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onlyswan · 2 years

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summary: in which you always come home to jungkook.

> fluff, angst lowkey, very suggestive LMAO

> word count: 3.7k

> warnings: mention of the word whore, they shower together, a love boner that won’t go away </3 not a warning but we have a special guest hehe

note: i feel sick to my stomach i want they have so bad OH GOD

anw i will be travelling for the next week so i wrote this right away bc i’m not sure if i’ll be able to write then :D + feedback is always appreciated <3

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your heart thunders in surprise when you swing the door open to find jungkook’s tall figure standing only a few inches away from you. when your gaze falls on the bouquet of flowers he’s holding, you breath out a sigh to release the tension that zapped your body.

“yah! can’t you atleast knock?!” you exclaim with wide eyes.

his mouth hangs open in confusion, before looking behind him where you can immediately see his cozy living room. “i’m inside my house. why would i knock on my own door?”

“bro, i-i don’t know-” you stutter. “you scared me! why are you just standing there?”

a look of horror and offense flashes on your boyfriend’s face. “did you just call me ‘bro’?”

you wince at the realization. “it slipped! i’m sorry!” you push inside him the house, shutting the door behind you. you throw in your car key beside his on the little bowl and leave your opened umbrella by the doormat so it can dry off.

you’ve been in his apartment a bunch times — knowing the passcode and where he keeps his secret stash of snacks in the living room and the brand of aftershave he uses and all that jazz. basically, you just waltz in whenever you want. so no, you are not used to jungkook welcoming you by the door.

“what do you mean ‘it slipped’? what happened to babe, baby, my love?” he whines as he tails you to his living room.

“sorry, baby. i’m just tired from school and work.” you groan as you fall back on the soft couch, sinking into the bunch of pillows.

he looks at you sympathetically, sitting next to your curled up figure. “would flowers help make you feel a bit better?”

you lift your head up to see the bouquet of tulips poking your thighs, the sight of them making your heart clench in your ribcage.

“of course, they’re so pretty. thank you.” you breath out, enamored by your favorite flowers gifted by your favorite person.

he quirks an eyebrow.

“. . . my love.”

he seems satisfied after hearing you call him your usual terms of endearment, letting you hug the bouquet as you rest. you mutter a quiet i’m cold as you shift and curl up against yourself more. poor baby, he pouts. jungkook immediately grabs the blanket hanging on the armrest and throws it over you, making sure to tuck it under your chin. a small smile makes it ways to your lips.

he chews on his bottom lip, trying to come up with ways to make you happy as it saddens him to see you in such a frayed state, but he decides that it’s best to just let you do nothing as the true meaning of resting.

he leans down to give a kiss on your forehead, but he frowns when he feels your damp hair against the palm of his hand. “baby, you got rained on?”

you hum in response, eyes closed as you savor the feeling of his touch- the feeling you’ve been craving to come home to as the draining events of today rained on your parade.

“it just poured so hard while i was walking and i had to get my umbrella out my bag soooo, and it was windy so it was practically useless in the end.”

he clicks his tongue in worry, deciding his course of actions. “don’t fall asleep yet. take a warm shower so you don’t get sick.”

you feel your body getting effortlessly lifted off the couch, and you grunt in protest when the flowers slip away from your arms. “but i’m too tired!”

“you don’t have to move. i’ll take care of you.” he reassures you as he carries you to the bathroom.

“you don’t have to. i’m not a baby.”

“no, you are an overworked adult who has a very caring boyfriend.” he sets you down by the sink, fond eyes gazing directly into your tired ones.

“i know that. but you are, too.” you bow your head in shame, playing with your fingers as a way to distract yourself.

“i am what too?”

“an overworked adult. you work harder than me. but i’m the one always being taken care of and it makes me feel-” you cut yourself off, the word lingering in your mind would taste too bitter in your tongue and feel too heavy in the air. you close your eyes in frustration, sighing in defeat.

jungkook’s heart breaks into two. the other half drops to his stomach, and the other, he feels climb up to his throat. he anchors one hand on the sink, leaning his weight on it. he uses the other to tilt your chin up to connect your eyes once again.

“feel what, baby? talk to me.”

your eyes droop with vulnerability. “like a burden.”

you and jungkook live in two different worlds, and you entered this relationship acknowledging the challenges that may come along with that fact. the world you carry on your shoulders is different from the world he carries on his. way too different. just imagining yourself living in his shoes for a day scares the living daylights out of you. you adore him for waking up every morning, for smiling at you with sparkles in his doe eyes. for memorizing every lyric, for practicing every dance step. for attending meetings, for showing up on dates. for taking english lessons, for doing abs day at eleven pm. for answering emails until two am, for listening to you talk until he passes out.

and sometimes you get so terrified that listening to you complain about your professor who talk too fast, the customer who didn’t gave you a tip, having to walk home in the middle of a rainstorm . . . god, maybe even hugging you and kissing you and saying good morning and good night; they may start to feel like a chore. and you wouldn’t even be able to blame him because you’d understand based on his lifestyle.

his hand comes up to cup your cheek, his thumb caressing your skin. and you start to feel self-conscious, about it being oily and dirty from the long day that you had. from the stress, the pollution, the weather. but you don’t push his hand away, because as greedy as it may sound, you want him to still want you despite of that.

