#yes im almost done

[everyoneonthenormandyisgay]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DONT FIND OUT WHO THE BENEFACTOR IS IN MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA??? ITS A MYSTERY?? WHERE IS MY SEQUEL GAME I NEED TO KNOW RN

Literally one of the most interesting things is the politics on the nexus like what is UP with director tann that man is either suspicious as hell or the most well meaning dumbass?? and KESH? she's my girl but I lost like FIVE scouts and she voted against me??? I did SO MUCH FOR YOU I'm sorry I chose to save one of the ONLY PATHFINDERS WITH ANY EXPERIENCE and CIVILIANS over some scouts?? I wasn't choosing salarians over krogan I'd have made the same call if it was human scouts don't yell at me!

#mass effect #mass effect andromeda #pathfinder ryder #yes im almost done #it's only taken me 6 years to finish this game but im getting there #spoilers #i guess #AND DRACK LEAVE ME ALONE I MADE A JUDGEMENT CALL CAN YALL CHILL #if it had been just scientists vs scouts i might have chosen the krogan but i COULDN'T let the pathfinder die there are so few of them!

[mblue-art]

aaaa

#utmv #cross!sans #mblue art #criss cross applesauce <3 <3 <3 #(puts this alternate thing from the fangs post on a separate one bc i like it...) #(guys im so normal about cross i swear) (lies) #'are you gonna be done soon...' - 'Yeah uh. Almost. Yes.' #(totally not continuing to examine his teeth uh huh) #(the cheek holding is totally not a mere distraction from the thumb that is tempted to trace the edges and feel how sharp the tooth is-) #(/totally/ totally not having a flushge moment abt the thought of leaning in and having a gay kiss in a dark closet- YEAH NO haha whaaat) #(also ???WOW that cross fangs post was a banger huh it got passed around lol the ppl rlly like fangs)

[brainworms-all-night-long]

Me when I see my son doing the thing again

#sonic prime #WOHOO ITS DONE #i ish proud of it immensly :] #look at me I drew that!!! #yea!!! #cant tell if it looks wonky because Ive been working on it for a week or becase some lines are genuienly off #but I dont care abt that rn #also what is that a BACKROUND??? #yes. yes it is #mu computer probably wants to deepfry my hand in its processor becase it almost crashed on me when blurring it #his ass was not happy with doing big brushstrokes #than again he was never so who care #im getting a new and hopefully better pc in five days so he(my current pc) better enjoy his existance while it lasts #miles nine prower #nine the fox #me does arts #mah art #actually finished doodl #sonic prime season 3

[jqnehr]

i told my mum about dr ratio and she called him a cad. so i wrote a drabble about it.

“I told my mother about you,” you say, quietly watching Ratio work away at the papers he was marking. You watch as he circles a big, fat ‘0’ in red in the top right hand corner of the paper, before putting it aside. He looked up at you. “And what did she say?”

You pause, dropping your gaze to the table top, unsure of how to go about this. "...She called you a cad."

Silence. No scribbling pen, not even a sound of an inhale or exhale from the man sitting in front of you. The table top is the most interesting thing you've ever laid eyes on right now. Ratio is so still, you'd think he'd have turned into one of those sculptures he made and taunted enemies with.

"...We...I haven't even...met her." For the first time in all the years you've known the man, he's utterly unable to formulate a single coherent sentence. Looking up, you see him staring at you wide-eyed, slack-jawed, and he looks devastated. "What did you say?"

"I—! Nothing! Nothing incriminating! I just told her that your life's purpose is eradicating idiocy and that you..."

Okay, I did kind of tell her that you're massively self-assured and that you walk around with an alabaster mask on all the time. But you don't want to break his heart too much. And that I hated you so much I love you.

His eyes narrow into slits. "Let me guess. You told her I throw chalk at people."

The ceiling fan's patterned movement is suddenly very fascinating.

"Aeons, woman, are you trying to get your mother to break us up?" Ratio drops his pen and stands, his hands on his hips. "I can't believe it! You probably made me sound like some lunatic that impales his students with sticks of chalk when they get a question wrong!"

"You..." kind of do. But pointing that out probably wouldn't be wise. Fumbling for something to say, you come out with, "I just told her that you need to be humbled! And that I'm...in the process of humbling you! Nothing too bad."

He rubs a hand over his face in exasperation. "Darling, please don't tell me you told her I drop a pillar on my opponent when I'm in a battle."

"I..." Yes, I did. You probably should've kept your mouth shut. And then your mother exclaimed, 'so he murders people!' and you had to scramble to explain that he kills aliens and such, not people. She didn't have a bar of it.

"Wonderful! Now she thinks I go around crushing people with columns for fun!" You had a feeling Ratio's reaction wouldn't be good. But not this bad.

"It's okay, maybe you two can meet and you'll put on your best behaviour and won't call her an idiot." You get to your feet and pat his arm comfortingly. "Treat her with respect, and she'll like you."

He actually looks like he's about to cry. "It's hopeless. Your mother probably hates me now. She called me a cad! A cad! All because you told her I hate idiocy."

