#i mean melon

[mondaymelon]

ignore the fact i disappeared that was simple winter hibernation ( still sick and coughing out my lungs btw )

for a basically nonexistent context it’s currently 1:50 am my paper is literally just on my mattress hello hard surface who and this is the most abhorrent lighting and i COOKED (dubious) 🔥🔥🔥‼️🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🌶️🌶️✨🌶️😋😋🌶️😋😋🥺🥺💖💖✨✨

one of my ocs grgrggrjekslalksj I need to talk about them more on here nyways yeah uhm bye read the tags thanks

#★ ˎˊ˗ melonrambles! #guys. guess what. your dearest father #i mean melon #has returned with the goods omg this is so splendid wait wait why are you turning around #and leaving again wait no wAIT #too slow. ive disappeared with the wind 😱😱 #on a less silly note writers block burnout and a bunch of other silly fun happy things got meshed together into this really ugly ball #and it may or may not have taken we like 3 full days to get down a single sentence #so. hahahaha #melon is sometime but definitely before February definitely definitely aaha im not gaslighting myself im not g- #and to like throw something at this feral audience i have ammassed #a bone #if you will #ill get a work out soon #plan smth special for our silly celebration ILY GUYS SM SHHSHSHKS UGH WAHHGHH 💖💖💖 #and i am finally going to be poking that smau of mine that’s been on mine indefinite hiatus for far too long <43 #i was honestly thinking of discontinuing it but the anemo men… im an anemo kisser I couldn’t possibly.. #so. that should be all from me #ill be workin on a new tagging system when I get back fully hopefully #so this blog will look less like an active track wreck <3 #giggles okay bye im off to do more silly bybye 🫡

[vikas-room]

if you liked omori, please consider supporting melon kid (who recently came out with a thread describing workplace mistreatment by omocat) on ko-fi

#mypost #i mean its not like i wasnt expecting it at this point #omocat never made a public statement about slime girls #and her post addressing the stuff from years ago (which i dont really care much about) was. kind of tasteless #melon kid already points out this hypocrisy but years ago when shit was first being dug up i convinced myself that #someone couldn't be exploitative while making a game that's so understanding and kind to humans #just. man. #sorry if this isnt how i should discuss this #i wish i had the right words for this #omori #omori game #omocat

[melonteee]

I'm so tired guys lmao

#remember when i said i distrust netflix more than i trust oda #this is what i mean lmao #i really wish netflix stopped using his name everywhere for this #melon speaks

[relaxxattack]

Hi i want to thank you for the QPR vs Moirail venn diagram. Its a rly excellent way of showing the difference. My gripe is about human romance, and how people will either 1- conflate it in a 1:1 ratio with Matesprit, or 2- claim it is “all the quadrants”. I personally feel both are false equivalency, and that the human romance is similar to both pale and red rom* and SO i was wondering if you agreed w that assessment, or if not, if you have the time to explain your thoughts on human traditional romance vs the quadrants (perhaps w another nifty graph)?

* which is why Rose’s destructive tendencies during sburb & her descent into addiction on the meteor were not addressed by kanaya, who feared palezoning herself like she did with vriska

OH MY GOD! YES!!!! why am i getting such great asks today?!

no, you're EXACTLY right. people are constantly conflating matespritship in those two ways; "all of the quadrants" being especially irritating (since Some humans occasionally argue, Occasionally in a kinky way, and i guess that means that they totally have all of kismesissitude covered?? :/).

matespritship is its very own thing. of the two interpretations above, i feel the idea that it's 1:1 to human romance is the closest to true. i mean, that's what they literally say in the comic, for gog's sake.

humans do not truly incorporate moirallegiance, kismesissitude, or auspisticism into their lives in any meaningful way. while it's possible for humans to sometimes have romances that might seem more like one of those than matespritship, they're considered abnormal or toxic-- and they often ARE, because humans do not have the same sort of biological drives or social understanding of these things that trolls do. humans do not understand the true needs and ramifications, or even the ROMANCE of moirallegiance. humans would be hard pressed to understand a kismesissitude in a 'healthy' way. i don't even need to mention how auspisticism flies over people's heads.

so, yes, humans only have the one quadrant. (and karkat vantas, i am sorry to say, is not going to "human date" anyone as the "solution to his quadrant problems". this would literally be the same as him trying to stick only to matespritship, and we all know exactly how that turned out.)

however! matespritship is not an exact 1:1 on human romance either. the direct quote from the comic is;

"[It's] the closest parallel to the human concept of romance trolls have." [x]

this is not really expanded on much in the text, honestly-- the intricacies of the social and biological traits of matespritship aren't shown enough for us to draw clear distinctions between them and human romance.

however, i think you're right that rose and kanaya are the best example we have of that-- despite them both aiming for matespritship, they have cultural misunderstanding quite often from some of rose's flirting, or even just her needs, crossing wires into a pale threshold that kanaya is weary of.

it's entirely possible that the differences between troll and human "hearts" might have made it difficult for kanaya to really connect with rose's problems and discuss them with her.

which might explain why when things go "better" for them in the retcon, they're portrayed reading a book on troll romance together:

it could be implied here that searching for a more in-depth understanding of quadrants actually helped rose with her ability to connect to kanaya-- and maybe, reading into it a little too hard here, this also could have been an opportunity for kanaya to work through her vriska-based hangups with the pale quadrant. that's entirely speculation on my part, though.

at the end of the day, we don't really KNOW enough about the details of quadrants for me to paint a clear picture of how matespritship differs from human romance. i mean, i could try, but it would certainly be more of a headcanon post than an analysis one!