“you’re not a burden. you’re my partner in life.” he says with unadulterated sincerity, praying that you can feel it through his words and through his eyes. “life is hard for the both of us, so fuck, what a relief that we have each other. that’s what i think about when we’re together.”

and then his hand drops to the curve of your waist, which you recognize to be one of his favorite places to hold you. “me taking care of you— that’s me loving you. you don’t see how happy i am when i brush your hair or watch you eat the food i cook? it’s my peace.”

“but i’m so chaotic.” you interject with a whine, hot tears gathering at the corners of your eyes.

he chuckles at your comment, giving you a kiss on the lips, emphasizing the mwah sound. “you are. it’s a breath of fresh air for me. and besides, we both know you show your love through physical touch more than anything.”

“yeah, i’m so clingy. love you so much, want you close to me. so i can catch a bullet for you.” you agree quietly, wrapping your arms around his neck. you close your eyes with a sigh, and the tears escape one by one.

“no need, baby. i’m bulletproof, remember?” he snorts at his own joke.

you mentally facepalm yourself. “right. almost forgot my boyfriend is a bulletproof boyscout.”

you don’t know how much time passed with you and jungkook just hugging in comfortable silence. you can imagine how silly you look, acting all lovey dovey in the bathroom of all places.

you almost fall asleep in his embrace until he breaks the silence.

“i feel fine overall but my throat is a little sore from practicing today. a warm shower should help with that too. want to take one with me?”

“one warm shower with my boyfriend, please.”

your small, squeaky voice makes jungkook’s heart flutter. “coming right up, baby.”

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“my new seatmate asked me last week why my hair smelled like a dude’s.” you randomly share as jungkook lathers your hair with his shampoo.

your tone and choice of word make him chuckle. “and what did you say?”

“that i slept over at my boyfriend’s house. then she jokingly called me a whore.”

his mouth hangs open, and he’s about to scold you for not calling out your seatmate for referring to you with such an offensive word but- “which i can admit, but only for you. because i like the smell of your shampoo on me.”

he swallows thickly, your words making him turn red. he turns on the shower to wash off the shampoo on your hair. “you’re so honest, it makes me speechless sometimes.”

your eyes remain closed as you feel his fingers softly massaging your scalp. your arms wrap loosely around his naked waist.

you’ve always been honest and straightforward, speaking out your mind even if it involves topics many people aren’t specifically brave enough to talk about aloud. he realizes it’s one of the reasons why your relationship is smooth sailing, because you’re open with your thoughts and emotions and well . . . because there is the constant reassurance that you are crazy about him as he is crazy about you. it leaves no room for doubt in his mind and heart.

“is that why you like sleeping over? because of my shampoo?”

you slowly open your eyes once your head starts to feel lighter, free from the thick bubbles. “no, because sleeping beside the owner of the shampoo is nice.”

the shower gets turned off again. your boyfriend is squatting down there, spreading body wash on your legs while it’s your turn to put shampoo on his hair.

he silently looks up to you with one of his eyes closed, and you wipe away the bubbles covering it with your wrist. he goes back to work after, pressing a quick kiss to your right knee before covering it in bubbles too.

you massage his head like he did yours while you wait for him to finish, and when he stands back up, he gives you another wet kiss on the lips. and then he’s lathering your upper body with the body wash next. from your arms, up to your shoulders, your chest, your stomach, your hips.

“need to do your back next.” he says quietly, expecting you to turn around like you’ve done in the past. but then you snake your arms around his waist to embrace him.

touching your breasts is an entirely different experience from feeling them pressed up against his own torso. raw skin-to-skin. his heart beating against yours. two souls intertwined. overwhelming all the senses of his body. and like a teenage boy, his hands tremble as they run across your back.

he feels you smile against his shoulder blade. “why are you scared? you’ve touched me a million times.”

“am not. i just love you a lot, i’m malfunctioning.” he reasons, which isn’t exactly a lie. being this close and intimate with you is somehow making him emotional— he feels like his heart is being squeezed inside his ribcage by a nutcracker.

“a love boner. cute.” you giggle as you trace the ink covering his biceps. a tingle runs up his spine, and he shivers. you squeeze him tighter, making his breath get stuck in his lungs. the way you nuzzle your face against his soft skin doesn’t exactly help his case either.

“want me to take care of it?”

the offer is tempting, but he knows you too well— knows how greedy, and even competitive, you get. knows how one becomes three then five, how minutes become hours. and you’re practically limp in his arms, in the verge of falling sleep any time now if you stay in this position for the next five minutes. you’re not in an entirely coherent headspace, and your stamina is a far cry away from his. “not tonight, my love. when you’re recharged, you can have it as long as you want.”

the shower turns on again, washing away the dirt and worries of the day behind you down the drain.

you look up to him with wide, innocent eyes. your next words almost make him burn and crash to his knees on the tiled floor of his bathroom.

“mmkay. can i atleast give it a kiss? just a peck.”

he genuinely thinks he might burst into tears if he gives you what you’re asking for. despite being in a relationship for quite some time now, he’s not entirely sure if there is no wicked intentions of driving him wilder in your pure acts of love and intimacy or if you just truly don’t see the loose grasp he has on self-control when it comes to you.

jesus christ, the only thing he’s sure about is that you’ve got him wrapped around your finger.

