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💭 “Nobody Asked”: a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics. 🏷

#davidolenick #nobodyasked #nobodyaskedbydavidolenick #quotes #quoteoftheday #quotesdaily #quotesaboutlife #lifequotes #quotestoliveby #motivation #motivationalquotes #demotivationalquotes #inspiration #inspirationalquotes #morningmotivation #jokes #puns #dadjokes

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April 11, 2024 📆 If I could add an 11th Commandment, it would be "Thou shalt not sit next to me on a train and say 'What's that you're reading?'". 🛒 It’s still not too late to get your copy of my 2024 Daily Desk Calendar! 🏷

#davidolenick #dailydeskcalendar #calendar #2024calendar #lol #cute #funny #humor #illustration #graphicdesign #jokes #puns #dadjokes #dailycalendars #dailydeskcalendars #beaver #beavers #mindyourdamnbusiness #mindyourbusiness #mindyourownbusiness #dam #introvert

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📚🗓 #ReadingGoals & Wall Calendar page for April ‘24

🌱🍴 You may like poached salmon and asparagus, but not as much as you like that you like poached salmon and asparagus.

📚 I found Chthon at brasscastlecollectibles.com, Phthor at @wonderbookandvideo, and The Spectral Vision of Gothic Romance at @bibliomancers. 🎨 Book Cover art: Chthon/Phthor by Richard Powers, The Spectral Vision of Gothic Romance by Courtney Brooke Hall & Michael Houtz. 🏷

#davidolenick #april #calendar #puns #dadjokes #2024calendar #lol #cute #funny #humor #illustration #graphicdesign #books #reading #vintagepaperbacks #piersanthony #chthon #phthor #richardpowers #richardmpowers #thespectralvisionofgothicromance #bibliomancers #asparagus #healthyeating #healthtips #diettips #aton #worldsofchthon #readinggoals

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Easter jokes on Easter because I'm a fucking professional. 🥚🐰➡️ Swipe, click or scroll for full size images - you may share them, but please tag/link/credit me prominently in the caption/image, thanks! 🏷

#davidolenick #happyeaster #easter #eastereggs #esateregghunt #lol #cute #funny #humor #illustration #graphicdesign #artoftheday #art #design #artist #illustrators #easterbunny

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🐰 “Nobody Asked”: a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics. 🏷

#davidolenick #nobodyasked #nobodyaskedbydavidolenick #easter #happyeaster #quotes #quoteoftheday #quotesdaily #jokes

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🤓 “Nobody Asked”: a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics. 🏷

#davidolenick #nobodyasked #nobodyaskedbydavidolenick #literally #quotes #quoteoftheday #quotesdaily #demotivationalquotes #knowitall #pedantic

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March 22, 2024 📆 I think that outfit is absolutely to dye for. 🛒 It’s still not too late to get your copy of my 2024 Daily Desk Calendar! 🏷

#davidolenick #dailydeskcalendar #calendar #2024calendar #lol #cute #funny #humor #illustration #graphicdesign #jokes #puns #dadjokes #dailycalendars #dailydeskcalendars #easter #easter eggs #easteregg #easterdress #easteroutfit #outfit

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“Trying To Take It Over Easy” (2024) 🥚🍷

🛒 Tees, Cards, Stickers, & other products at my Threadless Artist Shop & Society6

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#davidolenick #easter #easteregg #eastereggs #eggs #outfit #underdressed #blacktie #cocktailparty #tuxedo #workclothes #lol #cute #funny #humor #illustration #graphicdesign #artoftheday #happyeaster #threadless #society6 #straightfromwork #camestraightfromwork #icamestraightfromwork

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“Gold-Oriented” (2024) 🌈☘️

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#davidolenick #stpatricksday #leprechaun #leprechauns #thinkpositive #positivity #motivationalquotes #inspirationalquotes #affirmation #happystpatricksday #lol #cute #funny #humor #illustration #graphicdesign #puns #dadjokes #artoftheday #threadless #society6

