FUCK IT I ordered some balloons. I'm gonna buy a whipped cream dispenser and get into whippits idc idc
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I wanna meet new friends! Who’s doing whippers with me?? 👽 send me a message any way if you love pashminas or squishmallows 💕💕💕💕💕
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I embody a sense of childlike wonder scratching the frost off a frequently used whippit cracker
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I hate having brain cells because over and over I experience seeing something fucked up, calling it fucked up, then waiting weeks/months/years for the rest of the country or community to finally backtrack and acknowledge it's fucked up while feigning ignorance. Its maddening
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Jellycat of the Day | 13th April 2024
↳ Beatnik Buddy Whippit
"Likes to chat about philosopuppy!"
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Oh yay, dogs! May I suggest Whirl (IDW1) as a whippet?
heck yeah
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Jellycat Beatnik Buddy Whippit
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you ever read a fix-it-fic for a non-canon relationship where it seems like the way the author handled the canon relationship breaking up is to infect one of the characters (usually a woman) with something akin to that fungus that makes zombie ants or perhaps some kind of toxoplasmosis but for your blorbo instead of cats, so that her affections are just flipped like a light switch from "in love with a genuinely supportive partner" to "in love with the character I want her to be in love with because...[crickets]"?
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the magic words “I’ve got nitrous at mine”
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The "I could be on drugs!" line is made infinitely funnier knowing that Georgie went to uni with Jon. Can you imagine taking that man to a frat party. I'd bet money that she watched him take one (1) hit of a joint in 2008 and then proceed to dry heave so hard he puked
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