Apollo: A good Romance starts with a good friendship-
Dionysus: And a bad Romance starts with- *Points to Hermes*
Hermes,*metal screaming*: RAAAARAAA AAAAAAAAH-
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"Dracula really has something for blondes doesn't he" no you wretched fools, he has something for people who can top him. The first three just happened to be blonde.
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Did I just download the entirety of Trouble the Water to my laptop so I can continually check for continuity issues while I’m on the plane and then on the train and then back on the train and then on another plane and DEFINITELY not getting any sleep on trans-atlantic flights?
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I adore these girls very much
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Nate: So I'm not a suspect in anything?
Nadine: You're a person of interest, permanently, even though you're not necessarily an interesting person.
Nate: That felt unnecessarily rude.
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I know my moral is confusing, it actually consists on a demon and an angel on my shoulders and they're making out
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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
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how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”
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I think we should have a turn of phrase for "I'm not in the right, but I AM annoyed with this situation, so I just need to go bitch to a friend about this before I suck it up and go do the right thing" because more and more I'm finding this is a critical element of functional adulthood.
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