#yall nasty af

[cherrywrecked]

please tell me the username of the pornhub profile from the latest video in your telegram channel

BRUUUH i don't even know, i only got the video from a tg channel too 😭😭 SEE, WE'RE ALL THRIVING FOR IT... IT WAS THAT GOOD. i'll try to search it for myself later when i get home.

#kyna answers #YALL NASTY AF #me too ngl

[angelbambisworld]

Till the room stank. Till the whole house is shaking. Till a state of emergency is declared on this country from all the sex fumes blowing out the window and into the air. On some Chernobyl/Three Mile Island bullshit. Till his schmeckle falls off. I do not give a fuck today, people.

#kiss #kiss band #gene simmons #kissblr #kiss army #pookie bear #celebrity crush #rock and roll #god i want him so bad #revenge era #rock n roll #revenge era gene #this is what makes us girls #im manifesting ok #sorry yall im ovulating rn #i need to fuck that old man nasty style #older men are hot #schmeckle #i need him bouncing and moaning on it #need him fr #just fangirl things #just girly things #nasty #spit blood into my mouth daddy #daddy af #daddy gene #90s gene #2000s gene #genes rizz strikes again #genes number one nastiest fangirl

[shivieroy]

that's going the be the first and last time I'm talking about this ship here but how tf can a fandom be so delusional? i mean idc about your ship preferences if you want to ship lokius go with it but why are they acting like this is a canon thing... istg it would be so much easier if they just accepted this ship was never meant to be canon in the first place 😭 and now they're twisting the words of ppl who worked on the show (they've been doing it for +2 years now anyway) to fit their narrative and then get mad when it's later revealed they're wrong

loki and sylvie kissed, he showed and even ""said"" he's in love with her and mobius was the one to acknowledge that and support him.

#anti lokius #i hate this ship sm #the shippers are weirdos #i wish this character never existed in the first place #he's useless af #and has no personality #plus he's ugly #the only reason why this is a thing is bc they desperately want to see loki kissing a white guy #at least yall could pair him with a hot dude instead of a boring jetski salesman played by deadbeat dad owen wilson #atp i think they're worst than larries #and don't even get me started on how they treat sophia di martino #bc the way they treat her is the same way incel men treat brie larson #they're out there sending d*ath threats to this poor woman and her family bc she kissed that yt man #just nasty #sylki #pro sylki #sylvie #loki #just me babbling

[officialfictionalsimp]

Yall are actually starting to worry me on how normal yall are trying to make ins3st ok-

Yall are using the excuse of "it's fictionl its fine"

It's not fine- you are having the ideas of making characters your siblings to fuck?!??! Does that not once go through your head how fucked up that is.

I'd like you to challenge yourself to try to read an ins3st smut but imagine your sibling instead of the character and try to tell me that it's still fine.

(FYI before I get all the "jUsT bLoCk ThEm"- I do- but it doesn't help when nearly 60% of writers do write about ins3st, r@pe, and p3dophile)

#fanfiction #tokyo rev #tokyo rev x y/n #tokyo revengers x reader #bonten x reader #bonten #yall need help #its nasty af #tokyorev smut #tokyo revengers #bonten smut #😨😨😨

[xxrat--punkxx]

People in the locked tomb fandom try not to ship incest level: impossible

#i hate that fandom bro #like deadass most of it is fuvking gross #accept for the few mutuals #i live you all horribly #but af for yhe rest of u... #i aint ever seen a group of people defend incest woth their entore being shit is disgusting #so glad im leaving the fandom tho god damn #you aint ever seeing me draw tlt content again fr #i used to have so much fun here and used to love it so much but nah yall had to be nasty and ruin it for everyone #ffs #text

[abadbitvhstill]

I’m very asexual now

#my ocd woke me up yall nasty af

[jellycreamjammedart]

man i probably could make a stable living wage if i got paid everytime my mom bugs and calls me over to help her with her freaking phone and especially her freaking facebook, like an it guy

