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rougepancake · 9 months

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marie you sharing that art of old hoeseph vs young hoeseph got me thinking of a threesome most foul.......

OHHH MY GODDDDDD

DOUBLE THE TROUBLE

FT. Oldseph and Young Joseph Joestar; (fem!reader)

WARNINGS: Minors and ageless blogs dni. Sexually explicit content under cut. Threesome, cunnilingus, oldseph is experienced and youngseph is not, let’s just say that oldseph teaches youngseph how to treat a woman, little bit o’ selfcest, mentions of oral towards the end, masturbation. NOT proofread.

How did this happen? One moment you’re fighting a stand user alongside Mr Joestar and the next you’re helping… younger him off of the ground. The stand user was nowhere to be seen, which meant that you and Mr Joestar were now stuck with Joseph, who wouldn’t stop asking questions.

“Where am I? How did I get here? Are you… me? Damn I’m fine! Who are you? Damn you’re fine too!” Joseph rambled on nonsensically, checking himself out alongside you. “I aged like a fine wine, didn’t I?” He looked directly at you, wearing a shit eating grin.

“Mr Joestar, what do we do now?” You turned to look at the older man, who was not paying a single bit of attention to you. “Mr Joestar??” He smiled at the sight of his younger self, his eyes shining mischievously.

“Hey what’s that look for?” Joseph raised an eyebrow, crossing his arms defensively. Though, he had a point, what was that look for?

“See Y/n! I told you I was a looker when I was younger!” Mr Joestar exclaimed, shouting in glee as he ran over to Joseph. He grabbed the younger man by his shoulders and shook him silly. “You can’t even deny it! Just look at this guy!!”

“Mr Joestar.” You rolled your eyes and frowned at him. “What are we going to do about younger you? We can’t just let the others see him.”

“Hey! I have a name, you know!”

“Shut it dipshit! I’m thinking!” Your comeback immediately silenced him, and he almost looked surprised by the fact that you had such energy in you. “Mr Joestar, we should take him back to the hotel. We can get him a room and such, but we’ve gotta keep him somewhere while we figure out how to get rid of him.”

The older man nodded, grabbing you by the arm and pulling you aside. “Listen. It’s younger me we’re dealing with. And if I know myself, that little shit isn’t going to listen to us worth a damn. So he’s gonna stay in your room.” He looked over at Joseph, who was talking to himself as he observed the wall he was leaning against.

“Hard pass.”

“What?! Why not?!?” Clearly he wasn’t expecting that response, but it’s not like he could fight you on it. “Fine. He’ll stay in my room. I’ll kick out Avdol and make him sleep with Polnareff.”

Looking over at Joseph, you sighed, shaking your head. “Sure. Sounds like a plan.” You held back a chuckle as you made eye contact with Joseph, who immediately smiled. He was like a puppy.

And you’d be damned if you didn’t find him adorable.

“Just stop by my room if you need anything. It’s not like I’ll get a lot of sleep anyways.” You waved lazily and wandered off towards the hotel. And while you maintained a calm composure, you were panicking internally.

Two Josephs?!? You were so fucked.

The sound of soft knocking at your door pulled you from your slumber, nearly scaring the shit out of you. Who could possibly up at this hour? Was it an enemy stand user?? You hopped out of your bed and stumbled towards the door, taking a defensive stance as you opened it.

And naturally, you were met with the face of Mr Joestar.

“Mr Joestar. What are you doing here?” You mumbled and stepped aside, allowing him to come into your room. Behind him followed Joseph, who looked wide awake.

“He won’t let me sleep. You watch him for a bit.” He spoke as if you were Joseph’s mother and he were his exhausted father.

“Hell no. He’s literally you,” with a huff, you plopped back down onto the bed. Who did he think he was to demand such a thing of you? Why can’t he just find a way to shut Joseph up himself?? “Just feed him or something.”

“You’re talking about me like I’m an animal.” Joseph’s voice whispered into your ear. When had he gotten so close?? And what was with that tone of voice??? “I’m not.”

“Do you not know the values of personal space?!” You kicked him away and sat up, crossing your arms. From your position you could see Mr Joestar and Joseph eyeing you, one gaze exhausted and the other bright and bubbly.

“What? Can I not appreciate your beauty?”

Oh he thought he was smooth for that one.

“Joseph, let’s not do this now.” Mr Joestar grumbled, shaking his head. “Can’t believe I’m talking to myself.”

“Neither can I.” A yawn slipped through your lips, a gasp quickly following afterwards as your back collided with the mattress. Joseph trapped you between his arms, his eyes wide as he stared down at you.

“You know, you sure are pretty.”

“Pretty?” You felt the mattress shift as Mr Joestar adjusted himself, scooting closer to you. “Joseph that’s now how you woo a woman.”

“Oh yeah?!” Joseph challenged, looking up at him with a scowl. “Since you’re so good, why don’t you show me? Just how exactly do I ‘woo a woman’ old man?”

