My parents honestly should not be as surprised that I turned out to be genderqueer as fuck. My dad used to play the New York Dolls in the car when he drove me to school. When I was 6 my mum bought me a CD of ChangesBowie which featured John, I'm Only Dancing and Rebel Rebel both of which are about doing drag. The first song Dad taught me how to play on the guitar was Lola by the Kinks. Mum used to dress up as a drag king when she was a student. I have photographs of Dad from the 80s shirtless and barefoot wearing purple velvet pants and a leather jacket with watches strapped around his ankles. And somehow they're both still mildly surprised that I like to get fucky with the gender presentation thing on occasion? What were they expecting? My favourite song when I was 7 was Fishnets and Cigarettes. Another number about doing drag. The teachers asked us in school what we wanted to be when we grew up and my answer at age 8 was "either a purple vampire robot or a marine biologist." This is the infinitely funnier version of [describes mental health symptom] "everyone has that". They both fucked around so much with gender presentation themselves that they forgot that not everyone does that.
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Gisela: You’ll learn soon enough!
Marek: Nah.
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Love the thought of Leo just casually being well traveled to absurd degrees. Like one day they’re facing their new Big Bad of the year and like, Draxum or whoever says that the key to their fight is located somewhere in, like, Latvia or some place, but no one knows where to start.
Then Leo’s like “oh I know a place” and when asked how the heck he could know of one it smash cuts to Leo falling through the ceiling of said place due to a portal mishap.
Also love the idea of Leo, being as accidentally (and then later, purposefully) well traveled as he is, sometimes taking his family on outings to different places all over, maybe to some new Yokai spots he found along the way.
In these places, Leo 100% lets his bros get scammed by tourist traps.
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Wild how Magneto has three living kids (rip Anya) and they've all had the "so glad we're siblings, it's rough sometimes but we love each other" moments. Meanwhile Professor X has three kids and they've never even met.
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Here's my participation to the Witch Hat Atelier redraw collab <3<3<3
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Reminder of this, but Magneto wasn't abusive to the twins AS their father. He was being abusive to them in a BOSS/EMPLOYEE dynamic.
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my mum has invited her coven over for drinks and dinner and is all kitted out in her Witchy Artistic Older Lady Best and organising fancy drinks and nibbles and a giant omelette thing meanwhile I am hiding in the kitchen wearing a fluffy housecoat and eating ham straight out the pack and I think this says a lot about how the two of us view holiday season
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Gisela: Be strong, sweet little Marek. Someday they will all be dead. And you will do a shit on all of their graves.
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Me whenever I see people liking/following me for my old wittebro stuff....
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A redheaded superhero's twin children, one with superspeed and one with other vaguely defined powers, get erased from existence. When the superhero regains memories of their lost twins they go absolutely ballistic, leaving a trail of injured teammates and shredded reality in their path.
Due to this, their team decides to institutionalize them in the hopes that their mental health will improve with therapy and time. Their speedster family member isn't happy about this. He thinks that being home with family is what's best for the young hero.
Ultimately, this hero (dubbed 'Scarlet' after the red suit they wear) comes to a breaking point. In a moment of despair and desperation they let loose their godlike powers, accidentally killing some teammates and changing other teammate's lives.
This hero, now considered a villain by almost everyone else (largely because they had inadvertently caused the death of their archer friend when their powers overloaded), creates a world where their children are alive. They spend the perfect day with them, playing, laughing and watching them use their powers. It's bittersweet when the hero comes to the conclusion that this world has to end and that they, themselves, will have to be the one who ends it for the sake of reality.
In the end the hero destroys their little diy universe. They sacrifice themselves and their happiness for everyone else. They also change reality for everyone else, little alterations here and there that make a massive difference in the long run.
Their children live on without them in the real world. The parent that grieved for them lives a different life with no memories of their twin children.
While they might look the same on the surface they serve as a vessel for a god which only amplifies their own reality bending powers.
Now am I talking about Wanda or Wally?
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This post made a great point that Hunter's eyes might glow in the dark (or reflect light) like a dog/cat's eyes do, which is EXTRA hilarious when you remember that Eber's eyes would too.
Which means Darius is gonna live with a beast demon brother and a grimwalker son who both have glow in the dark eyes.
The potential for pranks they could pull on him are endless
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