#like seriously there are times she nags me every 2 to 5 minutes #a lot of it things ive already shown and explained her before more than once #and 99% time she doesnt make sense when telling her problem and i gotta lowkey become a mind reader n guess shit until (i think) i crack it #its worse now that shes following this smol fb influencer or whatever and shes enamored by the guy #like im glad she found something that makes her feel well since her husband's a nasty bastard #but man i wish shed stop nagging and telling me about it 24/7 i lit dont care about this random dude u csn keep having fun with that #but is it rly necessary to shove it down my throat every chance you get when i couldnt care less about that stuff #man watch as this becomes a parasocial relationship yall... #and yes this shit is DAILY we live in the same house #jellycream speaks #mini rant #except not quite? #its just annoying af #regardless of the tags feel free to reblog this for yourself if you want lol

[headcanonenthusiast]

Simon Riley NSFW headcanons

Ladies, gentlemen and everyone inbetween, here he is. Here's the extremely popular man himself, Simon Riley.

I know how much people thirst over Ghost, and even though I personally don't he's a character I absolutely adore. Hoping I can do him justice with this one ❤

(I completely understand that this type of content is not everyone's cup of tea, and that's ok! But, please scroll and ignore if this type of content isn't your thing as opposed to leaving any sort of negative comments.)

Enjoy!

Nsfw under the cut

-Don't really think he has the highest libido in the world.

-When he is in the mood, though, you're not sleeping that night.

-Have you seen the way this man talks? He's pretty confident in his looks. And he totally sprinkles that confidence into intercourse.

-"Look at tha', not even in you yet and you're already blushin."

-This is so random, but I feel like rainy nights get him in the mood.

-Its probably because you're less likely to go anywhere while the weather's bad. In his mind, as long as the weather isn't the best, he's got you glued to the bed for the night.

-"Where you goin, luv? Weather's nasty today."

-And no matter what excuse you give, his head will tilt slightly and he'll give the smallest smirk imaginable.

-"But it's so cold out. Wouldn't ya rather spend some time with me? The bed's nice n' warm."

-His grip on your hips is tight, so tight he usually leaves marks on accident.

-4 inches soft, 6 inches hard.

-Not the most vocal in bed, but he does grunt a lot.

-Not much of a talker, either, but depending on what you're into, he'll throw out the occasional praise or degrading word.

-"There we go, atta boy/girl. Hold still f'me."

-During sex, his eyes are locked on you, but not specifically on your face. He keeps his focus on your cock/pussy as he touches it.

-Expects your eyes to be on him the whole time, however. Does not want you to look away, even for a second.

-"Eyes on me, darlin'. Don't you look away, now."

-"Good girl/boy. Much better."

-Good with his fingers, and he knows it.

-Will totally finger/jerk you off with your back against his bare chest, his lap as your very own seat while he does so.

-"Christ, your legs are shaking. My fingers feel good, don't they?"

-His strokes are deep, and usually not terribly fast nor too slow. It's a good middle-ground that doesn't tire either of you immediately but is still satisfying.

-A big fan of pulling your hair if it's longer (consensually ofc, consent is important af yall).

-Something that really turns him on is the way his hand is able to completely cover yours. Enjoys moving a hand from your hip to your hand, giving it a few tight squeezes.

-And those squeezes aren't just him doing them because he wants to, he actually uses it as a non-verbal way to say "I love you", because like I said earlier, not very vocal.

-And he always does that at least once during sex. But sometimes he'll forget to do it, so he'll squeeze your hand as you're falling asleep, just to remind you of the fact he loves you.

-Is obsessed with painting your dick/pussy/ass with his cum. Your lips, too, when you give him a blowjob.

-When he's finished, you can see the way his body relaxes. It's like he's suddenly won the lottery and he no longer has back pain after sex.

-Aftercare isn't anything extraordinary, but he figures you need alone time after sex, so, unless requested, the shower is all yours for however long you want it.

-Also, he's not an asshole. Its not like he'd suddenly act distant after sex or anything, it's just that he knows you can take care of yourself. That's why he waits for you in bed, allowing his chest to become a pillow for your head to rest on.

-Now, Simon has never really been able to fall asleep super quickly, but after sex he passes right out.

-And it's not even because the act exhausted him, either. He just has this odd sense of contentment after being with you that lulls him into a more eased mindset, which is very difficult for him to get.

