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tildeathiwillwrite · 5 months
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Rand's increasing annoyance never fails to make me laugh.
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thenatsdorf · 2 years
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Cat steals eggplant.
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markantonys · 7 months
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siuan: moiraine, our son fucking sucks. he's so weak! he's useless! he doesn't know how to do ANYTHING!
rand curled up in the corner:
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diver5ion · 10 months
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I spent the night in the dungeon.
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I know I’ve said it before but by far the funniest thing to result from the wot show for me is so many people thirsting over Masema. That’s peak comedy right there.
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moghedien · 8 months
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I do love how immediately Alanna just accepted that not only was Egwene hooking up with someone in the White Tower, but she was hooking up with multiple people and genuinely needed help on how to manage her performance in three ways while still satisfying herself
like you know that Egwene is definitely not the first Novice or Accepted to go to Alanna for love and sex advice and Alanna is just like "this is my job, I will counsel these girls on sex" and assumes that's what they're there for when they come ask to talk to her privately
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agardenandlibrary · 10 months
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"the garden of silver breezes shop was not a garden and was also not a shop" what's next? The hill it's on isn't really a hill? Where does it end, Robert? Where does it end??
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ladylingua · 2 months
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started reading The Great Hunt
and it's incredibly funny to me that our first introduction to Liandrin involves a moment where she is acting warm and friendly to Amalisa,
and Moiraine is watching this happen like
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thinking to herself, "what the fuck is Liandrin up to because I KNOW this bitch doesn't have friends"
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tiredmoonslut · 1 month
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Me: *fully convinced the Aes Sedai don't use hand movements for channeling except for maybe, like, fireballs, and that all the body movement in the show was purely a show convention
*Robert Jordan randomly revealing in book eight that the Aes Sedai have been using hand gestures for channeling the whole time
Me: What 😀
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pien-art · 9 months
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White Tower law: you cannot kill with the One Power
Moiraine, taking out a knife: 👍
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sadkois · 11 months
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10 mins later after majima convinced nishiki to go out on a guys night :)
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10 YEARS IN THE JOINT
KIRYU WITH NISH EXPRESSION JUMPSCARE
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tildeathiwillwrite · 5 months
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That's what they try to do, at least, but somehow it always ends up being what the Aes Sedai want anyway.
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spectrum-color · 7 months
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The funniest thing about the WoT fandom is always when people say Egwene is a Mary Sue because she achieved too much too fast, and then someone brings up Rand who in 2 years becomes a blademaster, king of multiple countries, most powerful channeler to ever live, chief of both the Aiel and the Sea Folk, is a figure of worship for a religious cult, and has multiple women slavishly devoted to him, and they say actually in his case it’s ok because the story said he’s the special chosen one and that means he can’t be a Mary Sue
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markantonys · 8 months
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Wheel of Time S2 Countdown
Day 4: Favorite Quotes
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totallyjazzed · 1 year
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FUCK YOU MULTIVERSE!
IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO LIVE ON ANOTHER PLANE THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SHMUCK TO COME TO BIG MOM NORN'S TREE.
MONSTERS! ARMIES THAT DON'T STAY DOWN! OIL!
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FIND FREEDOM AT BIG NORN'S, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!
IT'S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH AN IMPERFECT MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU'LL FALL TO OUR BULLSHIT, GUARANTEED!
IF YOU FIND A BETTER PLANE, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS, YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!
BRING YOUR TRADE, BRING YOUR TITLE, BRING YOUR WIFE, WE'LL COMPLEAT HER, THAT'S RIGHT, WE'LL COMPLEAT YOUR WIFE!
BECAUSE AT BIG MOM NORN'S, YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY!
TAKE A HIKE TO BIG MOM NORN'S!
HOME OF CHALLENGE PLANESWALKING, THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PLANESWALKING!
HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PLANESWALK SIX SPHERES INTO PHYREXIA AND NOT GET COMPLEATED, YOU GET TO KEEP YOUR FREE WILL!
DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!
ONLY AT BIG MOM NORN'S, THE ONLY PRAETOR THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF!
HURRY UP ASSHOLE!
THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU GIVE US YOUR SPARK, AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!
GO TO HELL!
BIG MOM NORN'S TREE!
THE FAIR BALISICA' FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES IN THE PLANE OF PHYREXIA, GUARANTEED!
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erinsintra · 3 months
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back in 2021 i started to intentionally train my english pronunciation to mimic a british accent and now i no longer know how to reverse back to my original accent. i can't go around talking like that in real life bro how tf do i turn the britishness off
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