You barely even noticed that Mr Joestar had moved to sit behind you, his chest pressing against your back. “W-Woah now- what’s this about-??” Your voice cracked as you spoke, only furthering your embarrassment. His strong arms wrapped around your waist as his head rested in the crook of your neck, his breath warm against your skin.

“You see Joseph, you’ve gotta treat her like a queen. If you don’t, then she’ll dip.” Mr Joestar ignored your protests and began to kiss your neck, his beard tickling you slightly. His touch was light as a feather. And it made your face flush.

“You’ve gotta be gentle,” he whispered against your skin, one of his hands slipping underneath the waistband of your shorts while the other held you in place. “Right Y/n?”

Was this a dream?? It seemed so surreal, especially since you’ve always found the man to be attractive.

“Right, Mr J-Joestar…” you were breathless, with your head rolled back and your eyes squeezed shut. Even if it is just a dream, you were willing to take advantage of it.

“I see…” Joseph’s eyes were focused on you, his gaze practically searing into your skin. The bed dipped as he leaned forward, and you felt his hand on your cheek. “Gentle, you say? What if she likes it rough?”

“Well you’ve gotta build up to that, Joseph. She’ll tell you what she wants in time.” Right as he said that, his finger rubbed against your clit, causing you to gasp. “See? She likes that.”

That bastard. He was really taking his time, wasn’t he?

Your hips bucked against his hand as he pushed your shorts down, spreading your legs so that he could give Joseph the full view. However, the brunette couldn’t have cared less about what the older man was doing to you. He was too busy working up the courage to kiss you.

Mr Joestar rubbed his finger along your folds slowly, his lips still pressed against your neck as he collected your slick. Then, right as he pushed his finger into you, Joseph smashed his lips onto yours.

Your mouth opened in a silent moan, and Joseph took that as his sign to shove his tongue into your mouth. He wasn’t a good kisser by any means, but god the feeling was sending you over the edge.

Joseph’s hands ran along the sides of your body as he kissed you. He seemed confident, just like his older counterpart, and it turned you on.

“Joseph-“ You were cut off by the loud whine that escaped you, as Mr Joestar had added another finger to the mix. You felt like you were melting, and your body leaned back into his and further away from Joseph.

“See? Take things slow and she’ll be nice and ready.”

“I get it. Let me try…” Joseph leaned forward and removed Mr Joestar’s fingers. Your reaction made him smirk, and he wasted no time slipping two fingers into your entrance. Mr Joestar took that as his sign to undress, slipping off his shirt and unbuckling his pants while Joseph fingered you.

Another moan was torn from you, as his pace much faster than the older man’s. It was starting to drive you crazy, especially since you could now feel Mr Joestar’s hardened cock against your back.

“Y/n… would you like to help me out over here..?” He asked you sweetly, taking your hand and guiding it to his dick. Once he got you situated, he smiled at Joseph, as if to brag that you were touching him first.

Joseph didn’t like that idea, and did about the only thing he could think of.

“You know, if you don’t stop being a douche then I might have to French kiss you.” Joesph’s lips formed into a smirk, satisfied by both your reaction and Mr Joestar’s. But the old man’s surprise was short lived.

“Why don’t you then?”

God they really were the same person, weren’t they?

You continued to stroke Mr Joestar’s cock, your pace quickening as Joseph hesitated, forcing the old man’s head to roll back. A low moan passed through his lips that made your stomach flip, and apparently Joseph was just as entranced.

“I’ll pass…” he mumbled and lowered himself between your legs, his nose brushing against your clit. Joseph hummed, experimentally wrapping his lips around it and sucking, chuckling as you squirmed.

Mr Joestar clamped a hand over your lips as you stroked him, his voice wavering. “Now now, remember what you said? We can’t let the others know…” He leaned into you weakly, another moan escaping him. “So keep quiet, okay y/n? Be a good girl and let me teach Joseph how to handle you.”

#the lore is strong with us on this one (I pulled it out of my ass)#god I blacked out and wrote this Istg I did not mean to write this much #joseph joestar x reader #oldseph x reader #oldseph #x reader #jjba x reader #old joseph joestar #joseph joestar #jjba joseph #jjba smut #jjba x you #jojos bizzare adventure x reader #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyō na bōken #jojo’s bizarre adventure

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starry-blue-echoes · 1 year

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Just had my first successful driving attempt and now I'm wondering what it was like when the jojo's first went behind the wheel

-oc anon

Jonathan........ wasn't technically around for cars, but he has ridden horses before!....... didn't go the best, to be honest. Jonathan's really uneasy around horses, which in turn makes them uneasy around him. Not to mention, his sheer size means that the horse needs to be pretty big just so it can support his weight, which just adds more to his fear of horses which again adds more to the horse's unease of him

Joseph is that guy who you should never let drive. Period. Speed limits are a suggestion he occasion takes and his turns are stupidly sharp. He's much better on a bike, but a car is a big no. He gets better when he older, but Youngseph is not to be trusted in the driver's seat He's the Last Resort Driver who you really wonder if getting to wherever you need to go if worth it