“baby, are you trying to kill me? be honest.”

the expression on his face looks helpless, and though you won’t admit it to yourself, you secretly enjoy to see him suffer like this. you hide the smile on your face by squirting body wash on your palm.

you huff, running your palms across his tattooed arm. “okay, fine. i won’t even make eye contact even though it’s staring at me right now.”

he laughs raspily, shaking his head in disbelief and amusement. how do you act so casually about this? “be good. today is about learning the art of self-control and yearning.”

he chastises you with his tongue poking his cheek, but truth be told, the lesson is meant for him. especially for when you copy his previous position to spread body wash on his waxed legs too, and his tender hands covered in conditioner run through your hair. this position is really not- the art of self-control and yearning. if this was a normal exam, his brain should be filled with answers. however, in this case, it’s better to leave it blank. except jungkook has never been good at leaving things blank. he likes writing down answers, and if not answers, then doodles. in other words, his imagination is running wild and it’s so hard to breathe and-

“breathe. it’s almost over, baby.” you press a kiss on the corner of his lips, and he stands motionless as his adoring eyes watch you put conditioner on his hair as well.

how could you ever think that you’re a burden to him? not when he feels like he’s lying on the clouds.

the small yawn you stifle reminds his cloudy mind of the reason why he’s trying his very best to be good. he turns on the shower again, and you automatically cling to him. this time, he reciprocates your embrace. his nose brushes against your shoulder, the running water washing away the remaining conditioner on the back of his head.

his love boner, as you like to call it, is poking the both of you. the art of self-control and yearning, he chants in his head over and over again.

“don’t fall asleep on me yet.” he reminds you as he makes sure that the body wash and conditioner are completely washed away from the both of you. your eyes are closed as you feel his hands on your hair, your body. gentle and thoughtful. the opposite of his rough and fast actions when he washes his face and brushes his teeth- and this case, rubbing the conditioner out of his hair.

“all done.” he coos as he wraps you in a towel. you mutter a thank you, and you pat yourselves dry on your own.

he leads you to his walk-in closet, and you part ways to choose what you want to wear to sleep. you take a dark blue oversized shirt, and one of the clean underwear that you brought here for your frequent sleepovers.

jungkook, in his matching pajamas, worriedly pads over to you. “baby, aren’t you cold?”

“it’s your job to keep me warm.” you answer simply.

he breathes out a laugh. “making it my full-time job then.” he pulls you in for a hug, gently rocking your body back and forth. you weakly grip the soft cotton of his top, his movements lulling you to sleep.

“let’s go take a nap now, hmm?” his lips brush against your neck before he puckers them up for a soft kiss.

“wait. i’m thirsty.” you pull away with a pout, already making a move to the kitchen.

“okay. go drink while i fix the bed.” your hand slips away from his when the distance grows too long, and you disappear from sight.

he enters the bedroom. he fixes the fluffy pillows into a neater position, smoothing down the pillowcases. he decides to change the blanket in hopes of the smell of fresh laundry will make you feel better too. when he finishes up and you’re still not there, he journeys to the kitchen to fetch you.

he finds you standing infront of the fridge, drinking from a carton of chocolate milk he bought only yesterday.

“shouldn’t you drink water if you’re thirsty?” he smiles at the adorable sight.

you lower the carton from your chocolate-milk-stained lips. “i did- hmph-” jungkook can’t help but to crave for it, interrupting you with a long, hard kiss.

he licks his lips to taste the sweet dairy, and you unconsciously copy his actions. you continue talking like nothing happened. “and i can’t pour this on a glass, it spills down the side. it’s annoying.”

“oh, then let me-” he tries to take it from your hand, but he freezes when you yelp loudly, some of the cold liquid spilling down on your feet.

“you squeezed it too hard!” you whine, sucking on your knuckles where it also streamed down from.

“i didn’t know it was still full.” he squeaks in defense.

as he cleans the small pool of chocolate milk with a rug, you put the carton back in the fridge and venture back into the bathroom to wash your hands and feet and brush your teeth.

on the other hand, jungkook divides your precious tulips between the three vases in the living room. they can last seven up to ten days if taken care of properly in a vase with fresh water, you told him once. these days, you like coming home to his apartment more than yours, so he figured he should display it here instead.

“please live as long as you can to make my baby happy.” he talks to the flowers cutely as he sets the third vase down on the left side of his giant television.

when he comes back to the bedroom, he finds you already passed out on his bed. the only evidence left of you trying your best to wait for him is the baking video playing on your phone screen.

“so cute. didn’t even let me blowdry your hair first.” he whispers, more to himself as he lies down next to you.

he watches the rest of the video, the chef finally assembling the strawberry cake. it’s an asmr cooking video, of course you’re the type to fall asleep to the sound of cracking eggs and intense whisking. he carefully sets it down on the nightstand after, deciding that he should follow the recipe later.

the thing about you is when you sleep alone, you curl yourself up into the fetal position and cry about your back hurting in the morning. however, when you cuddle with jungkook, your body straightens without complaint so you could be as physically close to him as possible. it also helps your back when he hugs you very tight. (you heard cracks that one time and almost cried of relief) so when you say that it’s nice sleeping beside him, it’s not only because it boosts the feel good chemicals in your brain, but also because it’s almost like physical therapy.

and so, as much as it breaks his heart to bother your peaceful sleep, he manhandles you into your usual cuddling position. you whimper weakly as you throw your arm over his waist.

“you’re so heavy.” you whine when he puts his thigh over your legs.

“i know you like it.” he grins, tugging you closer using the strength of his leg.

“hate you and your love boner.”

he gasps in offense. “you just wanted to give it a kiss earlier!”

