#wrong!!!

[baconpal]

If you do really well, there'll be some fanservice!

Good luck!

#void stranger #cif #void stranger cif #you fools think im done posting void stranger art? #wrong!!! #my art

[violet-varley]

"kill them with kindness" WRONG! GLITTER BOMB!! 💣💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨💥✨

#venus.d.txt #kill them with kindness #WRONG!!! #glitter bomb #you should give Venus a glitter bomb #she'd be very very very happy!! #venus dilemma #venus graves #venus the dilemma

[cowgurrrl]

Okay wait but now I’m thinking about a sweet home alabama au with Joel

Like maybe you’re an up and coming star and you’ve fallen in love with one of your costars, an absolute beautiful (albeit a little bland) man everyone in the world seems to be fawning over, and you guys get engaged which is all good and well until you remember you have some…. unfinished business back in Texas. You go home for the first time in ten years, divorce papers in hand, and meet your soon to be ex husband Joel at the house you two shared once. Maybe he’s out working in the garage when you pull up in your rental car and he’s got a bandana sticking out of his back pocket, grease on his hands, and sweaty curls slicked out of his face. Maybe he looks you up and down when you get out of the car before he turns back to the faulty engine at hand. “You sure haven’t aged much.” He mumbles and you sigh. “‘S what happens when you get outta this shit hole. Life gets a whole lot better.” And maybe y’all get into an argument because he won’t sign the papers and you won’t take no for an answer and who ever thought this marriage would actually work out? You guys were just stupid kids making stupid choices. You make wise cracks at each other in the company of others and all but torment each other with years of unspoken tension and unresolved issues.

Although the longer you’re in Texas and trying to force him to sign the papers, the more you start to see what his life without you has looked like and how he’s changed. Maybe he takes you line dancing for the first time in ten years. Maybe y’all have a nice dinner where you don’t end up screaming at each other. Maybe you apologize for things you should’ve apologized for years ago. Maybe he finally signs the papers and a piece of your wannabe Yankee heart cracks just a little.

#JAKE!!! #you dumb stubborn redneck hick #the only reason you won’t sign these papers is because I want you to #WRONG!!! #the only reason I ain’t signing em is because #you’ve turned into some #hoity toity Yankee BITCH #and I’d like nothing better right now than to piss you off #ofc I remember it all #tag urself #are you dumb stubborn redneck hick #or are you hoity toity yankee bitch #oh god what am I doing #joel miller au #the last of us au #the last of us #joel miller #pedro pascal cinematic universe

[silvercaptain24]

sad boi baby, professional cow lifter

Everyone keeps sending me baby boi baby…

#asks and answers #wrong!!!

[crplpunkklavier]

im so mad i was in really terrible shoulder/neck pain yesterday, some deep muscle thing, and i tried everything from heat to cold to massages to stretches to combinations and nothing made a difference. and apparently the answer was to take one single ibuprofen. so here is my grumpy reminder to all my fibro bitches who have gotten a little too used to assuming all their pain is fibro and therefore immune to painkillers. sometimes it's still worth a shot. i fucking guess

#i just forget theyre an option :/ #i was misdiagnosed with something that suggested i could go comatose if i had any (stupid.) and #now its fibro instead so im always like well. none for me i guess #wrong!!! #hys can have little a ibu

[esoteric-dyke]

Who Hears The Tree Before It Falls

there sits a tree,

on a hill,

among others,

it is, like most things, ordinary

it’s branches curl like

a love letter to the sky above

twisted and mangled

and cruel and desperate

in its layers of bark 

overlapping its core

it is smiling.

a bird is sitting in its branches

not sure what kind

maybe a swallow or a robin

or a finch

one of those small ones

whos wings curve 

like a mother holding its child

and tomorrow 

oh tomorrow 

and tomorrow 

tomorrow 

tomorrow tomorrow 

the bird is dead

on a fallen log on a hill

and today is not tomorrow

and a bird sits on a tree that

fell in love with the sky

like its a promise 

i hear you,

you are not singing

you don't have to.

#modern poetry #original poem #poetry #poem #poems on tumblr #prose #girls when they end a poem with a triplet that sums up the poems thesis #can u tell im obsessed with that trope at the moment #a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it #WRONG!!! #me #i hear it #i love you

[borrelia]

i was worried this macky cheese wouldnt be flavorful enough so i added some more pepper at the end but the mortar was wet so i couldnt grind them very find so theres BIG CHUNKSA PEPPER in here. oh well. it's not bad

#myaa #i was raised a black pepper hater and i think its bc every other family around me used it wrong #it is a SUPPLEMENTARY seasoning. not the ONLY seasoning. #it goes on WHILE IT'S COOKING not AFTER IT GETS TO YOUR PLATE #WRONG!!!

[ghostpunkrock]

I hate hate hate having to ask clarification questions for every single task I’m given at this job because it makes me feel like I come across as really stupid when actually I am not stupid it’s just that the leads in this department are hilariously bad at giving instructions!!!!!

#the joke is that we write instructional documentation. and everyone is so fucking bad at actually writing instructions or delegating tasks #like no one ever trained me on ANYTHING tell me EXACTLY what you want me to do otherwise there’s no point in me wasting time trying to do it #wrong!!!

[roarinsaurus]

is in despair (packages haven't come in yet)

#i got silly and ordered like five things but now i'm like... now they arrive right?? #wrong!!! #jay chatter

[dogcollarpunk]

Also got nothing done today, just got really excited about national parks and then early medieval clothing and then Got Hungry and then Got Tired and it’s now 5 pm

#beef trimmings #I think I need to set a timer to just do My STUPID PWOER POINT #I NEED SMTH TO SHOW TO MY TEACHER TOMORROW #bro at the beginning of this weekend I was like man I’m gonna get so much work done 💪💪💪💪 #WRONG!!! #I was just TIRED and laid in bed #that was my weekend!!!! #booo!!!!!

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

#mine #tumblr #boop #don't get me wrong I love booping but. hm

[wolfythewitch]

jesus in the hades art style

#he came for his lost sheep and took a wrong turn #art #digital art #wolfy religious tedtalks #jesus christ #bible #hades game #hades supergiant

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

#matilda #my beloved #never stop getting mad about the things you see that are wrong in the world

[silvercaptain24]

If you put a pot of cold water with spaghetti in it in the oven will it work

If you what

#asks and answers #wrong!!!

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

#greek mythology #ares #athena #greek gods #dont get me wrong it aint athena slander but it sure is ares praise #on some level at least #man justly accused of bad things deserves some mid praise more at 11 #thank you romi for helping me with words though i duly noted you insisted on ares not being cautious rather than him not being careful #romi be like “i want him to care” and honestly good you should say it #also EPIC led to this and i just..... i want to draw some animatics man i just need infinite time now #my long lost love for greek myths just will never stop coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming #i want some vulture design in here for ares but not sure about this one #kochei doodles

[sleepygaymerdisease]

#'who was this about' dont worry <3 #EDIT hi i didnt realize this would get notes LOL. um everyone reblog with what character ur thinking of because im NOSEY i WANNA SEE #edit 2 to everyone trying to guess what the character i made this for was. youre all wrong. this was about kamen rider #youd think lupin because of my profile picture but alas i have other interests as well... #anis gaymer moments