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"Nosy! Nosy, sweet little King, come here! I got something for you, I saw you run into this broom closet!"

Will walks in and closes the door so that there is more space inside.

"I got you something! You are a connoisseur of sorts, are you not? Always eating the best cakes and the best snacks! Mama Will has got something *special* for you!"

The smell in the closet is getting more and more stuffy. A little mouldy and rather pungent. Surprisingly sweet as well.

"I got you one of the *best* things I've tried in my life! Here, take it! But careful, better close your eyes when you do!"

Will gets on his knees and stares into the darkness excitedly. He loves to spoil the little menace, even when Nosy doesn't always eat his vegetables and makes William chase Nosy around with his prefect badge in his paw. 

Will is unsure of where Nosy is. The only weak source of light comes from below the door behind William who is currently in the way. 

Oh, Will notices with surprise, it almost seems like the piece of cheese in his hand is also glowing.

Nosy snickers menacingly in the darkness, his little paws tapping lightly against the wooden shelf. Oh, how he adores these little games with the pretty Prefect! He loved it when Will played with him, especially when it involved surprises like this.

Peeking out from his hiding spot, Nosy watched as Will entered, his excitement palpable even in the dim light.

But then, something caught Nosy's attention. What was it? A strong smell wafted through the air, hitting his sensitive nose before he even noticed the glowing orb in Will's hands. It was strangely sweet yet pungent, a combination that piqued his curiosity.

Fascinated by the shiny yet smelly piece in the Slytherin's hands, Nosy takes a big leap without a second thought, jumping down from his hiding spot and landing squarely on Will's back. The little menace scrambled further up, reaching his favourite perch on Will's shoulders. From there, he had a clearer view of the shiny, smelly orb. What was it? What could it be? The scent seemed so familiar...

Curiously climbing down the Prefect's arm, Nosy deftly snatches the cheese out of his hands and hops down to the ground to give the stinky piece a closer inspection. Tossing and turning the cheese in his little paws, sniffing it all over, the little menace just couldn't figure out what that smell was. It seemed so oddly familiar to him, but he just couldn't quite place it.

With a few generous test licks and a honk of approval later, Nosy decided he liked the taste, even if it did irritate him that he couldn't quite figure out what it was. However, the Niffler Mama was right - it DID taste good!

And so, Nosy, a Niffler who would always selflessly share his snacks, broke off a little piece of cheese and shoved the rest into his belly pocket, the piece still wet from his licks.

Turning his attention back to the Slytherin, the little Niffler honked at him as if to say, "Good job. You did well."

The little menace grabs onto Will's tie, climbs up to his face, and shoves the chunk lovingly inside the red head's mouth. Then, with a few well-done pats on Will's cheeks and a small peck, Nosy hops down and waddles between William's legs towards the door, squeezing himself through the slit.

Off and away to find Sebastian, Nosy was eager to share his delicious chunk with his beloved companion. After all, sharing is caring!

#Will #lil-grem-draws #Nosy #Hogwarts Legacy #hl rp #so meta #😌

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*Nosy wakes up with a long yawn, barely opening his eyes. The Niffler decides it's still too early to get up, curls himself into a small ball, and rolls down from your brown locks to snuggle a bit longer in the crook of your neck.*

Sebastian drowsily stirred, his faint snore abruptly cut short by a soft nasally grunt when Nosy repositioned. His eyes cracked open just enough to catch a blurry glimpse of teal move down his pillow to settle in closer. He lazily rolled over and pressed his cheek into Nosy's nuzzling, murmuring something altogether incoherent before he drew the niffler into a protective hold, gave him a few settling pats, and drifted back to sleep.

#ask-sebastian #Nosy #Hogwarts Legacy #had to reblog #because of my poor fucking heart #destroying me with cuteness #the image in my mind with that scene #Kiwi can't handle #cuteness overload #feck #*flailing Kermit*

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#Sebastian Sallow #Hogwarts Legacy #Sebastian Sallow ai #ai Art #testing a new style here~ #probably gonna keep it 😌 #having a nice read in the library #maybe it's Scribner's fanfic #after all #Sebastian appreciates a good book

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Do kiwis purr? How does one make a kiwi purr?

You enable the Kiwi.

#🥝🍪 #ask #marketfreshfics #maybe kiwis do purr #when enabled #maybe this Kiwi gobbles sometimes #we may never know #what we do know is this Kiwi wheezes #a whole fecking lot #it's really easy to make the Kiwi wheeze #Bobby on the other hand will always purr for you #or growl #whatever you prefer #Bobby will make you and your knob really happy #Bobby can imitate a lot of animal noises #Bobby will cackle like a cock for you #it's one of his specialities #Bobby has talents of many kinds #Bobby is happy when he can make you smile #while cackling like a cock #such a good Bobby

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Do you ever get the......... Intrusive purrs?

