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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

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Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

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Art by Martin Biffaud

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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tryin out some texture brushes!

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one day i am gonna remember how to draw again

#dunmeshi

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goodbye and thank u for the food!!

#dunmeshi

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GENDER EUPHORIA AT THE POPEYES

#i was called sir and yet i have mascara on #works for me

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IVE BEEN FINALLY APPROVED FOR T

10 FUCKING YEARS OF WAITING LATER

#GOD. FINALLY. #i learn to stab myself on saturday

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yeeEEEOOWCH!

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Close-up of a dragonfly wing, not stained glass, photo by Kelly J. Rebar

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controversial but if you are going to give that man a happy trail, might as well give him some chest hair. some armpit hair. arm hair. leg hair

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we did the best we could to extract the perfect columbo reaction gif, and here it is - been wanting to make this for bloody weeks

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#Its... its me-yet oh my god this post makes me think of the schweppes guy

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it