The somewhat funny thing about Dan Phantom fans is that, for a character that is super chaotic and unhinged, his fans are probably some of the nicest and chillest fans in the phandom
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I took several ‘karlach disapproves’ during House of Hope but absolutely worth it
Anyways my ass would definitely have been found out in the boudoir
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Niall been to therapy or something bc no way on earth I would ever say the things he is saying like he’s OBSESSED?! Girl… that’s too vulnerable. (I’m kidding fyi)
SDJHNGMDSD that whole verse is soooo !!!
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Yeah the whole Eleanor thing was weird. I know not everyone has a high opinion of her, but I’ve never thought her that desperate to do that kind of thing for attention, even with her declining numbers. That’s a shitty ‘gf’ if she’s doing that for attention.
And it’s not like you can ‘accidentally’ block someone as I saw some people think happened, because once you click block another question ‘block just just this account for any accounts they may make’ comes up after. It was done deliberately but why, god knows. Does make it seem like there was some kind of trouble in ‘paradise’ though so will be interesting to see if they’re spotted together looking like a couple in the near future. (Not that they’ve looked like a couple much in 10+ years but whatever)
there's a reason the 5 elounor stans completely lost it.
elounor 2.0 only exists online through e's posts of cliff.
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I don’t have the body people wish I would have and it just sucks
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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OMG the backstory behind the whole boop thing is amazing.
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i think it's so fun that "damn" is such a casual curse word now that it's basically become divorced completely from its original meaning. like oops i dropped my phone, time to invoke the wrath of god about it in the most mildly annoyed tone of voice imaginable.
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I would put that on my cv
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My sort of maybe embarrassing “late to the game” thing I’m learning now is how to tell if oil has gone bad.
I feel like most other foods have obvious visual tells like mold or they end up smelling foul and obviously bad. But I was googling about oil and the internet says “if it smells like crayons, it’s bad” which would not have been my first guess. And I tested it out on my somewhat old sesame oil and was like “by god, I would describe this as smelling like crayons”
Anyway protip if your old oil smells kinda like crayons it’s probably no good 🖍️
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y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*
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