"You're not going to...leave me for this, right?" Your voice is small, and you're suddenly very afraid that you really took it too far. "I'm sorry..."

"No! I'm leaving you over this. I just...need to think of a way to convince her that I don't run around stabbing people with chalk." The papers he was marking are now forgotten and he begins pacing. "What does she like? Cookies? Macarons? Apple pie?"

"My mother likes wine and cheesecake," you respond, watching him walk back and forth, back and forth, back and forth in quite the tizz. "White wine. Likes champagne, too. Um...and she loves chocolate. She'll force you to marry me if you give her chocolate."

"Perfect! Well, then, ask your mother if she is alright with meeting me, and I'll come along with gifts of champagne, cheesecake and chocolate. How about it?"

Good thing my father wasn't in the room when I smack-talked Ratio to her. It would've been much, much worse. "Uh, yeah, alright. Just beware, though, you're going to have to woo my father, as well."

Ratio gave a long-suffering sigh. "What does he like?"

And suddenly the Doctor of Idiots was running around collecting all these gifts for your parents. Perhaps it did work out for the better, since now you're sure he's desperate to stay with you.

#hsr dr ratio #dr ratio #dr ratio x reader #hsr drabbles #honkai star rail x reader #honkai star rail #hsr #star rail #honkai star rail dr ratio #dr ratio hsr #is this a self-insert? nah not really #but yes everything i wrote about my mother is real #i love her so much #she's so iconic omg #and wow 2 fics in one day im on a ROLL #and yes that dr ratio longfic is coming along. just wait a bit longer the chapter planning is almost done <3

[gronjon44]

I finished Owl House a few days ago and there's one scene that just sticks with me.

Or rather, one frame actually.

Like, this one single frame of Eda's pure unhinged joy because Luz has come full circle of not only being a witch, but being another Eda.

The moment Luz makes the comment about "You know where Magic comes from"

And Eda is just-

The pure joy in the fact that she knows this is the witch she saw when she started training Luz, this is her prodigy, this is her kid.

It's my favorite frame in the entire episode and I've rewatched this fucking finale 4 times now.

#owl house #the owl lady #the owl house #eda the owl lady #harpy eda #owl house s3 #watching and dreaming #yes im late to this #very late #but idc im almost done with Amphibia now too

[thischerik]

Charles: Hank needs us right now.

Erik: I think an email would be sufficient.

#or a carrier pigeon even #erik hates hank hates erik hates hank #yes that is my tag for them fr #thischerik #source: kuwtk #im almost done with the tiktok slide !! #one more #erik lehnsherr #charles xavier #xmen #incorrect x men quotes #cherik #x-men #incorrect cherik quotes #magneto #professor x #hank mccoy #marvel #xmcu

[hanmegumi]

i had all my motives, i didn't know how they would mix with your emotions... @pscentral event 15: favorite ship(s): ELLIE WILLIAMS and RILEY ABEL in THE LAST OF US

#the last of us #tlou #tlounetwork #ellie williams #bella ramsey #userchibi #userbaz #userkosmos #userives #usercait #userriel #usermoonchild #userelio #userautie #userfanni #userisaiah #rogerhealey #alielook #im almost done with school so i've DITCHING it & giffing instead <3 #yes that is the lyrics to you get me so high because they are so tn coded!!!!!!! btw. #also i lost the post but the typography is inspired by a set of shangs. it was kanthony i just can't find it :/. it isn't mine though!

[vivitalks]

more adhd jason grace or die by my sword

#jason grace #heroes of olympus #pjo #riordanverse #is he a strong leader. yes. is he the most forgetful man you ever met. also yes #could he kill you with a lightning strike. yes. does he often get lost in his activity du jour and forget to sleep. ALSO YES #stuff #also side note - more dyslexic jason specifically struggling at chb #where everything is labeled in ancient greek for the greek demigods' ease of comprehension #this is a fic waiting to happen but like #jason being completely lost with every sign around camp because his latin wired brain can't read that shit #he doesnt say anything because he's like 'im the guest here i should just learn ancient greek' #easier said than done his brain Rebels against learning it he tries but none of it seems to stick #until someone notices how jason will just blank-stare the sign posted on the armory door that says 'closed for cleaning' #and it's written in english too but that doesn't help jason he's almost as bad at reading in english as he is in ancient greek #so he DEFINITELY cant read the smaller print that says 'do not enter under threat of being eaten by cleaning harpies' #and our man just walks right in and almost gets eaten lmao #and then nico or someone is like. hmm. has anyone considered that this roman dyslexic demigod just cant fucking read ancient greek lmao #cue a campwide project to add latin to all the signs #these tags are a runaway train i just want more adhd dyslexic jason grace that's all

[marbles-for-dinner]

She’s a pretty chill captain when 4 morons aren’t driving her insane ((which never happens))

