irony #joke #parody

[mintharasthrone]

if orin was a man she would be so much more popular and given the most empathy

#orin the red #orin #and not met with the misogyny or people not acknowledging what she is a victim to. she's faces violence and the only person #she's been groomed into “loving” is a man who had her by raping her own sister he wants to rape her or for durge to rape her and abuses her #i loathe that a character who is a woman who has faced things that are part of really graphic serious subject matter as a joke or to mock #like if people look at orin and go haha stupid evil crazy woman larian should have done better and not made light of this #the fact that people think she's the least sympthatic is pure misogyny #how tragic that i will never see her turn her rage violence and chaos at the men who abused her groomed her and used her #and she dies so some fucking man can live and get a new life #if you're gonna yell at me about this post i will not respond #even dare i say the most popular villain? if there wasn't durge/gortash? even larian panders to any fav male characters she gets no love #ketheric is an abusive selfish father and the game and fandom see him as some sympathetic character....orin has zero autonomy thinking #ketheric is not even sympathetic but even saying gortash has it the worst more than orin is pure misogyny and your blind thirsting #she has even more trauma than any male version of her can have because misogyny but that's the irony #she would get the empathy if she was a man & female characters in general would be more loved/popular/defended if they were men lbr #those essays an energy women and fandom only put into expressing empathy for tragic men

[concorp]

i am so surprised by the fact bdubs and etho are like, genuinely only now learning abt fandom stuff??? back in the day the mindcrackers were generally quite aware of it and some talked abt it pretty often. like. did they just forget about it or something?? 

anyways heres baj and mc reading a god awful fic i wrote when i was 14 during the mindcrack marathon in 2015. doc walks in near the end of it with no idea what they’re reading. someone donated $200 dollars for this. 

#for added context. they did have permission to read it #as well as every fic they read during the marathon that year #which included a *lot* of shippy stuff #aurey reached out to the community and asked us to submit stuff #also i am not exaggerating how bad the fic is #its probably the funniest thing ive ever written but when i wrote it there was *zero* irony behind it #talking

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

Holoform/humanformers designs for Windcharger, Trailbreaker, and Skids :D

they're my little guys and i love them so very much

#transformers #transformers idw #transformers mtmte #transformers art #transformers windcharger #transformers trailbreaker #transformers skids #transformers holoforms #humanformers #windcharger's holoform is female because irony (and also haircut) #he has utterly zero tit #skids took all the tiddy genes from mama shockwave #left none for windcharger

[news4dzhozhar]

#annelle sheline #us state department #another resignation over Palestine #Joe Bye-Done #genocide joe #apartheid #save palestine #ethnic cleansing #israel is an apartheid state #seek truth #free palestine 🇵🇸 #genocide #illegal occupation #israel is committing genocide #israeli war crimes #humanitarian crisis #what human rights is the US even pretending to promote? #irony #the US is complicit in genocide war crimes and the starvation of countless innocent Palestinians #the US has zero credibility on the worlds stage and doesnt deserve any #catastrophic hunger #israeli war criminals #israel is a terrorist state #this was NEVER about Hamas #propaganda kills #israeli lies #never again is NOW! #Israel lies while Palestine dies #let Palestine live #stand with palestine

[flipperdipper10]

Magia Record is a funny game and Scene Zero is even funnier.

I've already talked about how Shigure's story is kinda ironic since she made her wish and then did the exact thing her wish was meant to prevent.

The funny part is that she isn't the only one who does this, Scene Zero does this too with Mabayu. Also, spoilers for Scene Zero film 12 below.

I love this girl so, so much. She's such a goober. Why is so silly. I hope she goes to therapy.

But essentially since I'm mostly watching Scene Zero via the translations 29udon is doing on youtube (seriously go subscribe to them they're doing gods work) right now we're at 12-20. And this is where the finale of Mabayu's backstory as a magical girl just finished playing out and we learn of how Mabayu reacted to this.

We learned that Mabayu worked with Mami to help girls contract by seeing the future and knowing what the girls would wish for and as a result would tell Mami just what to say in order to get the girls to contract. And eventually these girls would go on and become witches, and once Mabayu realized what she had been doing she erased her own memory of ever being a magical girl, thus why she had amnesia for the solid part of Scene Zero.

Homura also knew about this because in one of the films after Mabayu died she went and asked Mami "hey whose this green bitch" and Mami told her but Homura never told Mabayu out of respect for Mabayu's decision.

So how does Mabayu react to learning The Truth? Uhhhhhhh not well but like who can blame her that's not something you'd want to remind yourself of. So she does the exact same thing her mom did. She saw her own future. And just like her mom fell into despair over that fact, so did Mabayu.