-In other words, he feels much more fulfilled with you by his side. And he'll be sure to thank you the next morning, chin on your shoulder while he gently squeezes your hand.

That was fun to write! Even though I'm not attracted to Ghost like everyone else reading this post is, he's still up there on my fav COD characters list.

Let me know who I should do next!

#call of duty #cod x reader #cod modern warfare #cod smut #ghost cod #ghost call of duty #ghost x female reader #ghost x male reader #ghost x f!reader #ghost x you #ghost x reader #ghost x y/n #simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #simon riley #simon riley x you #simon riley x y/n #ghost smut #ghost simon riley #simon riley smut #cod mw2 #cod #simon riley headcanons #simon riley hcs #ghost headcanons #ghost hc #so many damn tags #help me lord

[hijackalx]

GORTASH NSFW ALPHABET

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

hmm honestly feel like it depends on if hes feeling u or not. if he was just trying to catch a nut hes rude af. like before he leaves he'll throw a wet rag at u. and he used cold water to get it wet 🥲 BUTTTT if he really does like u i think he'll prolly run a bath for u both or something. i can see him washing ur hair/body for u 🥺

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

his chest duhhh lol thats why he walks around with his titties out. i think hes got a really good upper body in general. like shoulders/arms/chest. and i feel like hes an ass man. yes that means all booties ALL. he likes to spank, bite, and leave marks all over it. omggg the type to smack or pinch ur ass in public LMAO

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

yall already know im a firm believer that this man cums bucketfuls. he'll have u sitting there like "damn why is it still going" LMFAO almost exclusively wants to cum inside. to the point to where its hard to convince him not to. he wants to breed u sooo bad 😭😭

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

*NONCON MENTION* it gets him concerningly hard when u tell him no but let him do it anyway. like i dont think he would ever AGGRESSIVELY force u to do anything hence the "let him", but something about being able to change ur mind/overpower u does something to him *NONCON MENTION OVER*

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

well. i think hes an expert when it comes to pleasing himself (which is typically thru penetration, so for my AFABs if yall can finish vaginally just know he do be laying pipe 🤤) but he didnt really grow up caring about his sexual partners much lol. i do think he wants to please you though, like badly. thats the only reason hes willing to let u offer some guidance when it comes to giving oral/fingering u.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

mating press yall. like when he hooks ur legs over his shoulders and basically folds u like a lawn chair lol. also likes doggy though so he can pull ur hair and leave welts on ur ass lol.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

hes wayyyy too intense to be goofy at any moment while u guys are fuckin LMAO. like this man loves sex and gives his ALL. he puts his mf game face on and locks IN baby 😹😹

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

YESSSSSS !!!!! YES !!!!! this man is SO hairy EVERYWHERE !!!! the same texture as the hair on his head. im about to faint yall catch me

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

uhh. i can see him being kind of romantic on special occasions. but like i said hes pretty intense usually and to me that doesnt leave much room for romance lol. especially since he can be so mean too

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

yeah. like all the time. hes a hornball so if ur not around as an alternative he WILL be jizzing into his hand. omfg if yall are like, ever distanced from each other he will want to send nasty ass letters back and forth to keep him satisfied until u get back LMAO god forbid they ever end up at the wrong place

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

his office. will fuck on every surface and up against every wall. everyone else is afraid to touch anything in there 😭

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

he likes when u seem weaker than him, either in the sense that he has a physical or mental advantage over u. dont let anyone else treat u like that tho or he'll think ur a pussy lol

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

^^ as i mentioned letting other ppl have the same power over u as he does is a turn off. so if ur like me u got to grow a backbone or get the boot 🥾🤾‍♀️ 😭😭  anyway. i dont think he'll be willing to do anything that makes him feel "lesser" or more submissive. i mean u could probably trick him into doing it if u make him think its his idea or something LMAO

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

i genuinely think he eventually gains an affinity for giving ??? he likes the sounds u make and the way u pull his hair. so yeah, gives lots of kisses and will mutter a lot of praises while down there too. dont get me wrong though u better be giving back too 😹😹

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

rough as fuckkkk bro. doesnt ever like to be gentle. sex just brings out a lot of aggression in him. u will be sore and bruised after. if u convince him to chill out he'll be a pouty baby about it

