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soapywankenopy · 3 months

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Percy, after taking down a whole squadron of soldiers and pinning Hades to the ground with only a sword and looking down to find that he is not wounded at all: "Huh I guess the river thing worked"

Nico: o.O

#percy jackson #pjo book spoilers #pjo books #pjo #percy jackson spoilers #the last olympian #pjo spoilers #i warned you #you should have these tags blocked #if you don't want spoilers #last olympian #pjo nico #percy pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #nico pjo #nico di angelo #perseus jackson #the boy you are

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mildmayfoxe · 5 months

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STAY ★ TRUE || patreon print for dec / shop

#art tag #patreon tag #linocut #printmaking #block print #block printing #relief print #traditional art #linoprint #they should invent a baren i like more than my dented tea canister lid. the bamboo one is ok but the texture roughs up the paper #if only i wasn't allergic to spending money on better stuff #also i fuckin. hate speedball professional that shit sucks. gets fuckin tacky as hell even tho its oil base #what a nightmare. caligo you are my one and only love #i shouldve asked for one of those fancy clay or glass barens for christmas. you know the ones with the really smooth glaze...#ok anyway yeah this is the patreon print for december!#for once i wasn't very careful about the chatter so a lot of them have some bits on the edges. whatever its art #gotta remind people its all carved

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katiefratie · 27 days

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I don't think this is gonna happen but taking the gem out better not "cure" Lydia of needing a wheelchair like yes I know thats a huge/the reason she's there but Years of that physical stress cannot be undone just like that I will be so upset

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #im tagging this only for spoiler blocking reasons if you start anything with me here i will block you so fast #d20 already isnt great at handling disabilities #the inclusion of people is great absolutely!#but like aelwyn constantly being awake and in an orb for months should have affected her #gunnies whole everything is just wow insane wild that they did any of that #and i literally like him!#just dont take this away because the cured the magical gem curse

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nellasbookplanet · 11 months

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Now that season 2 of good omens is only about a month away and everyone waiting has already watched season 1 and read the book multiple times, may I suggest something to tide you over while waiting:

When the Angels Left the Old Country by Sacha Lamb! Featuring an angel and a demon best-friend pair going on a trip together and being very confused by humans and their weird ways! It is very good!

The general tone is pretty humorous and light-hearted, the characters are fun, the mythology is fun, it’s all very jewish and very queer but light on romance (there’s an f/f subplot though!). The plot is less apocalyptic than Good Omens (they’re looking for a missing girl, not trying to stop armageddon) but equally as engaging.

In short: read When the Angels Left the Old Country, please, I beg of you, it deserves so much love

#when the angels left the old country #good omens #this is equally a suggestion to help the wait and a desperate appeal for more people in general to read wtaltoc #its one of my favorites its so so good #hmm should i start a tag for just talking about books?#i used to have one i think but i havent used it in years #but ive been doing a bit more book talk lately #and i'm tempted to amp it up #sighs wistfully. i miss talking about books to the void #anyway if you hop on this post to complain about gaiman I'm blocking you #i like both books and this is a recomendation not a competition #nella talks books

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originalaccountname · 5 months

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awww they match ❤

#looking at sb to fact-check myself for a thing and hee hee #bsd #bsd 111.5 #sb spoilers #storm bringer #bsd stormbringer #bsd storm bringer #i give up with the spoilers tags you should have the book blocked by all logic #apparently i talk sometimes

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theminecraftbee · 1 month

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can i request three somehow forced into a fake dating situation

Three stares directly into Martyn’s eyes. They are blue and of an average size. It feels as though maybe this should be against the rules, but according to the book it had read, this was… normal. A normal thing to do on a date. Look deeply into someone’s eyes. It would not be suspicious at all, even though Three isn’t really sure how to look more or less deeply into anyone’s eyes at all. Eyes are not flat, but even when Three Looks, it isn’t as though there is anything interesting in there.

Martyn is sweating somewhat. He looks away first.

Three’s pretty sure this counts as a victory, especially given Martyn can’t see Three’s face behind the mask anyway. It is good Three has now won the game of ‘staring lovingly into its date’s eyes’, because that had been a strange, threatening mortal ritual. It would rather not do that again.