“i changed my mind because it keeps poking me awake.” you complain, nuzzling your face against his chest.

he scratches his head in dismay. “then should i go take a cold shower and play overwatch in the living room?”

“nooo, don’t leave me. i’m too attached now.” you bundle up the cloth of his top in a weak closed fist, a sad attempt at preventing him from moving away.

“attached to my love boner?”

“yes.”

he makes a noise of confusion. “how does that even work?”

“i don’t know. psychoanalyze me while i sleep.” you mutter tiredly, falling back to sleep with a steady rhythm of your breathing.

“but it hurts.” he whimpers, suffering in his silent battle. fuck the art of self-control and yearning.

he lies there in silence for a few minutes, observing you before discreetly making a move to the bathroom. he manages to remove his arm under your head, but while he sits up, he feels your grip holding him back.

right then and there, a small bundle of fur walks into the bedroom. the clueless creature who has been sleeping for hours in its bed in the living room has finally awoken. it jumps on his bed and curls up beside you, its cheek leaning against your stomach.

jungkook desperately makes eye contact.

“gureumie . . . please help me escape.”

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i-sneezed · 6 months

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Some Elriel evidence that doesn't get much attention.

First of all, if you're just having fun with your ships, you do you, man. I'm not here to rain on your parade.

However, there are so many people out there that are CONVINCED of Elucien/Gwynriel that I can't take it anymore and I have to throw in my two cents, so here we go. I'm gonna break it down by ship.

Elucien

There's no way, bro. And we can set aside the fact that if that ship were to sail it would be the same sort of love story as Nessian (reluctant mates).

The most obvious thing to discuss here is that Elain is clearly not interested. And neither, to some extent, is Lucien.

Let's look back to ACOWAR when Lucien talks to Elain in the library. He thinks about Jesminda. "[She] had loved him without question, without hesitation. She had chosen him. Elain had been...thrown at him."

Like Azriel, Lucien wants to be chosen. He's had it before and he sees the value in it. Unfortunately, he's a fae male and he has a hard time ignoring his instincts where his mate is concerned, so he keeps trying. Even though he can hardly stand to be in the same room as her. Whereas Vassa...

Elain, on the other hand, has absolutely no interest in a mating bond. After Graysen breaks her heart in ACOWAR, Feyre says, "Some sliver of hope had been shattered today. That Graysen would still love her, marry her--and that love would trump even a mating bond."

Obviously, that quote is in direct reference to her ex-fiance, but we see Elain reconfirm that desire in ACOFAS when she tells Feyre explicitly that she doesn't want a mate. I don't think it's personal to Lucien, I think she rejects the idea of being told who she should be with. Of being robbed of choice.

We learn from Nesta in ACOSF that their mother always said Elain would marry for "love and beauty". I think for Elain, a mating bond is not the same as love. Also, small aside, but who is constantly regarded as the most beautiful of the bat boys?

We haven't seen them have a conversation about their mating bond yet because why would we? That will happen in Elain's book (which is most likely next).

Gwynriel

I feel like this one is more dangerous to get into so I'll tread lightly.

Firstly, the majority of evidence for this ship comes from a bonus chapter that the majority of the fandom doesn't even know exists. Anyone who listens to the audiobooks doesn't know about it unless they poke around ACOTAR stuff online.

It doesn't make sense for an author to essentially change the entire trajectory of a story in a bonus chapter that most people don't know about.

Also, I think a big problem with the BC is that people read it after they finish the book, so it can feel like the most recent thing to happen in the story, but it's not. It happens about 2/3 of the way through ACOSF and a lot happens after that.

But before we get into that, let's talk about the shadows. People lose their damn minds that Az's shadows dance for Gwyn and vanish for Elain. The truth of it is that we don't know what dancing shadows actually mean, though. It's the first time we've seen it happen. However, we have seen his shadows vanish for someone other than Elain.

In ACOMAF, when Feyre meets the IC for the first time, they vanish for Mor. "Mor patted Azriel on the shoulder as she dodged his outstretched wing...The lurking shadows vanished entirely as Azriel's head dipped a bit."

So we know that the shadows vanish in the presence of someone Azriel has romantic feelings for, but we don't know what makes them dance.

Then, at the end of the BC (after he said he didn't even consider Gwyn to be a friend) he feels a spark of joy in his chest. Good. My shadow man deserves happiness.

But we know that it doesn't last because at the very next training right after Solstice, Neta comments that Az is "More aloof than usual" which clearly shows us that he is far more hung up on what happened with Elain than whatever may or may not be going on with Gwyn.

For her part, Gwyn becomes more comfortable around Azriel after Solstice. We love to see it because the poor girl has been so traumatized and, like Az, she deserves to be happy.

However, at no point does Nesta or Cassian suspect there to be any romantic connection between them. Not like how Nesta did with Az and Elain. ("His secret to tell. Never hers.").

And then at the climax of the book, Gwyn is thrown into the Blood Rite. At no point is Az even half as frantic as Cassian (which a mate would be) and he is way more preoccupied with whatever's going on with Eris.

At the end, when Nesta is getting ready for her mating ceremony, Gwyn tells her that she's not ready to leave the House of Wind again. Poor thing has been re-traumatized because of what happens in the BR and can't stand to leave the House. And y'all think she's ready for any kind of romantic relationship??

Nah, let Gwyn heal without the influence of a male.

Elriel

So I'm got gonna talk about the rescue, him figuring out she's a seer, giving her Truth Teller, or any of the usual stuff because that's been said and said and I have nothing to add to it.

