#without a microwave

[elprupneerg]

Never move between apartments. Most stressful goddam thing on the fucking planet

#woke up from my 3rd nightmare of the night :/ #I’ve had a lot of help which has made things easier #but also my dad’s version of helping involves making shit wayyyyyy more complicated than it needs to be #I had my toaster and stuff all set out for him to take but instead he walked right past it into the other room to shove shit around to get #to get to the microwave I’m still gonna need today when I go back to finish shit up #cuz at some point I’m gonna need to eat and my plan of microwaving up some leftovers while I pack up my fridge doesn’t work without a #without a microwave #and I can’t cook on the stove cuz my pots and pans and cooking oil are in my parents garage #the Only good thing about the past few days has been that my gf slept by me and now tonight I’m sleeping by her #probably gonna have to sleep by my parents for a night or two for politeness sake and I’m not looking forward to that

[verocitea]

For your request thing, I think it'd be funny to just see you draw Charmy just being Charmy. Nothing could go wrong

He’s making Vector breakfast in bed!! :D

#he’s since been banned from using the microwave without supervision 😔💔 #my art #charmy bee #team chaotix #ask #ask request

[kayvsworld]

sorry to be doing mcu throwback complaints again and EXTRA sorry for it to be about cacw and aou, sorry, i just am thinking again that if marvel had. in aou. committed to letting steve rogers see that captain america graffiti calling him a fascist with his own two eyes i would have forgiven many of their subsequent deeds and crimes

#like hey. hey shh. cacw but they engage with the politics of it and also have in a previous movie made him look at that graffiti. chefs kiss #WHAT IF THEY LET HIM MAKE A SPEECH. CACW BUT IF THEY LET STEVE TALK. UTOPIAN #i know asking that of mcu is like asking a toddler to build you a house but its just SO INTERESTING. TO ME #THAT IT WAS MADE AND FILMED AND THEN SCRAPPED #that they had steve's reaction be to just remove the helmet identifying him with that symbol and Continuing On #it's just interesting is all i am saying it's Interesting #note: i am obviously not saying steve's a fascist i just think it would be INTERESTING for Little Guy Of WW2 Fame to see it with his eyes #maybe i'm just still mad that my captain america press conference was stolen and turned into a peggy funeral idk. sigh #i'm done i'm done i promise. i don't have fatws open in another tab letting it microwave my brain. dont worry #kayvswords #mcu desperately trying to tell stories without telling an actual story is so genuinely fascinating to me #they want the themes and aesthetics without the substance but like. it's a story. it'll say something whether you want it to or not #idk idk idk. fatws is also i think peak mcu politics it's very funny. fascinating company. theyre so bad at movie #WHY DID CACW HAPPEN LIKE THAT. WHO THOUGHT IT WAS SMART. christ god #i feel like i should tag this as something so i don't get jumped but idk if that's still the vibe here kfdjglkjdfh

[kirby-the-gorb]

#kirby #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #bad news lads (gender neutral) turns out I just don't like camping #we'd already set it up so I would only stay one night because I knew I'd probably need to go home early for one reason or another #so it's nbd #but it turns out camping is kinda pointless if you're with literally any other people at all #I could see the appeal if it was literally me alone and like not even my partners or anything #but we were in a group of like. 20 people. 1/3rd children. #but even without all the extra people if it's not like Total Isolation it's like. #I could still go spend all day in the woods and just also sleep in a bed after yknow? #it only loses you like 10 minutes of tree-time depending where you are #and like I kind like being inside a tent! it's cozy! but I could just. sleep in a room. with a tv and a microwave. #idk bro it's not for me #even without sleeping in the mud and being woken up for a guard shift in the middle of the night. #even if the children had not been there. #and I wonder if it's like a ~toughness~ thing for some people but like. #come on man. #(I know it is also often a lot cheaper especially for big families than other vacation accommodations) #(at least after the upfront investment on gear) #(which like that's fair! but it's not an applicable concern for me!) #(it's not a big enough difference that we could afford one and not the other as a family of 3 adults)

[aromantic-diaries]

aro culture is hating love songs but liking breakup songs bc love loses

My personal favorites are songs about mutually destructive and unhealthy relationships that are doomed to fail but refuse to die. Love loses.

