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clxwnprinceofcrime · 5 months
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Dear “the joker”,
I hoipe Hi my name is XYyyou know that what wyou are doing✝️ is bad and killing civilians is against gods iwill. You are going to hell. 🙏
Oh, I'm too old to decipher this. Let me get some glasses first, god-
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Alright, yes yes. Hell a wonderful place really, I do like the warmer climates more I must admit.
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y4nd3r3gf · 17 days
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Maybe a month
Once I know enough about you I’ll reveal myself.
Or you can try and figure out who I am if you really care
That's unfairrrr
I need more detailsssss
Pretty please??
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dentiststoothfairy · 8 months
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*breaks through the floorboards*
HIIIIIII ITS ME HAPPY ANON i have a request this time if u would be so kind as to fulfill it :]
can i request some headcanons about cuddling with naib? i just love him sm hrhsgzhsnsncndbzmx <3
thank youuuuuuuuuuu :D
[🦷🎀 (❁´◡`❁) 𝙰𝚠𝚠𝚠𝚠 𝚌𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙽𝚊𝚒𝚋 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚏𝚞𝚗. 𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎!]
🟢 𝐍𝐀𝐈𝐁 𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐑 🟢
𝐂𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐂𝐬
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This man isn't too big on PDA. It's not that he doesn't like it, he just doesn't really care? Like he won't be the type of person to be all gushy with you in the middle of a match. Nah, he's gotta have his head screwed on straight for that.
And straight up? You're probably a big distraction for him, so yeah. He'd rather be aware of his surroundings when with others than snuggled up with you. Call it a soldier's instinct.
But. In private?
Okay he is still pretty bad with affection BUT HE'S WORKING ON IT
Don't blame the sweetheart okay he's not used to fluffiness.
When it comes to cuddling, usually you gotta initiate. It sort of just slips his mind sometimes and you gotta remind him, god bless. But, there are rare moments where he seeks your physical comfort too.
Often behind closed doors, after a very, very difficult day in the manor. He'll just pull you into him and won't say a word. Just sinking into you and holding you there. Not a word.
He doesn't ease into it either. It just happens. He sinks his face into your neck and just gives the most exasperated sigh you've ever heard this poor man he's so tired.
His hugs? His arms wrap around your torso to physical hold you there. If he's feeling sneaky (which is hard to decipher from facial expression alone sometimes) hands will wrap around the waist.
God Lord this man is STRONG his hugs would be so firm and grounding. If you're ever having a panic attack go to him. As someone with war PTSD he's got you covered hon.
He smells of pine, food and I don't even know how describe this next one. He just smells of Naib? Pine, food and Naib. There you go.
Late night cuddles after nightmares are very much appreciated. After he calms down from having them, he loves feeling you around him and just loves to hold you. It's scary. It feels like he'll never escape that place but. He didn't have someone as lovely as you back then. It helps bring him into the now.
Kisses definitely come with cuddles, but his kisses aren't used sparingly. When Naib kisses you, they aren't fleeting little kisses with a small reminder of love. No, they are whole kisses with all of his love poured into it. Which is why he uses them so sparingly.
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fallenclan · 6 months
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For some reason I thought Blizzard was a tom and Crow was a molly. I completely reversed it... ✖️
well i can see the confusion with you thinking Crow was a molly, tortie cats are almost always mollies, but he's actually trans!! blizzard. idk why so many people thought she was a tom. it genuinely baffles me a little lmao. tbf i dont really take gender into consideration when im drawing my cats, they all just kinda look like Beasts
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shpexboi · 1 year
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could you make anon kiss bob on the cheek and he give it back?
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A kiss from him was a treat for you Now it's time for Bob to claim his treat
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dirtbagswitch · 2 months
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Awww poor baby... Flustered?
It's okay I'll be sure to eat you out long and hard to make up for it, yeah?
-X
This has to be considered cyber bullying 😭
I'm too ticklish down there
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Uh... Hi, Wally!
How's it going? ^^"
— X Anon
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"ah.. well. I don't.. really understand what's going on, Neighbor. this is.. not where I was"
Wally looks around, looking confused
"I.. woke up outside. this was the building closest to me so I went inside.. now I seem to be locked in..! I would not say it's going great, Neighbor. any advice?"
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wakeofvultures · 7 months
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Hiii. I might have to stay as Anon in this one lmao. You'll definitely know who I am. Anyways, I want to ask you regarding the plot device in New Moon: The San Marco Festival (Saint Marcus Day). I remember you mentioning this:
"Also I imagine this random celebration that turned into a kinda confrontation between Marcus and Myrtis is the origin of St. Marcus Day. Like I imagine the details got all jumbled, but it’s got all the ingredients. Marcus (who probably looks pretty divine glowing in the sun), someone identifying him as Marcus (so they know what to name it), a vampire being driven away, a red cloak. I know the red cloak is supposed to symbolize victims according to the lore but again! Time and confused details!