Instead, I want to talk about what I believe their trope will be and share my evidence with the class. Cool? Cool.

Okay, so, I think we all know that if Elriel is endgame then their trope will be forbidden lovers.

Personally, I am of the opinion that the purpose of Az's bonus chapter was to confirm that for us, not suddenly change the entire trajectory of the story.

But forbidden lovers makes so much sense for Elriel because of what we've seen in the books, not just the BC.

Looking at ACOMAF again, Mor tells Feyre, "'Azriel's got no shortage of lovers, though, don't worry. He's just better at keeping them secret than we are.'"

Then, in ACOSF, when Feyre's talking about how Elain figured out she was pregnant first, she says to Azriel, "'I think she's got you beat for secret-keeping'".

So it's already in-canon that Azriel can keep his lovers secret very well and that Elain is just good at secrets in general.

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE

A moment I never see anyone talk about is something that Cassian observes at a family dinner. "Elain had already departed with Feyre, claiming she had to be up with the dawn to tend to an elderly faerie's garden. Cassian didn't know why he suspected this wasn't true. There had been some tightness in Elain's face when she said it. Normally when she made such excuses, Lucien was around, but the male remained in the human lands with Jurian and Vassa."

Elain already has secrets the IC aren't privy to. So what's one more?

#elriel #elain x azriel #elain archeron #azriel #lucien vanserra #gwyneth berdara #acotar #fandom ships

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fannibalcascade · 27 days

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have you seen the panel , didn’t it feel very weird , I mean the vibe was off

Yeah, we caught it yesterday. Surprisingly, it was pretty early, so only I and @melancholymournia were wide awake. We didn't see a new season announcement coming at all. We think that chapter is closed. The atmosphere between Hugh and Mads felt right, they are buddies and they met after a long time but we were really curious about the questions being asked and how they'd answer them.

We held onto our skepticism, given it was a reunion after a decade, knowing any hint about the relationship would stir up the fandom and potentially bring backlash our way for our ongoing doubts. But here's the kicker: not a peep about Hannigram, and the whole vibe felt like a blast from 2013- especially how they still can’t mention the relationship, it’s like they are still in the bro-code era and maybe they are .

Despite Mads' captain-of-the-ship reputation, even his answers were ambiguous and not very convincing about the future of Hannigram, And a little question for the shippers: ever find it odd your beloved pairing consistently skirts around the series' core theme, despite claiming it's integral? If so, why the silence? Not to rain on your parade, but given your Hannigram fantasies, it seems the cast's vision isn't quite in sync. Now, we're dead certain the relationship wasn't going anywhere ,a 'Murder Husbands' season was just wishful thinking.

#hannibal #hannibal meta #hannigramcritique #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal analysis #fandomcritique #hannigram #c2e2 #c2e2 2024 #hannibal reunion #the panel was fine a bit boring though

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hecateisalesbian · 11 months

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Toh dynamics I need to see more of-

Amity and Hunter being siblings

Luz and Hunter being siblings

Luz and Vee being siblings

Vee and Hunter being siblings and relating to eachother w/ the trauma that they were both made by Belos

Basically the Noceda Siblings

Amity and Matt because I actually think they are very good friends

Lilith and Steve being besties/QPPs

Lilith and Amity working through there stuff

Alador trying to fix things with his kids

King and Collector thinking abt how they will outlive everyone

Hooty

Willow and Amity?! Why don’t I see more of this?!?!

Gustholomule

Raine and Lilith learning to be with eachother after both changing after leaving the Emperors Coven

everyone in therapy

everyone going to pride parade

Boscha trying to apologize for everything she’s done. They don’t accept but acknowledge the fact that she’s changing and I think she potentially becomes somewhat friends with Amity’s and Luz and Willow and whatever

Eda being a princiPAL (hehe)

Hunter and Lilith learning to not hate eachother and call eachother “Golden Brat” And “Gothic Prick”

The entire hexsquad + others being By hunters side while he carves Waffles by Flapjacks grave (he sobbing, Luz is sobbing, everyone is sobbing)

Hunter and Luz’s meaningful tattoos (Hunter Flapjack, Luz the Flowersnake)

Gus and Hunter being best bros

Eda and Camila and Darius just being like “thank you for taking care of my child”

Veesha

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clementine-writes-things · 3 months

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Edward Nygma Headcanons

(I am combining both Pre-Riddler and the Riddler era):

He is DEFINETLY on the spectrum. Bro is the definition of autism.

If you are also autistic (shoutout to my autistic ass) you guys will stim together and you both respect each others sensory issues.

He specifically likes 2 marshmallows in his hot cocoa. It is the perfect ratio. Any more and it is too thick for him to drink once the marshmallows melt. Any less and it messes up the ratio.

He loves working at the GCPD and he truly wants to be friends with his coworkers. He just has very bad social anxiety and he doesn't know how to start a friendship.

He hates being ridiculed at work and he tries to stand up for himself a lot, but he isn't that brave.

He is an EXCELLENT cook. Like seriously. Gordon Ramsay would be impressed.

He takes care of the stray cats in the alley next to his apartment. Sometimes he leaves his window open so they can find shelter from the rain when the weather is bad.

He is the SWEETEST soul alive OH MY GOD. He would give you the shirt off his back to cover a puddle for you. And if he for some reason didn't have a shirt, he'd lay across that puddle and have you walk over him. He's just very gentleman like and polite.

