thebalancedangel

[thebalancedangel]

???: Who dares disturb my eternal rest?

???: You trifle with powers far beyond your comprehension, devil.

???: Speak!

???: *reveals herself to be Amanita*

Amanita: …That was pretty decent, right, Aurie? 😏

Amanita: *whispering* Maybe pushing it. 😟

Amanita: …Is it OK if I call you “devil” like that? 😅

Aurelia: “Devil” is better than “spawn”…and a solid haunting all in all, Inky. 🙂

Aurelia: But I’d better run, there’s something I have to do. 😉

Amanita: Then begone! 😁

#bg3 #baldurs gate iii #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 aurelia #amanita szarr #lady incognita #aurelia #this is after cazador’s death #amanita living with the spawns #inky as a diminutive of incognita #the thing aurelia has do to is normal chores #ooc

[thebalancedangel]

Cazador: So what are you doing here?

Amanita: Oh, you know, just, flying around.

Cazador: Flying around?

Amanita: Flying around.

Cazador: Thwarting my plans?

Amanita: Thwarting your plans?

Cazador: Are you?

Amanita: No.

Cazador: Good, 'cause that would be bad.

Amanita: How bad?

Cazador: I'd have to kill you.

Amanita: That's bad.

Cazador: Indeed.

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate iii #cazador szarr #amanita szarr #lady incognita #ooc

[thebalancedangel]

[My brain is merging Leon from Pokémon and Leon from Baldur's Gate 3 and I say it's very hilarious of my brain.]

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate iii #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate 3 #pokemon #pokémon #pokemon leon #bg3 leon #bg3 leon onufrio #leon onufrio #ooc #champion time! except it's favored spawn time! #leon onufrio doing a charizard pose that's meaningless in that context

[thebalancedangel]

Click for full res!✂️

I figured Astarion might struggle to cut his own hair, so it's quite lucky his sorta partner is so skilled with sharp objects.

Yes this was all a very elaborate excuse to draw Abdirak with long hair.

In the event that it's hard to read, feel free to check the raw dialogue below the cut or use the alt text description.

[Abdirak]

That should do. 

I’d hand you a mirror, but…

[Astarion]

I’m sure it’s good enough. I’m just thankful my ears are still intact. A Godsdamn miracle with you holding those things.

[Abdirak]

(*Tsk Tsk*)

How presumptuous, dear one. I do not wield my implements with such reckless abandon. 

Though I have found their use for penance rather… unsatisfactory, I am well acquainted with shears. My hair was once thrice as long as yours, you know.

[Astarion]

Hmm…?

[Astarion]

W-well… I’m sure you looked just awful…

[Abdirak] 

I'm inclined to agree. 

You are quite fortunate to not have witnessed it, and further that you never will.

[Astarion]

Don't sell yourself short now, darling. Perhaps next time you will—

[Abdirak]

No no, some decisions are best left in the past.

[Astarion]

B-but you have to admit, it could be funny.

[Abdirak]

Ha! It would take far more than that to improve my comedic ability. 

[Astarion] 

But—

#ooc #fanart #abdirak #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 abdirak

[thebalancedangel]

[What if Hypnos put himself to sleep to evade Chronos' influence?]

#hades game #hades ii #hades hypnos #hypnos hades #hypnos #ooc #headcanon #headcanons

[thebalancedangel]

#bg3 #baldurs gate iii #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #vampire spawn #vampire spawns #ooc #poll #polls

[thebalancedangel]

Sebastian: I'm sorry.

Aurelia: What for?

Sebastian: For talking badly about-...him...in your face.

Sebastian: You probably feel some sort of affection for him.

Aurelia: I do feel affection for him.

Aurelia: But I also...well...can't blame you? For talking badly of him?

Aurelia: *whispering* I do that too.

Sebastian: ...Excuse me?

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate iii #bg3 aurelia #bg3 sebastian #aurelia #sebastian #bartender aurelia #serving blood and alcohol #i don't know if alcohol affects vampires the same as humans in dnd lore #ooc #they are talking about astarion #feel free to imagine what sebastian said

[thebalancedangel]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers ♡♡♡

[

-Images/videos of silly puppies doing silly things

-Images/videos of silly kitties doing silly things

-Making my numbers go up in videogames

-Hugs

-Good food

]

#did i cheat? yes #but i’m not in the mood for deep introspection #ooc #bhaalsdeepbat #ask #asks

[thebalancedangel]

[

This design is basically Astarion.]

#bg3 #pokemon #pokémon #baldurs gate iii #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate 3 #astarion ancunin #briar pokemon #pokemon briar #the hairstyle looks so similar #also the outfit #i know he actually looks different #but let me draw parallels #ooc

[thebalancedangel]

[Astarion BaldursGate if he had the voice of Hypnos HadesGame.]

#bg3 #hades game #baldurs gate iii #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion ancunin #hades hypnos #hypnos hades #hypnos #ooc #crack

[thebalancedangel]

Petras: Oh my gods! This guy talks to his weapons?

Petras: That’s so weird!

Petras: Isn’t that right, walking corpse I talk to all the time whom I call sister and who’s also part literal devil?

Aurelia: Yeah, that’s super freaky-dicky!

#bg3 #baldurs gate iii #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #pale petras #bg3 pale petras #bg3 petras #bg3 aurelia #aurelia #ooc

[thebalancedangel]

[Halsin can and has turned into a bear.

You know who did it before him?

This guy:

]

#bg3 #mlp fim #baldurs gate iii #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #halsin #mlp thorax #ooc

[thebalancedangel]

[BG3 x Pokémon crossover where Cazador is a homewrecker.

That is, he separates Tandemauses and Mausholds and feeds the vampire spawns the individual Mauses.

And also he torments a Raichu that you can fight.]

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate iii #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #pokemon #crossover #cazador szarr #tandemaus #maushold #raichu #ooc

[thebalancedangel]

( Aurelia ) He approached her and gave a moment for her to back away if she so wished before hugging her in turn. "It has been quite some time, hasn't it?"

The instant he steps forward she knows what he plans on doing, and while it wasn't the first time overall, it certainly was the first time with Astarion that there wasn't any sort of hesitation in her form. It seemed almost welcomed in fact, as she smiles a brilliant smile, crimson eyes alight with happiness at the blatant show of affection and trust. Stepping that last distance between them, Aurelia let her arms wrap around Astarion, head tucking against his shoulder as she takes a deep breath, one meant to settle her. She'd let the hug last as long as he wanted it to, before she pulled away to stand on her own, though she couldn't help how almost regretful it was.

She loved hugs

"Too long! Blast our time difference between the realms... oh well. Just means we need to make the most of what time we have now!" She clapped her hands together, bouncing on her feet. "Now what should we do first!?"

#ooc #cute #astarion ancunin #aurelia #bg3 aurelia

[thebalancedangel]

#ooc #aurelia #fanart #bg3 aurelia #bg3 #her smile is really cute

[thebalancedangel]

AURELIA

#ooc #fanart #bg3 #aurelia #bg3 aurelia

[thebalancedangel]

#ooc #fanart #bg3 #bg3 leon #bg3 aurelia #aurelia #leon #leon onufrio