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

anywhere and everywhere possible. i dont think its a goal of his to be seen by others while doing it but i also dont think he cares so that doesnt really stop him

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he'll try to get u to do all kinds of fucked up shit. including shit that is probably lowkey dangerous 😹😹 hes pretty sadistic so get ready gurl

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

15-20 mins max shawty lmao sorry 😹😹 and since he wants to act like a wild ape ur prolly not getting a round 2 since he wore himself out. but if u didnt get off in time he'll use his hand to help u finish even if hes sleepy 😴

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

will tease u at random times throughout the day by saying some absolutely horrendous shit in ur ear while ur in public and then acting like nothing happened. but usually doesnt want to waste much time before the act, so he might tease just enough to get u ready. nothing more though

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

heavy grunter and breather. will only moan occasionally if its really hitting right 😹😹 if u do get him to moan i can see it being decently loud. its like a reward

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

very high libido man........ prepare ur hole 🪦

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

sometimes he can stay awake long enough for aftercare but other times itll have to come after a power nap 😭 youll be like "bae how was it" and turn around to see him completely unconscious. snoring and everythang

#enver gortash #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate #enver gortash x tav #enver gortash x reader #x reader #headcanons #my headcanons #bg3 gortash #lord enver gortash

[erosastro]

My favourite sign(s) for each planet(or asteroid) 💕

💕Sun - Aries, Libra, Aquarius, Sagittarius and Capricorn. I love an Aries friend they are so full of energy and fun to be around and they give the best advice. Libras are so easy to talk to and get along with. Aquarius people are just as weird as me and make you feel comfortable to be yourself. Sagittarius people are funny as hell there's never a dull moment with them and Capricorn Suns are the sweetest souls.

💕Moon - Cancer, Aquarius, Leo and Gemini - I'm absolutely in love with cancer Moons there's just something about them I am so drawn to. Aquarius Moons I get along with really well bc my own moon is in Aquarius so I never feel like I'm over sharing or I'm over emotional because they get it. Leo Moons are underrated, I think they're so optimistic and wonderful. Gemini Moons are funny and know how to cheer someone up.

💕Mercury - Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius and Leo. Gemini and Virgo Mercury placements are so smart and having conversations with them is so refreshing. Sagittarius mercury are fun to talk to and so open-minded. Leo mercuries are dramatic as hell it's quite entertaining.

💕Venus - Aquarius, Cancer, Scorpio, Leo - Aquarius venus placements know the balance between showering you with love and giving you your space. Cancer venus... they love like no other and same with Scorpio. I'm again soooo drawn to scorpio venus placements it's insane. Leo venus placements are super sweet and soft and romantic but fun at the same time. They keep you on your toes.

💕Mars - Scorpio, Virgo, Sagittarius - Scorpio Mars are probably the most determined people I've ever met, they know what they want and how to get it done. Virgo Mars... I really can't explain this one tbh but it's so common in people closest to me. They're silently quite dangerous (in a good way and bad way lol). Sagittarius Mars are optimistic and really ambitious, it's really attractive

💕Juno - Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius - Leo specifically in people I've been with romantically probably because my own juno is Sagittarius, so we naturally click. I'm super attracted to Scorpio juno placements though and I do not know why lol. most of crushes and closest friends have this. if my friends don't have Scorpio juno they have aquarius juno lmao

💕Lilith - Aries, Gemini, Scorpio - Scorpio and Aries lilith yall are nasty af I love it so much lmao. I somehow find myself surrounded by gemini lilith placements and I have no idea why but they're so free-spirited and open-minded and super flexible (in more ways than one lol).

💕Risings - Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius and Pisces - listen man I can't stand pisces placements for the most part but I won't lie, two of my closest friends are Pisces risings, we just click well. Taurus risings, they're so pretty man and they're so easy to talk to once you start the conversation though lol. Gemini risings and Aquarius risings are unabashedly themselves, and they are LOUD lol. Leo risings are the bad bitches you wanna be friends with. Scorpio risings once again, idk what's with you Scorpio risings, yall seem hard but are such softies and so sensitive, I adore you.