If you work with him at the GCPD he will leave riddles on your desk and if you are able to solve them before the end of the day, he will buy you a snack from the vending machine for every riddle you get right.

He may not look like it, but he works out. He goes to the gym regularly and has a very toned body. He has muscle, but it's not overboard. He is toned just enough so you can look at him and think "Oh, he probably goes to the gym often."

Because he is autistic, he is able to deal with serious situations. Hence, why he is so good at forensics. People call him a psycho because of this.

The only people who acknowledge Edward for his achievements is you, Jim Gordon, and Oswald Cobblepot.

He likes to write poetry and read poetry a lot.

He's a huge bookworm

He is also a big history nerd

He gives the absolute best kisses. He likes to gently hold the back of your head and put his other hand on your hip.

When he became the Riddler, if you two were dating, he would keep trying to get with you again. He would always be in love with you. He would make a theatrical statement, like when he spoke to the cadets, and he would use that (if it was broadcasted on tv) to announce his love for you. You tried to ignore him.

If you two WEREN'T dating, he would try and get on a date with you. Again, he is OBSESSED with you.

He is pan. Tell me I'm wrong.

He doesn't like PDA but if he feels like someone is eyeing you, he'll put a protective hand on your shoulder, thigh, etc. He'll also plant a kiss on your head.

He makes you a lunch for your work and writes your name on it. If he's feeling extra happy, he'll even put stickers on the bag.

He is such an ally. He goes to pride parades a lot, even after he became the Riddler. He is DEFINETLY the type of person to write his pronouns and preferred name on a name tag at gatherings. And we love him for that.

He has a tic where he licks his lips and it causes his lips to get chapped a lot. He carries chapstick everywhere.

He will do anything for his friends. He never had friends growing up, so he wants to keep the friends he has now. He likes making people happy.

You're really the only one who hangs out with him outside of work.

He likes karaoke and going to arcades

He will go to Barnes and Noble to get books, and he'll end up reading a whole book at the cafe.

He collects comic books and plays video games a lot.

He LOVES playing piano.

OK, here comes the NSFW stuff guys...prepare..

He is 100% a top. No questions about it. Before he became the Riddler he wasn't quite sure what he was. He liked to be in charge, but he wasn't as confident. After, though, he REALLY liked to be in charge.

He doesn't really have many kinks, he kind of goes with whatever. He does like a bit of BDSM though...and biting...and choking...and spi-

He doesn't believe sex is a crucial part of a relationship. He cares more about trust and love. So, he doesn't get sexual much. But, when he does.... its crazy.

He likes to ask Riddles during sex and if you get them right he uh...use your imagination for this one.

HE GIVES AMAZING ATERCARE LIKE OMG

He'll cook food, take a shower/bath with you, and watch a movie or show of your choice.

#fanfic writer #writers #gotham #edward nygma #the riddler #fanfic #headcanons

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sonicstalker123 · 8 days

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I imagine some genshin characters saying…

Childe/Tartaglia:

“Lmao what a mood”

(If he had a partner without a vision) “Visionless behavior” (to troll)

“Lol no vision??” (To troll)

“Haha, relatable”/“can’t relate”

“That’s my beloved comrade”

(If somebody saw his partner get hurt/saw that his partner was hurt) “Oh boy is it on sight.”

“This person here is a massive bitch”

*surprised pikachu face*

“This snow is beautiful and sparkly, it’s a shame that my Fatui duties are making me change its color to crimson.”

Itto

“It’s all good here, compadre”

“You good?”

“It’s all good ‘round here.”

“Dude did you see what I did with those Lavender Melons, it was kickass, I kicked them for the lols and they went flying like 60 feet”

“That’s my partner, they’re so badass”

“Yeah no Kuki had to get me out of this tricky situation last week involving Heizou”

“Dude, I’m so proud of you for doing that thing you were afraid of doing!”

“Eat shit, Raiden Shogun!”

“Bro did that really just happen??”

“Lol/lmao, how did you trip over that rock?”

*surprised pikachu face*

“Duuude, look at this crab!”

“Nightmares are just horror movies that your mind makes up as you sleep.”

“Dammit, here comes the fun police.” (Referring to Kuki, Heizou or Sara)

Scaramouche

“Don’t do that again you idiot” (he says “idiot” in his own weird loving way)

“Yes, dear, you’re my idiot and nobody else’s.”

“Oh my partner? What about them. You got something to say about them??”

“What a nuisance.”

“Yes, this is the first time that somebody has acknowledged who I am, these feelings are new to me.” (“These feelings” can be seen in a friend way or romantic)

“Yes, the Fatui can eat sand for all I care.”

“Darling.”

“Watching this snow fall in Dragonspine is rather peaceful.”

“Rain is just water, it can’t hurt anything 😒”

Adeptus Xiao

“Yes, dear, you called?”

“Darling, our pet cat is okay, she’s right here.”

“Our cat is so cute.”

“Your friendship/romantic relationship with me is something I’ll cherish forever.”

“Why are you friends with me? I’m a Conqueror of Demons, I may hurt you.”

“All I’ve wanted in my days is somebody who I can be close to, regardless if it’s friendship or a partner.”

“Allow me to accompany you… please?”

“I will be gone for a while because of my adepti duties, I’ll miss you. Please wait for me. Say my name if you need me for anything.”

