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“Huntlow was deliberately ambiguous”
“Huntlow is only subtext”
Did…did we watch the same finale where they’re literally endgame and holding each other constantly? And for matching flapjack tattoos? And go to grom together??
You do NOT need a kiss in order to be canon
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eliaskew · 4 months
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Barty wanted to prove he could become an animagus too.
J: Is it some kind of cat?
S: No, Minnie is a cat that is some kind of fucking demon
J: Maybe it's a dog?
S: DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A DOG TO YOU PRONGS?
P: Guys it's a squirrel!
S: It's fucking evil is what it is, holy shit-
R: Squirrels don't get that big Pete
P: Well Sirius' animagus is massive as well-
S: My animagus is a Grimm, not a dog, Wormy, it's supposed to be big. Unless that squirrel is on bloody steroids-
R: The markings aren't right. Maybe it isn't native to the UK?
S: Maybe it's a native of Hell
J: It could be a boggart, do boggarts count as animals?
R: That's like asking if a werewolf counts as an animal
J: ... Do they?
P: I can't find anything in this book.
S: DONT BITE ME YOU LITTLE SHIT-
J: It has to be a kind of woodland creature right?
R: It's a racoon.
P: A what?
R: A racoon. They're not native to the UK.
S: GET IT OFF GETITOFFGETITOFF-
J: Is it venomous?
R: No.. but they are susceptible to rabies
S: SO HELP ME CROUCH I WILL THROW YOU OUT THIS FUCKING WINDOW-
P: What's rabies?
R: It's an animal disease, mate
J: Can werewolves get rabies? ... can I get rabies?
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fitzrove · 3 months
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Poll because I watched a youtube video and am an annoying elitist
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mynamejers · 1 year
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This is my friend, their name is ted. ted. is a Ghoran Monk for Pathfinder, who is also a tattoo artist.
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Explain this... I'm very conflicted.
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This is the cover of Action Comics 466, and LEx's actions in this issue can be explained in an ethical way. First, we find out that Lex has reverted S*perman to a teen, since he hates S*perboy and not S*perman.
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Lex is managing his anger in a HEALTHY WAY. By understanding that he doesn't hate S*perman, he does not take out his anger on S*perman (an ethical decision)
Finally, we findout that Lex hasn't even really reverted S*perman back into S*perboy! He just made s*perman THINK this, and he was helping him advance his skills through challenge. Even though I don't like S*perman, I think it was kind of Lex to help people, which is what he does as an ethical billionaire.
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forystr · 8 months
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they got rid of the bus shelter outside my house!!!! fuming!!!! becoming disabled really opened my fuckin eyes on how little the Gov cares abt anyone who isn't able bodied 👍
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celepeace · 4 months
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If exercise is so good for you, but one of the main reasons why people don't do it is because it makes you feel like mega garbage if you're out of shape, then instead of urging people to exercise I think we should put all that effort and money into designing a drug that makes exercise not suck. Something that either gets rid of that awful out of breath feeling and pain or makes them less terrible. With this I predict we could improve the health of a large percentage of the population. The slogan should be "makes exercise not make you want to kill yourself! :)" or something to that effect
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azure-trash · 1 year
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Yunaka is very good as a Wolf Knight
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dontmindme2600 · 1 year
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Stampede is good so far but I miss all the stupid filler that was in the og anime
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starpros-sunshine · 8 months
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Love watching stuff like this go down I am so numbed to everything resembling this semi mass hysteria that this is just very entertaining to watch
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vogelmeister · 11 months
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tiktok is so wild why is someone mansplaining the buses in my area to me
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Arc V and GX's anime endings are unironically both S tier and I don't understand what the naysayers are on about. (Especially having a passing familiarity with the horror that is Arc V's manga ending.)
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I don't watch succession but I gather it's yuri?
In a way
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killingthecringe · 2 years
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Glad everyone took one look at surge and did one of two things
1) aw what a poor little meow meow
2) thats a lesbian
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patchesbeanie · 1 year
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where are people being angry that dream went partying and drank? are people getting angry anons or is it just a twitter problem?
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wincestisasincest · 2 years
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This is honestly such a strange question but do pirates with like a work hierarchy kink thing say yes captain when doing the do instead of yes sir
first of all, they say "aye captain" not "yes captain" so jot that down
second, all pirate crews are effectively pride parades, so i think that their kinks vary from person to person. you'll have to ask whichever pirate you are thirsting after yourself.
third, anon, it's much more likely that pirates with a hierarchy kink would be into quartermasters than captains. historically, quartermasters, especially pirate ones, have the same level of authority as the captain and receive the same share of treasure. unlike the captain, they are responsible for boarding parties, day to day tasks, and punishment, AND are likely to be a source of kink for the captains themselves as they are the only other ones aboard the ship who could veto a captain's decision. therefore, quartermasters are the more universal kink in this situation. they are commonly referred to as "sir."
hope this helps anon you kinky shit :) you're watching history channel
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