#astro notes #astro observations #astrology #astro placements #aquarius #libra #Aries #virgo #Taurus #Gemini #Leo #Cancer #Scorpio #Sagittarius #Capricorn #pisces

[rzyraffek]

Bruh I got this idea in my head that y/n is getting bullied/scared by some asshole and due to being spooked she hides behind slasher. Slasher is probably confused af. Request open

Yeah anyways how slashers would react:

Tw: y/n isnt very smart, begging(not tw, more just cringe warning), death(not y/n, only bully)

Collector:

Head tilt, kinda confused, He probably was watching this whole argument (somone yelling at y/n) from shadows few minutes already, untill he decided to go in and end this little stupid game of theirs.

When he went in to the room y/n was in, the last thing he expected was her running to hide behind him, being visibly more scared of some normal looking person than some scary guy in mask.

Well thats cute, little butterfly like you, hugging his back, begging to be protected? So cute. Well he wont keep the lady waiting, pests like this bully of yours dont deserve to be in his collection anyways, so why live?

Quick stabs in stomach and neck will do the thing. Now what to do with y/n, well she is terryfied but its difficult to say if shes scared because of Asa deadly activities or the person that was just killed

If y/n decides to thank him for saving, he will probably🤨🤨🤨 kinda confused, like gurl you realise that you are prolly next? Tbh this gratitude probably saved her, because he is now very intresed in her, and will gladly 'invite' her to his nasty as lookin hotel place hideout

Billy Lenz:

He probably already knew shes bullied by her roomate, he is known to stalk people

He does not like the attitude they give her, not at all, of course He is a bab person and serial killer ect, but he is horny aswell and He has crush on any breathing women in 100meter radius, so obviously idea of his little crush being bullied makes him angry

He probably come out from attic just to steal some food and the cat(billy cat person) when he heard shouting, he recognise voice, its that bitch that is being mean to y/n. Billy being Billy tried to sneak and watch yall argue

Y/n probably sees him in corner of room and thought that its one of girls she lives with(Fic takes place in the same place as movie) so she went to him grabbed him and went"🥺shes mean to me again😭"

He will be flabagastered, a f e m a l e just touch him??? Consensually?? And asked for help?? Well now He doesnt crush you anymore, he loves you now. Will stab the bully for you honey. How could they treat you like that?

Will hug you and say some billy-level unholy stuff

Micheal Myers:

He is probably more confused than y/n and her bully together. Ayo human touch? Ayo some girl begging him? To kill somone??? Oh boy thats a lot to take in🤯

I mean win win, he gets kill, she gets rid of bully.

If y/n decides to thank him he will have error, noone really did it before? I mean it doesnt change anything but its still kinda noice? He wont kill her, but will stalk her atferwards, and maybe kidnap yoink her.

Thomas Hewitt:

Well guess who is the dinner today!

Y/n was probably on trip with her 'friends' and one of them acted rather dry and mean >:(

Thomas would probably notice fast, they didnt try to help her, and even said something along the lines "take her not me you monster!" Overall not slay person

He will feel bad but not to point to spare her 🙄 but when she litteraly hide behind him? Da killer? She more scared of her friends than guy who wants to eat her?? Well damn kinda felt bad for her

He would let y/n leave hause, but because he doenst want her to call police, he'll probably just yeet her in basement untill he figures out what to do with her (dont worry shes not next dinner, he will try to convince Luda to keep you. 🥺I got this cute little fella in my basement can I keep her🥺)

#slasher headcanons #slasher x reader #micheal myers #micheal myers x reader #the collector x reader #the collector #asa emory x reader #asa emory #thomas hewitt x reader #thomas hewitt #billy lenz x you #billy lenz x y/n #billy lenz x reader #billy lenz

[hualianisperfect]

Why does no one talk about the fact Blitzø's dad sold him for a Tiny condom and 5 dollars like mother fucker how tf your ugly ass even gonna be able to fit into a goddamn condom tiny dick bitch also his wife is a 100% smash like how tf did you get her. The only good goddamn thing that came out of him is his son and wife. Same with Crimson, Moxxie's dad 1 how tf did you get such a beautiful/sexy af woman in your nasty ass gruby hands and 2 his adorable ass son. Honestly FUCK CASH AND CRIMSON!!! Yalls bitch asses don't deserve your wifes and sons. Also Stolas is FUCKING PERFECTION ❤️👌😌 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#helluva boss #blitzø #Cash #Crimson #Moxxie #Dads are mostly shit unless youre Stolas #WOMEN #stolas #Stolas supremasy #Stolas is perfect