Gaming

“Hi, sugar pea! Wanna go get some dim sum together? 😁”

“Dude, that dude over there needs to chill out and like drink some tea for real”

“I can’t believe it’s supposed to rain this bad, this wasn’t supposed to happen!”

“I’m about to go training for my Wushou Performance next week, wanna go?”

“Wanna go to the pride parade next week?? It’ll be my first pride parade I’m going to and it’d be fun to go with somebody!” (I hc him as bi)

“Wow, it’s really hot out today! Make sure you have water so you aren’t dehydrated! I care about you, ya know?”

“Wait, huh? What do you mean they can’t come with me?! They’re my partner and I want them to be with me, regardless if it’s training or not!!”

“Morning, sugar pea! Did you sleep well? Have good dreams?? 😁”

#childe tartagalia #childe x reader #genshin headcanons #arataki itto #gaming genshin #genshin scara #xiao genshin impact

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flourjaemin · 8 months

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rating nct 127 fact check highlight medley

I ALREADY NOW THE BRIDGES ARE GONNA BE SOME HEAVEN CREATED DRUG INFUSED MASTERPIECES SO IM JUST PREPARING FOR THE ALBUM AND THE LYRICS BOUT TO BE UNREAL!

fact check - SOTY it’s giving me like a treasure song and i like it. YUTA~ BRO GETTING TOE CURLING LINES TAEEEEEE BRO I CANT WAIT FOR THE CHOREOGRAPHY 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 10/10

space - JUNGWOO PLS and the backing tracking sounds so freaking cool amazing. wait it’s giving me a just dance song? and then YUTA~ saxophone guys… deeper? 😳 wdym there babe I LIKE IT ITS NOT NCT BUT LIKE I LIKE IT 9.99/10

parade - this was in the first teaser we saw and it’s actually a dope sound. raining money anthem fr. 9/10

angel eyes - some old 70 jingle in the back.. this is literally a coming of age song idc if you say otherwise. it’s beautifuls child. nct 2021 beautiful had a child and it was angel eyes. the ROCK-NESS TO IT AND JUNGWOO OK THAT. okay im fitting my napkin in my shirt, holding the fork and knife and ready to munch on his the minute it is released. I WANNA BE EMO 11/10

yacht - cute little stupid little trumpet part ❤️BABY KEEP MY COOL? YUTA YOU GOT ME RUNNING UP THE WALL BECAUSE OF HOW NERVOUS UR MAKING ME.. imma bang your @$$ till noon that is insanely disgusting… i hope im just having hearing loss. MOON~~~~~ sparkles….. you already know where im at ADDING THIS ‼️ awww like a cute summer song im sobbing on my bathroom floor. MARKVIWJEJFJWJ MARK AND HAECHAJ SINGING AT THE SAME TIME PLS J NEED THIS IN MY LIFE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE I NEED IT…. the lyrics im catching up on are so CUTEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 YAS SPARKLE CITY JKDJDJEJEJEJEJEJDJDJDJDJFJJFUCJRJEJIGIEJWKXIHEJWUFHEJEFJCUIWJER 1909389/10

je ne sais quoi - you don’t know why what nct 127? yes i speak french. im holding my back as we speak. i’m afraid this is going to be the throwing back song. GOT THE SAUCE OR SUS? gasps i love it. OML OML OML OML JAEHYUN WTF. it’s sauce, taeyong said it oml 😫 10/10

love is a beauty - nervous. sorry i just had to swim back to my phone as i was floating away. WTF KIM DOYOUNG YOU CANT BE SINGING LIKE AN ANGEL AND NOT EXPECT ME TO RETURN TO HEAVEN LIKE WHAT. bro im pausing. taking breaks. i’m withering every minute i don’t have this is my music library. SH IT UP. just going to delete every song i own and just have this song ❤️. i need this song rn. JWJFUUEUEBDHEURHDH SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SH IT UP JUGNWOO OML OML OML TAE MY TAE awwwwwwwww. can you leave me alone jeong jaehyun, stop having an addictive voice. JUNGEOOOOOOOOOOO “no no~” yep im gonna tattoo that onto my body. I LOVE IT. i love this NCT 127 I LOVE YOU. love is a beauty and i can’t take this anymore. THIS IS MY sOMG MY SONG NO NO NO NO NO THE END I CANT THE GUITAR OML IM GONNA SCREAM 😱😫😫😫😫😭😭😭❤️❤️‼️11/10

misty: forgot about writing. i literally just cried. am i even allowed to listen to these song? these are all made for higher life forms.. i don’t feel deserving of these beautiful songs…. It’s just so beautiful. i just want to live in peace and sit at the beach and watch as the world revolves around me as i am in so much peace. JAJSJDIEJEIRIRJDJFJDJDJJDDJJEJE JOHNNY JUMP ACARES HUH HUBHU HUH AFTER THE STORM WHAT DO YOU SAY AFTER HOHNNY OML THIS IS TOOO MUCH W HSJEJSJDNDNS the piano i cry at the sight of a piano how the hell are you going to play a piano in a beautiful song. pls. 10/10

real life: this reminds me of another song i can’t really pin point……… idk but i really like it but i want to heard more of it 😭 JOHNNY OK THR CHORUS OK OK OK 9/10

overall im gonna have to have a talk with nct and ask them how they continue to release banger after banger. i expect great things for this comeback and can’t wait to see what happens. thank you. (NWJFJUEJE)

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yo, i suddenly remembered the radio interview they had when they asked R how she felt snooging someone else and she was caught off guard and didn't know what to say at first lol then T says it's all chill in set because he's friends with J and now in light of these new photos I get why he said "J is a saint" T is so guilty (im joking im joking) but his statment makes me think T sort of realized him and R probably came off super flirty on/off set and he just wanted to remind the ppl how good sport J was for being so understanding of his gf's job even if he felt uncomfortable with the whole ordeal. Tbh of all her current-past romantic interests R's had, T is definitely the closest to her because he matched her sweet but unhinged theater kid energy just right.