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🗓🥙 I am proud to present my ELEVENTH annual WALL CALENDAR. 🛒 The 2025 EDITION is available for PRE-ORDER now! 👍❤️ I promise every page is going to make you do that thing where you go to tap the “like” button and then remember it’s not on your phone. 🏷

#davidolenick #2025calendar #calendar #wallcalendar #lol #cute #funny #humor #illustration #graphicdesign #puns #dadjokes #imholdingoutforahero #holdingoutforahero #imholdingoutforagyro #holdingoutforagyro #food #gyro #tzatziki #greekfood #pita #homedecor #kitchendecor #officedecor #cubicle #inspirational #calendars #2025calendars #wallcalendars #stationery

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March 13, 2024 📆 Of course it's not healthy to eat pastries all the time. I only indulge on certain occasions, such as every opportunity afforded me. 🛒 It’s still not too late to get your copy of my 2024 Daily Desk Calendar! 🏷

#davidolenick #dailydeskcalendars #calendar #2024calendar #lol #cute #funny #humor #illustration #graphicdesign #jokes #friends #coffee #pastry #pastries #dailycalendars #pageaday #friendship

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☕️ “Nobody Asked”: a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics. 🏷

#davidolenick #nobodyasked #nobodyaskedbydavidolenick #coffee #mornings #morning #morningcoffee #goodmorning #breakfast #quotes #quoteoftheday #quotesaboutlife #lifequotes #quotestoliveby #motivation #motivationalquotes #demotivational #demotivationalquotes #morningmotivation #jokes

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📚🗓 #ReadingGoals & Wall Calendar page for March ‘24

☘️ As I always say, who needs luck when you go back and make sure the stove is turned off approximately seventy-five times before you can leave the house.

📚 I found Lord of Light at @wonderbookandvideo and Spell Bound by @bibliomancers at @theshq. Book Cover art: Lord of Light by Ron Walotsky, The King of Elfland's Daughter by Bob Pepper, Spell Bound by Eric Nordhauser & @astraleyez. 🏷

#davidolenick #march #calendar #puns #dadjokes #2024calendar #lol #cute #funny #humor #illustration #graphicdesign #books #reading #vintagepaperbacks #rogerzelazny #lordoflight #lorddunsany #thekingofelflandsdaughter #spellbound #bibliomancers #goodluck #stpatricksday #horseshoe #lucky #luckyhorseshoe #luck #readinggoals

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“I Don't Be Leaf In Violence” (2024) 🍺☘️

🛒 Tees, Cards, Stickers, & other products at my Threadless Artist Shop, TeePublic, and Society6

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#davidolenick #stpatricksday #beer #clover #shamrock #imalovernotafighter #happystpatricksday #lol #cute #funny #humor #illustration #graphicdesign #puns #dadjokes #artoftheday #threadless #society6 #teepublic #barfight #turntheothercheek #pacifist #pacifism

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😳😬 “Nobody Asked”: a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics. 🏷

#davidolenick #nobodyasked #nobodyaskedbydavidolenick #socialanxiety #mentalhealth #acutesocialanxiety #socialanxietydisorder #anxiety #mentalhealthawareness #selfacceptance #selflove #introvert #quotes #quoteoftheday #quotesdaily #motivationalquotes #inspirationalquotes #jokes #puns

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💑 “Nobody Asked”: a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics. 🏷

#davidolenick #nobodyasked #nobodyaskedbydavidolenick #valentinesday #happyvalentinesday #hearts #romantic #couple #couplegoals #relationships #relationshipgoals #quotes #quoteoftheday #quotesdaily #quotesaboutlife #lifequotes #quotestoliveby #motivationalquotes #inspirationalquotes #demotivationalquotes #jokes #puns

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❤️‍🔥 “Nobody Asked”: a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics. 🏷

#davidolenick #nobodyasked #nobodyaskedbydavidolenick #consentingadults #loveislove #nobodysbusiness #mindyourbusiness #mindyourownbusiness #valentinesday #happyvalentinesday #quote #quoteoftheday #quotesdaily #quotesaboutlife #lifequotes #quotestoliveby #inspirationalquotes #motivationalquotes #jokes