#madam-melon-meow #homestuck #quadrants #rosemary #thank you so much for the GREAT fucking ask about matespritship ive literally been meaning to talk about it!!! askers reading my mind latel #and thanks double for the chance to ramble about rosemary lol #at this point i'm done apologizing for the quadrant-based autism. y'all are coming to me for it on PURPOSE lol #i am sorry this got so long though 0_0 #long post #hsmeta #op #matespritship

[thats-a-mood-gabriella]

I will defend to the death idea that Stolas genuinely thinks all his pet names and talk of "impish playthings" is a sexy, fun game he and Blitz are playing together (similar to their bdsm dynamic) and has no idea how those things are actually hitting Blitz right in his giant sore spot and driving a wedge between them.

Like I genuinely believe that if Blitz said, "Hey this makes me feel degraded and not in a fun kinky way but in a way that's actually hurting my self esteem," Stolas would apologize immediately and stop. But he has no idea.

And yes, of course I think Blitz's body language and reactions should be enough to get that message across (especially all the times he's explicitly asked Stolas to stop calling him "Blitzy"), but I think it's understandable (understandable...but still not acceptable) given his lack of socialization growing up and complicated by their dynamic (after all, Blitz insults him all the time both in and out of bed).

All this to say, they need to both just sit down and talk about their issues with each other and clarify what makes each other feel genuinely hurt and insecure so that they can stop, but unfortunately those issues and insecurities are the exact thing preventing them from talking about it.

#stolitz #like again to be super clear: just because it's understandable doesn't mean it's acceptable #he SHOULD stop calling Blitz 'blitzy' when Blitz tells him to #i just don't think it's malicious #i think it's obliviousness #which means it can be fixed #does that make sense? #anyway TALK TO EACH OTHER you emotionally constipated melons

[cakesmelons]

Nightmare is tired of only being liked for his manly boobs

....he's much more that just those boobs.. :)

#I got a new card and I'm scared it might expire #the brain rot is back I can't even think straight #I swear I did not mean to gif Nightmare...legs #MTT traumatised #sunnymainecoon #submitted #NOT melons art #BROS ARE TRAUMATIZED. AND THEY ARE DEVASTATED 😭 #the angst tl accidentally renewed your card 😭😭😭 #dw sunny. there's nothing straight about the frozen au 😭 #the newest obsession for everyone...... Nightmare's legs 😳👀 #frozen!nightmare #frozen!au #dreamtale frozen au #frozen au #frozen!nighmare #frozen!murder time trio

[yamsgarden]

Babyyy 🥰😋💦

omg bless the insane programmer, 3D artist, person who made this mod--

Wish i knew how to make or install them too too tho OTL

#shitpost #melone #la squadra di esecuzione #i mean #ghiaccio was in the glossary and made it #abbachio was in the sound library and made it #Melone is in the options... #anything is possible?!

[that-rackin-frackin-varmint]

Looney Tunes: Back in Action: - Removed Content

this part kills me.

Kate "We'll replace Daffy with a hot girl"

Bugs "I wouldn't want to hurt a girl"

Kate "Ok but we'll make you guys enemies-to-lovers"

Bugs (completely skipping the insinuation of romancing the girl) "Usually I'm the girl in the relationship"

#melon ramble🍉 #bugs bunny #daffy duck #baffy void #looney tunes back in action #sometimes bugs just offshoots the conversation so hard that i have to spend 5 mins in silence pacing back and forth #trying to pick apart what the hell was the intent behind his response #i know that he means to say that it's not in his character to fall in love with someone AKA #he's usually a the female heartthrob #but it also just sounds like he doesn't want to become the conventional male lead. which fits since he doesn't ascribe himself as a “hero” #as much as modern looney tunes and wb neglect to respect that nuance #i have so many words for this #but so little memory in my hard drive #curses

[spotsupstuff]

The way u draw hunter being a LARGE scugcat gimme funny ideas

FUCK THAT IS BIG. THEY LOOK LIKE THEY COULD EAT NSH, SHIT,,, THE SHEER SIZE OF THOSE EYEBALLS?????? HOLY FUCKMAS dear god not combined with those little tiny miniscule hands, dear jesus.... "They grow so fast... and so *BIG??*"