Either way, I rlly don't want to rain on anyone's parade but even if R broke up with J and persued something with T, he wouldn't break the bro code for her, cause from their interactions on their solo interviews I noted that T genuinely likes J as sees him as a real friend.

Yup! I remember that interview. R and T were quick to say that J was a saint and had no issues with them.

T does consider J a friend, but he still flirts with R so if he felt really guilty about it, he would stop lol

#my answers #zeglyth

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kmp78 · 5 months

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"... NANA AND THINNIE. 😂😂😂"

Always these uncooperative drooling fangirls raining on his parade! Outing his secrets left and right 🤣

I love how wimpy Chickenlegred has to buff up for work and therefore had to kiss his holidays 🛥👙🏖 goodbye 👋 ! And Embolino finally grew a 🌰 and was like: " Nah bro, I pass on spending Christmas in the fucking desert! Watching you try to press weights 🏋‍♀️ and probably having to skip Christmas dinner because the only things you're gulping down are protein shakes in the hopes of gaining some muscles!" So who has to come to the rescue???? The GoodTimeGirl 💕🫶! More heartwarming than the Nativity story. I have tears in my eyes 🥹!

This is why Jesus died so we could have joy. 🙏

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happy-hokkyokugitsune · 1 year

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I asked it a bit weird, sorry, naw see I was seeing your hqhc and following your fic and thought you might be into it. P is not me but hard tellin with anon amirite 😉

ty for not raining on my parade, how about semiten?

Hey beautiful~

SemiTen! (I will say that semiten isn't that rare imo)

Love the pairing, be it romantic, sexual, bros, saltmates, whatever, I love it.

(I mean Shiratorizawa guys are one of my weaknesses of course.)

- They are both quite beautiful, (imo) like an ethereal type of beauty. Almost fragile looking in some ways despite how strong they both are (if that makes sense.) I think they would be a gorgeous couple and honestly could you imagine how adorable their kid would look? And how happy they would be? Semi and Tendou would make awesome dads, nobody can change my mind.

- They paint each others nails and giggle like schoolgirls while gossiping about people Shirabu. They do get annoyed by the other sometimes and rag on each other as well, but that's just how they are. Tendou needs someone to tell him he's gone too far sometimes and Semi needs someone to pull him out of his head when he's feeling down (artist problems ya' know) and Tendou is the only one to notice because Semi is good at hiding it.

- These two take up the entire third year second floor bathroom when getting ready. I'm talking every spare inch covered in products, clothes, and towels. The only person allowed to interrupt their beauty routine is the other one.

Yamagata is real salty about it, I mean he needs to do his hair too guys.

- Semi is the only person allowed to do Tendou's hair. Goshiki is a first year so he isn't sure why this is the case, just that when he asked everyone got real quiet and Ushijima straight up turned and quick walked away.

Goshiki never asked again.

- Tendou is Semi's biggest fan. He'll talk to anyone and everyone about Semi's music. He'll hound you until you listen to it, he even pushed Semi to find an artist for promoting his band via posters and shirts. The redhead shows up to every gig as well and him screaming his love from the audience really charges the whole atmosphere with good vibes. No doubt in Semi's mind that Tendou is rooting for him.

Even if he teases him to no end.

- Tendou could easily guess where Semi is at all times. Semi is pretty predictable about his interests and schedule. Tendou knows he likes to play video games after practice and that he'll be doing karaoke on Friday's, he knows what market and restaurant he prefers, he even knows that Semi has a date when he smells a certain cologne on him. (He may even get jealous about that last one.)

He doesn't tell Semi these things, the guy likes to think he's incredibly spontaneous and he doesn't want to burst his bubble. But mostly Tendou finds it amusing to appear behind him when he isn't expecting it.

- They like to scare each other. It started off as Tendou's thing (is anyone surprised?) but one day Semi had enough and before Tendou could sneak up on him he turned and scared the guy first. It's been a longstanding competition between them ever since.

- Despite them hounding eachother and Tendou's constant teasing he would never call Tendou a monster ever. I can see him mean mugging anyone he catches doing so. He doesn't tell Tendou that he gets girls to start rumors about the people being mean to him, and he's so subtle about it that even Tendou is oblivious to his hand in said rumors.

- Both of these guys are super chill together even if they aren't interacting directly. I can just see them now, Tendou's reading his manga (possibly while sitting upside down on the couch) while Semi messes around on his guitar. They should be studying but that's not any fun and neither of them are interested in following the typical college/career route so they don't crackdown on that sort of thing unless Ushijima or Reon is there.

- Semi actually enjoys Tendou's energy, he can't read him, the guy is the poster child for being unpredictable of course, but he loves passionate people who like to bring joy and laughter wherever they go.

This got long, sorry anon if you're p I am not sorry, you know what you were getting into, ya' doof.

#haikyuu thoughts #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu #tendou satori #semi eita #semiten #shiratorizawa #asks #anon #rarepair #happy headcanons

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