[military-fashion-show]

UPCOMING COSPLANS

i dont like keeping space free so yeah, before i bring you here my old content, i also want to share some future plans with yall as well

as you know, my horny hypersexual ass couldnt stand a chance to create also some hot content but there is a small problem (or rather to say, big af) - as an AFAB person its really hard to do some nasty pics of greasy old men but i quickly found out the solution - the most obvious one. i will do female versions and also will try to recreate some animations/arts (with future tags ofc!) so stay tuned for:

- Lawrence and fem!Lawrence

- fem!Strade

- fem!Derek (istg my personal fav one)

- and some Ren content im preparing atm ;)

it wont take much time as 90% of outfits and etc is already done, just need to find a really cool place and photographer to get this all finished 🙋‍♀️

#btd #btd 2 #boyfriend to death #btd cosplay #cosplay #tpof #the price of flesh

[ughdontbeboring]

Who Knew

Chris Evans x Reader (WoC)

honestly, who knew?

warnings: smut, face smacking (reader is into it), cum play, oral (male receiving), nasty talk, MDNI!!

sidenote: yall already know what it is, reader is WoC and thick af. And im high af and horny so here 🫠

If yall fucks with it like,love,comment, reblog all that good shit. i dont even ANY permission for my work to be use d anywhere in any form.

x

x

“Oh fuck” she moaned out. She doesn’t know how she got here, HONESTLY. 

His hands pushed her legs further back, her body pressing deeper into the plush bed. It was his bedroom and his scent was everywhere. She was drowning in it and it made her head dizzy. 

She felt the lite smack after her eyes drifted close, a strong hand gripping her face seconds later as she moaned. 

“Dumb little fucking slut, I told you eyes on me” He gritted out as his body drove into hers.

Her eyes shot open and sought his deep blue ocean ones. She gridded against him. The contact of her clit rubbing harder taking over her senses. He was talking she realized. She couldn’t make it over her own moaning.

Then she heard it. 

“Fucking that tight wet little pussy so good it’s making you dumb huh?” He taunted in that deep voice, eyes still locked on hers.

Oh damn she was done for. 

“Oh fu-f-fuck…….I’m dripping” She groaned as her body shook. His eyes darken in a way she didn’t think possible. Eyes completely blown with lust and pleasure.

“That’s right, I told you make a fuckin mess and look at your body listening to me…we just meet and that pussy’s already listening like a good girl” He rasped in her ear, his full bread scratching at her neck before he sucked into the soft skin. Her body tensed, she couldn’t even make sense of anything other then him.

 “Why? because no man could fuck you this good and this” he pulled back before slamming back into her, “deep” he huffed accentuated by his thrust. 

“Oh shit! I’m cumin-“ she cried out as he kept driving his heavy cock into her. Words fail her as a shout rips through her chest. 

Tears sprung to her eyes as she jerks and arches under his massive body. The lite touches of his chest hair tickling her nipples.

“Oh fuck Chris” she moaned, her eyes rolling to the back of her as her lips parted. 

Her orgasm hit her head on, nails dig into his back as she grips him tighter while the immense pleasure washes over her. His hips thrust into her chasing his own pleasure.

A loud groan tears through him while his face nestles into her neck. His pearly white teeth biting into her shoulder, while his hot cum paints her walls. 

After some moments he pulls out of her, allowing his cum to drip out of her. He watches in amazement as he pushed the mushroom head of his still hard cock up and over her mound, smearing his cum over her, and over her belly button. 

Who knew Chris Evans could fuck like that?

Again she wasn’t even sure how she got here. This morning she flew into Massachusetts for her girlfriends surprise dinner and now she’s currently taking Chris Evans big cum covered dick into her mouth while he grips her braids and groans at her that she’s being such a “good girl”.

