The thing about Wheel of Time is everyone in it is in an epic fantasy except the Forsaken, who are all in a workplace sitcom where everyone hates each other.
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Lanfear got six blissful months of not having to deal with her coworkers, which was EXACTLY enough time for her to reach peak hubris.
She watched-slash-arranged-for Ishamael's death and was ready to swagger around as the only general of the Dark One until it was time to Starscream him too, only to sashay head first into Moghedien's trap and get INSTANTLY knocked down about forty pegs. By Moghedien.
10/10 on Forsaken antics, no notes.
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The Dark One and all of the Forsaken are bound in Shayol Ghul, beyond the Great Blight, bound by the Creator at the moment of Creation, bound until the end of time.
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Mat: Is this a sex thing?
Guy known as the Father of Lies: No.
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Ishamael: How are things going with al'Thor?
Lanfear: He thinks I'm just a simple innkeeper and now he's my little fuck toy.
Ishamael: Hmm. And what is the next stage of your plan?
Lanfear: ...Next stage?
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"Nothing was decided here."
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i for one am SO happy the show is committing to the fact that all the forsaken desire Rand carnally. they are all so horny for that little guy.
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Ishamael, staring down at Lanfear's latest Resources Requisition Form: You want 500 gold marks. To start.....an inn?
Lanfear, who would sooner die then admit she needs Ishamael's help to live out her sugar mommy fantasies with Rand: An evil inn.
Ishamael sighing, thinking that at least this way he'll know where she is: Sure? Why not?
Five months later
Lanfear: So bad news the evil inn caught fire. Good news, it caught fire because I gave LTT a sex dream so intense he channeled in his sleep and set it aflame.
Ishamael, who has been busy taking over the Seanchan court: you WHAT?
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