“Haha, thanks again for agreeing to this date,” Martyn says, very suspiciously looking around the small cafe in a bustling semi-private Origins server. “It’s been so long since we’ve gotten to hang out like this. Gods, do I sound stupid.”

“You do,” Three says.

“You don’t have to answer those,” Martyn says.

“Will comply,” Three says.

“Oh, for the love of—we’re on a date. A date!” Here, Martyn winks obnoxiously. “It’s not a mission.” He winks obnoxiously again. “Besides, you should lighten up!”

“Will comply,” Three says.

“You know, I had forgotten how obnoxious that was,” Martyn says cheerfully. “Anyway, I should order us some drinks! Have some conversation! Keep an eye out around us, yeah, for our waiter?”

“You are not very subtle,” Three says.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Martyn says. “Besides, honestly? I am really glad to just hang out with you. Because we’re dating! On this server for fancy couples. Yep.”

The problem is, of course, that a fancy origins server is a great place for the strangest of people to hide.

When Martyn had asked a favor, Three had been… uncertain. This was not because Three doesn’t care for Martyn—it does, greatly—or because Three didn’t want to see Martyn—they’d met up a few times before now, tentative and quiet and frustrated and all the things that were hard to explain, and then in all the ways they were okay again—but because Martyn, for all Three cares for him, is still an idiot.

Three is its own handler, now. It does not have to follow handlers that are morons. It had told Martyn this. When Martyn had stopped wheezing, he’d explained that it’d be fun. Not Listener business, he promised; he still hadn’t quite gotten out, but he wouldn’t drag Three in, Scout’s honor.

(Three believes him. It’s never been that Three doesn’t trust him.)

It was a friend of Martyn’s that had gone missing. Apparently, on some fancy modded server? And now, Martyn wanted Three to come help him do some recon because, quote, “Jimmy laughed at me until he cried and that hurt me a little bit, not going to lie, and I’ve used up the favors Ren owes me, and Oli was busy. Have you met Oli? You’d like Oli.”

(Three did not like Oli.)

Three agreed, despite its better judgement. The reason it thought this may be a poor plan was because—

“Ah, the lovely Valentines,” the waiter says. He gives them a plate of lovely heart-shaped calamari. Three wonders if they had belonged to heart-shaped squid. “It’s a lovely evening, isn’t it?”

“Yes, it’s wonderful here with my beloved!” Martyn says.

The waiter and Martyn both look at Three. Three doesn’t say anything and sits perfectly still.

“Um,” the waiter says.

“It’s for a health condition,” Martyn says, which technically isn’t a lie.

“Very well, sirs, although it may get in the way of the kissing competition!”

Martyn, who had just started sipping some wine, chokes on it.

“I will win the kissing competition,” Three says.

Martyn chokes harder.

“I will see you to it!” the waiter says. “And of course, our patented species comparability exam is the highlight of the evening.”

“Oh. I am not sure I can produce viable offspring,” Three says.

The waiter stares at Three. Three stares back, although not into the waiter’s eyes, as to not cause any confusion. The mask somewhat prevents that from working, though.

“Very well then,” the waiter says. “I suppose just—do you need help?”

“It knows what it’s doing,” Martyn hisses.

“I did do research before coming here,” Three says.

“I’ll just head on,” the waiter says, in a tone that suggests to Three that maybe it did not do enough research before agreeing to help Martyn.

Oh well.

At least the mask means it doesn’t have to keep a straight face as it picks Martyn off the ground and, completely flat in tone, says: “Do not die. I would be sad if you died of something as stupid as choking on wine.”

“I asked for this,” Martyn says.

“Yes,” Three says. “You did. That is why I am here.”

(Beneath the table, it grabs Martyn’s hand. Martyn squeezes Three’s hand back. It had missed him, though. For all they do not see each other often—)

(Well. It had missed him, though.)