She can’t help the whimper that vibrates against his delicious cock while she a humps his pillow. She knows he’ll never get the scent of her out of it. Good she thinks.

She was supposed to be at the night cap for the girls but instead her night cap turned into being covered and filled with Captain America’s cum. 

Fuck she was starting to love Boston

#Chris Evans #Chris Evans x reader #chris evans x you #Chris Evans x yn #chris evans x smut #chris evans x black reader #chris evans fanfic #chris evans rpf

[mattsobvimyfav]

For sport (Matthew Sturniolo & Chris Sturniolo)

Pt 7

A.n - hey yall so this is gonna be a very very very slow burn I already have some chapters written so I will probs rapid fire. It will be toxic, there will be angst , smut , everything you can possibly think of. It happens.

short little baby chapter for u

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Y/N’s POV

Me and Chris walked back into the house. I didn't feel the greatest that I had that whole fight with Matt just for him to go with that bitch. I decided to turn my phone off and just spend some quality time with Chris. I started to get undressed as Chris walked in from the bathroom. “Oh my god, I'm sorry” he said quickly, covering his eyes, I giggled at him before throwing on an oversized T-shirt “Your fine Chris you can uncover” He uncovered his eyes, throwing his suit in the corner of the room. I grabbed my makeup remover and started rubbing it on my eyes.

“So pickle, you wanna talk about it?” he asked, throwing his phone away from him on the bed seeing mine was on my side table. “It’s not even like I have any feelings for Matt, it's the fact I would say we are good friends and he is choosing this literal cunt over me” I said as I wiped my eyes getting more annoyed as I spoke “Like its obvious shes straight up making fun of me when I’m around, she laughs at me, gives me nasty looks. I haven't even done anything to her”

He got up from the bed walking behind me placing his hands on my shoulders “ I know, it's not fair to you. I can talk to him if you want” he says, massaging the stress out of my shoulders. “No please dont Chris, he's old enough to make his own decisions. He just better stand by them when I knock her teeth out” I shrugged and Chris started laughing, letting go of my shoulders. “You’ll be suspended, is that really worth it… You wouldn't be able to play ten games of soccer” I turned back looking at him “Im quitting anyway, who cares” He looked at me with wide eyes. “Why the fuck would you quit, you're amazing!” I looked down “I didn't get the captain. I'm not doing it if i'm not captain” He looked even more bewildered “How didnt you get captain you were the best on the team?” This made me feel worse because the reasoning was so stupid. “They said my attitude was too bad. I got benched the entire last game because I told the ‘helper’ coach to shut the fuck up, my dad is not happy about that one” Chris broke out into a fit of laughter.

After an hour of just talking about everything his phone lit up on the bed with a call from Matthew, I insisted he answered because it was his brother. “Hello” he said, putting the phone on speaker “Hey where are you? I'm home” I knew he knew where Chris was, he just wanted to say it. “I am at Y/N’s, we left the dance a while ago, did you even go?” Chris asked clearly to get the tea for me. “No, I dropped Maddy off right after the call with Y/N, are you guys going to the party?” Chris looked at me, I had forgotten about the party but now a part of me wanted to go “Mattttt” I said jumping on the bed next to Chris “Yes Pickle?” Matt said, already knowing what I was going to ask, “Can you come get us for the partyyyy” I dragged out my words ``Of course, be ready in half an hour.” Matt hung up as I jumped up smiling at Chris, who also got up to get ready.

I threw on a pair of gray sweatpants and a black long sleeve crop top and a pair of my dirty converse, Chris was basically matching with his sweatpants and a white T-shirt. I made him take a quick mirror selfie with me before posting it on my story and closing out my phone again. Matt arrived and I ran into my dads room to tell him I was leaving with the boys and we would be back later. I raced Chris to the front seat and he ultimately ended up beating me.

“Okay buckle up now” Matt said as I looked at him literally wearing the exact same outfit as me with white af 1’s. We literally looked like the three musketeers.