#🥝🍪 #ask #I have no words #only tears #and wheezes #all the time anon #all the time

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❤

Miss you, sweetie❣️

Oh, but I am always here, Honey. Doing my shenanigans~

It's nice to see you back 😌💚

#🥝🍪 #ask #Amelia #good to see you're still around #hope you're doing okay #what a nice way to start the day #let's keep it nice and naughty #just how Bobby likes it #who is still in bed? #you can get out now #Bobby will keep the bed warm for you #and the pillows steamy #and wrinkled #what? #Bobby felt lonely without you #now Bobby got thirsty from all the workout #Bobby reminds you to stay hydrated #how about a glass of milk?

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Sine I am feeling negative today, here's some positivity for you <3 (am sending it to everyone I consider my friend)

Thank you so much, you precious Bean 🫂💚

I am sorry you had a bad day. I hope it got better.

#🥝🍪 #ask #littlestw01f #🫂 #if you ever want to talk #I am always around

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#🥝🍪 #ask #nox-ceur #this Kiwi is having an extraordinary day 💚 #thank you so much 💚 #the wheezes are as strong as ever #great entertainment everywhere #the tea is delicious #chips have the right amount of salf #😌👌 #a really delightful day #hope your day is just as fine! #Bobby is always having a fine day #Bobby will always try to make YOUR day as fine as you #because Bobby thinks you deserve it

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*sets a plate with an extra large fairy cake topped with a singular shiny, golden candle in front of Nosy's nest*

Happy Mine Day.

You absolute menace.

Happy Mine Day 💚🧁

Nosy was busy adoring his treasures when a shiny golden light suddenly caught his attention. His sparkly eyes widened, fixating on the gleaming beacon of brilliance. Abandoning his current conquest, a particularly captivating silver badge, Nosy scurried towards the source of the golden glow.

There it was - a sight that made his heart skip a beat! A plate adorned with an extra-large cake! Nosy blinked, his small heart fluttering with excitement. A cake for Nosy? A whole cake? For this humble Niffler? The very thought seemed too good to be true. Well deserved, of course, but still so unexpected.

Nosy's gaze darted back and forth between the sugary, creamy delight and Sebastian. With each passing second, the Niffler's excitement grew, and he couldn't contain himself any longer.

His tail began to wag furiously, and with a bound, he leaped towards his beloved wizard. His tiny claws finding purchase as he scrambled up to Sebastian's face to shower him with affectionate pecks and kisses, his happy honking sounds filling the air.

A few moments after his wet display of affection, Nosy gracefully descended from the Niffler Papa, and with a decisive huff, the little master of flames extinguished the golden candle. Time to dig in!

Diving snout-first into the cake, Nosy savoured the sweet taste of victory with each delectable bite. It was so delicious! And yet, amidst his indulgence, a fleeting thought crossed his mind. Pausing for just a moment, the little Niffler pondered before reaching a conclusion.

With a determined glint in his eyes, Nosy carefully selected a sizable portion of the cake, cradling it in his little paws. With purposeful steps, he waddled over to Sebastian once again, offering him the (in Sebastian's hands rather small) morsel with a honk of generosity while still wagging his tail incessantly.

Nosy would always share everything with Sebastian. That's how it always has been, and that's how it always will be.

With a gentle nuzzle of his head against Sebastian's hand, Nosy looked up at him with eyes that sparkled with gratitude and devotion. The two of them had been together for so long now, a constant companion through thick and thin, partners in crime, friends, and family rolled into one.

Every day with Sebastian was an adventure, filled with laughter, mischief, and love. And as he settled against Sebastian's side, Nosy knew that no matter what the future held, he and Sebastian would face it together, forever bound by their unbreakable bond.

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Art by the amazing @lil-grem-draws The very first Nosy fan art, and I love it so so much! Thank you once again, Lily!! 💚🌸🥹

#ask-sebastian #Nosy #One Year Anniversary #lil-grem-draws #Hogwarts Legacy #🖤💚 #Nosy calls dips on those nips #I mean what? #giving me feels with that ask #AGAIN #I didn't cry #stop asking #ANYWAY #Happy Anniversary Sebastian & Nosy #I can't believe it has been one year now #what is time anyway #thank you for adopting this little chaos Niffler #and making him yours #Nosy will never leave Sebastian #he is stuck with that menace #noo not like a knot #they share a very tight bond #stop getting naughty thoughts when I say the word “tight” #tz tz #I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF THEM!! NEVER!! #the best Niffler Papa and the best Nippler #I know what I said #this is no typo #You're my best friend - Queen #Spotify

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Boop.