#random marble doodle #peridot oc #yes theres more im almost done loool

[why-the-heck-not]

insomnia? do u mean my true crime podcast time

#u know bc now I can convince my brain I slept a little bc I had my eyes closed for like 2h while listening to it #it’s like u can almost gaslight it into thinking that that podcast was actually dreaming bc we for sure were asleep yes #also this sucks bc it’s ahead of its schedule; I can’t sleep during summers so like what is this then #the climate change is affecting my insomnia cycle damnit #real unfortunate tho if it keeps going for longer (just been like 2ish weeks now) bc I got a thesis plus other shit to do #(also to anyone who’s unclear on the subject; yes I have slept during these 2ish weeks I'm not dying i'm just hella tired bc it’s not good #refreshing long sleeps bc mf it takes like 5 hours to fall asleep) #(except today bc it’s 7am and I’m giving up on it & hopefully will have a nap sometime during the day idk) #(im tired and getting increasingly more stressed abt becoming more tired and then not having the energy to do things that I fully neeed to #get done and how the stress just yes helps ah nice) #(sorry for ranting in thr tags; weird state of mind here bc of aforementioned) #march 2024 #2024

[darklight-owl]

Wtf did Dimitri mean "molecular instability". Was Claire's body dipping in and out of the blast? Did warm breezes feel like fire on her skin? Did the cold night air smell like smoke? Did the sunrise look like the flash of an explosion? Did she feel her body turning to ash, only to realize she was still alive?

I... I need to lie down.

#yes it's almost 2am yes i'm insane #Claire Foley body horror is very real to me imagine your own cells trying to drag you back to your violent death #this is why she needed more screentime btw what the Hell am I supposed to do with this unexplored potential #yk what yk what I gave Flora depth now it's Claire's turn #im gonna write a oneshot about this when im done with exams (<-Owl has said this about a lot of things) #claire foley #professor layton #professor layton spoilers #pl spoilers #unwound future #professor layton and the unwound future

[quinn-pop]

when i think about it, i can’t imagine most of magolor’s time scheming was all that satisfying. not really.

it kinda depends on where you place him, but with the helper magolor feature in rtdldx i think it’s more interesting to imagine him traveling alongside kirby and the others. and how lonely that must have felt.

y’know, especially with kirby around. someone so earnest and friendly.

anyway, just a concept i can’t let go of

the phrase “you are my deepest most tender wound” has been stuck in my head lately. i think it fits. not perfectly, but enough.

yes this is like 95% to be apart things. i have brainrot

#kirbyposting #my art or something #kirby and magolor are such siblings to me but in like the most distant way possible #it’s the combination of knowing each other so well #not knowing each other at all #and loving and hating each other #i made a post about having magolor thoughts a few months ago well they’re back #meta knight #kirby #magolor #to be apart #‘ah yes i will take it easy tonight and maybe write tomorrow’ i drew for hours lol oops #not even what i had set out to draw #i have a bunch of posts almost done and i was hoping to focus on that but here we are #i still don’t know how to draw magolor tbh it’s the face #i couldn’t be satisfied with the eyebrows so im just gonna say they’re hidden in the uh #hood shadow??? #we’re going with that #I saw that quote on a post here and i haven’t been able to find it again

[smallcures]

#kasugano urara #yes precure 5 #urara my beloved #anyone else think they can marathon 100 eps of yes precure 5 before getting otona precure spoilers #im almost done with splash star at least

[colorful-horses]

Sorry about the drought of new art </3 I've spent the last month working exclusively on commissions, artfights, and a webcomic that I'm almost ready to publish, so I've haven't had much time to work on pony art.

The textpost-pocalypse this blog is going through will Probably be done soon, but thank you for the patience anyways!

#about to upload a whole batch of revenges to art fight soon. so ig go check that out if you care about my misc art like #and chapter 1 of this webconic is almost done. the full sketch is complete. its very very long. i hope people like it #thabk you for coming to my art update post #not art #every single one of those tags has at least one typo but im too lazy to fix any of them #but yes im aware theyre there. im bad at typing

[mito-itokondrria]

"... There are these two psychos who-! ...No no listen, if you ever run into them just- WALK AWAY".

That's right, basically- Zombie AU (??) where Izuku and Katsuki are pretty much the same, by themselves, actually inseparable and gained quite THE fame of a scary feral af team (is that a good or bad thing? really depends on who you ask) among several groups of survivors.

Here's without the radioactive vibe or the way certain groups see them.

#the most things they carry the better- we love impractical outfits here #and yes they communicate through some kids walkie-talkies they found on an almost collapsing mall #alright uuh probably these AUs aren't a thing anymore but had to get this out of my head somehow after whatching lots of gameplays jksj #bakudeku #bkdk #dkbk #midoriya izuku #bakugou katsuki #bnha fanart #bnha #mha fanart #mha #wish I've done more about the cleaning of the sketch :u but I also miight post a small thing about this later but idk ( ˊᵕˋ ; ) #yes im a drawer

[arowrath]

i really should have sewn the lining into this bag before sewing up the sides i think this is hell . i could undo pretty much all my sewing add in the lining and sew it up Or i could try to hand sew it ……… either way. Will be fucking miserable

#text #unsewing and resewing it would be so much easier but im SCARED. what if i fuck it up #also its an insane amojnt of stitches to rempve #Btw yes this is the bag i started making with no pattern a few weeks ago. its almost done except the stupid fucking linkng