What Mabayu's future saw was that Mabayu turned into a witch with Mami (a fairly dangerous witch due to how high Mabayu's karmic destiny is at this point) and Homura has to kill her. As the time loop resets again, Mabayu witches the second she comes back to life in despair of Homura failing to kill Walpurgis, and the time loop doesn't reset after that (Implying Homura either died or, more likely, became a witch). And reasonably as you can react when you see futures that can't be changed, Mabayu is panicking and spiraling hard.

And then Kyubey got Madoka involved. The person Mabayu's been doing this to help with Homura. Kyubey told Madoka everything he's managed to reason out about what Homura and Mabayu are doing, and Madoka, in true Madoka fashion (we love her so much she's so nice), decides to use her wish to save Mabayu.

It comes full circle- Mabayu used her wish to save her mom from the despair of seeing her own future, and now Madoka used hers to save Mabayu from the despair of seeing her own future.

It's so interesting when Madoka or Magia Record does this, where they use the wish the character made as a backbone for the characters arc where the options are either: realize the irony and change your ways, double down and have the irony be something the readers can point at, or the third option, go full circle and have the girl end up back where they were when they made the wish.

I'm so, so excited for how Scene Zero eventually ends up, and Mabayu is up there as one of my favorite magical girls right now I love her so much. I really should make a tierlist of my favorite girls Mabayu is up there in top tier.

#magia record #mabayu aki #scene zero #homura akemi #madoka kaname #god i love magical girl irony its so tasty #chomp chomp chomp these magical girls are so fun to think about #also the green haired girls keep drawing my attention for some reason #shoutout to green haired magical girls fr love those guys

[cienie-isengardu]

Bi-Han & Tomas & Harumi

Through the story mode, Bi-Han was not acknowledged as Grandmaster. Liu Kang always addressed him by name, even when he was recruiting his Champions. Kuai Liang and Tomas called him brother, never using his proper rank (though that is understandable as they usually talked in privacy far away from other characters). The only person calling him Grandmaster and doing it respectfully was Shang Tsung when he was tempting the man to join his side. Other than that, Kung Lao called Bi-Han the Grandmaster as an insult when he won the fight against Sub-Zero in chapter 1.

Then we have Tomas who was not acknowledged at all by Liu Kang throughout the whole story mode and who helps Kuai Liang to build the Shirai Ryu clan and train its warriors. Smoke called himself "Shirai Ryu's second-in-command"

Quan Chi: The littlest Lin Kuei has come to fight me. Smoke: Try the Shirai Ryu's second-in-command.

However, as far as I managed to check out the intro dialogues, I do not notice anyone acknowledging that rank of his. Kuai Liang does not call Tomas that nor introduce or talk about him as such. Interestingly, Quan Chi does acknowledge Reiko as the "second in command" which adds the contrast to Smoke being looked down upon.

Tomas is the one that stood by Kuai Liang and the first to pledge his loyalty to Scorpion. He helps train warriors and he is the one responsible for finding and bringing Hanzo Hasashi but he is not really acknowledged in any special way for his part in creating Shirai Ryu.

We also have Harumi Shirai who took in Kuai Liang and Tomas when they had nothing and provided them help and place to stay. She is the head of her clan and the one with land, money and means to build a new clan and without her support, there would not be Shirai Ryu or the creation would not go so fast at least. Tie-in material implies Harumi to be a fighter and but once she married Kuai Liang, somehow she is reduced to his wife/beloved even though she is literally a co-founder of Shirai Ryu, as she was the one that provided material needs and safe place for Kuai Liang and Tomas to train new members.

And not to bitter, but Bi-Han, Tomas and Harumi should make a club of those whose rank/position/contribution is not acknowledged.

#mortal kombat #bi han #sub zero #harumi shirai #tomas vrbada #smoke #the trio that deserves better! #also oh the irony that all major characters to kuai liang's story are so pushed to the background ;/

[thebalancedangel]

You, silly billies: *pairing up Astarion with some bat Pokémon*

Me, the genius: *pairing up Astarion with (Ultra) Necrozma*

#pokémon #pokemon #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #astarion #astarion ancunin #necrozma #baldurs gate astarion #astarion baldurs gate #please ignore the fact that mashing pokemon and baldur's gate 3 makes less than zero sense #please ignore the fact that i know shit about baldur's gate 3 #ooc #the delicious irony of astarion being forced to stay in the shadows while necrozma is pretty much a prism being powered by light