I thought that this being the Saint Marcus Day origin would actually put an interesting parallel for New Moon and Edwards whole stunt. (the Volturi probably hate Edward for the reminder)."
How will the whole concept of The San Marco Festival go in your version, say, if you were given the full power to further develop this plot device into one big concept. Any key details perhaps? It's fine if you don't answer though lmao cuz i remember already asking this to someone but eh. Love you work <3
-"X"
Hmmm... I guess the rather disappointing answer is that I probably won't develop it much more than the tidbit that I wrote in the quote you cited. I generally lean towards the Volturi being apathetic towards humans for the most part, so I imagine that they let the humans do whatever, and the festival arose mostly from humans passing down a strange story and trying to make sense of what happened.
I do think that the fact that vampires got involved in the story might have been some mischief from the guard just wanting to mess with the humans, and when the various rumors started solidifying into a more cohesive story, the Volturi leaders gave whoever responsible a stern talking to. A hundred years down the line, I imagine Aro finds it quite funny (until he remembers why Marcus was sad and in the middle of Volterra in the first place).
I imagine that in my little universe that San Marco Festival/Saint Marcus Day is the topic of hot debate among academics. The two prevailing theories being that it is derived from Saint Mark's Feast Day somehow or "Saint Marcus" is something like "Saint Demetra" which has local religious practices combining paganism with Christianity. (This also means that people are casting Marcus in the role of Mars which is interesting.) Aro, of course, closely follows the debate.
Anyway, other than a joke to try to get Marcus to laugh at and a nice festival to use as a cover to smuggle a large group of tourists, I imagine that the Volturi of my story don't really partake in the festival. It does endear their city to them a bit more tho.
Thank you, and thanks for the ask!
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w1tchd3str0yer · 8 days
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✝️ hi. Isee you are still disrespectiubg the order of creation as god intended it Where did my text go I can’t see anything I am typing blind help please please anyobeone .
Hi. Do not kill dpople. Unchristlike! Sent from my iMac fridge
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING TO ME-
wait......... there's.... this is secret code huh.....
of course.... HOW DID I NOT SEE IT. I'll crack it, dooooon't worry.
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YEAA IM GONNA ASK AGAIN
Again hiiii hieiei hellloooooooooooo not really asking but have I ever told you guys I got blocked on LITERALLY AO3
I just cursed out Noah out of love :((
And told him to die.
But the fic wasnt even good. Why did they got mad ☹️☹️☹️
-❌ YEAAA IM X ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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y4nd3r3gf · 17 days
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You’ve got a cute height I love girls shorter than me
I apologise for not asking before but what shall I call you?
Except mine.
Such a flirt indeed<33
You can call me Rin!!<33
And I am not short!! You're just slightly taller!!!
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re1999confessions · 4 months
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x anon here again!! the two 6 stars i got was voyager and a knight ... i mean voyager is like okay (i like her theme and such) but then theres fucking a knight I HATE HIM SOSOOOO MUCH DUDE WHT ARE YOUHERE. WHY DID YOUUU HAVE TO COME HOME INSGEAD OF X WHAT DID I DO.
✉ // Hello again X anon!! This ask is so funny because I just got someone else in the queue who loves A Knight 😭 (He is a good DPS though! Try him out)
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thegreatflyinggrayson · 5 months
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Thought you'd get a PhD
X
I just signed up for college, and my classes don't even start until February. And honestly I just... Cannot imagine doing that. Physical Therapy is more personal to me, I think.
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shpexboi · 1 year
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Bob Velseb x comparatively tiny anon? >//3//0
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This is accurate height difference between me and Bob btw
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dirtbagswitch · 2 months
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Babe those pictures you posted have me drooling and itching to see the rest of you. I already want to get my hands on you with just the little ice seen. Fuck her, you're hot.
Sincerely, a man
-X
THANK YOU 😵‍💫🫠🫠🫠🫠
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They were asking you this cause..
You'll have to run.
A lot.
Trust us.
We know.
(Sorry, if i was scaring ya.. Didn't mean to.. ^^")
— X Anon
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"that's.. hm.. well, thank.. you, Neighbors. we'll.. have to find out. how fast I can run.. there was really no need for it back home.."
he takes a deep breath, despite not needing to breathe
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"I.. see no reason to fear a pizza?"
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"guns? what's.. a gun?"
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