The team not communicating about their Halloween costumes AT ALL and all thinking they have a HILARIOUS one of a kind idea to dress up as Roy so all the players start filing in one at a time waiting to see the annoyed look on Roy’s face only to find out that everybody else had the same idea and Roy has to spend the entire night putting up with every single one of them trying to copy his voice and mannerisms and complaining that he sounds and acts nothing like that (which okay is true of Dani’s impression of him but a lot of them are pretty good at it)
Jamie’s impression of him annoys Roy the most and he argues against it the most, but Keeley is absolutely losing her shit laughing and refusing to pretend it isn’t accurate
Is Jamie absolutely exaggerating Roy’s age? Yes. Is he trying to exaggerate Roy’s grouchiness and accidentally landing on almost direct quotes out of him that just make Keeley laugh harder? Absolutely. And he’s been watching Roy’s mannerisms and locking them into his memory to use to make fun of him for years before he ever decided to dress up as him so his performance is the most ridiculously over the top and yet also the most accurate at the same time
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so i work at this corner bakery and this absolute UNIT of a man (im talking 6'+, arms that could put me in an unbreakable headlock, and thighs that i could say unspeakable things ab) came in with a pink leather jacket and a sleek black helmet oh my god..
so obviously i complimented him (specifically on his jacket) and we made conversation blah blah cold weather blah i was freezing walking here blah blah
then as i was ringing him up he threw his jacket on the counter and said "take it if you like it that much" and i was laughing it off until i realized he wasnt joking.. so i was like no hey aha that was just a compliment yk????
he then TOSSED HIS PHONE on top of it and deadass went "then lemme get your number so you can return it later. itll be a lot colder by the time youre out."
so now im sat at home in a pink leather jacket two sizes above me after hanging up a two hour call with this guy... um... aha?
MY GOODNESS I SAID ID BE BACK IN 30 MINS BUT IT TURNED OUT LONGER, IM SORRY DARLING
FIRST AND FOREMOST: IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU MY LUV!
this made me so giddy for u omg!! he sounds like an absolute darlin, offerin his pink (!!!) leather jacket before anythin else??? my goodness!! he truly said “i have more to offer but we start w this bad boy!” (taps the jacket like that car salesman meme)
i kind of bypassed the fact that he is a biker because of the phone call aaAHHH!! it sounds like you had fun talking to him, starling 🥹🫶🏼 (thats all i ask, above everything! for u to be happy and have fun!!!)
also, i really wanted to say this since a while ago: HE WANTS YOU SOOOO BAD, PETAL
if ur comfy, may u pls give me (us) update? of course u can keep the deets a secret and we can keep this as a short anecdote but my heart is so full when we share things like this with each other teehee <33 it’s like i have a pen pal or smthn hshshshs
take care!! also, bundle up lots >:(
(esp now u have a new jacket hewhheheh)
mwah <33!!!
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I finally finished my replica of squall's jacket (sort of, i wanna add more rivets but its dark out and cold and i dont wanna go hammer on the concrete rn)
when i get a beard its over for yall im gonna be that irl Vik energy
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