#answered #ask game #strifetxt #solving counting sheep talk #a bee fic #not going to fandom tag this one because frankly scs always confuses me on whether it’d be rude to ;-;#anyway lei your brain is so huge. this is such an inherently funny concept.#hermitshipping #trafficshipping #I MEAN. NO THIS ONE IS PLATONIC ACTUALLY BUT I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE WHO HAVE THOSE TAGS BLOCKED WOULDNT WANNA SEE THIS #so I am BEING POLITE.#anyway I love solving counting sheep I should write side stories for it #I still periodically rotate three in my head like a rotisserie chicken.#THIS IS VERY STUPID BTW.#set nebulously A. Few? years after canon #up to you to decide EXACTLY win but it’s implied here some rats and some third life equivalent happened #so do with that as you will idk if that’s canon in my head but since its post fic canon who cares

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beatcroc · 4 months

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hi. vore on main. no that's it that's the post this is straight up genuinely and unironically voreposting on main. mostly just a lot of cutsey dumb goofy shit, but monsterfucker brain did get ahold of me for a bit there so there's also a handful that are uhhhh Spicy. nothing explicit, but like, It's Vore Dude, so if you look under the cut that is YOUR problem ok? ok.

ok listen before i move on i have to put it out there look i KNOW i drew the funny rat skeleton comic with this guy but that was ONLY because it was funny. thats not my real belief, he doesn't have any organs at all he is just a sack of gunk. he is harmless. it's basically just the same inside as on the outside but slightly more damp since it's not exposed to air to give him that drier 'skin' layer.

also i already typed this out in my friendserver so im pasting it here now too. my stance on fp re: horniness is i really can't see him as a 'sexual' being, per se, especially with how non-biological he is, but also he really really really likes physical intimacy so if you are giving him permission to be weird and touchy on you in any context, let alone one both parties would enjoy, i mean. he's not gonna say no. this Could be about sex or w/e if someone wanted to fuck him but more relevantly here yeah it's about vore. i think that's categorically about the Most you can be touchy/in contact on a guy so yeah thats always what he's going to go for. tangentially he just thinks it's fun to make peppino* flustered so since pep does not particularly Enjoy being vored, fp has other options to Get Up In There for something else pep might enjoy *spoken generally for whatever theoretical partner, just peppino is the one that's readily available here and fun to use

also while im here id like to say. no peppino is not a monsterfucker are you kidding me. he is not going to ever go out of his way for weirdness. weirdness really has a way of finding him though, and he's shockingly tolerant of it as long as he doesn't clock it as a threat. anyway what im saying is if you got a big clingy beast around and al up in your business all the time shits just gonna kinda Happen sometimes. he's certainly not going to Encourage it but if hes already in that situation, might as well at that point.

#pizza tower #fake peppino #no one else is getting tagged this is about him #rip to anyone going to browse my pizzaposting tag and seeing this at the top. its fine it'll get covered with normal stuff soon enough #literally next level derangement posting this from main but i have my REASONS. as follows:#1. i um. dont really have the luxury of anonymity with pt stuff.#so even if i posted this from my narsty blog people would recognize my art/content style anyway #2. i dont actually want people following my narsty blog for this #because it's suuuuuuuper inactive and i only actually draw this stuff myself like once every 3 years. so it'd be kinda pointless #3. the other cool pt artists i follow post their spicy stuff so you know what! maybe i want to too! even if it is freak shit for 3 people #4. i just think itd be funny if like 50 people unfollowed and/or blocked me for this. weeding out the weak.#if ur gonna be here u should know what youre dealing with and u better not a BITCH about stupid and weird kinks #5. if you are the 3 people the stupid and weird kink is for... i love i u kissing u #anyway if u reply some shit on here like ''wtf did i just see'' ur getting blocked. behave #i think this will maybe get [rightfully] 4 notes and if anyone actually reblogs this youre stronger than god #pizzaposting

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non-plutonian-druid · 1 month

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the concept for this is "what if voltron aliens were like, a little bit less humanoid." Galra (and alteans, not pictured) get to be the most humanoid because theyre main characters lol

[ID: various voltron aliens redesigned to remove many of their humanoid features. The Galra are largely unchanged; the only difference is that they have six limbs. Keith is demonstrating standing on four limbs; he looks not unlike a centaur, although the "horse" part is just a continuation of his body, not a horse (and is also the same color as his human skin, because it is human skin. sorry not sorry). Kolivan is demonstrating standing on two limbs, and towers over everyone else. Krolia is demonstrating standing on all six limbs, which looks uncomfortable but possible.