#not-scared-of-microwaves #i assume there is context for that username but i must note it is amusing to see without said context #mail time

[i-am-bitterly-jittery]

Logan is a master baker because baking is a science

Roman is a master chef because cooking is an art

Patton loves to try new things but they barely work out how he wants

Virgil puts ramen in the microwave without water and sets off the fire alarm

Janus orders takeout for everything

Remus loves to experiment with flavors that should never under any circumstance be combined

#sanders sides #ts sanders sides #logan sanders #virgil sanders #roman sanders #patton sanders #janus sanders #remus sanders #tss headcanon #sanders sides headcanon #a girl who lived in my dorm building freshman year put ramen in the microwave without water #when he had to evacuate I heard her crying ‘I didn’t know it needed water!’ #my building had to evacuate basically once a week the whole first quarter

[todayisafridaynight]

no ones ever gonna understand how much i love daigo doin this stupid shit after dissolving the tojo

#snap chats #is this a gaiden spoiler. its been like five months catch up you nerds #ANYWAYYYYY NOO I LOVE HIM ....... this whole bit is like four seconds long but i love it so much #i just reminded myself i should probably make gaiden/y8 videos for daigo.. i'll make it a JP/ENG comp or somethn.. one day #not soon tho like its barely anything since he's not in those games Long At All but still. im lazy 💀 #excuse me while i gush about daigo for twenty minutes now because hehee HE'S SO CUTE I CAN'T GET OVER IT #this is literally the middle aged equivalent of going yippee like YOU CAN TELL HE'S SO RELIEVED IT'S SO CUTE #got the energy of a student with crippling anxiety after they somehow get through giving a presentation without throwing up #AND his lil smile ......... thank you gaiden you made me wanna eat drywall with daigo's sad puppy dog eyes about kiryu #and then immediately made up for it a minute later #sorry i keep scrolling up to look at him and i love him so much. what if i threw up #i dont like using babygirl lightly but this is actually the most Babygirl frame of him ever ive decided #thats my boy .... i love my boy so much ..... he's so cute ... come so far in life congratulations king ..... ily ... #him lookin up at the sky for a minute just to breathe i know he thankin god for the fact he somehow isnt dead yet #im gonna ignore the fact all of this was for naught so i dont bash my head against a wall anyway stan daigo #im gonna be sick i love him so much #if i redraw this later shut up. i love him... #this is why i try not to look at cutscenes anymore cause when i do i feel my brain being put in a microwave and start to melt #its not my fault i love my guys so much .... ok bye i have work to do .... #and then when i finish that work i can go back to loving my guys YAAAAAY !!!!!!!

[thevoidscreamer]

I am on the hunt to replace my middle school music interests with stuff that hits the right vibes but doesn’t trigger my religious trauma...

Here are the bands I’ve had in my ears all the time this month, listed in alphabetical order:

born without bones (emo-inspired indie rock)

mccafferty (punk-inspired alt/indie, midwest emo, emo-folk, folk-punk)

microwave (post-hardcore, indie rock, alt rock)

modern baseball (alt rock/indie rock)

mom jeans (alt rock/indie rock)

movements (post-hardcore, indie rock, alt rock, spoken word)

neck deep (pop-punk, indie rock, alt rock)

pinegrove (alt-country, emo)

remo drive (indie rock, emo-punk)

sorority noise (emo pop, indie rock)

the front bottoms (indie rock, folk punk)

the wonder years (pop-punk, alt-rock, emo)

tigers jaw (indie-rock, emo pop, pop-punk)

tiny moving parts (midwest emo, math-rock, indie-rock, post-hardcore)

I would love to get your suggestions of similar artists! 

#moving on from reliant K and the classic crime #modern baseball #mccafferty #born without bones #microwave #mom jeans #movements #neck deep #pinegrove #remo drive #sorority noise #the front bottoms #the wonder years #tigers jaw #tiny moving parts #exvangelical #deconstructing #honoring my middle school self #queer in the usa #lets get secular up in this bitch

[specialagentskully]

Look.

I’m never going to judge anyone for their sex scenes in fanfic regardless of inaccuracies or undue optimism with respect to particular sex-related mechanics.

But y’all. As an expert in cooking with a wide variety of different fats, I desperately need the OFMD fandom authors to understand that coconut oil is not liquid at room temperature.