#Spot says stuff #others' art #rw #žvolov #i mean this in the most innocent way possible; THE ABSOLUTE *MASS* OF THAT SCUG ASS HOW ARE YOU NOT BUCKLIN UNDER THAT SDJGLSGML MY MAN!!! #thank you however this is wonderful. glorious mindfuck to recieve immediately after waking up i shot the Fuck up from my bed- #-in absolute shock i did Not think id be wakin up from a nightmare about gravitation directly to big fuck chongo break-a-liver scug today #ah yes.. finally.. -holds this picture up to the light- the canonically correct iterator and scug height comparison.. two years of searchin #also wonderful art!!! id compliment more if my brain stopped screechin to a halt over this. dear god thats like at least 70 solid kilos. #if not even more. a slugcat worth 10 bagtizillion water melons by weight alone #THAT SHIT LIES ON YOU? CHASSIS GONE!!! CRACKED!!!! RIBS FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE NOT SAVIN THIS ONE FROM *THAT* KINDA LOAF #THE HOSPITAL RIDE WONT BE WORTH IT MY MAN YOURE ALREADY DEAD... #jesus christ gourmand in these proportions. i no longer blame the vultures for gettin folded like that when That cannonball falls on em

[everymeloneveryday]

chapter 162 page 18

#beastars #melon beastars #beastars melon #melon #chapter 162 #what always gets me is that she lets him do this #she lets her son kill her #like there is absolutely no doubt that she abused him #she loved his papa so much something broke in her when he left and instead of learning to cope like a normal person she... #i have sympathy for a woman who clearly needed a lot of help and in the absence of that ended up abusing her child #but thats about where it ends #she deserved to die for what she did as much as she deserved to be helped #anyway unrelated to melomama sometimes i think about what happened to him after this #like chances are they wouldve tried to find the next of kin to dump him on #but considering how hybrids are viewed by society and how isolated melomama is AND how hard he was to track down by the police #chances are he just got lost in the foster system #having a fully fledged PhD by 23/24 is fuckin INSANE btw he wouldve had to skip grades n get into college courses by 12 at the latest #which means btw on pretty much all his legal documentation hes probably JUST marked as a gazelle #lol. melon. i think about him every day

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

#'unrealistic violence' means things like #'i will shred your shins' #unrealistic violence that barely counts as violence means things like #i will replace your vertebrae with skittles #one is theoretically feasible but absurd while the other is absolutely impossible #i sort of miss the days of shitpost kinklist salmon soup melon man left shoe guy #they were chaos but they were fun #and they had a lot of interaction with yall which was fun #read the tags #poll #no vanilla extract #i have omitted vanilla extract because i know it would win and i want real feedback #unlisted category being 'threats i might actually act on like threatening to stream more' #because i know it would lose

[accio-victuuri]

source: 洛洛山河0805x1005

#wang yibo #he is so cute tho #stop being so cute i can’t handle it 😭😭😭 #does this mean the melon is true? lol. i’m dying out here please let it be true

[kingsis]

Oughhg I love Spamton’s stupid fucking face so much I need to hold him for the foreseeable future. I don't care if he bites me bc of it I just need to have him in my arms. Ugh I wanna squeeze him until he pops idc idc

#melon talks #im insane im insane im insane #hes so special to me #every day is a struggle but he's there and that means i have to keep going #i have to make sure I'm there for when i finish my fic #when i finally get to publish it all #i have to be there in case he appears again i have to i have to

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

[[from incognito-lionbeast]] i spent way too much time on this & don’t think about anything in this pic too hard, but I brought melon & an umbrella to the pool party. ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

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YES!!! Another one joins the pool party!!!🍉 🌊🌴

#submission #non mdzs #fanart #the melon & the slices look absolutely amazing! I am indeed thinking about everything in this picture very hard! #the old-timey wet suit is also what I personally wear to the beach so hell yeah hell yeah #Also I spend way too much time on every single one of my pieces so don't worry. I think good art just takes a very long time B*) #For real though thank you for joining in on the pool party...so far it's just the three us us and I brought so many snacks #but that just means more for us! #also thank you SO much for adding who this is from its one of the pains I have with tumblr submissions

[liquidstar]

hi hades fans are you aware that the name melinoe has the same root word as the word melon

#ive never played the og game and im not planning to play the sequel i just thought youd all like to know #milon in ancient greek meant Fruit just like in general #the word for melon in ancient greek was milopeppon which meant like. gourd fruit. but in modern green the word for melon is pepponi #meanwhile english somehow ended up with melon #however in modern greek milon became milo. which means apple #but the word milinoes means quince colored. which was a shade of sickly yellow/lime green associated with death #which is where her name directly came from #milon is also where the word for honey (meli) came from and used to be a descriptor for things that are sweet in general

[cakesmelons]

For the idol au, have you decided if there's going to be any canon ships, or are you making it an open type thing where it's up for interpretation?

@zucchichat 😭 I think this one's for you.

And... I have nothing to do with the Idol AU. 💀💀💀 It belongs to (@/zucchiyeni <- their main blog)

#melons answers #sillygoofyqueer #I didn't mean to answer this yet but eh