There is also an example of an Olkari; whose face is unchanged but now is built similar to a praying mantis; a Puigian, who retains the approximate locations of the face markings and horns but looks more like some kind of deer creature; an Arusian, which is built like a snail; and a mer alien, which now looks like a fish with hands and antennae. The Olkari is based on Ryner, and the mer alien is Plaxum. End ID.]

#vld #voltron #voltron legendary defender #keith kogane #i feel like people use that tag more than #keith vld #even tho that is not his name lol #krolia #kolivan #galra #olkari #probably there is not a tag for arusians or puigians #there probably WOULD be a mer alien tag except they didnt fuckin give them a name lmao #keith should probably be wearing pants but it was important to me that you all know from the outset that he is not a cool centaur #thats human flesh just shaped wrong #with. admittedly. cool purple tattoos #my art #contributing to the voltron tag in a non-gravity falls au capacity for the first time in forever #primarily because these days every time i poke through the tag theres new anti activity i have to block #and i wanted to contribute something constructive to the tag #its been six years guys arent you tired yet

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inkedberries · 11 months

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you're in her dms, im on her carrd dni. we are not the same

#just going through the kv tag on the bird app and the amount of hate i saw on there was not normal #dont get me wrong mp1oo fandom was worse lol #man i feel bad for ppl who are new to fandom and antis are the first ppl they encounter and befriend that would suck balls #anyway if you disagree with me just unfollow and block me #i know this is common sense but i have a feeling that i gotta say it #hmmmm maybe i should post kv on here lmao #bean talks

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pollsnatural · 1 month

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#wanted to answer to that comment bc 'cry harder about it' tag was especially funny to me #after them crying in my notes about pointlessness of my polls #but they got me blocked which is unfortunate #still wanted to have some fun with it #so purple elephants poll it is #pollsnatural wank #like people you should know how to make vague posts without involving op directly #and if you don't you should learn #bc it doesn't make you look good

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moeblob · 5 months

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I am 100% still not over the possible title of

PaP:PoOT. You could have been known as a Pappooter. Or say "I'm Pappooting".

(also I need better refs of Emilio and Laura bc my eye sight is bad and I feel like I messed up the skin tones so please don't get mad at me if they are too light. I just can't see and the refs were impossible to clor pick from)

#sos pioneers of olive town #jack #laura #emilio #they really all should be bisexual besties and i really adore all the pal time between jack and emilio #it is truly a delight to me to see them just vibing with each other in so many cutscenes #i think jack should also interact with the ranch fam because they are RIGHT NEXT TO HIM AND THE GENERAL STORE #they have cutscenes with the animals just out and about can you imagine #jack just commenting on having difficulties getting home cause a cow blocked his path again #anyway thank you for looking (though following me you kinda got forced unless you blocked the tag)

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imminent-danger-came · 8 days

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Comforting people doesn't come naturally to MK, and even when he does (3x10, 4x11) it usually comes from a place of what he needs/needed in the past rather than what the other person needs ("Mei is my best friend!" "I'm not ready to be without a mentor"/"I know what it's like to have a power you don't know how to control" "I need you to be the Monkey King").

Truly all that boi does is repeat advice ("We will figure this out together!" "We just have to leave it a little better than we found it"). Love him

#group therapist MK is getting to me today #obviously to each their own #but his ass is NOT helping Macaque work through his inner turmoil. Or Red Son. Or Wukong most of the time. etc. etc.#At least in my own (correct) (joking) interpretation #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk MK #lmk rant #imp complains #<- should probably have that tag #block it if you don't want to see me complain about nothing asdlfasdfasdf

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mondaymelon · 3 months

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ignore the fact i disappeared that was simple winter hibernation ( still sick and coughing out my lungs btw )

for a basically nonexistent context it’s currently 1:50 am my paper is literally just on my mattress hello hard surface who and this is the most abhorrent lighting and i COOKED (dubious) 🔥🔥🔥‼️🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🌶️🌶️✨🌶️😋😋🌶️😋😋🥺🥺💖💖✨✨

one of my ocs grgrggrjekslalksj I need to talk about them more on here nyways yeah uhm bye read the tags thanks