#ofmd #our flag means death #fanfic #I’m sorry but it’s true #takes me right out of the moment #not to say it wouldn’t work as lube? I guess? #but no one’s pouring that shit on anything without 20 seconds in a microwave

[bulkhummus]

what do they put in popcorn that makes you devour it like a pig in front of a trough

#im not joking #I just blacked out and ate like an entire microwave bag without breathing #its was fun dont get me wrong I loved it #but damn that shit WENT #personal

[ying-doodles]

I really want to draw a chibi turnaround of Lloyd simply so I can put him in a microwave- (◉ ◉)

#ying talks about tged #the greatest estate developer #tged #< yeah sure i'll main tag this why not #this sounds insane without context #but that's how i think of my blorbos #they're just rotating in my head like a microwave #character analysis? yeah no I don't have the brain power for that #we run on vibes only in this household (my brain)!! #like if someone says something I agree with then I'd be like yeah you're so right but I cannot form coherent thoughts myself- 😔

[binch-i-might-be]

MY MINI OVEN WILL BE DELIVERED TODAY HRHDJJDJSJSJ

#OHHHH I'M GONNA PROPER FROZEN PIZZA WITHOUT EXPLODING MY MICROWAVE AND I'N GONNA BAKE!!!! A CAKE!!!!! #AHHHHHHHH #she cost me 50 bucks...... but she is priceless #<- things gays do when they had to live two years without an oven because their brother told them hr would fix. the oven #rayrambles

[unwellw0rld]

♡ today’s eats! ♡

protein cereal w/muscle milk

♡ 268 cals

♡ 34g protein

microwave grilled chicken pesto & veggies

♡ 200 cals

♡ 29g protein

total: 468 cals ♡ 63g protein

#the muscle milk was nasty. i’m going back to Fairlife #i give the cereal a 6.5/10 nice crunch and the chocolate flavor is good ! i probably wouldn’t eat it without chocolate protein milk tho #like it would’ve been nasty with regular almond milk methinks #the microwave meal was soo good and the macros are insane #200 cals for 28g protein …….. is unheard of #i got a bunch of microwave meals to omad i will be reviewing each #this one gets a 7.5/10 for taste and 11/10 for macros #tw disordered eating #mealspø #mealsp0 #mealspo #ed meals #i need to lose so much weight #ana meal #ed not ed sheeran #ed not sheeren #tw ana diary #tw ed diet

[thlayli-ra]

Hubby (pointing at the microwave) - What's in there?

Me - Dummies.

Also Me - Ohmigod!

My brain - Don't do it!

Also Me - I have to. It's so perfect!

Brain - Don't!

Also me - I'm gonna-!

Brain - NO!!!

Me - (in my worst LA Knight voice) YEAH!

Hubby - ...

Brain - ... I hate you...

Also Me - Hee hee, I'm a comedic genius!

#To clarify I was sterilising baby dummies/pacifiers in the microwave at the time #Hubby literally walked away without so much as a smile #I was very proud of myself #my nonsense

[brother-emperors]

Maybe Crassus and Metrobius should get some time off to sit and talk shit about Sulla

honestly, the romantic in me doesn't think they'd have anything to talk about. what sulla did with crassus is not exactly 'talk shit with a lover who has always held sulla's affection,' material imo.

in my mind, pompey and crassus have definitely talked around it since both of them had formative sulla related experiences that left it's mark on them (but only like. once. very early in the morning. parking lot at 1am after you've been awake for two days trying to finish your finals style conversation) but if metrobius wanted to talk shit about sulla, I think he'd like. turn to sulla's wife, or someone else who has a similar baseline of affection

#in a world where crassus has taken critical psychosexual damage from sulla i think that crassus would just straight up avoid metrobius #for the usual reasons you might avoid a complicated ex's favorite boyfriend #god has anyone watched the heirs (2013) #you know the scene where choi young-do is like 'dont smile at me in the hallways or think fondly back on this' THAT'S the vibe #sulla and crassus have about it. altho it's more crassus than sulla. its the energy of not wanting to remember it #but also knowing that this has changed and defined you and you will never return to the before #ANYWAY so sorry this is an overly serious reply anon. i am an enjoyer of romantic dramas and messy narrative relationships #and i turn them in my head 24/7 like its on a microwave plate and im watching it without blinking #ask tag

[uldahstreetrat]

recovering from burn out and chronic exhaustion really be like

oh I'll be fine in a day or two!

- a week later -

just-- just another day two

#please I just wanna like #do stuff I like again without feeling like a bowl of over microwaved noodles