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#i just thought it was funny
lesbianshadowheart · 6 months
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tess-talks-inc · 1 year
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Hmm-
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arttsuka · 8 months
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A little something I made a few months ago
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hascious · 1 month
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idek what to caption this
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bismuth-soup · 7 months
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Blahaj blast!
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riality-check · 1 year
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Eddie doesn’t even know how the fight started. Well, that’s a lie. He knows Steve got on him for not folding the laundry, but Eddie isn’t going to admit that he did not, in fact, fold the laundry. That would be treason to himself and to his pride.
So, he told Steve that he “needs to wash the goddamn dishes every once in a while,” and things kind of spiraled from there.
It’s stupid. It’s all so stupid.
Everyone says “it’s never about the dishes,” but in this case, it is. It’s about the dishes, and the laundry, and the shower, and the groceries, and everything else that makes up this little domestic thing they’ve got going on.
It’s all about the little domestic thing they’ve got going on. Eddie never dreamed he’d ever say that sentence and be happy about it, but here he is, fighting with his long-term boyfriend about whatever the two of them decided to complain about next. There’s nothing bigger than this at stake, just the pains of two people trying to live together.
It’s all so stupid. It does, however, make Eddie realize he has very strong opinions on what they tape on the VCR.
“You taped over the latest episode of Star Trek!”
“What am I supposed to do? It’s on at the same time as my show!”
Eddie rolls his eyes, and then, because he’s feeling petty, because this entire thing has been nothing but petty this entire goddamn time, he adds, “And you refuse to sleep on your side, so your snoring keeps waking me up!”
Steve grits his teeth, and Eddie is just waiting for him to come back with something bitchy.
Instead, Steve reaches behind his ears.
“Steve?”
He looks like he’s about to laugh.
No way.
“Steve?” Eddie tries again, and yeah, Steve is rapidly losing a battle against his own face in an effort to try not to smile. 
No goddamn way.
“Did you just turn off your hearing aids?” Eddie asks, incredulous.
Finally, Steve does laugh, hard enough to bring tears to his eyes.
“You sound,” he gasps between laughter, “like the parents in the Peanuts specials.”
Eddie tries not to laugh.
“You know,” Steve says, still laughing. “Like the Charlie Brown cartoons?”
Then, he makes a noise like a toddler trying to play the trumpet, and Eddie just loses it.
He laughs so hard he doubles over, which makes Steve laugh harder, until the two of them are struggling to breathe and wiping tears away from their faces.
When Eddie stands back up, Steve is just a step in front of him, attempting to compose himself.
“Did you turn them back on?” Eddie asks.
“No,” Steve says with a smile.
Eddie rolls his eyes and kisses him because when Steve’s being a jerk on purpose, he’s also at his sweetest.
“Sorry about the dishes,” Steve says against his lips. 
“Sorry about the laundry,” Eddie says when he pulls back.
Steve looks confused.
“Turn them back on!” Eddie teases, motioning to his ears, and before they dissolve into laughter again, Steve does.
Just in time for Eddie to say, “New deal: I’ll do dishes and you do laundry.”
“Deal,” Steve says immediately.
As Eddie makes his way to the kitchen, he laughs to himself. Everyone who made this domestic shit seem difficult and boring is a goddamn liar.
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iaxsl · 4 months
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zoro and luffy got married a while back and never bothered to tell anyone. nami knows because she was there but hasnt told anyone because theyre both insufferable. usopp found out when he saw them makeout in a closet or something on the merry (he shut the door and ran to nami looking for answers). by the time they reach wano almost everyone on the crew knows that theyre married except sanji who found out after zoro and luffy kissed at the celebration party.
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madameinfinitehearts · 5 months
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Now that the "Crocodile is Luffy's parent" theory has officially consumed me, I've been thinking over some headcanons for which traits Luffy might have gotten from Croc. One being that Luffy's difficulty with names came from him.
The real reason the Baroque Works agents had codenames based on numbers/holidays/etc? Crocodile can't remember them to save his Iife.
Outside of Robin, who he worked closely with, I don't recall him referring to the other agents by their actual names. No "Galdino". No "Bentham". Just their codenames.
Of course, I could be forgetting something
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yapperdan · 2 months
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I always see posts about phil winning the idgaf war but don't really think of them more deeply until i see posts like how many times phil has said i love you to his audience and realizing he hasn't said it in a decade. He truly is unbothered 😭😭
(x) the i love you post by @ahappydnp
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trianglesand · 11 months
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I like to imagine that when Link pops his joints in his right arm, his arm lights up like a glow stick.
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jae-in-a-trenchcoat · 5 months
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Practising things
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agardenandlibrary · 10 months
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"the garden of silver breezes shop was not a garden and was also not a shop" what's next? The hill it's on isn't really a hill? Where does it end, Robert? Where does it end??
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sillylilfang · 6 months
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I've slept 5h last night let's gooo
have some astarion and my durge hehe
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sunset-mp4 · 1 month
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You know if you ever think "maybe Henry Jekyll didn't have such a bad idea?" then that's a sign that it's been a tad long since you've spoke to your therapist.
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stargalactic · 3 months
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“𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚑 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑- 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜𝚗’𝚝 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝“
Ik someone might of done this before but i dont care lmao. I can fr see paranoid going haywire about being in the backrooms or mostly everyone trying to figure where the hell they are lmao-
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names in ship names used to be in the order "first is top, second is bottom." now while this isn't necessarily true anymore, since most ship names are now ordered in the way that sounds best (ie. lumity sounds better than amiluz, anxceit sounds better than dexiety, catradora sounds better than adatra, etc), this does imply that shadow the hedgehog is a bottom in nearly every mlm ship he's featured in. in this essay i will
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