#Eva #ask #🥝🍪 #Boops #everyone #a booping booper #but still no sign of the booping boober #one day we will find you #and we may or may not #boop other body parts #not just the nose #did one of you ever boop your door knob? #you should do that today #make a door happy #doesn't have to be your own door #be a little open for adventure #just don't let your neighbours see you #or maybe do #public booping #Bobby does it all the time in public #Bobby likes to be watched #and Bobby watches in return #Bobby loves watching you #let Bobby watch you boop that thing #aw yeah #boop it hard #Bobby gives you an approving nod #such a good booper

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Leathery Tuesday

Part II

#Sebastian Sallow #Hogwarts Legacy #Sebastian Sallow ai #ai Art #Drip off #Austin Giorgio #Spotify #Leathery Tuesday #well would you look at THAT #MORE leather!!! #HAPPY LEATHER DAY! #such spicy leather #don't lick it #or maybe do #nibbble on it #take a good bite #we all know Bobby would #very spicy day #but this time everyone got enough water

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what do kiwis eat? Surely not the fruit by the same name, wouldn’t that be controversial? but if so I’d gladly offer one to you sweet bird 🤍

We are openly accepting cannibalsim in this household. 😌

Nothing against a little nibble

#🥝🍪 #marketfreshfics #ask #Kiwi loves kiwis #and much more #as long as you don't eat it like a SAVAGE #EAT YOUR KIWIS NORMALLY #YOU DORK FACE #YOU know perfectly who I am talking about #PEEL THAT GREEN SHIT #YOU CAN BITE INTO OTHER KINDS OF SKIN #at least use a tissue for the juices #dear lord #IT'S ALL OVER YOUR CHIN #I'm gonna flick a peanut today

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Kiwi, taking a general survey. How spicy are you feeling on this Monday?

Very spicy 😌👍💚

#🥝🍪 #ask #now even I have to chug water #because I can't contain the wheezes #how spicy will YOU feel on a Tuesday? #I got a few more

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MONDAYS ARE THE WOOOOORST

#🥝🍪 #ask #Mondays are great #lets love Mondays #fuck Tuesdays #I know someone who could lend you a jacket #you know #to feel more comfy

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NOOOOOOOOOOO

#🥝🍪 #ask #you like it #and you know it~ #little human fan

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Leathery Monday Part I

#Sebastian Sallow #Hogwarts Legacy #Sebastian Sallow ai #ai Art #Do it for me #Rosenfeld #Spotify #Leathery Monday #let's bring the leather jacket back #because why not #he looks so good in it #it's canon #leave the boy his jacket #how can you possibly say no to that face #Bobby wouldn't be able to #Bobby would make all his wishes come true #Bobby is a Gentleman #without a leather jacket #Bobby likes denim #sometimes a denim vest is all Bobby is wearing #if you ask nicely #Bobby will let you touch his denim vest #you can choose with which body part #you can even leave stains #Bobby likes it dirty

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💕 self-love time! talk about which ones of YOUR creations (edits, artworks, fanfics) you like the most then send to other creators to do the same 💕

Thank you for this lovely ask, @localravenclaw 💚

It wasn't easy picking something, if I have to be honest. I can't pick an RP with Nosy, because I hold all of them very dear to my heart. I would never be able to pick a favourite.

Every single RP is always so much fun. 😂💚

If I would have to choose an ai art, it would probably be this one:

I really like how the face and the smile turned out in the end. The hair looks perfect. The piano~ And the lovely song reminds me of a really good time back at @ask-sebastian's Musical Owl Monday #you're instrumental 💚 (🦢)

A little bonus:

Just a small edit that makes me smirk every damn time:

Nurse Nosy

Original Nosy art by @lil-grem-draws

#localravenclaw #🥝🍪 #ask #Hogwarts Legacy #Lily #lil-grem-draws #ask-Sebastian #Sebastian Sallow #Sebastian Sallow ai #I am my biggest critic #I don't like a lot of stuff I created in the end #the cringe is strong in this Kiwi #it's a complicated kind of love #I won't delete them #but at the same time #I don't want to look at them again #into the void with it #but it always makes me really happy that you guys like my rubbish 😂💚