Jotaro is actually a pretty decent driver all things considered. He doesn't enjoy doing it, but he'll be able to get you from Point A to Point B with little issue. Surprisingly doesn't have much road rage, but he will listen to sea creature podcasts and any attempts to change the channel will result in a broken wrist

Josuke is also a surprisingly good drive. He's a bit more reckless than Jotaro, and really loves to blast music. He will absolutely sing at the top of his lungs, but it helps him focus no I'm not projecting what are you talking about

Giorno is entirely self taught and that Is Not A Good Thing. Every traffic law he knows he's learned while driving and based on how many people honk or yell at him, and half the "laws" he knows aren't actually correct. He knows every backstreet in Naples so if you need to get somewhere quick, he's your guy (just no promises if he'll get you there in one piece)

Jolyne is also a surprisingly good driver, and a very talkative one too. On the surface it seems like she isn't paying attention, but when she's driving around other people she's a surprisingly safe driver. However, when there aren't people? All bets are off, loves to speed down long empty stretches of road with the windows rolled down. Definitely goes on recreational drives with no real intent of going anywhere

Johnny...... road rage. Enough said.

Gappy is a mixed bag. On one hand, he has enough lingering knowledge about how to drive that he can do so safely, but he's not super great about keeping his eyes on the road. He prefers to be a passenger so he can look out the window and watch the scenery. If someone else can drive they'd be preferable, but he's not a Last Resort, if that makes sense

Jodio is like Giorno but worse. Giorno at least tries to drive safe, Jodio on the other hand Does Not Give A Single Fuck. Everything he knows about driving comes from watching Dragona and 90% of the time he ignores that last knowledge because Hey Wouldn't It Be Funny If I-

Dragona has banned him from the driver seat for this reason

(also, CHRIST this took so much finagling to fit all the tags)

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kirstenonic05 · 1 year

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Jotaro is so disappointed man...

Interesting to see youngseph hairspikes on oldseph!

#gets better with age huh?#oldseph #jotaro kujo #jjba #2023 bday

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laimar · 2 years

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💌 hi bitch

get out my inbox BITCH!!!!

u remind me of youngseph and jesse pinkman and kakyoin and also the entire aitsf franchise bc idk individual characters like that. and Hi there kitten and mista and trish goodmorning. teehee 😋~☆ (idk why i ddid that im quirky)

#asks #faust #i think that is mt tag for u #if not it will be:#faustay #ask game

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midnighteraser · 1 year

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Pfff haha night at the museum au. maybe old joseph could be like a painting of "war hero sgt. joestar in his later years" who is fed up with wax figure youngseph's antics. "I can't believe you're supposed to be me!" "Well i'm not the one stuck in a silly little frame old man!"

Oh my gosh imagine being bullied by a painting... of your older self.

Yet, Oldseph has to live in shame of his younger self's antics at all times, poor guy. I like to think he might be able to bleed into televisions similar to how Hermit Purple works in order to help Jotaro and such

#natm au #au #jjba #crossover #answer box

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hauntedhazards · 3 years

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lovesick (youngseph x gn! reader)

UNFINISHED. VERY UNFINISHED. I MIGHT NOT FINISH IT IN THE FUTURE. WHO KNOWS.

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genre- fluff? angst? mostly angst? mostly fluff? i have no idea..

warnings- none. sfw

summary: stupid boy, making me fall in love with him.

song: bubble gum by clairo

(a/n) this is one of my first fics lmao. don't read if you're looking for a good fic, this is also kind of to track my writing progress. hope you enjoy, i guess.

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Joseph Joestar was a casanova.

Or an aspiring one, at the very least. It was clear from the beginning that he was your typical overconfident, flirty, wannabe Prince Charming.

You had sworn to yourself that no matter how sweet, how endearing, how so very pretty he was, you wouldn’t fall in love with him. He was the opposite of you, the very kind of boy who would never fall in love with someone like you .

At least, that was what you wanted yourself to think. But the only thoughts in your head were all about him. That stupid, stupid boy. How pathetic can I possibly get? You’ve sworn to yourself that the one thing you would never be is lovesick, and this is what you’re doing.

Lately, though, things were different. Before, he had used corny pick-up lines and cheap comments to try and lure you in. You had remained vigilant around him, and always tried to redirect the conversion for fear of flirting back. But now, the atmosphere has changed. The Joestar seemed more protective of you, especially around Caesar. Although he was still making an effort to maintain his appearance, you could see the disguise was slipping.

Of course you had an idea about what it was about- you weren’t stupid. But some part of your brain reminded you to not get your hopes up. It was obvious that you felt some kind of way towards him, but only to yourself. And as much as you wanted to believe that he felt the same kind of way, you were sure it was just wishful thinking.

#joseph joestar #youngseph #youngseph x reader #jjba #jjba part two #joseph joestar x reader #angst #fluff #sfw #gn reader

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