“Y/N don't get too drunk, stay with one of us or in our eyeline” Matt said as we walked into the party, I nodded seeing as the last time I got drunk I got socked in the face. We walked in and I immediately saw Haylee and ran up to her. “Peaches!” I yelled, wrapping her in a hug. She hugged me back and stepped back to look at me “You are alive, you just disappeared at the dance!” I nodded at her totally forgetting I never told her I was leaving. “Yes sorry I left early with Chris” I turned back pointing towards him and Matt who were smoking with some kid from our grade. “Ohhhh” She said wiggling her eyebrow, I hit her shoulder “Not like that douche” We both started giggling before walking away to go get some drinks.I poured some svedka in a cup and mixed it with sprite as a chaser while Haylee poured us each shots of kinky. We downed the shots pouring another. “Hey Y/N” Nick said, coming up behind me dragging out my name. “Nicky!” I jumped in his arms and he laughed at my excitement “Where's my brothers?” He asked looking around, I shrugged “I don't know, they are supposed to be watching me but they are doing a terrible job” Nick nodded walking away, Me and Haylee walked over to one of the couches, there was only one free spot so Haylee sat down while I sat on her lap.

“Y/N, Where the fuck have you been” Matt said as he grabbed the back of my arm standing me up off Haylee’s lap “You are not doing a very good job watching me” I giggled knowing the alcohol I had been drinking has finally hit, but I felt the buzzing feeling leave my system as a girl walked up next to Matt. Maddy. “OH MY FUCKING GOD” I yelled out “Shes like your fucking shadow dude, get a grip bitch” I pointed the last part of my statement towards her “Excuse me” She said walking closer to Matt. “You heard me, everywhere he goes you follow like a lost puppy, news flash if he hasnt fucked you yet, ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN” I put my hands in the air as I finished my sentence while Matt looked at me with nothing but anger behind his eyes. Chris came up behind me along with Haylee and I decided to keep going “And if you keep giving me your nasty fucking looks you have one of two options” I stopped throwing up two fingers at her “Ill either fuck Matt and make him forget all about you, or I will stomp your face so far into the ground youll come back with an australian accent” Chris chocked back a giggle at the last part. I didn't even know where Australia was on the map; it was just the first thing that popped into my head. “You're just a bitch, maybe you should take the hint and realize that Matt doesn't actually like you” She was trying her best to make me feel bad but I had an adrenaline rush that happened anytime I argued with someone, it was like my body was always ready for a fight. “That's crazy because last I checked it was always MY bed he ended up in, not yours” I finally looked back at Matt’s face and man I already knew I was getting an earful when we left here. “Oh and-” I went to say more but Matt put his hand over my mouth and practically threw me over his shoulder. “LOOK WHO HES LEAVING WITH BITCH” I yelled right at the door as she stared at us Chris one step behind and Haylee laughing where I left her.

“ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING” Matt yelled as I sat in the back seat, I slumped down in my seat. “I warned you all if she didn't keep her distance I was saying something” I looked up at the review and anger was still all over Matta face “I thought it was funny” Chris said causing me to start laughing “Matt bring me home I need to sleep in my own bed tonight” Chris said Matt nodded going to their house first leaving me in the car “He’ll be back out, we have practice tomorrow but maybe Ill see you tomorrow night” Chris said leaning in the backseat hugging me. I returned the hug crawling into the front seat. “We really need to talk when we get back. I need to get high before I even attempt that.” He said pulling out a blunt and pulling out of his driveway, he rolled the windows down and we passed the blunt back and forth driving around for an hour before finally making our way back to my house. I knew that this talk was going to go either very poorly or great.

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Since I have a test tomorrow and like none of u give af about me having real life problems(yall are greedy babies, asking me for more fics and drabbles. Nasty ass hoes),I'm gonna share my procrastination thoughts.

So does anyone else find the whole concept of nude beaches whack or is it just me??? Like who even thought of approving that??

Also thinking about the whole "free the n*pple" thing that was going on years ago... personally, I'm against that. But only because I think everyone should cover up. Men and women, I don't want to see anyone's bodies. And I get that some of yall will be like "Oh, so we should cover up just because you're uncomfortable???" Yeah you should. Because then why yall lose your shit when someone wants to wear a veil/abaya/modest clothing??? Ehh???

Also also is it just me or has it been a while since anyone found a cure for cancer and AIDS??? I feel like with the amount of money and research that's been put in these past years, we should've had a cure by now.